Fi da Puti Samurai
I can say that I’m immensely satisfied with my purchase already. I haven’t found too many games that get me genuinely excited like this one does.
Let’s be clear, this game is not finished - it’s still RAW and needs to be put back in the oven. However, the concept is itself is revolutionary - a Boomershooter Roguelike that seamlessly connects sections of your favourite 90s FPS’s together into one long-running, never-ending level that you can progress through for hours on end.
At this stage there are a lot of bugs and issues and it definitely needs more content, but having said that, I don’t think I’ve been this excited for a new game in years. This title takes everything I was hoping for and compresses it into a single brilliant little piece of wish-fulfilment.
– Real player with 7.5 hrs in game
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I rarely ever post reviews for games. I really want this game to succeed especially since I love anime tiddie.
Now what is Fida Puti Samurai? It’s an FPS where a cute pink hair girl discovers the VR realm her boyfriend has been making has copious amount of anime tiddie porn and waifus in it; she wants to find out what depraved fetish shit he’s got on his PC.
Story
The story is mostly non-existent; the game is in early access and isn’t done. At first you talk to the player avatar’s boyfriend on the PC in the VR set-piece he made that serves as your hub, but the main draw of the game seems to be the nsfw-anime aesthetic alongside the gameplay. The game has a lot of potential for its story for jokes and gags that could make my head pop like an atom bomb from laughter.
– Real player with 6.4 hrs in game
Rogue Warrior
IN A WORD: MAYBE
IN SHORT:
SIMILAR GAMEPLAY TO: Zombie Parking, Older FPSs
WHAT TO EXPECT: Short campaign. Dated, stiff, unexciting gameplay. Basic graphics. Functional AI enemies. Mickey Rourke voice-over. Difficulty establishing multiplayer session.
ACHIEVEMENTS: COMPLETABLE.
STATUS: COMPLETE.
WHEN TO BUY: AVOID. Unless bad & corny is your thing!
More info below….
THE LOWDOWN:
Rogue Warrior is an old-skool corridor shooter with limited cover mechanics and minor stealth elements. Your objective is to one-man Rambo; an eight mission campaign, set in the Peoples Republic of North Korea. Choose to kill by stealth but be seen and its time for gun-toting action. The campaign is single-player but it has a multi-player arena style deathmatch with a few maps.
– Real player with 38.6 hrs in game
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Rogue Warrior is horrible. Beyond Mickey Rourke’s hilarious voice acting, this game is linear, poorly programmed, and very shallow. Now, that’s not to say that it’s not at least an enjoyable experience, but you need to know what you’re getting into before you buy it, for hopefully a price below $10.
I beat the game in under 3 hours, and that was with me being killed many times in certain levels. The enemies are extremely repetetive, and pose no challenge unless they gang up on you. Dick (protagonist) moves around like a tank. The “stealth” aspect of this game is laughably broken. You can run up to every enemy, making as much noise as you want and kill them with a prompt that appears on the screen. The sound broke for me towards the end, which ruined the ending cutscenes. Grenades rarely ever work in this game, they’re pitiful. The grenade launcher is also a piece of garbage and may kill you more often than save you. Weapon selection is extremely limited. The levels design is boring and, again, very linear.
– Real player with 19.4 hrs in game
FPS Robot Attack Minigame
This game has left me speechless. I have played many FPS games, and this was one of them. Get out of here valorant, I think this game might be what half life 3 was meant to be. I came into this game a boy, and left a man. This was the light at the end of the tunnel, me and it are each others world entirely. Stay gold ponyboy
– Real player with 3.0 hrs in game
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This fps is so much better than COD and Halo and Garfield kart
– Real player with 0.6 hrs in game
Fish Person Shooter
I’ve been waiting to play this game since the first time I heard about it and I’m so happy to finally be able to!
It speaks to my heart when a game dares not to take itself seriously and, at the same time, still is a good gsme. Fish surely is all that! 3
It feels so good to play an FPS in which the core gameplay involves dodging, after so many years of boring cover shooting. And the level design is cleverly interesting, not shying away to present obscure secrets right when you start (which brings fond memories of Doom 64).
– Real player with 6.9 hrs in game
Early Access Review: This is actually a pretty fun game for a retro style game. As others have mentioned the harpoon mechanic is really cool. This game has some interesting puzzles that require a bit of thinking to get thru, but not so difficult that it makes it impossible. You may have to retry the level a couple of times to get thru the “learning curve”.
Since it is early access there are some things that the developer is working on. But the good news is that the issues are getting discovered quickly and bug fixes are coming in.
– Real player with 3.9 hrs in game
High Hell
High Hell is a First-Person Shooter developed by Terri Vellmann, who was already working behind the rogue-like FPS Heavy Bullets. This time around he brings us a more linear shooter with a big focus on speedrunning.
The game contains a total of 20 levels, of which 4 are boss fights. To finish a level you have to complete its main objective and after that jump with your parachute of the map. There are also additional side objectives, hidden collectibles and of course enemies that make the whole process harder. All you get to work with is one weapon, no ammo, no reloads, no recoil, nothing to worry about. This helps keep the gameplay as fast paced as possible and gives you less to worry about when speedrunning, which I thought was the right choice. The game also features steam-leaderboards for every individual level and full game runs to show where you rank amongst everyone else.
– Real player with 7.5 hrs in game
In High Hell, you’ve got a pretty simple objective. Kill the BO$$. Don’t forget the $s, they’re important. To do this, you’re given the SOULSHOT, a rapid firing railgun that kills just about anything in one hit. Unless they’re fat. Fat guys have more soul.
You’re given a couple of objectives for each level and just left to hit them however the fancy takes you. Then divebomb off the edge of the nearest skyscraper ledge to end the level. There’s even a parachute and they don’t charge extra. Throw in that you play as a freaky devil lady and boom, you’re up to speed with game. Go gettem, tiger.
– Real player with 6.5 hrs in game
Quickscoper Doge: The Dank Illuminati Memes
The ending of the campaign before we had to defend the dank memes from those who threaten our dankened culture. This game has inspired the raw emotions in me that were devoid just 30 minutes before. This game is an art. What man requires the companionship of a woman when this game is there for your embrace. I teared in practically every fight scene, and the fight with Pewdiepie filled my eyes with tears of sorrow for the act which I had committed. Whyen Doge revealed his imprisonment inside of DAT BOI I called those closest to me and declared that I would most likely “Pull a Jeffrey Epstein” They teared but when I gifted them this game I lost them in my life as well for this game changed their lives for the better and afterwards they embarked on spiritual Quickscope Doge journeys amongst the Nepalese Himalayas and the volcanoes of Japan.
– Real player with 2.8 hrs in game
Steam won’t let me make a guide so ill just recommend the game.
I have more hours in this game that i do in cyberpunk and i can honestly say this is the better game, if you want to 100% it you will have to play the arena mode and every round you win will get you one achievement (just ad one Illuminati minion and quick scope it 100 times) press q to spin your gun as you shoot and press X to become the superior left handed dogo.
– Real player with 2.3 hrs in game
The spy who shot me™
My feelings about this game are complicated. I know its in early access and hopefully many of my issues will be adressed as the game moves towards a full release. First and foremost. I had fun with the game and do reccomend it. It’s heart is in the right place and its extremely charismatic. The level design is suitably old school and the gameplay is a mix of goldeneye 007 and old school doom or quake. It makes for a fun and frentic mix. The aged graphics are bright and colorful and suit the games impeccable sense of style. And speaking of that style, it is a lot like No One Lives Forever or Austin Powers, reminds me a lot of the campy Roger Moore era of James Bond. I love it.
– Real player with 20.6 hrs in game
~If you are unsure about the game, there is a free demo here on the store page. Try it out!~
“I’ve heard 7 breathes fire and has eyeballs for testicles. I hate that guy.”
The Spy Who Shot Me is a great arcade indie FPS retro game, with tons of funny jokes and a n64 goldeneye vibe on it.
+Voice Acting is pretty good.
+Nice OST.
+Good level design.
+Shooting feels great for a arcade-like game.
+Runs really well on any potato.
+There is enough variety on the environments, weapons and enemies.
– Real player with 8.1 hrs in game
Blood and Bacon
Just a Classic game and I really love this Holdout game ever.
Plus exploring things. (Including space moon)
– Real player with 27.1 hrs in game
ODAY it seems to me providential that Fate should have chosen Braunau on the Inn as my birthplace. For this little town lies on the boundary between two German states which we of the younger generation at least have made it our life work to reunite by every means at our disposal.
German-Austria must return to the great German mother country, and not because of any economic considerations. No, and again no: even if such a union were unimportant from an economic point of view; yes, even if it were harmful, it must nevertheless take place. One blood demands one Reich. Never will the German nation possess the moral right to engage in colonial politics until, at least, it embraces its own sons within a single state. Only when the Reich borders include the very last German, but can no longer guarantee his daily bread, will the moral right to acquire foreign soil arise from the distress of our own people. Their sword will become our plow, and from the tears of war the daily bread of future generations will grow. And so this little city on the border seems to me the symbol of a great mission. And in another respect as well, it looms as an admonition to the present day. More than a hundred years ago, this insignificant place had the distinction of being immortalized in the annals at least of German history, for it was the scene of a tragic catastrophe which gripped the entire German nation. At the time of our fatherland’s deepest humiliation, Johannes Palm of Nuremberg, burgher, bookseller, uncompromising nationalist and French hater, died there for the Germany which he loved so passionately even in her misfortune. He had stubbornly refused to denounce his accomplices who were in fact his superiors. In thus he resembled Leo Schlageter. And like him, he was denounced to the French by a representative of his government An Augsburg police chief won this unenviable fame, thus furnishing an example for our modern German officials in Herr Severing’s Reich.
– Real player with 20.5 hrs in game
Bloody Good Time
(If my english sucks balls, it is because english isn’t my first language)
Bloody good time is a FPS game with four diffrent game plays like “Deathmatch”, “The Hunt”, “Revenge” and “Elimination”.
Players can choose one of the eight available characters like The Surfer, The Beach babe, The Goth, The Bunny girl, The Showgirl, The Clown, The Gambler and The Stoner.
You can kill in many diffrent wayss from back stabbing them to flush them into the toilet. There is also traps you can activate when the player is around that spot.
– Real player with 199.0 hrs in game
TL;DR:
This is a simplified, faster-paced successor to The Ship. If you’re not familiar with that, think of it as a cartoony, multiplayer Hitman game for 8 players/bots on small maps. It can be a Bloody Good Time, but unfortunately, it has just 3 maps and suffers from dumb bots, a lack of instructions and some cheap weaponry.
Full review:
Bloody Good Time is a simplified, faster-paced successor to The Ship, which isn’t surprising because it’s from the same developer. The meat-and-potatoes of this game is called “the hunt”, a gamemode requiring you to murder a different target each round, all while avoiding guards, cameras and your own hunter. To do this, you can pick from a large roster of weapons spawned throughout the map, each with a randomly-assigned star value which changes every round. This means you have to pick up new weapons often in order to stay on top of the scoreboard. Whoever has the most stars at the end of 12 rounds wins the game. In addition, you’ll find “murder aids”, which do just what their name implies; they can either be used to assist you in a murder or to defend yourself in a bad situation. There’s a glue gun to freeze someone for a few seconds, a holographic decoy to mislead your hunter, even a camera to steal stars. You also have to take care of your “needs” - sleeping, pooping and eating, respectively - and if any of these gets too low, it lowers your speed, defense and strength. You’re pretty much defenseless while taking care of these needs, but when fully refilled, they give you an added stat boost. There are also traps littered around each map and while difficult to pull off, the reward is high.
– Real player with 50.1 hrs in game
Screencheat
Screencheat is a very challenging FPS where your enemies are invisible and you have to look for them by “screencheating” and find their location by looking for colors and landmarks on their screen.
The game is always played in splitscreen, this way you can “screencheat” and see where your opponents are, That’s the mechanic of the game, there are a lot of gamemodes, weapons, modifiers, levels and it can be played Online and Locally with 4 players, There are also bots in case you have nobody to play with.
– Real player with 100.9 hrs in game
tl;dr 5 maps + random map mode, 6 game modes, 8 weapons, up to 4 players, local and/or online, costomisation, you are invisible and must cheat to win.
This game is extreamly fn and fast paced.
you can choose between 6 gamemodes, deathmatch, hillcampers, one shot, murder mystery capture the fun and Party mode. Instead of talking about the facts about being invisible and screencheating i will explain these gamemodes
Deathmatch: your average deathmatch, by default 5 kills to win, fast paced
hillcampers: King of the hill, stay in the area indicated by a box and hold it for 40 seconds (by default) be warned, the areas move and people may spam the area with explosives
– Real player with 60.9 hrs in game