The Chronicles of Quiver Dick
You had my attention with the crazy name, but when I saw myself on that store page screenshot I was sold!
(Haha, so in all seriousness, anyone reading this will probably assume I have a biased opinion, considering the developers decided to toss me in their game. Fuck that though! I’m gonna be honest as fuck!)
First off, let me say this is a very short game. Shorter than ‘MaP’ (Metal as Phuk) but that’s kind of the point. It’s a quick and comfy adventure. Flooded with dialogue that eminates some (sweet, sweet) low-brow humour. Sometimes it’s great, and sometimes it falls flat; which leaves you waiting to move on to the next joke. It’s kind of like SNL in a way.
– Real player with 7.3 hrs in game
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UPDATE: I have changed my review to negative, which is unfortunate. The developer has been proven to be a deplorable human being, and one that cannot be trusted. Do not support them. The game was fun, sure, but I’m not supporting this person anymore.
I, too, hope they cast a substantially less racist version of Mel Gibson in the movie about MY life. Guess I’ll have to settle for an awesome cameo in this game. (Seriously!)
And, while I have a cameo, I won’t let it affect my review of the game. I played and beat this in a single setting (took about 3 hours) and laughed so hard my throat still hurts. The game’s humor is crass, and in your face often, but it never feels overstated, nor does it seem ham-fisted. The pacing is well done throughout, and when a joke seems like it might be wearing out its welcome, it ends.
– Real player with 4.0 hrs in game
Survive or Thrive
Secret word: Purge
Chance of survival: Extremely High
Sorry, but I’m not satisfied with this test. The mind gymnastics was nice but I left this test not finding a closure. I wish Steve would start cracking up a joke or become heart-to-heart with me, just like the other test givers.
The questions are disorganized and far too odd. I don’t see the pattern leading up to my first answer.
On the good side, the music is fine. The ending managed to make me feel… an unknown yet strong emotion. I can’t quite put my finger on it. The questions do make me think about what really matters to me in a life or death situation,
– Real player with 4.1 hrs in game
Kinda like those psychological tests you can do on the internet, but more fun.
I like to review hypothetical scenarios and think about how I would actually choose in those situations.
Like all kinds of those tests tho, some questions could really use some more context or additional Information as sometimes several choices could be the “best choice” for survival, depending on the circumstances of the individual situation.
My result was: Very high chances of survival on the mental asylum through planning and manipulation of the other patients and the asylum staff.
– Real player with 3.9 hrs in game
Lakeview Valley
The Elevator Pitch:
It’s like “8-bit Horror Groundhog Day: The Game.”
Only, it’s really more like “Groundhog Week”, and you’ve traded the meteorology for murder.
The Meat & Potatoes (& Amy’s Cookies):
I absolutely LOVED Lakeview Cabin Collection, so when I found out that the sole developer of LVC, Roope Tamminen, had just recently released his latest game, I couldn’t wait to give it a try.
It quickly and effortlessly surpassed my already-rather-lofty expectations…
-There is a staggering amount of content in this game.
– Real player with 58.5 hrs in game
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Lakeview Valley is a refreshing take on the genre of Small Town RPG games that I have thorougly been enjoying. After playing more than 45 hours of it I haven’t even brushed the surface of what this game offers and am still getting a handle on what I’m doing.
You play some guy who moved to a new town where nothing is as it seems and you can choose to be whatever you want. I think this game is amazing and I can’t believe I didn’t pick it up from day one.
Want to be a normal guy living a normal life and get to know people and be helpful in your community while remodeling your home? Do it!
– Real player with 51.8 hrs in game
Bassmaster® Fishing 2022
02/12/2022 Game Updates - Update 3 has been released! https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1449500/view/3123806106491165146
I’ve played all the DTG Fishing Simulators and have over 1000 hours on Fishing Sim World: Pro Tour. Here’s my review on the latest in the series. Bassmaster Fishing 2022. This review includes both a thumbs up and thumbs down section at the end. These reflect my overall view of the game. I will edit/update this review as new content/patches are rolled out.
Having read some of the reviews already posted about this game, I would like to address a couple of things. At the time of writing this review I can confirm the Deluxe Edition items on the Steam version are now working. DTG Fishing released a patch a day or so ago so this issue has been resolved. You may need to restart the game and the Steam Client in order for these items to appear in game.
– Real player with 176.9 hrs in game
A bit harsh some of these reviews are!
Well enjoy mine all rewards thankfully received.
61 hours of in game play at time of review.
Welcome to the competitive world of bass fishing in Bassmaster Fishing 2022
From career mode to leisure fishing and online fishing in bassmaster royal mode featuring cross platform play there is fishing to suit every players style be it competitive play to chilling on the lakes enjoying a days fishing or taking on career mode where you compete as or challenge pro anglers from the elite tour of the worlds bass fishing anglers to try to be the champion bass player.
– Real player with 96.2 hrs in game
fishy
Already play this and try to get different ending. But i have no clue to unlocked 1 image from the gallery, choosing different answer, mostly don’t make any different on npc response and what happen next.
The art is good, it could be scarier and more disturbing. how the story shows the mind of the girl is great, but somehow it’s just reading, there’s no certain option in the game that can make player more understand the reason behind why her mind like that or at least understand how that way of thinking make sense. like when i play this, i just read the anxiety. the story doesn’t drag me to feel the emotion.
– Real player with 3.0 hrs in game
It was…okay. It is very short. Is it supposed to have multiple endings? I played through once, and then did so again making the opposite choices. Same ending. Oh well.
It’ll take you less than 30 minutes. It isn’t bad…it just isn’t great either. I personally felt the storyline was a bit lacking, but maybe I was expecting more. The art is good and it doesn’t take long to go through, so give it a try.
– Real player with 2.3 hrs in game
Here Comes Niko!
10/10 gay turtles
– Real player with 75.8 hrs in game
It’s exactly what it describes itself as, a game for tired people. If a 3D platformer that’s all about exploring and helping people and NOT challenge sounds fun to you, pick it up.
– Real player with 12.5 hrs in game