Illuminascii
This game is a spiritual journey through your inner self. You will dwelve into the life you know you have. The quality of this game makes me forget what time it is. I can feel temptation as I hear the drumming of the sound, the sound of our future. ASCII numbers and letters will forever and always haunt my life. This game brings realization, with top notch sound/music effects. The world is like my mind, deep with uncertainty, a void that is filled with logical nonsense. This game is like a drug, some of you will see it as not your thing, but some of you, will see this as an awakening.. a spiritual path through our life, I will cherish this game for as long as I can. I truly believe this is a beautiful masterpiece that will stay hidden and only a few of us will be able to carve into its inner beauty. Give it a shot, you might like it, you might not, but don’t say I never warned you to stay away or to cave in. Numbers and letters have always been the answer to everything, what we made. We are the beginning and the end, but this game, this product of perfection, has no end. Even if it did you can’t reach it. This game test all who is willing to enter what has been unknown to us since the beginning of mankind.
– Real player with 10.1 hrs in game
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And intensely shitty game comprised of 3 endlessly looping levels where you fight shitty unity enemies with even less effort put into their AI and design than usual. Expect to be shot through any wall you try and hide behind and don’t expect the levels to even be completable, as whatever small, terrible ammount of random level gen there is can easily keep you from ever completing the same shitty easter egg hunt objective that is every map.
It is staggering how little effort was put into this game as a whole. This game boasts RPG elements, which means you level up but the stats don’t do anything and leveling doesn’t do anything. It says you have random characteristics on all monsters and armor, but all the monsters are the same in each level but with a different look, and there IS NO ARMOR.
– Real player with 3.5 hrs in game
Quickscoper Doge: The Dank Illuminati Memes
The ending of the campaign before we had to defend the dank memes from those who threaten our dankened culture. This game has inspired the raw emotions in me that were devoid just 30 minutes before. This game is an art. What man requires the companionship of a woman when this game is there for your embrace. I teared in practically every fight scene, and the fight with Pewdiepie filled my eyes with tears of sorrow for the act which I had committed. Whyen Doge revealed his imprisonment inside of DAT BOI I called those closest to me and declared that I would most likely “Pull a Jeffrey Epstein” They teared but when I gifted them this game I lost them in my life as well for this game changed their lives for the better and afterwards they embarked on spiritual Quickscope Doge journeys amongst the Nepalese Himalayas and the volcanoes of Japan.
– Real player with 2.8 hrs in game
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Steam won’t let me make a guide so ill just recommend the game.
I have more hours in this game that i do in cyberpunk and i can honestly say this is the better game, if you want to 100% it you will have to play the arena mode and every round you win will get you one achievement (just ad one Illuminati minion and quick scope it 100 times) press q to spin your gun as you shoot and press X to become the superior left handed dogo.
– Real player with 2.3 hrs in game
Hunt Down The Freeman
Hunt Down the Freeman.
Is it as bad as people say it is? Unfortunately, yes. The majority of this game is not great at all, and that’s with me playing the whole thing after the updates and going in with the mindset that people were probably just hating on it and that I’d like it.
This game is split into four parts. Prologue, Acts I-III, and the Epilogue. Part by part, here’s how I felt. (No spoilers)
Prologue- Actually decent. It has issues like certain things being too loud or too quiet, but I never had a tough time or got lost, at least not for very long at all.
– Real player with 11.4 hrs in game
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Dear potential buyer,
Good job for scrolling down to the reviews rather than trusting the developers.
First of all, the trailer doesn’t show actual gameplay footage, it was made in sfm and it’s supposed to show how would the game play out.
If they actually cared to finish it
On launch day, the game was unplayable, full of missing textures, no cutscenes at all and with a massive list of gamebreaking bugs (varying from losing your weapons in between the loading zones, randomly teleporting and sometimes invisible enemies to just straight up crasing for no reason).
– Real player with 9.9 hrs in game
Last of Ass
Sorry but that key made my life hell on earth. Horrible game by the way.
– Real player with 1.3 hrs in game
I almost got it in my pants. It was unexpected, definitely need to be careful if you have heart problems.
– Real player with 1.2 hrs in game
Beast Brigade
firee game bt u gotta fix the acheivements boiiii
– Real player with 10.6 hrs in game
8/10
Well made small little title. Just try it out it is worth your time. Could really benefit from the adventure mode and the customization but it’s fun to play with friends.
– Real player with 9.9 hrs in game
Call of Duty®: Black Ops III
Campaign: An interesting attempt at something different storywise late into things, but starts off poorly and isn’t really fun to play at any point. Pass.
Multiplayer: Decent enough weapons balance and perkset, but the overreliance on Specialists and their abilities is grating, and the fact that a CRAZY amount of weapons are locked away behind lootboxes sits really poorly. Pass.
Nightmares: HAHAHAHAHA no. Pass.
Zombies: Five fantastic original maps, nine incredible remakes, and an endless assortment of custom maps… All with the most fantastic movement mechanics, perk balance and weaponsets you could ever want. Let’s face it - this is the Zombies game. Everything else about this game may be trash, but as a hub to play a HUGE chunk of the best Zombies content that Treyarch has to offer, Black Ops 3 really delivers.
– Real player with 407.3 hrs in game
Black Ops III. I have mainly only played the zombies of it, but i have enjoyed the hell out of it, especially the custom maps. Even if this game didnt have custom map support, it would still be really fun.
DISCLAIMER: This ranking is pretty much only for zombies, but some things (Grind, Audience, Gametime etc) are also transferable.
Gameplay-
☑ Very good
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☐ Nothing special
Graphics-
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☐ Good
☐ Will do
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Audio
☐ Amazing
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☑ Good
– Real player with 168.8 hrs in game
Fallen Times
I have such a grudge against this game, I couldn’t stop thinking about it 2 years after I played through the entire thing. This is the worst game I have ever played on Steam.
I bought this game for the meme, thinking I’d somehow enjoy it. I WAS WRONG.
The store page claims that you can play this methodically or speedrun style. I tried speedrun style and got killed almost right away. The platforming was awful. Items and keys were placed in areas that were very inconvenient to grab. Opening gates were way more difficult than it should. Enemies chase you down so if you mess up with something else, they’ll kill you quickly, forcing you to pick them off from far away.
– Real player with 16.0 hrs in game
TL;DR Yes, I enjoyed sticking my F***ing Ancient Magical Spear into those goats.
And now back to my review:
If you have ANY expectations about graphics, desing, plot and hell know what else, forget about it.
This game is all about not giving a crap, shooting some bad(or at least worse than you?) guys and having fun with it.
It’s a fast paced shooter. You run and shoot at Sonic speed. Guns are ridiculous yet fun to play with. Bosses are hard. Generaly skill based and enjoyful if you don’t think too hard about how ridiculous it is.
– Real player with 10.6 hrs in game
Gordon Streaman
I SPENT 4 FUCKING HOURS TRYING TO GET THE CAR
– Real player with 10.1 hrs in game
I don’t even know how to play it..
– Real player with 4.8 hrs in game
AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! for the Awesome
This game is actually V E R Y fun! Well, for me. I originally played AaAAaA!!! 3D on A10 so i decided to ask my dad to buy the game and we did and i fricken love it! So it has good graphics (If your PC/Mac/Linux can handle it, or you put it on low graphics) and also fun level design, good DLC, not alot of difficulty spikes, less sensitive to whack into a building, good controlls, and use of the wind and checkpoints UNLIKE reckless disregard for gravirty (Excluding Brutal Concussion) and its just a good game! I 100% Recommend it!!! Also the best part! The name! AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! for the Awesome!?! That name is easy to remember and awesome! (No pun intended) But some downsides are it removing some sounds and polishing things that Reckless has like the Kisses where it would fade not just blink. Also the sound for Spray Painting was just the Flip off sound and the spray paint sound but no sound that i remember from 1… 2… 3… Kick it (Drop That Beat Like An Ugly Baby) Also the texture quality is a little dated. And the glitch where the camera wont move. Also it should of been DLC because the Awesome Levels and the original campaign. However i still recommend it over Reckless Disregard for Gravity.
– Real player with 55.3 hrs in game
AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! ….For the Awesome, the Anti-Platformer!! In this game you will do all in your power to AVOID landing on them, as you leave every platform far behind!
I nearly made a mistake with this game (beyond thinking the dreadful title actually said something about the game, that is): I read the reviews. Then I read the awards it’s won. Then I considered the type of games I enjoy most: pinball, Puddle, FOTONICA. Flowing, limited control type games. Actually, the decision was easier with more information. And I made the correct one.
– Real player with 17.1 hrs in game
Without Judgement
Without Judgement combines exploration of a huge open world, gameplay and story changing choices and deeply engaging combat. You are a Sentinel, a PMC with a licence to kill. To be a great mercenary you will need the right combination of gears, skills, and friends.
YOUR CHOICES MATTER
Your choices affect not only how the story develops it also lets you decide how you approach each mission. Talk, fight or use skills to get past obstacles as the game adapts itself to your style of play. Every single choice can drastically change the outcome of your story. Different factions and corporations fall and rise, by YOUR choices in this crime-filled neo noire world. You can even finish the game without killing anyone!
THIS IS AN RPG
Define your playstyle by experimenting with a wide variety of weapons, nanotech, biotech, skills and items found throughout the world. Charge into a shootout, pick off enemies one-by-one using stealth, or hire/call other mercs to help you. Many options are at your disposal as you decide how to approach exploration and combat.
EXPLORE VAST OPEN WORLD
The world of Without Judgement is huge both in its scale and in its size. Travel across diverse regions ranging from deserts swamps, highways and neon lit metropolisies. Set in the futuristic version Florida, you are going to be able to freely explore the countless diverse cities and settlements across the state, ranging from high tech megacities, neon lit beaches and post apocalyptic swamps.
