Dr. Langeskov, The Tiger, and The Terribly Cursed Emerald: A Whirlwind Heist
This is a terribly broken game; I was stuck at the loading screen for almost five minutes despite having a very powerful computer.
I selected the “No Lasers” mode difficulty, and what do I get? Lasers. I was stuck there for hours trying to get past the rediculous challenge. It’s not even a joke difficulty; the game has a “Lasers” difficutly.
The tiger chased me past where I could clearly tell the chase was over. The funny thing is: Strange NPCs popped up and started dealing with it. Honestly, I could have sworn I had heard them scrambling around before the chase started. I don’t get it!
– Real player with 5.3 hrs in game
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I’d write a review, but someone is already doing it, seems like I’ll have to wait… Should I?
Dr. Langeskov, The Tiger, and The Terribly Cursed Emerald: A Whirlwind Heist, which I’ll refer as simply Dr. Langeskov, is an adventure game also labeled as a walking simulator, along the lines of games like The Stanley Parable. It’s a really short game if you’re just focused on finishing it. It may take 15 minutes to 45 depending on how much you look around.
“You can’t, you can’t, you can’t… You can’t play it."
– Real player with 3.9 hrs in game
The Stanley Parable
Stanley? What are you doing trapped in a steam review Stanley? Get out of there this instant! This is not a joke Stanley! You are ruining my story.
– Real player with 37.5 hrs in game
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god, an absolute classic to be sure. and getting the Don’t Play For 5 Years achievement legit feels amazing
– Real player with 6.6 hrs in game
Kill It With Fire: Ignition
i have a few ideas for some spiders that could be added. here is a list:
venomous spider: a spider that is like the normal spider, but slightly green. it will go towards the player and “bite” them, which will slow you down for five-ten seconds.
a power for the queen spider: she will spawn two spiderlings when you attack her
camo spider: a spider that is slightly transparent, so they are harder to find and hit.
radioactive spider: a sort of “boss” spider, it is a lot bigger than the other spiders, and has a radioactive symbol on its back. it has three powers: 1) it can spawn random spider types, 2-3. 2) it can turn transparent like the camo spider. 3) it can spit poison, which will slow the player down for twice as long as the poison spider.
– Real player with 16.1 hrs in game
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abselutely brilliant! i can not recommend more! also, it isnt really too scary with the spiders, and its not too disgusting either, very fun, lots of great fun to be had, hmm… no its just fun and fun and fun and its so good why are you even reading this?! JUST PLAY THE GAME OR ILL LIGHT YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE! only if theres spiders inside though :)
– Real player with 11.0 hrs in game
Platzkart Simulator
Ставлю положительную оценку авансом.
Доработать:
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зависла спустя 10 минут (звук есть, а поезд встал и какой-то странный объект вылез за окном)
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оставить звук в игре после снятия фокуса с окна (чтобы игра шла на отдельном мониторе)
Ну и в целом подшлифовать графику
– Real player with 0.4 hrs in game
basically what Metro Exodus should have been.
– Real player with 0.2 hrs in game
Solar Panic: Utter Distress
The comedy is trivial, easy to grasp but not loud.
It is shallow, but quite interesting at the same time.
Those times when everything else feels overwhelming and normal humor feels like a burning dagger in your back, that is the mood you want to be in when you play this.
It soothes, with obviousness and a promise of something more.
The game is very short, it feels like a very well polished student project, but it is detailed too.
However, 15€ is way too much for this, a big discount is recommended.
– Real player with 10.8 hrs in game
ENG
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Genre
First-Person Satirical Adventure
Similar to
South Park?, Jazzpunk: Director’s Cut
Price/Quality
$14.99 (80%)
Optimization
With some flaws.
GAMEPLAY 9/10
It doesn’t look like the other games but has some parodies and satires for other multimedia content, movies, politics, religion.
– Real player with 6.9 hrs in game
Who’s Your Daddy?!
its a fun game but for pepole who do not like game babys die some pepole might not like this game also the dad can save the baby bye giveing him healthy stuff to eat
– Real player with 44.6 hrs in game
its fun to play with your friends or family and funny
– Real player with 44.5 hrs in game
Dick Wilde 2
Dick Wilde 2 is a proud successor of Dick Wilde the first.
An amazing looking game with great humor and a fair bits of crazy weapons to shoot many critters.
Sadly, it is with a heavy heart that I cannot recommend this game, as much like the first of the series, the difficulty is insanely high.
There are many worlds to explore…. but you won’t ever make it past the third level of World 1. Get ready to grind over and over level 1 and 2 until you get better, or give up.
– Real player with 5.5 hrs in game
The first two levels are fun. After that it becomes something next to impossible to make it through a level on the Easy setting. Buy the best guns. Ok, this should be doable now, right? Wrong! How many times do I have to shoot the same junk in the water to get rid of it? How many rat people can you send at me at once, requiring 2-3 hits each? Bad design simply sends so much at you that you can’t progress. This could be truly a great title and I dare them to rework this into something really fun to play. Happy to revisit this review then.
– Real player with 4.7 hrs in game
Friendly Fire: Arena
This game is unironically fun somehow. I would recommend if you and a buddy just want to fuck around
– Real player with 1.8 hrs in game
This game is unironically really fun
– Real player with 0.6 hrs in game
POSTAL 2
Postal 2 gives you the freedom to carry out seemingly simple tasks however you see fit. I recently had a task where I had to cash a check into the bank. Simple, right? Well the line for the bank teller was a bit too long and I wasn’t in the waiting mood, so I decided to take a shortcut by dumping cans of napalm all over the bank lobby and robbing the bank as it burned down.
– Real player with 55.6 hrs in game
There are a lot of side things you can do for a game about getting Gary Coleman’s autograph. Personally, my favorite thing was standing in line for Gary’s signature.
– Real player with 51.0 hrs in game
Press X to Not Die
Introduction
Press X to Not Die is a quirky full motion video game filled with lots of humor and plenty of death. The game is a nice throwback to older games of this nature. Stuck in a world where everyone seems to have gone mad, you have to find away to not die through button mashing on your keyboard or controller. The game is a fun experience that can definitely raise your adrenaline, don’t blink or relax because you never know when you’ll have to press X!
Story
The game starts off like any normal day, that is until your friend rushes over stating that everyone is attacking each other and you have to press X to not die. From that point on you’re thrust into a world where your survival depends on your reaction time. But don’t worry, you’ll be dying a lot and actually this is the best part. All of the deaths are absurd as is the game itself. You have to rescue your girlfriend, find answers and get out of town in one piece all of this action packed fun is also helped with ridiculous dialogue which is funny and also meta. Don’t worry about the fourth wall, it’s been destroyed.
– Real player with 10.2 hrs in game
Grade = B. Worth a buy, for those who enjoy short funny consequences, gamepad challenge, score attack. However, for who want a high budget product, don’t buy it.
| GRADE | SCORE (34) | WORTH BUYING? | OVERALL | DISCOUNT |
| A+ |
– Real player with 6.8 hrs in game