Disney•Pixar Toy Story Mania!
Love the game just like the ride up in Disney land and I’m practicing at it so when the next time I go to Disneyland I can get my revenge on my dad on the ride
– Real player with 13.3 hrs in game
Roses are red
Woody should be dead
Fuck this game
Its just really bad
– Real player with 3.1 hrs in game
Disney•Pixar Cars: Radiator Springs Adventures
I give this game a mixed review cause Steam doesn’t bother to add an Mixed option when reviewing a game.
Anyway,this game is not bad but not good either,just some types of minigames that you can find on browser games.
Yeah,I think that this game should had been a browser game.
I only recommend to play this if you are bored of the other games from your library.
6/10
– Real player with 32.8 hrs in game
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The game is not worth your money and the main part of the game can be completed in an evening, but if you want to pass the game 100% have to kill a lot of time
– Real player with 17.2 hrs in game
Hunt Down The Freeman
Hunt Down the Freeman.
Is it as bad as people say it is? Unfortunately, yes. The majority of this game is not great at all, and that’s with me playing the whole thing after the updates and going in with the mindset that people were probably just hating on it and that I’d like it.
This game is split into four parts. Prologue, Acts I-III, and the Epilogue. Part by part, here’s how I felt. (No spoilers)
Prologue- Actually decent. It has issues like certain things being too loud or too quiet, but I never had a tough time or got lost, at least not for very long at all.
– Real player with 11.4 hrs in game
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Dear potential buyer,
Good job for scrolling down to the reviews rather than trusting the developers.
First of all, the trailer doesn’t show actual gameplay footage, it was made in sfm and it’s supposed to show how would the game play out.
If they actually cared to finish it
On launch day, the game was unplayable, full of missing textures, no cutscenes at all and with a massive list of gamebreaking bugs (varying from losing your weapons in between the loading zones, randomly teleporting and sometimes invisible enemies to just straight up crasing for no reason).
– Real player with 9.9 hrs in game
Jerry Rice & Nitus' Dog Football
I give it a 7.5/10
Gameplay gets an 8/10
The gameplay is nuts compared to like Madden. I’m picking plays like I would in Madden but I have to think about the size of my dog and where to run because you can get a huge score by running through logs, riding skateboards and such, which are mostly on the sides of the field and give your dog a speed boost when used. To maximize points you want to use different game balls and different powerups so lots going on vs like Madden. I even found holding the right mouse button down to walk super useful on defense so I could hang back and then intercept or quickly take out a receiver. Maneuvering the QB in the pocket and then going for the QB sneak also turned out to be a pretty solid tactic. Basically Madden gets pretty stale for me in the gameplay department and Dog Football makes football worth playing with lots of tactical options and resource management to think about since game balls get destroyed and treats and balls need to be purchased and are necessary for playing well.
– Real player with 22.6 hrs in game
Before I played this, I didn’t like football but loved dogs. Now I hate both.
This crappy port of a terrible Wii game makes me wants to run over every dog I see in my car for the good of humanity. And as a man of Irish heritage, I’m offended that the devs can’t tell the difference between the Irish and the Scottish, in any way whatsoever.
2/10
– Real player with 6.3 hrs in game
Kids Learn
Well educational for the younger souls.
– Real player with 14.0 hrs in game
Thanks to this game I am now able to do my ABC 123. Thanks.
– Real player with 2.9 hrs in game
Disney Universe
This is a great game for little kids. Local Multiplayer! Unlimited lives, each level is really fun and lots of cool stuff to discover. Multiply player is great and some things require co-operation. One thing to note is that players can hit each other and steal gold, which can be frustrating if taken advantage of, but otherwise is really funny (pick up the player and throw him!). I have two remotes and play with my 3 and 4 year old. It seems like you can play up to 4 people. The game crashes (took down Windows too) if you disconnect or reconnect a remote with the game running, but has been stable other than that. The menus are a little hard for kids until they learn the pictures and then they’re off to the races. Tons of fun. If you’re looking for a kids game this is a good one.
– Real player with 57.3 hrs in game
Ok, So I of all the new Disney games that were recently released on Steam, I have to say that Disney Universe and Epic Mickey 2 are my favorite so far with Disney Universe on top.
You start off picking from a very generous choice of costumes for your character, from Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Tron, A Bug’s Life, the Princess from Aladdin, Angelica from Pirates of the Caribbean and a bunch more. And you can find a ton more costumes throughout the game to add to your costume menu and use.
This game feels almost like your playing a LEGO video game but the amount of fun you will have here is intense.
– Real player with 31.4 hrs in game
Disney•Pixar Finding Nemo
This game is OK if you’re buying this for a child as an educational game, though the movie it is based on is fairly old at this point. Unfortunately for me, the nostalgia does not outweigh the painfully childish gameplay experience. Don’t buy unless you’re DESPERATE for the slightest sense of nostalgia, or buying for a child. That’s the only reason I bought this game anyway, the nostalgia. I sincerely doubt this game was £7 when I bought it.
– Real player with 2.3 hrs in game
YANOGA REVIEW
GRAPHICS - ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆
Cutscenes shows original movie-scenes - VERY NICE!
The game itself on the other hand looks really ugly. No real animations and everything looks kind of pixelated. It’s not the ugliest experience of a Pixar Game but you will not enjoy the Graphic.
MUSIC - ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆
Original Soundtrack! Very good like it was back than.
STORY - ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆
You’re playing the original Story of ‘‘Finding Nemo’’. Story is tolded via little Cutscenes which are real Movie-Scenes - Very Nice!. But the Campaign only take one hour and is only a summarized version of the movie. Still - the nostalgia for the story is the biggest +Point for this game.
– Real player with 1.5 hrs in game
Bean
Bee movie script
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bean should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bean, of course, flies anyway because beans don’t care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can’t. I’ll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I’m excited. Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B’s. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That’s me! - Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I’d make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I’m glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I’m not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don’t waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That’s why we don’t need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp… under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished beans, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of… …9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it’s just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it’ll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bean, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as… Honey! - That girl was hot. - She’s my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we’re all cousins. - Right. You’re right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bean existence. These beans are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bean jobs are small ones. But beans know that every small job, if it’s done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you’ll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn’t know that. What’s the difference? You’ll be happy to know that beans, as a species, haven’t had one day off in 27 million years. So you’ll just work us to death? We’ll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! “What’s the difference?” How can you say that? One job forever? That’s an insane choice to have to make. I’m relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We’re beans. We’re the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don’t know. But you know what I’m talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I’ve never seen them this close. They know what it’s like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don’t come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You’re monsters! You’re sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don’t know. Their day’s not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can’tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That’s more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It’s just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you’re wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren’t they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let’s have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I’d knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn’t it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We’re hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you’re not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We’re going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bean enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you’re interested in? - Well, there’s a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It’s a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn’t right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That’s a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son’s not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I’m not trying to be funny. You’re not funny! You’re going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You’re gonna be a stirrer? - No one’s listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I’m gonna get an ant tattoo! Let’s open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I’ll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody “dawg”! I’m so proud. - We’re starting work today! - Today’s the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bean, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal… - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them’s yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What’d you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What’s available? Restroom attendant’s open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you’re on. I’m sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey’s always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bean died. Makes an opening. See? He’s dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That’s life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bean, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should… Barry? Barry! All right, we’ve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine… What happened to you? Where are you? - I’m going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You’re gonna die! You’re crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone’s feeling brave, there’s a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn’t that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck’s restricted. It’s OK, Lou. We’re gonna take him up. Really?
– Real player with 1.0 hrs in game
It is quite possibly the most ground breaking game I’ve ever played. Never did I think the plot would take those turns, NEVER did I think the developer was brave enough to do what he did. BUT HE DID. Words cannot truly express how lucky I have been to stumble upon a masterpiece of this caliber. WOW! If you haven’t played this yet, what are you doing with your life? This game right here, Bean, is enough of a reason to buy a gaming pc. Yes, it is. I have an unbridled passion for this game, as will you after you’ve played the game.
– Real player with 0.9 hrs in game
Pretty Girls Mahjong Solitaire
Hello Everyone,
Sometimes you just want to play a solitary game of Mahjong to clear your head and relax. Well Pretty Girl Mahjong is not that type of game at all, keep moving ahead. In this review we will be looking at developer’s Zoo Corporation’s first title in their Solitary Pretty Girl Majong series, “Pretty Girls Mahjong Solitaire”. Now let get to the Review, shall we.
Pretty Girl Mahjong Solitaire is essentially a solitary game of Mahjong. However, it is not your traditional solitary game of Mahjong. It is a speed run version of a solitary Mahjong game experience. When I first came across this game, I was looking for a Solitary Mahjong game like the ones that originally came pre-installed in many consumer level PCs. It became blatantly apparent that this game was not going to offer me that after I started the first level and there was an ominous time bar that was draining as I was still deciding how to make my first move. Initially I was somewhat disappointed by this but I quickly got over my disappointment because I am also rather fond of time attack trials in games.
– Real player with 50.2 hrs in game
Some updates have been released for this game that call for an update on my old review! My last review was back on August 31st, and new features have been implemented that make the game more accessible and enjoyable.
Let me start my review by cutting straight to the chase:
This game is not meant for H-Fans. It is meant for mahjong fans that appreciate fanservice. If you aren’t a big fan of mahjong, then it doesn’t matter how much you like cute girls, you’re not going to enjoy this game.
There is no actual nudity. If you’re looking for explicit nudity then you’ll have to go somewhere else.
– Real player with 18.0 hrs in game
Rayman Raving Rabbids™
BEST ARCADE GAMES I’VE EVER PLAYED ON PC!!
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PLUS
(+) Good grapichs quality for cheap game
(+) So much interesting mini game for wasting time
(+) Nice soundtrack, especially “Misirlou” :D
(+) Bring back my childhood memories LOL
– Real player with 47.1 hrs in game
People typically hate on this game for inevitably being the decent of Rayman games for half a decade, and that is actually true. Though I do wish this turned out to be the full fledged “Rayman 4” that it was supposed to be, this game is still fun.
I grew up a huge Rayman fan because of the characters, they were so entertaining. The Rabbids are an entertaining group, as proved by a line of sequels, mainstream merchandise. and a television show. Since Rabbids are your only source of character selection here, you’d think it’d be sub-par, alas the Rabbids continue to entertain with their outlandish behaviors.
– Real player with 13.4 hrs in game