One Day of an Insurance Agent
how are u gonna do my boy jim like this, my man plays these dumb fucking child games and u dont give him some victory pussy my guy, sad
– Real player with 0.9 hrs in game
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I like the idea?
– Real player with 0.4 hrs in game
Project Absentia
Who Wants Some Wing?
From the creator of Daytime Drama and Scoot Hard DX comes the most violent yet cartoony shooter you’ll ever play.
You play as Abby - an angel with an attitude and a mysterious past.
After you and your friends are taken away to the dreadful Orkan Corporation that has taken over Heaven, you decide to do the only thing you’d rightfully do - kick ass!
Abby must go through the Orkan Corporation and kick ass and take names to get her friends back!
However, not is all as it seems, as Abby soon will uncover a conspiracy that goes deeper than Heaven itself. She then will have to travel through all the dimensions of the universe to get answers.
Buckle Up For One Hell Of An Adventure!
#### Neat Features
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High Verticality! Jump and glide around to get at your enemies.
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Full voice acting for the characters!
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High-res vector artwork for the enemies for that 2000s Newgrounds asthetic!
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You’ll find plenty of Low-Poly 3D models on your quest, which can range from helpful pickups to interactive objects.
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Build engine comes to GZDoom with levels based on real locations, attention to detail. Props, posters and huge set pieces!
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Wield rocket launchers of all sorts. Use the Hailer to freeze your enemies. Shock enemies and suck enemies together with the Plasma Rifle. Atomize your foes with the Rainbowitzer, and shred your enemies with the Tornadozer. And these are just the weapons in the first episode! There’s more weapons as time goes on!
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Blow stuff up! Shatter toilets! Use vending machines! Destroy vases, flags and parts of the level itself!
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Destroy your enemies with blood and guts flying around like confetti. Blow off their heads with well placed machine gun fire. Destroy their corpses!
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Three Episodes in the final version! Dozens of levels ranging from dark factories, large cityscapes, hellish carnivals, dark factories and castles, and a chaotic realm with such sights to show you. Heaven, Hell, and The Elder Realms are your backdrop as you blow everything to pieces.
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A neat story with really cool characters, all of different walks of life… but all friggin' insane.
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Powered by ZScript for some neat effects not possible in DECORATE+ACS alone. This ain’t your kid sister’s GZDoom based game.
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An original soundtrack by Metal Neon, that blends various 90s styles into a cohesive experience.
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Turn off in-game or cutscene subtitles. Turn off Abby’s one-liners. Scale the UI up or down. Turn down the gore puddles… or turn them up. Fine tune the game to your liking with a plethora of in-game options.
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CUCKOLD SIMULATOR: Life as a Beta Male Cuck
I’ve been a cuckold for 50 years now. And after 60 hours this really does help the simple minded man understand the ways of a beta cuck. To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand cuckolding. The kink is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of inter-sectional feminism most of the empowerment will go over a typical cuck’s head. There’s also the Bull’s aggressive outlook, which is deftly woven into his role - his personal mannerisms draw heavily from the mating habits of bovine animals, for instance. The cucks understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of being cuckolded, to realize that it’s not just arousing - it says something deep about DIVERSITY. As a consequence people who dislike cuckolding truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the power of when the woman says “leave the room Cuckold you’re breaking Tyrone’s concentration,” which itself is a cryptic reference to the plight of African-American males in the United States. I’m smugly grinning right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as The Bull’s strong African seed ejaculates itself on my wife. What bigots… how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a cuck tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for The Bull’s eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they’re within 7 inches above of my own (preferably higher) beforehand.
– Real player with 231.1 hrs in game
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I couldn’t recommend a masterpiece more than this one. Within this game, you take hold of a cinematically structured character who’s actions and unique dialogues encase yourself in the game. With the riveting gameplay, plotlines, graphics, you would think you were playing a game made by Valve, Bethesda, Blizzard, Activision, and shit maybe even Bungie with a $50 Billion budget within 20 years in the making. The amount of connections and indepth character detail/development, you would think you were just living through the eyes of a real person. This mere review doesn’t serve this game justice, maybe one day the world will experience this game and war, hunger, poverty, racism with be abolished by the light of “Cuckold Simulator: Life as a Beta Male Cuck”.
– Real player with 27.7 hrs in game
磨难之间 SUFFERING: Reincarnation of Sins
This is my first review ever so bare with me.
I have 20 something hours on this game , i have beaten 4 BOSSES and i own 2 suffering souls so far.
I love the hard orientation of the game and the way you learn to play it.Some of the BOSSES mechanics testing my patience but i love that part to.
The graphics , the atmosphere and the music are absolutely captivating.
Lastly from impressions i like the “find yourself” strategy for each BOSS and how you manage to “Find " suffering souls.
What i would like to see in game is:
– Real player with 27.3 hrs in game
Fun adventure game
– Real player with 3.3 hrs in game
Dark Passenger
Another great concept that failed in execution.
In this game your entire game play is centered around the fact you have no eyes. You have a narrator that will help guide you along as well as sounds and hints in the game. You must avoid obstacles and guards/traps ( the story line really doesn’t help in this regard ) all by using sound. While most of the sounds do not sound similar, there definitely could be more ambiance to add to the game, seeing as it is solely based on hearing. For example: there is guide sound byte that is just a grandfather clock ticking back and forth. This tells you that you are basically on the right track. It never changes throughout the levels.
– Real player with 4.3 hrs in game
NOT WORTH BUYING!
The game concept itself lacks in so many points that you will find an absolute terrible game. This game is as fun as it read, you searching blind with ONLY you sense of hearing around, even if there where any ideas given, like a touch around a table so that you maybe could get any orientation, but nothing, you realy have only your ears and thats terrible. What makes the whole thing even worst, is it that you have to do the most time something like a quicktime events and if you fail, the whole scene starts again and you can listen to the whole crap again and again and again… besides its only luck to find what the game want from you, because there is absolute NO hints
– Real player with 3.2 hrs in game
Crooks Like Us
Really great game! Has twitch integration that is very simple to use and set up that allows the chat to place sabotages through the map. If your viewers feel like playing along they are able to through the itch.io site for free or the steam demo!! It still has some bits of bugging out but there are currently 4 maps and a variety of unlock-able weapons and hats as you level up. I’d absolutely recommend for streamers looking for community games.
The placement guide
https://www.outoftunegames.com/crooks-like-us-twitch
– Real player with 6.0 hrs in game
I enjoyed the Twitch integration, and it was fun to play for a bit with friends. Not really my kind of arcade game in the end but appreciated being able to play!
– Real player with 1.7 hrs in game
CG the Seven Virus Knights
GYAAAAAAAAAAH! Oh my goodness! I want to say good things about this game cause its obvious stuff was being tried here. But stuff simply put did not work right here. Between the recipes you get being randomized, the uncontrollable camera, accidentally walking through walls, and the rather unpredictable difficulty I don’t have many good things to say at this point.
The main reason this negative review came so swiftly for me was due to hardlocking myself (IE saving at a point where due to an event flag not triggering properly meaning you have to restart the entire game), not just once BUT TWICE! My word I’ve had this happen not very frequently but this pissed me off so much.
– Real player with 23.8 hrs in game
I enjoyed it for what it was.
– Real player with 21.6 hrs in game
No School No Rules
Was fun for about 20 minutes till I remembered i was molested in the summer of 1997
– Real player with 1.1 hrs in game
I really love the game! The concept for it is pretty interesting and only though the Early Access only has 1 mission, it was still pretty fun. The gameplay is fun, the graphics and everything look great. I liked it so much i did a short speedrun of it, with a little something extra to it since it was so short, like defeating the teachers lol! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMp4Wi6BmiE i also really love the music that plays in the main menu. I would like to have the MP3 file for it please! or at least know the title of the music :P
– Real player with 0.9 hrs in game
Emote Farming Simulator - With Twitch Integration
Play scuffed games and react to unoriginal video while degenerates in your chatroom make fun of you and react to what you say.
Key Features:
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Farm emotes with your voice - 40 emotes for you to farm to your heart’s content!
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TTS message - Listen to TTS message sent by the degenerates in your chatroom while you play!
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React to video - Watch video and react to them with your voice!
Twitch Integration
Enable these emotes on some third-party thing website and transform your chat!
Twitch chatters will see their messages appear in game if they use any of these emotes.
Play Scuffed Games
Five games within the simulator for you to play and get made fun of by your chat!
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Stream Snipers' Battleground - Eliminate all chubby cheek stream snipers and move to the high ground on a sinking island!
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Floor = Lava - A 3D platformer where you run and jump to the end to of line while avoiding falling into lava!
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Jumped: Episode 1 - A horror game that makes you jump in real life!
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Bounce King - A 2D platformer where your goal is to bounce to the tippy top!
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Chess - An ancient board game
Chat-only Mode
Farm emotes while you play other games, watch videos or anything else
Disclaimer: The game is being made by only one person and I only work on the game part-time.
Lost Assassin
The year is 3043. You are an AI-AGR (Assassin Grade Robot). Your mothership was destroyed by an unknown force (spoiler: evil robots). Engage in intense platform-shooting action while seeking vengeance, 12 satisfying weapons, powerups, jetpacks, bionic legs and more. Inspired by 80s sci-fi movies and games.
Featuring
-12 primary weapons, grenades and loads of powerups
-Dialogue system. Choices you make affect gameplay
-AI enemies react and respond to your movements
-Mine resources to upgrade your arsenal
-Jetpack and double jump to reach those tough spots
-Cutting edge 80’s inspired sprites with modern lighting effects
-Huge levels to explore with precise controls …and much much more
