Kamikaze Veggies
Red, communist vegetables want to take control over the world. Only a special squad of veggies - warriors can stop them. If you like absurd humor and a breath of adventure on your back, then you’ve come to the right place!
Kamikaze Veggies is a game where the wrong move means death. Keep your eyes peeled! You need to be focused to react quickly to a threat. If you are smart, you have a chance of a successful mission. When the frontline situation is dire, use a suicide blast. This is the specialty of the rebel crew.
Red communist vegetables are your enemy. They are cruel and ruthless bastards. They want to take control of the whole world. Reds are better armed, and their troops contain GMO mutants - extremely aggressive beasts.
Get ready for a deadly encounter. War is not a place for cowards!
Key features:
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Single-player mode with an interesting story
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Third-person perspective
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3D graphic
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Split-screen mode option (co-op for two players)
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Unique gameplay based on the sacrifice of kamikaze warriors
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Many interesting missions
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Many fascinating characters with different skills
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Beautiful and contrasting art styles with great music
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CUCKOLD SIMULATOR: Life as a Beta Male Cuck
I’ve been a cuckold for 50 years now. And after 60 hours this really does help the simple minded man understand the ways of a beta cuck. To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand cuckolding. The kink is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of inter-sectional feminism most of the empowerment will go over a typical cuck’s head. There’s also the Bull’s aggressive outlook, which is deftly woven into his role - his personal mannerisms draw heavily from the mating habits of bovine animals, for instance. The cucks understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of being cuckolded, to realize that it’s not just arousing - it says something deep about DIVERSITY. As a consequence people who dislike cuckolding truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the power of when the woman says “leave the room Cuckold you’re breaking Tyrone’s concentration,” which itself is a cryptic reference to the plight of African-American males in the United States. I’m smugly grinning right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as The Bull’s strong African seed ejaculates itself on my wife. What bigots… how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a cuck tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for The Bull’s eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they’re within 7 inches above of my own (preferably higher) beforehand.
– Real player with 231.1 hrs in game
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I couldn’t recommend a masterpiece more than this one. Within this game, you take hold of a cinematically structured character who’s actions and unique dialogues encase yourself in the game. With the riveting gameplay, plotlines, graphics, you would think you were playing a game made by Valve, Bethesda, Blizzard, Activision, and shit maybe even Bungie with a $50 Billion budget within 20 years in the making. The amount of connections and indepth character detail/development, you would think you were just living through the eyes of a real person. This mere review doesn’t serve this game justice, maybe one day the world will experience this game and war, hunger, poverty, racism with be abolished by the light of “Cuckold Simulator: Life as a Beta Male Cuck”.
– Real player with 27.7 hrs in game
Enemy Remains
Yelp Rating: 4/5
Graphics: When starting off in the first level, you are greeted with a wonderful, yet gore-filled map with calm, yet unsettling tones. When making your way through the maps, you will be greeted with much more colors that really bring the eerie feeling of the game. As you adventure throughout the map, you will come across other gore scenes, such as animal intestines and mobs.
Gameplay: The concept behind the game is simple. Shooter game, figuring what the hell happened, defeating hostile mobs, along with bosses, which vary if difficulty as you progress. You come across crates filled with loot, traps, explosives, and much more! There are a variety of weapons to use, especially figuring out the best combo for bosses and mob gang-ups.
– Real player with 5.9 hrs in game
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Enemy remains is your classic top down shooter with various power-ups and weapons found through the game to use at your disposal. It has various traps and enemies which can have extremely variations of attack. The bosses are challenging but not super difficult where it makes you want to quit the game. The mechanical machine you ride in could use some type of attack or two but man can it run stuff over! If you like making monsters suffer this is your game! I have yet to try the multiplayer aspect so this review will be edited.
– Real player with 4.7 hrs in game
The Dark Room
As excellent as the live show, with new content, new paths, and unexpected changes. Off to a marvelous start. Fantastic, bleak, absurdist humor, and a steal at this price. Well-rendered and well-produced, with solid graphics and excellent sound design and audio. Very polished for an Early Access Game and well worth a look.
For those familiar with the Dark Room live show - this is just what you’d expect; if you liked it live, you’ll like the game.
For those unfamilar with the Dark Room - this is a game based on the widely known stage show of the same name (a live action text based adventure game), a cult favourite across the globe, created and performed by John Robertson. Everything’s gone full circle now, and the simulacra has spawned a simulation.
– Real player with 29.1 hrs in game
you awake to find yourself in a review of the dark room…
recomended for masochists, stubborn people, and anyone called darren (everyone)
game itself is still in early acess at the time of writing this, yes, ive encountered some bugs, some with the game, and one very very nasty bug in the game that seems to be a boss fight ( in joke, play the game to understand)
however, the community devoloping with this game is lovely, tight knit, also sadistic, sometimes helpfull, and full of darrens…
the developer remains in character on the discussion boards, which makes looking for help even more infuriating, ad fun…
– Real player with 15.6 hrs in game
The Hustle
The Hustle is an open-world board game where you can go anywhere - anywhere - to build your fortune from the bottom up.
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Go Left, Go Right, Do Whatever - winners don’t respect board game conventions. Winners cut through the middle of the board and tell Candyland to shove it.
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Meddle with Forces Beyond Your Ken - Every round, players vote to change one rule about the game. Adjust your strategy to succeed, or get left in the dust!
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Don’t call it “Bribery!" - That’s the invisible hand of the free market shoving $100 into your jeans.
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Ruin Real-Life Friendships - Cut the dead weight from your social group in classic board-game style!
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Build a Legacy - Will you be remembered a Miser? A Titan of Industry? A Peasant? Every smart move is another scene in your Oscar-winning biopic, and every dumb move is another shovelful of dirt in your stupid, stupid, anonymous grave.
Viscerafest
Viscerafest
Viscerafest is a piece of playable poetry wrapped around a bloody gut-punching, alien shooting, retro-style shooter, that seems to be heavily inspired by games the likes of Duke Nukem and Quake.
And not just heavy inspired; Viscerafest literally plays out and feels just as good. Lead by a tenacious, narcissistic female protagonist who doesn’t care about anything other than quick cash out and goes the extra mile to cause as much mayhem as possible, a fitting personality for the game I must say.
*– [Real player with 77.6 hrs in game](http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198329404521)*
Usually I don't do reviews, but this time is exceptional
Let me cut to the chase. This game is good.
I'll try to not over praise this game because now avaliable only one episode and it's too early to say, how good full game will be, but at this moment everything in this game makes me scream "Bloody hell, that feels good!!!". Movement is fast and smooth, gunplay is good and well-balanced, enemies are tough and every one of them requires a special approach to kill them, levels are complex and really creative.If you are a big fan of oldschool shooters and you're looking for real challenge - Viscerafest is your choise.
*– [Real player with 11.8 hrs in game](http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198283906827)*
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## Cube Conflict
Cube Conflict is a free and open-source FPS where smileys are at war without mercy.
* 20 weapons from the most rotten to the most cheated!
* 15 stupid classes to play, from the kamikaze to the junkie or the ninja!
* 6 themed maps, from the moon with reduced gravity to the volcano and its molten lava
* Dozens of possibilities to customize your avatar with capes, graves, smileys, etc.
* 100% free, all skins can be unlocked while playing!
#### Weapons you said?
Little guns are for kiddies. Nothing like a portable GAU-8, a little bit of atomic bomb, and a rocket minigun!
#### Class system
Doctor, Soldier? For newbies. No doubt you would rather be a Kamikaze to blow yourself up and kill all the enemies around you or even a wizard to cast magic spells!
#### Useful(?) items
Ok, you can die fast, but you should be able to escape death with one power armor and multiple drugs!
#### Maps (for real!)
Incredible there are maps on this game! So, everyone knows rocket jump right? Well, try it on the moon.
#### A lot of skins
You can look like a badass… or an idiot. But mostly an idiot. Since you're gonna die (a lot) we added different graves! Like a nice poop for the noobs and gold ingots for the richest players.
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## Project Absentia
#### **Who Wants Some Wing?**
From the creator of Daytime Drama and Scoot Hard DX comes the most violent yet cartoony shooter you'll ever play.
You play as Abby - an angel with an attitude and a mysterious past.
After you and your friends are taken away to the dreadful Orkan Corporation that has taken over Heaven, you decide to do the only thing you'd rightfully do - kick ass!
Abby must go through the Orkan Corporation and kick ass and take names to get her friends back!
However, not is all as it seems, as Abby soon will uncover a conspiracy that goes deeper than Heaven itself. She then will have to travel through all the dimensions of the universe to get answers.
Buckle Up For One Hell Of An Adventure!
**#### Neat Features**
* High Verticality! Jump and glide around to get at your enemies.
* Full voice acting for the characters!
* High-res vector artwork for the enemies for that 2000s Newgrounds asthetic!
* You'll find plenty of Low-Poly 3D models on your quest, which can range from helpful pickups to interactive objects.
* Build engine comes to GZDoom with levels based on real locations, attention to detail. Props, posters and huge set pieces!
* Wield rocket launchers of all sorts. Use the Hailer to freeze your enemies. Shock enemies and suck enemies together with the Plasma Rifle. Atomize your foes with the Rainbowitzer, and shred your enemies with the Tornadozer. And these are just the weapons in the first episode! There's more weapons as time goes on!
* Blow stuff up! Shatter toilets! Use vending machines! Destroy vases, flags and parts of the level itself!
* Destroy your enemies with blood and guts flying around like confetti. Blow off their heads with well placed machine gun fire. Destroy their corpses!
* Three Episodes in the final version! Dozens of levels ranging from dark factories, large cityscapes, hellish carnivals, dark factories and castles, and a chaotic realm with such sights to show you. Heaven, Hell, and The Elder Realms are your backdrop as you blow everything to pieces.
* A neat story with really cool characters, all of different walks of life… but all friggin' insane.
* Powered by ZScript for some neat effects not possible in DECORATE+ACS alone. This ain't your kid sister's GZDoom based game.
* An original soundtrack by Metal Neon, that blends various 90s styles into a cohesive experience.
* Turn off in-game or cutscene subtitles. Turn off Abby's one-liners. Scale the UI up or down. Turn down the gore puddles... or turn them up. Fine tune the game to your liking with a plethora of in-game options.
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## Conjuntalia
This game looks pretty… and unfortunately that's the only positive thing I can say about it. And I say "unfortunately" because it does feel like there's a good idea in there somewhere, but it got lost between the low-quality writing and the myriad of bugs that make enjoying this game very difficult.
Apparently this game has been in Early Access for a long time, so I'm skeptical that it'll ever be finished (or at least polished up a bit), but I hope I'm wrong and sometime in the future I can come back and change this to a positive review.
*– [Real player with 5.6 hrs in game](http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198059190436)*
#15 of ~69 in my "How many games can I get for under $5" review series.
This game is beautiful for something made with Unity. The art is quite pleasing. The problem is the gameplay is lacking. The controls are lacking. And it does not translate to English well. This is one I wouldn't even review yet if it wasn't part of a review series, but it is and I must.
If you want to support a developer that hasn't quite hit their stride yet that hasn't been keeping up on this game, go for it. If you are super concerned about money, this is available on many websites that sell Steam Keys. Just be sure you have a trustworthy source and you can get it super cheap. Or look for trades involving Steam coupons for the game.
*– [Real player with 4.3 hrs in game](http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198096742168)*
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## Countryballs: Modern Ballfare
I thought that Minecraft and roblox were amazing, I GUESS I WAS WRONG…
COZ THIS IS BEST GAME I'VE EVER PLAYED THIS IS THE BEST SHOOTING GAME OF COUNTRYBALLS
TYSM for making this game and Never ever remove Taiwan from this game
*– [Real player with 18.7 hrs in game](http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198808954740)*
balls
bought it because i am countryballs person, best game of the year
pros:
it exists
it exists
and it exists
cons:
none
update 2 months after the release nobody plays this game anymore so if you actually expect multiplayer don't anymore, still fun with bots
*– [Real player with 9.6 hrs in game](http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198947174614)*
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