99 Fails
Journey through Zeebo’s surreal nightmare in this impossibly difficult to master casual, genre-bending precision platforming game with a rich, bizarre dreamworld. Traverse 11 dream layers in 9 iterations, each with their own gameplay mechanic, transforming Zeebo. Control Zeebo with one to three action buttons, depending on which mechanic you’re playing. Each mechanic and iteration will make an appeal to your sense of timing, rhythm, and anger management skills. Unlock more and more entries in the dream journal and analyze them in a game-wide puzzle to finally find the source of Zeebo’s torture.
THE FEATURES
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Easy to play. So easy, your grandparents can play. But they won’t master it. By the way, neither will you.
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Eleven different dream layers, mechanics and morphs, nine dream iterations each. That’s right, that makes 99 levels.
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Each dream has 3 modes: 99 Pillars for anyone. 666 Pillars for the maniacs. Endless pillars for the masochists.
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Countless bizarre, trippy and surreal creations, events and unforgettable characters.
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Procedurally generated levels, including paths, events and enemies, no playthrough is the same.
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Adaptive audio and music that evolves along with you as you traverse dreams, in full stereo.
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Explore Zeebo’s bedroom in old-school PC point ‘n click style to learn more about his life and issues.
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Perform dream analysis within a unique elaborate puzzle mechanic in the dream journal to figure out what’s fueling his nightmare.
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What more could you possibly want? More fails? That can be arranged.
NEEBOTA - NOOBOTA
Zeebo’s world is called Neebota. Neebota is an alternative universe to ours. Humans don’t exist there, but portals do open up and items and beings sometimes slip through. There are many legends about such events and Zeebo and his friends love going to abandoned places, forests to look for portals and things from earth. Noobota, on the oher hand, is the dreamworld of any Neebotian. And it’s Zeebo’s Noobota you have to conquer in 99 Fails!
THE COGNIZOIDS
Cognizoids are entities in Noobota. They represent everything from abstract concepts like death, love, to particular objects or persons from Zeebo’s real world, Neebota. They can be a person Zeebo knows, or represent his fears or joy. Which one represents what is for you to figure out!
THE UNFAIRY
You’ve heard of fairies. But have you heard of The Unfairy? Whatever she is, she doesn’t always mean well. And her transformation is a bizarre, gruesome sight to behold.
NEEBOTA’S REVENGE
When real life is poking you in your dream lobe.
UCHO
Musical rainbow-peeing ear. Sounds like random drizzle on a piano.
LARTUM THE GIANT
The not-so-gentle giant of optical deception, a dreamlord that will give you vertigo and toy with your playthrough.
BED OF REBIRTH
That feeling when your clone shows up pregnant with a hatched egg and mature chicken inside. Which is…an entirely new sort of feeling.
HEKKE & HEKKEDERIAN
Last, but certainly not least: Hekke! Zeebo’s squiddly, cuddly jelly pet who follows him everywhere, even into his dreams. Though in his dreams, he’s not quite as cuddly…in fact, what is up with that split tongue? Is that mom and dad?
THE DISCLAIMER
We are not responsible for any harm that may come from playing this game. We are certainly not responsible for any rage-induced attacks on other objects, persons, or damage caused by throwing or stomping on your controller, keyboard or mouse.
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Let It Slide
Help Cat Mermaid find the legendary Fishburger, through all the obstacles he will encounter on his journey of suffering. No wait, fun.
Oh oh, Cat Mermaid made a huge mistake and has been cursed! Now he can’t go back in the ocean until he finds the legendary Fishburger, made with sacred tuna fish!
But remember: it’s not you suffering, it’s Cat Mermaid!
YES, YOU WILL DIE. A LOT.
BUT PROFESSOR BARTHOLOMEOW IS HERE TO SUPPORT YOU ON YOUR LONG JOURNEY.
OK, THERE ARE CHECKPOINTS. BECAUSE CAT MERMAID IS KIND OF WEAK.
Features:
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Cat Mermaid
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A Fishburger
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Professor Bartholomeow, your guide
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Jewels and checkpoints to help you
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Unnecessarily difficult controls
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Suffering
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Space Kettle
Fun hardcore game, nice physics and setting. My record is 34:17
– Real player with 9.1 hrs in game
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I have never actually played one of these games before. I only played around 40ish minutes and didn’t get too far. It is fun and addicting but as you could have guessed it’s also pretty frustrating. I would recommend it for anyone who want’s a challenge. If you want to watch me take my first stab at it check out the link below.
– Real player with 0.9 hrs in game
Brian the Brain
This game is good in my opinion, it’s like a flash game.
– Real player with 1.2 hrs in game
Brian the Brain is truly the Dark Souls of platformers.
– Real player with 1.1 hrs in game
City Climber
Klettere hoch hinaus
Jeder startet mal irgendwo. Mit kleinen Griffen schleppst du dich eben noch über den Boden der Stadt und ehe du dich versiehst kletterst du durch eine Raumstation.
| Spielzeit | Wiederspielwert |
| 3- 4 Stunden | gelegentlich |
Story
Vorhanden, aber eher nebensächlich.
Die Story wird in 14 Akte unterteilt, der Anfang wird der Spieler mit einem Tutorial eingeführt und anschließend beginnt die Story mit einer Rettung eines Tieres. Diese geht natürlich schief und das Männchen wird verhaftet. Dieses flüchtet darauf aus dem Gefängnis mithilfe seiner Kletterkünste. Die turbulente Flucht endet jedoch nach einer relativ kurzen Zeit.
! Das Männchen hat dennoch Glück im Unglück, denn die Polizei braucht seine Hilfe. Während der Arbeit für die Polizei deckt das Männchen ein Komplott gegen die Menschheit auf und muss dazu noch die Welt retten.
– Real player with 3.5 hrs in game
I first saw City Climber on 9gag many months ago. Upon rediscovering City Climber, I felt an overwhelming urge to play it and I’m pleased to say that I was not disappointed. Although the premise is simple, you can tell that a lot of care was put into the development of City Climber. I applaud SimpleGhost for creating such a great product despite having a small budget and working on it solo.
In City Climber, you essentially control the left and right arms of a ragdoll. With your infallible grip and gorilla-strength arms, you take on many challenges by doing what you do best – climbing. Unfortunately I did not have the opportunity to try the co-op mode, so this review will focus on single player.
– Real player with 2.4 hrs in game
Just Shake It
I now have carpal tunnel syndrome but I will keep going until my hands are dust
Update: Finished the game, 8pm GMT 23/02/21
I will never ever feel more alive
– Real player with 43.4 hrs in game
it hurts my brain to play this game but by god i love it.
– Real player with 4.3 hrs in game
Soviet Bear Uni Adventure
Unicycle Punishment Simulator 2019
The hardest, most frustrating game mechanics of any game I’ve played to date. Aiming weapons in Golden Eye using a N64 controller is easier than this game. This game was harder than riding a real life unicycle. However, once you finally …. FINALLY… overcome that obstacle, you feel accomplished for 30 seconds, then you’re back to feeling frustrated by the next obstacle. It was different, comical and challenging.
– Real player with 7.1 hrs in game
I’m deeply ashamed that I finished this game and I hope that no one else will ever play it.
9/10
– Real player with 6.1 hrs in game
Bitcoin Collector
Absolute garbage. Controls are awkward and can’t be remapped. Time limit prevents any thought to planning your run. Hit boxes are completely borked – The air near your character will come into contact with the air near a saw and you’ll die. Control during jumps (and height of jumps) is insufficient, given the hit box issue. You’re also forced to run it in full screen, creating some weird proportions for those of us running ultra wide.
Everything about this game is bad. If you have it, the only reason to tolerate this junk is to go for another +1 to your 100% achievement stat. Spend your time playing another game. You’ll thank me later.
– Real player with 8.7 hrs in game
Stars received: 0.9/10 _ Note: v.5 [0.0 to 1] = personal impressions
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Game description key-points: platformer with inverted movements
– Real player with 5.3 hrs in game
Cthulhu pub
Cthulhu pub is a pub simulator with Lovecraft universe lore.
In Cthulhu pub, you can build your own pub or restaurant. Create cute characters, creepy monsters and establish a small pub or make a large cafe with a big amount of options.
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Build walls and floor for your pub!
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Build tables and kitchen appliances
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Set decorations
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Hire your stuff: cook chefs, cleaners, and waitresses
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Hire warriors who will protect your pub
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Buy new recipes for the kitchen
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Grow your food
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Earn billions with your Cthulhu pub!
Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy
your first run will be the most painful experience of your life.
your second run will be much faster but still filled with heart break
by your 10th run, you make very few mistakes, you finish runs in one day and then you notice it. the pot is turning gold.
– Real player with 46.8 hrs in game
good game, has a lot of philosophical thoughts and beliefs which may get frustrating after a while.
50 wins, 50 times getting over it, fastest time being 4 mins 26 seconds and was a great journey
9/10 game tbh
– Real player with 32.9 hrs in game