Simp Simulator
I am the one true simp and I can prove it.
I bought the "OnlySimps Subscription " DLC but since that DLC did not also add "Simpy Mistress " DLC to my account as stated on the DLC page, I bought that too using real, hard-earned money
! of my parents.
Since I have all of of its DLCs which include a glorious OnlySimps Subscription, I now declare myself the Simp King. Bow before me and give my reviews as many Awards as you can to please the Simp King. With my blessings, one day you could be the next Simp King.
– Real player with 69.0 hrs in game
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– Real player with 11.0 hrs in game
Cat President ~A More Purrfect Union~
It’s a really cute parody of American elections. But this game will be intersting even for those who are absolutely not into politics. I was so excited to play it being a great cat lover. We can hear those cats purring in the game which is so relaxing and enjoyable! Unfortunately I can’t say the same about barking sounds but even they helped to create a general nice atmosphere of the world ruled by cute animals because people became too corrupted. I find it so adorable that the photos of real cats are used. DJ Nibbles looks especially cute for me! Plus in every route there’re amazing cat pictures on the walls. It was a real pleasure for my eyes to play through this novel!
– Real player with 16.8 hrs in game
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Tries to be Catoful Boyfriend, but doesn’t quite get there. A big part of why Hatoful Boyfriend works so well is that it starts with a one-note joke, but gradually reveals a complex story structure and lore, ending with a (probably well-spoiled by now) plot twist and genre shift. Cat President starts with a one-note joke and never strays far from it, so if you don’t find the idea of talking cat politicians inherently funny, it’ll get old really fast.
It’s a visual novel with no gameplay, and the choice structure is very simple (pick a cat, make some choices along a linear plot and have a sound effect tell you if you chose correctly, then reach one of three endings based on how many correct choices you made). Your choices basically don’t affect anything but the ending, so replaying involves skipping a lot of text, and the correct choice indicator should have been optional, because although it takes some of the frustration out of finding the good endings, it takes some of the fun out of it, too.
– Real player with 7.3 hrs in game
Cafe Deux Femmes
This is one of the 1st in this world..
Though these girls are not, at presnt, linked to others in the following stories, Boston, Aspen and Seatle are
in some of the others and the Creators say that this will change in the the the coming months.
I forgot that I had played this when it first came out as I got side tracked by the brilliant VN’s that followed in it’s wake.
I did enjoy this story,, 2 Love interests, both at different ends of the scale, a loving older sister who is very hard working and she is straight BUT,,, issues in that area and it’s over Thanks Giving.
– Real player with 25.6 hrs in game
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It’s simple and short, but really nice. Just a cute little week in a life of changes. Nice arrangement of choices for little personality moments, but they kind of just add to basic tallies. A plus though is nice background music.
– Real player with 4.4 hrs in game
Highway Blossoms
Highway Blossoms isn’t really what I would define a “game” in any sense. There aren’t really any game elements, or any way to make choices or impact the story, like there is in some branching visual novels. I still like it, but just a heads up for those expecting choices, you are in for a linear experience with this one, like a book with music, movement, and pictures. I fully recommend it to those that enjoy a linear, non-interactive, character focused story, with cute and likeable characters.
Because of this most of this review is going to be commenting on the story, characters, and themes, and I am going to put most of it under spoilers.
– Real player with 32.0 hrs in game
This game justified a detailed review, so if you’re interested in others like it, check out my Curator page here:
Val’s Visual Novels, Anime & Hentai
I felt this VN deserved a more detailed review, just because of how frustrating it was at times playing it, being drawn in and enjoying many parts of it, yet being put off by others.
While I’m putting it as not recommended, this review is more to indicate what might put people off, rather than discouraging others from trying it, because this VN was put together with effort, and definitely worth a look if it touches on topics that you’re interested in.
– Real player with 21.6 hrs in game
Santa Monica Paradise
The game is really simple, and the choices are obvious as can be for the routes you want. It’s a bit buggy though, making it annoying. And the characters are pretty simple, so better for achievement seekers.
– Real player with 4.5 hrs in game
Charming little summer tale. I just went the Rica path and I was not disappointed. Don´t expect anything too deep, but it´s not bad. Backgrounds look like being hand painted, the avatars are in steep contrast to it by being a moderately western Manga style, but they look just right somehow. Lots of talk about food and about human relationships and having broken up recently.
The weakest part actually was the H-scene: Almost static picture, awful lot ot talk, over and over again with references to food.
– Real player with 4.5 hrs in game
Tequila Sunrise
Quick and punchy like a 2 minute punk song. Tequila Sunrise isn’t an inventive VN, but its humor and brisk moving narrative held my attention the entire way. Personally I think the game is better without the patch… because the patched scene is a mortifying read.
– Real player with 3.6 hrs in game
I’m kinda hooked on the trailer of the song, although it is short but there is beauty of this VN game
– Real player with 2.5 hrs in game
Fake Hostel
Fake Hostel but Real Pedro Mario.
– Real player with 12.7 hrs in game
the game wasn’t very funny, the only thing that made me come back was the stupid dialogue and how everything didn’t make sense. the humor was very dumb and stupid so i enjoyed it. i would get it a 7/10 to be honest.
– Real player with 1.8 hrs in game
Lust for Speed
It’s a Street Racing game with a Date sim elements.
Features:
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Customize your Ride!
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Take a part in Drag Races!
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Earn money to upgrade your Car!
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Earn Reputation to Date the Racer-Grils!
Please WISHLIST the GAME, if you Like it!
Gold Diggers
The term “Gold Diggers” has many meanings. It’s up to you how you want to interpret it. In the game, you can earn your prestige, or you can get involved with a rich person to wallow in luxury. Remember that not all gold that shines and you can search for your ‘gold’ inside yourself to find the most valuable paths of life.
The main aim of the game is to show the life in the 21st century – fast, oriented on consumption and with low awareness. The idea of the creators of the game is to encourage player reflection and awaken everyone who still dreams their programmed dream.\
[YOU]
You can choose between a *woman or a man. You start your adventure as a handy man who owns a decaying car made in 1994 and has only paid the last rent at the Motel.
You decide your fate and your development. You can become a personal trainer or a lecturer at the university, or you can practice yoga and grow your business.
The way you behave, how you look and what you do affect your Mucho Points and your Level of Enlightenment, which in turn determine your relationships and friendships.
Colorado Cocoa Club
A Nice cute VN,,
Not long on either Route but very enjoyable.
I liked both girls, both very different to each other and different back grounds.
I Replayed Bahamian Rhapsody yet again and realised Kay Was Rebecca’s Ex,
Nice One Double Peach,,
The Music spoken about and the Jazz guy are in all the stories of these to.
As you read these VN’s you can build the stories all connecting.
I am wondering how far it all goes :p
Will a reunion happen ? hahahaha, all the new sets of Wives..
I recommend it to Yuri fans
– Real player with 107.8 hrs in game
I liked this game. In short, there’s enough discussion about food to make a halfling happy, the ladies are lovely and make good conversation, and the story setting is nice and relaxing. I could nit-pick some things (Little Black Book Entertainment, if you ever decide you need a copy editor or proofreader, look me up :P ), but the story comes through loud and clear, so why bother? I come to yuri Cesira, not to appraise her.
– Real player with 10.0 hrs in game