LISA: The Painful

LISA: The Painful

LISA is polarizing by design, and simply playing through it’s introduction alone is enough to give you an understanding of why so many people never finish or play it at all. The plot is a pitch black, grim, and hopeless affair filled with only occasional forays into lighthearted and humorous territory. But the catch here is that these moments are designed to make the inevitable fall back down into the blackest pits of human cruelty imaginable even more devastating and impactful. You see, while LISA is a deconstruction of many common JRPG tropes, it’s main deconstruction is that of a trope found in many forms of media, not just video games. That trope is the notion of protagonist centered morality. What this trope means is that in a story, when the protagonist causes innumerable amounts of death and destruction in their quest, they’ll still be a hero and still be loved and praised by the populace, because although they’ve caused all this, their goal is noble so they’re relieved of consequences or responsibility for their actions.

Real player with 91.1 hrs in game


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“Oh hello there! My name is Nern. I’m considered the greatest historian of our time… I’ve gathered a wealth of knowledge about Olathe and what happened here. Many tales… Would you like to hear? Hmm… I wish you were more enthusiastic… Oh well, I’ll tell you anyway. Let’s see…. Oh right! It all started with what I like to call, THE FLASH. I was sitting with my wife, god rest her soul, sipping on sweet lemon tea. I believe it was homemade by my sweet wife, God rest her soul. Or wait… Maybe she bought it from the store in a bottle. You know, like a plastic bottle? Well hold on now, that would be ridiculous to buy a bottle of sweet lemon tea, then transfer the contents into a glass. Why not just drink it from the bottle? I guess maybe so she could put ice in the glass? But then again, making tea homemade would be just as time consuming, if not more! That sneaky bitch… Anyway, I’ll save that story for later! So, I’m sitting on my porch drinking sweet lemon tea. From a glass of course, ho ho! When suddenly… A great strangeness fills my body… Something was wrong… I’ve lived many years, and I’ve never felt something like this before. Do you know what it was? Yup! It was my rocking chair! That wooden son of a gun stopped rocking! So I looked down and realized a little rock had gotten caught beneath my chair! A rock under my rocking chair! What a day! I decided it was time for bed, I had had a little bit too much excitement for one day! Hoho! I slid into my jammies, brushed my teeth, and said my prayers. As I was climbing into bed I noticed my wife, God rest her soul, brushing her hair in the bathroom. As I peered across the hall my body swelled up with emotion…

Real player with 69.6 hrs in game

LISA: The Painful on Steam

The Adventures of Crackhead Jack: Overdose Edition

The Adventures of Crackhead Jack: Overdose Edition

Smoke weed

Get High

Play Crackhead Jack

Good Game

Real player with 66.1 hrs in game


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Real player with 24.6 hrs in game

The Adventures of Crackhead Jack: Overdose Edition on Steam

South Park™: The Fractured But Whole™

South Park™: The Fractured But Whole™

Hey everyone,

I definitely recommend this game, due to its replayability, humour, many references and incredible soundtrack.

They have put a lot of love and farts in this game, which makes it all the more likeable.

As stated above, the soundtrack is incredible and true to its form.

Try getting all the achievements and you’ll have some (next to) endless fun :)

Real player with 54.6 hrs in game


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Direct sequel to the first game (Literally the next day in game) going from Skyrim/Fantasy to Superheroes!

The fighting in Stick of Truth was cool but lightweight.

Now it’s deeper, richer, and more strategic, with some brilliantly designed battles that require genuine tactical thinking.

With loads of customization’s and improvements

There are buffs, debuffs, elemental magic, and summons, as well as dramatic, superbly animated ultimate attacks.

And a new grid system adds extra complexity, with chain attacks, knockbacks, and powers that force you to think about where characters are positioned on the battlefield.

Real player with 50.5 hrs in game

South Park™: The Fractured But Whole™ on Steam

Beer, Babes and Dragons

Beer, Babes and Dragons

Finished it in one sitting. I’ll buy the next game in the series. 69/70

Real player with 7.4 hrs in game

Got this product free to test it out;

If you like old school RPG’s give this game a try.

You start out alone, get a bit stronger, get a better party and do some side quests on the way.

As it says in the description, the game is snack-size so it should take you about 3 to 4 hours to finish.

Real player with 2.7 hrs in game

Beer, Babes and Dragons on Steam

CHILDHOOD GONE: SHADOWED WAND

CHILDHOOD GONE: SHADOWED WAND

Pretty good game. As soon as you start, it reminds you of an old gameboy RPG. The atmosphere reminds of old school Lavender Town from Pokemon, except with the creep factor dialed up. I recommend this to anyone interested in some eerie old school gameplay.

Real player with 0.5 hrs in game

CHILDHOOD GONE: SHADOWED WAND on Steam

DON’T GIVE UP: A Cynical Tale

DON’T GIVE UP: A Cynical Tale

I remember playing the first demo for this wonderful game way back when the Kickstarter campaign first launched. From that first moment I knew this could be something really special!

It’s got incredibly off-the-wall humour, lashings of self-deprecation (which I’m pretty adept at myself), a dollop of meta, wall-breaking moments and a wonderful helping of deep, emotional storytelling. Underneath all of the fantasy-style plot there’s a raw, pulsating bundle of feelings that really comes through in some of our protagonist’s monologues.

Real player with 14.4 hrs in game

cons:

Don’t give up has an interesting premise, but in my opinion is falls short halfway thorough the story.

the villain seemed interesting but as soon as its intensions are revealed, made me loose al the hopes for the game’s story.

The story in part circles around the depression which affects character’s everyday life, and it can give some nice insight on how people with depression reason or react to situation, for me it seem to fall flat at the end of the story.

the story also has plot holes, especially as you progress towards the end, and in some way it took me out of the story since some of the informations on the characters are just left out. and it was hard to understand what was going on.

Real player with 9.4 hrs in game

DON'T GIVE UP: A Cynical Tale on Steam

Quiver Dick’s Epic Book of Fairy Fails

Quiver Dick’s Epic Book of Fairy Fails

**#### ABOUT THIS GAME:

Quiver Dick’s Epic Book of Fairy Fails is yet another tale in the Metal as Phuk / Quiver Dick series! The crude comedy RPGs that started it all, sold in over 90+ countries around the world and praised as one of the funniest and most clever set of RPG’s of all time, Crankage Games brings you Quiver Dick’s Epic Book of Fairy Fails; a Mature, Turn-Based, Crude Comedy that has one goal and one goal only: To Make You Laugh!

Quiver Dick’s Epic Book of Fairy Fails goes above and beyond to bring you gut-busting metal mixed with feels-invoking melodies with a great soundtrack and many hours of vulgar comedy adventures!

Embark on a quest as Richard Longshlong, (Young Quiverdick), and his derpditty-derp-pants partner, Deputy Stoney, as they take down fairy-fail creatures that you most certainly do not recognize from your childhood due to copyright reasons! Winky-Face

Quiver Dick’s Epic Book of Fairy Fails features:

  • 10+ Hours of Crude Comedy RPG Action!

  • A Great Soundtrack

  • Epicly Hilarious Story

  • Loads of References & Easter Eggs hidden throughout the world!

  • Awesome Boss Battles!

  • Turn-Based Combat System with Epic Loot and Leveling!

  • Four Kickass Party Members with Four Kickass Classes!

  • Quest Journal System!

  • Multiple Choice System that affects your game!

  • “Herbs”… !

  • Steam Achievements (When Valve Approves!)

  • Trading Cards (When Valve Approves!)

  • … And a Phuk-Ton More!

This ain’t your Grandma’s RPG…

Unless your Grandma is Metal as Phuk…

In which case…

Go grab her credit card, and buy this game already!

Quiver Dick’s Epic Book of Fairy Fails!

It’s gonna be one epic ride!**

Quiver Dick's Epic Book of Fairy Fails on Steam

Dirty Cop Simulator

Dirty Cop Simulator

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1641890/Lust_from_Beyond_M_Edition/

At the police station, you’ll get your beat and daily orders. Parking tickets, checking speeds, petty criminals and vandals are the daily life of a young cop. Plus a miserable salary and a complete lack of prestige. Great, by performing your duties diligently you will be promoted to detective and get a watch for retirement.

On the other hand, there will be a lot of temptations that will be hard to resist. Bribes, planting evidence, intimidation or turning a blind eye can be very profitable. Desperate people will do anything. And if you don’t get caught, you’ll save for a hefty retirement and respect from the people of the city.

But once you cross the border and become dirty, additional assignments from the criminal world will start to appear themselves and by doing them well you’ll gain more and more respect and allow yourself even greater luxury.

Only the most profitable missions are also the most immoral. You just have to remember that working both sides of the street is very stressful, while alcohol and drugs relieve stress addiction is tough to beat.

Do you want to see how far you can go?

**FEATURES:

  • an extensive map of the city with its suburbs

  • driving mechanics and car chases

  • extensive storylines

  • access to missions from multiple locations (police computer and radio, smartphone, storylines)**

Dirty Cop Simulator on Steam

A Dark World: The Glowing City

A Dark World: The Glowing City

The game feel very unfinshed and a lot of bugs with in the game itself. I played only a few hours of it and i know the game just came out last month but i feel this game has a lot of bugs that should be sorted out before charging the full 14.99 price for it.

Real player with 1.4 hrs in game

A Dark World: The Glowing City on Steam

Infernal Radiation (Demo)

Infernal Radiation (Demo)

On Halloween Island, engineers test the innovative way of generating heat. The roots of the power plant reach deep into the earth, all the way to the heart of Hell, where the reactors obtain energy from burning souls. When an accident happens, the infernal radiation contaminates the earth. Inhabitants living in defiled areas struggle with numerous possessions. An exorcist is needed.

Demo version contains:

  • Very simple gameplay, very difficult opponents.

  • Dynamic clashes.

  • 6 demons with unique abilities and battle patterns.

  • A dark history of the island hidden in the reports of the possessed.

  • The choice of the order of exorcisms.

Do you want more games from the Asmodev universe? Add Priest Simulator to your wishlist.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/950620/Priest_Simulator/

Infernal Radiation (Demo) on Steam