Shit Storm
Nice Game! The game TITLE alone makes –it worth the price. Ya –it violates both Rules and Guidelines https://support.steampowered.com/kb_article.php?ref=4045-USHJ-3810 “Abusive language, including swearing” and https://partner.steamgames.com/doc/gettingstarted/onboarding “What not to publish on Steam” obscene, vulgar shock factor, so –It is a notch above the rest. –It’s good to see EVERYONE is allowed on Steam? I highly recommend –it to everyone!
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– Real player with 7860.3 hrs in game
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Shit Storm, Shit Storm is one of the best games i have ever played. You really enjoy the game while playing it. And you get calm while playing it. It has some good and cool skins such as, Top hat, Party hat, Crown. And you can also collect coins that you use for the skins. I got this as an christmas gift from a friend and i can tell from my own perspective that you get real happy for it because it’s a very cool and calm game. Worth every single € and i hope that this will help you and maybe get you to buy it too.
– Real player with 2.6 hrs in game
Good Robot
I still haven’t finished the game but my opinion is likely not going to change. And yes, I will continue playing this on the foreseeable future.
Good Robot presents itself as a Rogue-like, and indeed it is. But it’s quite unique when compared to most self proclaimed rogue-likes. It’s extremely arcadey! You gain nothing with each session except experience, unlike other games that give you extra characters, different perks, unlock upgrades to be obtained in the game etc. This game doesn’t want you to keep playing under these pretexts, it wants you to keep playing because it’s a tempting challenge. I always died with the impression that I could beat that if I were more careful. You know, the kind of difficult people enjoy and take it as a challenge and makes you want to try again. This is the replay mechanism on good robot. You can see this mechanism in effect on strangely unrelated games like Dark Souls and Flappy Birds. I can’t believe I just put those two games in the same category.
– Real player with 13.3 hrs in game
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Alright, so as roguelites go, this one is a little bit short. A lot of stuff is done right, but the flaws really stand out in this game.
Starting with the positive, the production values and the feel of the game are quite well done. The weapons are satisfying to use and the simple art style works very well for the kind of game that is is. At its best, gameplay is frenetic and you are heavily punished even for slight slip ups (and heavily rewarded if you keep on top of positioning the enemies). Also, the game has hats in it.
– Real player with 13.1 hrs in game
Good Night, Knight
At $15, this game is an excellent alpha title. I’d say it’s better than many beta titles in development. The game is charming, the soundtrack is decent, and I laughed at the light humor sprinkled throughout the game.
This game is similar to many top-down Zelda titles but with a fleshed-out, challenging combat system. The stealth mechanic is handled wonderfully, the equipment system is fun and allows an enormous amount of customization, and there is a shocking level of detail to the game. Grappling enemies adds much needed depth to the combat system and is quite satisfying. See that pot? Pick it up, fill it with water, and huck it at the nearest enemy for a decent chunk of damage. Or skip the pot and grab the enemy, drag them to the water, and casually drown them for extra crafting materials. Not enough? Push them into a bottomless void or throw them into other enemies. The random generation makes levels replayable and interesting. There’s also a multiplayer mode which involves serious cooperation, though it has some bugs for now. I had so much fun with my friend coordinating stealth attacks and accidentally suplexing each other into oblivion.
– Real player with 32.8 hrs in game
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I so far have so this to be a tough but fair game with many different types of creatures and obstacles for the player to face. Though I will admit the a good amount of the game for me has been grinding lower floor. The first two bosses are challenging but fair though so far on fighting the third boss that is where the challenge is. Hopefully I’ll be able to defeat the cyclopes soon, but it will be way more challenging then any of the other.
Alright its 6/28/21 found out how to kill the Bug Queen and found a glitch basically when she starts shooting out eggs press rt on an xbox controller to throw it back at her. As for the glitch apparently after giving the shell of one of the bug queens egg to the old man there will be an axe that appearances and his hand and then the whole game will freeze. Seems to be inentional for now.
– Real player with 23.7 hrs in game
Crime Reaper
It’s a neat game, but 2 things it could really use are a harder difficulty than the current expert and a way to note which locations you have eliminated for a particular symbol. The current expert difficulty is still only 2 minute puzzle once you get a bit of practice and the greatest challenge is honestly when you need to keep more than 2 clues in your head in order to figure out where to put the next symbol.
– Real player with 106.5 hrs in game
It’s murder sudoku! The difficulty is fun (although I’d like there to be a harder difficulty setting, but I’m also a sudoku veteran, so there’s that), the rules are clever, the writing is… I’m sure I’ll get to it, once I stop clicking fast through it to get to more puzzles :D Very addictive, very nice UI, all in all, I highly recommend this for logic game aficionados.
– Real player with 43.8 hrs in game
Spooky’s Jump Scare Mansion
I’m even afraid of the cardboard cutouts.
MORE THAN THE ACTUAL MONSTERS.
Specimen 4 is my second favorite because of her chase theme.
6 is my first.
BREAKFAST WAS TOO LATE
–-{Graphics}—
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe
—{Gameplay}—
☐ Addictive like heroin
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Staring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t
—{Audio}—
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape
– Real player with 19.4 hrs in game
I have always criticized the approach that many horror games and movies took nowadays, pelting your face with cheap, annoying jumpscares every 20 minutes when you’re bored out of your mind watching or playing said material.
I saw the title of this game and I was like “Well, this must be a parody of something I absolutely despise, this must be good!”
….My god.
I never thought I would say “NOT THE FUCKING PUMPKING AGAIN, FUCK!” So many times.
Room 25, there is nothing scary about this game, silly, cheap jumpscares.
– Real player with 13.8 hrs in game
Furgal’s Jetpack
Simply amazing runner. Funny graphics and friendly controls. Difficulty level of game made me relax and have fun. I felt in love with this awesome slavic soundtrack!
– Real player with 15.8 hrs in game
Once on Earth, an unusual baby was born … Ahem… So, what am I talking about? Oh Yes!!! Holy be our sunbeam from now on and forever and ever, Lord of all and all regions of the mother Russia, Emperor of all mankind! Once, walking in the capital city of Khabarovsk, he found one person, but not a simple one, but a local authority, the Governor Furgal Sergeyushka! Yes, as he remembered that he had placed it higher in the rating.They took Furgal to a Moscow prison and forced him to admit his guilt. But not so was Furgal and made an unknown poeben Jetpack. Now he’s trying to fly away and we’re playing for him.
– Real player with 12.2 hrs in game
Gospel of Abaddon
IN A WORD: MAYBE
IN A NUTSHELL:
WHAT TO EXPECT: More Roguelite than Roguelike. Difficult, very challenging. Top-down, action shooter. Plain 2D maps. Basic visuals and sound. Rudimentary gameplay. Limited, unvaried content. Designed for replayability. God and drug references themes. Enjoyable in short bursts. Single-player only.
ACHIEVEMENTS: VARIED. MOSTLY ORGANIC. SOME SKILL-BASED.
STATUS: JUST RELEASED.
WHO FOR/WHEN TO BUY: Only if you know what you are getting. I would wait for a good sale.
– Real player with 9.5 hrs in game
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1)Story/Concept :
| Single Player | Casual | Action-Rogue-Lite |
| Top-Down | Shooter | No Campaign |
The game takes place during WWII and starts with an intro,showing us our main protagonist who was an american pastor.He explains us how they forced him to join the army and how one day,after discovering that “they” were hiding drugs,he decided to try them on himself.This resulted in hearing the God’s voice.God told him to kill everybody…although our protagonist wasn’t so sure about that,then God offered him the ultimate gift to convince him….The “Wh*re of Babylon”!Who could have resisted on that?
– Real player with 8.1 hrs in game
![[Neolithic]To the End](https://cdn.cloudflare.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/1519140/header.jpg)
[Neolithic]To the End
TL:DR
This may be the weirdest fever dream you’ve ever had.
Life is full of absurdity
Some Features:
Everything in a classical RPG plus…
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Bizarre adventures.
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First-person gunfight during battle.
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Convert supernatural (or not so supernatural) enemies to be your pets.
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Deployable traps, barricades, and furniture to decorate your home.
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Your very own home with a map editor. ALL MAPS in the game can be edited during the gameplay. Support import/export map to RMXP.
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Magical items and anomalies with their own mechanisms.
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Crafting items from 3D printers.
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Plant and harvest food and…something else.
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Endless procedurally generated quests from mission boards.
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A powerful cheat console that can run Ruby script.
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Minigames! The awesome part of an open-world RPG is, you can get all those minigames for free!
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Frequent updates. Who knows what you can find in the future.
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DRM-Free!
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Highly customizable playing experience.
Risks: (I will be totally honest with you. Thus, I put it here)
1, The game is made with a very old game engine. (For memories' sake)
2, There is only one developer.
3, I am terrible at 2D art.
4, I am not a native speaker of English.
Thus, I provide an honest demo for you. The demo version will update all the way till the game release.
It reflects the current stage of game development in almost real-time.
As the game is one of the first and last RMXP games that’s ever being developed, I’m not exactly aiming to make it something great. (or even sane.)
Instead, it needs to be unique and fun in a way that people can rarely see nowadays, to make people laugh maniacally even in a grimdark world where both the in-game world and the life circle of RMXP are coming to an end.
Story
Welcome to our secret society of [redacted]. We are among the most ancient ones in our line of work.
For a long time, we have witnessed the rise and fall of many others.
The situation is grim, the world almost ended in 2008, 2012, 2015, and 2020.
Some people predict it will keep ending this year, next year, and the year after.
But, well, even if that’s true, even if the ending is inevitable, it is tragic, we are still alive.
So, cheer up! We shall carry on.
As long as we stand, the world shall never fall!
To the end…
Features:
Unbalanced and Unfair
Beneath the facet of the beautiful life people called “normal”, lurks the truth that this secret struggle is never fair.
There are things that can hardly be killed. They may come in great numbers to overwhelm us.
Even when not facing such a supernatural entity, a well-trained Kung-Fu master can still be killed by just a bullet.
But, We Fight on With All We Have!
We have guns and our own magics. We even learned to bind supernatural entities to our wills.
We have tools and artifacts, we have skills ranging from combat to conversation.
If there is a lock that can hardly be picked, try blowing it.
There are always solutions.
You Are Different.
Your arrival was not expected. You were not on any lists. We know little about you.
Show us, who you are and who you will become with all the perks/skills/proficiency you may develop.
We may still stand a chance against all odds with your help.
Lead us…
In This Vast World
Your loyal companions will follow you from ancient ruins to modern metropolis, from east to west.
You will meet common folks we swear to protect, watching them live their “normal” life.
You will discover mysteries, solve them when combat evil forces lurking in the dark.
The Secret History
The story behind this game:
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1519140/view/2986431641632413538
It’s the first Neolithic game with English localization that comes to Steam since 2004 when the first game of Neolithic was published in a dark corner of China.
_Comparing to a commercial game, this is more like a memento to the old golden age of RPG Maker XP (when indie games are really indie; when updates are free instead of being paid DLCs; when developers update games for years, even decades instead of abandon projects as soon as it’s no longer profitable; when games are made with passion instead of money-hunger; And, when RPG Maker was not used to just make those cheap adult-only games.)
This is NEOLITHIC!
There are many games out there, made with modern tools and more than 1 developer. They are supposed to be better than mine.
But, they are not. Why?_
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We also have cats! They are cute. :3
Crush the Industry
Work your way to the top of a big game studio in this roguelike deckbuilder inspired by classic JRPGs!
Features:
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Roguelike Gameplay: As a totally expendable employee, you can bet your bottom dollar that every career run will be unique!
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Work Your Way Up: Manage your schedule wisely as you progress through four different departments in the company. It’s up to you to decide when more risk is worth the reward.
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Strange Company: Encounter everything from toxic players and creative blocks to poorly-optimized code and grotesque meeting blobs!
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Go Nuts: Harness the unpredictable effects of losing your sanity.
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Valuable Experience: Unlock new skills, talents, and bosses by leveling up. Each rank comes with a unique job title that is absolutely pointless!
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Timed Hits: Some skills require a little more finesse. A perfectly-timed Schmooze might just save your skin…
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Labor of Love: Made by a couple who are passionate about roguelikes and retro games.
Race To Sanity
Dear Developer,
I wish you a very unpleasent day for opening this horrendous gate to hell.
– Real player with 2.4 hrs in game
This game is not finishable under current circumstances. The last level has a bug with some invisible obstacles that are unavoidable and knock you off of your wheelchair instantly. I’ll be happy to revise this review when this bug is fixed, because the game was okay otherwise.
– Real player with 1.3 hrs in game