Nightmare Puppeteer
If you haven’t forgot what art, creativity and more importantly having an imagination meant when you were a child then you’ll understand the value and importance of Nightmare Puppeteer. It’s the genius brainchild of the genius M dot Strange, an artist well ahead of his time that hasn’t forgot what it truly means to be an artist.
– Real player with 1520.0 hrs in game
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…Honestly I just am an entitled fucker who got a free key XD, but either way, I would recommend this if you wanna make some weird stuff on the fly, it’s very good for that, and Imagination Rabbit is an odd but good dude…whoever they are o.o.
– Real player with 35.7 hrs in game
P.U.R.G.A.T.O.R.Y
Lucifer Awaits, Chump!
Pros:
Highly addictive and I found myself lost in time a bit the 2nd time I was playing it.
The Notes can be super hilarious (If you have a dark sense of humor)
Mod support to add your own characters (added few Horror Villains)
Sprite animations are excellent
Cons:
Wish it had more color
While the background music sounds a bit creepy it can be a bit dull in long play sessions
Repetitive sins (mod support option sorta fixed that for me however)
Bugs:
The game soft locked 2 times when i exited in full screen mode.
– Real player with 8.2 hrs in game
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A great little game that allows you to hand out judgement on souls! once you work out what you are supposed to be doing but that’s part of the fun.
The game runs well and has a very dark sense of humour, with some LOL comments in the victims bio’s, a lot of thought has obviously gone into this game.
The game uses very little PC resources and I found myself jumping in and out to judge the damned….. I mean souls during coffee breaks, much better than minesweeper!
Overall, at such a low price it is worth having a look at, be careful though, you may get slightly addicted!
– Real player with 6.9 hrs in game
POSTAL 2
Postal 2 gives you the freedom to carry out seemingly simple tasks however you see fit. I recently had a task where I had to cash a check into the bank. Simple, right? Well the line for the bank teller was a bit too long and I wasn’t in the waiting mood, so I decided to take a shortcut by dumping cans of napalm all over the bank lobby and robbing the bank as it burned down.
– Real player with 55.6 hrs in game
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There are a lot of side things you can do for a game about getting Gary Coleman’s autograph. Personally, my favorite thing was standing in line for Gary’s signature.
– Real player with 51.0 hrs in game
[Neolithic]To the End
TL:DR
This may be the weirdest fever dream you’ve ever had.
Life is full of absurdity
Some Features:
Everything in a classical RPG plus…
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Bizarre adventures.
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First-person gunfight during battle.
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Convert supernatural (or not so supernatural) enemies to be your pets.
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Deployable traps, barricades, and furniture to decorate your home.
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Your very own home with a map editor. ALL MAPS in the game can be edited during the gameplay. Support import/export map to RMXP.
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Magical items and anomalies with their own mechanisms.
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Crafting items from 3D printers.
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Plant and harvest food and…something else.
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Endless procedurally generated quests from mission boards.
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A powerful cheat console that can run Ruby script.
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Minigames! The awesome part of an open-world RPG is, you can get all those minigames for free!
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Frequent updates. Who knows what you can find in the future.
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DRM-Free!
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Highly customizable playing experience.
Risks: (I will be totally honest with you. Thus, I put it here)
1, The game is made with a very old game engine. (For memories' sake)
2, There is only one developer.
3, I am terrible at 2D art.
4, I am not a native speaker of English.
Thus, I provide an honest demo for you. The demo version will update all the way till the game release.
It reflects the current stage of game development in almost real-time.
As the game is one of the first and last RMXP games that’s ever being developed, I’m not exactly aiming to make it something great. (or even sane.)
Instead, it needs to be unique and fun in a way that people can rarely see nowadays, to make people laugh maniacally even in a grimdark world where both the in-game world and the life circle of RMXP are coming to an end.
Story
Welcome to our secret society of [redacted]. We are among the most ancient ones in our line of work.
For a long time, we have witnessed the rise and fall of many others.
The situation is grim, the world almost ended in 2008, 2012, 2015, and 2020.
Some people predict it will keep ending this year, next year, and the year after.
But, well, even if that’s true, even if the ending is inevitable, it is tragic, we are still alive.
So, cheer up! We shall carry on.
As long as we stand, the world shall never fall!
To the end…
Features:
Unbalanced and Unfair
Beneath the facet of the beautiful life people called “normal”, lurks the truth that this secret struggle is never fair.
There are things that can hardly be killed. They may come in great numbers to overwhelm us.
Even when not facing such a supernatural entity, a well-trained Kung-Fu master can still be killed by just a bullet.
But, We Fight on With All We Have!
We have guns and our own magics. We even learned to bind supernatural entities to our wills.
We have tools and artifacts, we have skills ranging from combat to conversation.
If there is a lock that can hardly be picked, try blowing it.
There are always solutions.
You Are Different.
Your arrival was not expected. You were not on any lists. We know little about you.
Show us, who you are and who you will become with all the perks/skills/proficiency you may develop.
We may still stand a chance against all odds with your help.
Lead us…
In This Vast World
Your loyal companions will follow you from ancient ruins to modern metropolis, from east to west.
You will meet common folks we swear to protect, watching them live their “normal” life.
You will discover mysteries, solve them when combat evil forces lurking in the dark.
The Secret History
The story behind this game:
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1519140/view/2986431641632413538
It’s the first Neolithic game with English localization that comes to Steam since 2004 when the first game of Neolithic was published in a dark corner of China.
_Comparing to a commercial game, this is more like a memento to the old golden age of RPG Maker XP (when indie games are really indie; when updates are free instead of being paid DLCs; when developers update games for years, even decades instead of abandon projects as soon as it’s no longer profitable; when games are made with passion instead of money-hunger; And, when RPG Maker was not used to just make those cheap adult-only games.)
This is NEOLITHIC!
There are many games out there, made with modern tools and more than 1 developer. They are supposed to be better than mine.
But, they are not. Why?_
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We also have cats! They are cute. :3
Grand Theft Auto IV: Complete Edition
Great game, maybe even the best GTA. One of my personal favorites for sure. Which is why I’m sad to say I’m currently uninstalling this game. Not because it’s bad, but instead because Rockstar Games/Take Two are horrible corporations. I have bought this game 3 times and of those 3 versions it is seemingly apparent the only 1 I actually own is my physical Xbox 360 copy. Being forced to use the Rockstar Launcher is already a violation of our rights, then they have the balls to pull down this REQUIRED Launcher at ANY moment in time. Do yourself a favor and find another way to own this game. The further you rid yourself of the plague that is Rockstar Games and their launcher the better off you’ll be. Otherwise, 10/10 game(w/ mods to fix Rockstar’s mess of course).
– Real player with 147.2 hrs in game
Grand Theft Auto IV & Episodes From Liberty City is 10/10 in story and fun missions & side activities to do. and please if you don’t own this game yet I highly recommend you to get it on a sale or something before R* release the Gta IV remaster in 2023 because they’ll remove this game in the future and we all know that the OG games are always better than a remastered game that’s made by a company who’s making mobile ports. so please buy this it’s better to be safe than sorry.
– Real player with 89.3 hrs in game
Grand Theft Auto IV: The Complete Edition
Great game, maybe even the best GTA. One of my personal favorites for sure. Which is why I’m sad to say I’m currently uninstalling this game. Not because it’s bad, but instead because Rockstar Games/Take Two are horrible corporations. I have bought this game 3 times and of those 3 versions it is seemingly apparent the only 1 I actually own is my physical Xbox 360 copy. Being forced to use the Rockstar Launcher is already a violation of our rights, then they have the balls to pull down this REQUIRED Launcher at ANY moment in time. Do yourself a favor and find another way to own this game. The further you rid yourself of the plague that is Rockstar Games and their launcher the better off you’ll be. Otherwise, 10/10 game(w/ mods to fix Rockstar’s mess of course).
– Real player with 147.2 hrs in game
Grand Theft Auto IV & Episodes From Liberty City is 10/10 in story and fun missions & side activities to do. and please if you don’t own this game yet I highly recommend you to get it on a sale or something before R* release the Gta IV remaster in 2023 because they’ll remove this game in the future and we all know that the OG games are always better than a remastered game that’s made by a company who’s making mobile ports. so please buy this it’s better to be safe than sorry.
– Real player with 89.3 hrs in game