Comedy Night
Get it on sale.
It will be 2 pm. You are ready to do your stand up. And then be called every racist slur in the book. You will try for what seems like days to perfect your approach; and fail. You will hear people read some lines off the web, and they will get burnt. You will take part in burning them off stage.
It will be 10 pm on a thursday and hear some chick crying about how she just cain’t become a thot and she will try to get you to go to her host. You will see her kicked and every one will rejoice. You will most likely show up in the wrong room and hear conversations that are insane.
– Real player with 69.7 hrs in game
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Fantastic game.
It’s got a decent set of features and types of performace options which is appreciable
but at the meat of it (ground beef of it: this game is only as good as it’s playerbase.
There are plenty of funny people on here that naturally gravitate towards what this game is all about (roleplaying, having fun, laughs) but they have to be dug up through the racist trolls and children that you can expect to find on a game priced at $4. I’m thankful there are ways to quality control your rooms via kicks and vote offs, but the options are very limited in handling your club.
– Real player with 56.7 hrs in game
! That Bastard Is Trying To Steal Our Gold !
Well, we can throw dynamite in this game. Usually throwing dynamite under your feet would be a stupid idea but hey, this is a video game. And yes, it gets boring after 5 minutes.
Beside that this a logical game with a bit of platforming where you need to gather all of the pot items (whatever that is) and get back to the entrance after that. You have a limited amount of dynamite that you need to use to detonate dark blue blocks in order to gather items or find a way back.
Not much more to write about this one, really.
– Real player with 6.2 hrs in game
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This is a fairly austere looking indie puzzle platformer that requires you to collect bags of gold in a two-dimensional upright grid based playfield by jumping around and blasting obstacles with a finite amount of dynamite. This limited resource adds a strategy layer to an otherwise unexciting game.
The visuals are not what I would expect in this kind of game. I think the designer was trying for a puzzle game “feel” in a 2.5D action game aesthetic. The underground cavern background is nice, but the rectangular playfield is suspended in the air like a bunch of stacked blocks in an ant farm. It would look better If it was attached to the ground and background as if it was hewn out of the earth. It would look equally better if it was surrounded by a border like a browser-based puzzle game. Trying to do both (or neither - I honestly can’t tell) fails on many levels. The graphics are downright jarring.
– Real player with 5.2 hrs in game
Balconing Simulator 2020
Overall it’s not terrible for what it is; a quick and silly little time-waster.
One thing I could point out is that you have very little control over the direction of your jump, which doesn’t really leave you with much influence on whether or not you land in the water.
This means that there isn’t much of a skill ceiling to this game, and you end up just jumping repeatedly until you get a good result.
It was entertaining enough for the time I spent with it, but I can’t imagine getting much more out of it.
– Real player with 1.1 hrs in game
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An utterly ridiculous concept for a game, but a highly amusing one nonetheless!
Get drunk (or don’t, but then you don’t get multiplier points!), jump off a balcony and do your best to nail your very best landing in to the pool, assuming you even make it in the pool. If you want to do it with real style then aim to land in the rubber ring (I managed it in this video, eventually - https://youtu.be/gNOK_Q2LCiI )
Be prepared for some painful landings, some face plants and more. Trust me, after playing this game you’ll definitely NEVER consider doing this in real life. Hopefully you never were in the first place!
– Real player with 0.8 hrs in game
Lily’s Day Off
This’s a really short game, less than 2 hours of content, but it still managed to be quite entertaining. One of the more impressive features was the music with 16 tracks that helped to really give each path its own unique feel. The story was quite enjoyable as well, always keeping me interested in seeing what the next ending would bring. The art was alright, a bit above average for your typical small indie VN. It fit the game fairly well and you can see most of it in the preview images above to decide if it’s for you or not. There was also an interesting animation demo included where Lily would move her head around to follow a target you could move with your cursor that was rather well done, though it’s just a shame they didn’t manage to find some interesting way to incorporate it into the game somehow, maybe with cut scenes for the endings.
– Real player with 3.8 hrs in game
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– Real player with 2.7 hrs in game
Russian Reality
On the whole, it’s not a bad game. Good combat system, there are four main characters to play as. The presence of bosses is nice. And the cherry on the cake is a very rich storyline, with side quests that depend on your choice. Recommended for purchase !
– Real player with 2.8 hrs in game
Cool game in which you need to fight drunks, complete tasks and complete the story. The game has many locations, skill leveling of the character and many different chips.
A very decent game for a sane price. Recommend.
– Real player with 2.7 hrs in game
Button Pressing Simulator
If you want to press a button for 5 minutes straight then this is the game for you.
I did it for an hour straight ‘cause I’m just built different.
An honest opinion thought? Well written story that was both intriguing, and funny.
WARNING: the graphics may hypnotize you.
I played this game for YouTube so if you wanna check out some fun gameplay be my guest!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulkh-m2B4V8
– Real player with 1.4 hrs in game
This game Cured my Cancer and granted me infinite pocket sand!
– Real player with 0.3 hrs in game
Lawnmower Game
Ever since I played Lawnmower Game 2014, I’ve never seen anything quite like it in terms of immersion, intense close quarters combat, and satisfying gunplay. So when I heard there was a sequel in the works, I was interested to see how it turns out. And after months of playing the Alpha and Beta phases, the game is now finally released.
Gameplay
Lawnmower Game at its heart is a fast-paced tactical shooter. In order for the game to feel immersive, the HUD is minimalistic, and crosshairs are nowhere to be found. Firearms are a real threat and a couple of shots are enough to drop the enemies. For this reason, the gunplay is extremely satisfying. On top of that, an extensive arsenal of weapons is available to players to choose from. Currently, Lawnmower Game offers a Co-op mode vs bots and three PvP modes for small and large battles, with more content planned to be added after the launch. Other new additions include bigger maps, fire support, and vehicles.
– Real player with 110.8 hrs in game
Greetings to Jim Sterling fans.
Before this game was reviewed by Jim (and it was a pretty funny review), I had a thoughtful analysis posted. Most of the points I made were also made by Jim. Jim is known for making fun of bad games. I am not. I gave the game a weak thumbs-up because, though it has its problems, it does what it promises in the teaser video, and is cheap. It’s also a funny game to gift to a friend, or to leave running (along with Discord) when you’ve told your guildies you can’t raid because you’re “busy” that night.
– Real player with 45.5 hrs in game
Quiver Dick’s Epic Book of Fairy Fails
**#### ABOUT THIS GAME:
Quiver Dick’s Epic Book of Fairy Fails is yet another tale in the Metal as Phuk / Quiver Dick series! The crude comedy RPGs that started it all, sold in over 90+ countries around the world and praised as one of the funniest and most clever set of RPG’s of all time, Crankage Games brings you Quiver Dick’s Epic Book of Fairy Fails; a Mature, Turn-Based, Crude Comedy that has one goal and one goal only: To Make You Laugh!
Quiver Dick’s Epic Book of Fairy Fails goes above and beyond to bring you gut-busting metal mixed with feels-invoking melodies with a great soundtrack and many hours of vulgar comedy adventures!
Embark on a quest as Richard Longshlong, (Young Quiverdick), and his derpditty-derp-pants partner, Deputy Stoney, as they take down fairy-fail creatures that you most certainly do not recognize from your childhood due to copyright reasons! Winky-Face
Quiver Dick’s Epic Book of Fairy Fails features:
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10+ Hours of Crude Comedy RPG Action!
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A Great Soundtrack
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Epicly Hilarious Story
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Loads of References & Easter Eggs hidden throughout the world!
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Awesome Boss Battles!
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Turn-Based Combat System with Epic Loot and Leveling!
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Four Kickass Party Members with Four Kickass Classes!
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Quest Journal System!
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Multiple Choice System that affects your game!
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“Herbs”… !
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Steam Achievements (When Valve Approves!)
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Trading Cards (When Valve Approves!)
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… And a Phuk-Ton More!
This ain’t your Grandma’s RPG…
Unless your Grandma is Metal as Phuk…
In which case…
Go grab her credit card, and buy this game already!
Quiver Dick’s Epic Book of Fairy Fails!
It’s gonna be one epic ride!**
DOKA 2 KISHKI EDITION
The game isn’t very great but nor is it bad, i think the biggest let down is the fact that this was catered for our Russian counterpart gamers.
From what i understand the game was restricted but that has since been removed, allowing everyone to purchase a copy.
Let me start off by stating that the game is already cheap so is the DLC, and from what i understand you need it to 100% the achievements. Now with both still being cheap, you take into considerations, you get what you paid for and in this instance it is quite a decent time killer, The game is fun for a time being, depending on the gamer them self it can be more so.
– Real player with 53.3 hrs in game
Well, that was the fastest experience what I have, and I don’t know what to say. At the moment, I felt easy game completion, but as for moment, I wasted time as well. But at least I got a game from a meme, right?
So, if you know, this game came from a meme. Well, from russian meme. Some dude on a TV said about Doka 2, which involves guts and other bad influences of videogames. The reason of this talk because some schooler bring a gun in a school and start shooting in Russia. But we all know, what games doesn’t affect people much, only those, who takes everything seriously.
– Real player with 2.1 hrs in game
Fallen Times
I have such a grudge against this game, I couldn’t stop thinking about it 2 years after I played through the entire thing. This is the worst game I have ever played on Steam.
I bought this game for the meme, thinking I’d somehow enjoy it. I WAS WRONG.
The store page claims that you can play this methodically or speedrun style. I tried speedrun style and got killed almost right away. The platforming was awful. Items and keys were placed in areas that were very inconvenient to grab. Opening gates were way more difficult than it should. Enemies chase you down so if you mess up with something else, they’ll kill you quickly, forcing you to pick them off from far away.
– Real player with 16.0 hrs in game
TL;DR Yes, I enjoyed sticking my F***ing Ancient Magical Spear into those goats.
And now back to my review:
If you have ANY expectations about graphics, desing, plot and hell know what else, forget about it.
This game is all about not giving a crap, shooting some bad(or at least worse than you?) guys and having fun with it.
It’s a fast paced shooter. You run and shoot at Sonic speed. Guns are ridiculous yet fun to play with. Bosses are hard. Generaly skill based and enjoyful if you don’t think too hard about how ridiculous it is.
– Real player with 10.6 hrs in game