Gospel of Abaddon

Gospel of Abaddon

IN A WORD: MAYBE

IN A NUTSHELL:

WHAT TO EXPECT: More Roguelite than Roguelike. Difficult, very challenging. Top-down, action shooter. Plain 2D maps. Basic visuals and sound. Rudimentary gameplay. Limited, unvaried content. Designed for replayability. God and drug references themes. Enjoyable in short bursts. Single-player only.

ACHIEVEMENTS: VARIED. MOSTLY ORGANIC. SOME SKILL-BASED.

STATUS: JUST RELEASED.

WHO FOR/WHEN TO BUY: Only if you know what you are getting. I would wait for a good sale.

Real player with 9.5 hrs in game


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1)Story/Concept :

| Single Player | Casual | Action-Rogue-Lite |

| Top-Down | Shooter | No Campaign |

The game takes place during WWII and starts with an intro,showing us our main protagonist who was an american pastor.He explains us how they forced him to join the army and how one day,after discovering that “they” were hiding drugs,he decided to try them on himself.This resulted in hearing the God’s voice.God told him to kill everybody…although our protagonist wasn’t so sure about that,then God offered him the ultimate gift to convince him….The “Wh*re of Babylon”!Who could have resisted on that?

Real player with 8.1 hrs in game

Gospel of Abaddon on Steam

I’m Strongest Legend

I’m Strongest Legend

Played this for a little bit and genuinely had fun with it! My friends and I found the sound and ragdoll effects funny. I was surprised to be in a spaceship for level 3 but it made for some more funny moments as I crashed the ship repeatedly (the controls were a little hard to get used to).

Check out more of my thoughts/impressions of the game here! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1084035240?t=00h12m40s

Real player with 0.9 hrs in game


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A first-person sword action game.

The game is completed when the condition is achieved and you reached the destination.

There are 3 levels in total.

Level 1: Beat two enemy bosses and reach the goal.

Level 2: Find Lilia somewhere, rescue her and reach the goal.

Level 3: Maneuver a fighter plane and shoot down 30 enemy planes.

Real player with 0.8 hrs in game

I'm Strongest Legend on Steam

Cooking Witch

Cooking Witch

If you’ve ever wanted the witch from Hansel and Gretel to get revenge, now’s your chance!

It’s not very often that I achieve every achievement that a game has in the first sitting. As much as I would like to its almost impossible. However, when I sat down to play VaragtP’s new release, Cooking Witch, I soon found myself hooked on its simplistic yet addictive gameplay.

The premise of the game is simple. You play the role of a witch. There’s a party going down in the woods. Your objective is to abduct children from said party and to drop them into your nearby cauldron. When you do so you get their meat to eat as well as hearts (health) and stars. It’s as straightforward as it sounds.

Real player with 9.2 hrs in game


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Thank you for granting me a key for this game devs 3

❤ Audience ❤

☑ Beginner

☑ Casual Gamer

☑ Normal Gamer

☐ Expert

Concept of the game is simple and easy to grasp.

☼ Graphics ☼

☐ Bad

☐ Alright

☑ Good

☐ Beautiful

☐ Fantastic

Graphics are ok for a game of this price.

♬ Music ♬

☐ Bad

☑ Alright

☐ Good

☐ Beautiful

☐ Fantastic

Music isn’t bad, but can get a bit repetitive after a while.

☠ Difficulty ☠

☐ Easy

☑ Average

☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master

☐ Hard

☐ Unfair

The game isn’t too difficult.

Real player with 7.6 hrs in game

Cooking Witch on Steam

FartPart

FartPart

[0.1] Controls & Training & Help

[0.1] Menu & Settings

[0.1] Sound & Music

[0.1] Graphics

[0.1] Game Design

[0.1] Game Story

[0.1] Game Content

[0] Completion time (level/game)?

[0] is it Enjoyable & Fun?

[0] Could it hold a spot in Favorites? (& if the Game can be repeatedly played again)

[0] BONUS point: Multi-Player related

[0] BONUS point: Review for VR

Stars received: 0.7/10 ___ Note: v.4 [0.0 to 1] = personal impressions

Game description key-points: 1 button game-play, 3 levels of a ridiculous jump farting.

Real player with 10.9 hrs in game

FratPart is a “template flip”, that is to say, it’s a “game” that has been produced by copying a game template from GameMaker Studio, changing a few things, then dumping the barely functional “product” on Steam as a cheap, nasty cash grab. In this case it was a GameMaker Studio template for doing a simple 2D retro pixel “endless jumper” one button jumping game where you jump across the screen, changing direction when you hit the side, collecting stuff and avoiding obstacles on the way up.

GameMaker Studio is a very poor quality game construction kit, and results in terrible games like this one.

Real player with 0.2 hrs in game

FartPart on Steam

Treasure of Cutuma 3rd

Treasure of Cutuma 3rd

yes

Real player with 2.1 hrs in game

Treasure of Cutuma 3rd on Steam

Balconing Simulator 2020

Balconing Simulator 2020

Overall it’s not terrible for what it is; a quick and silly little time-waster.

One thing I could point out is that you have very little control over the direction of your jump, which doesn’t really leave you with much influence on whether or not you land in the water.

This means that there isn’t much of a skill ceiling to this game, and you end up just jumping repeatedly until you get a good result.

It was entertaining enough for the time I spent with it, but I can’t imagine getting much more out of it.

Real player with 1.1 hrs in game

An utterly ridiculous concept for a game, but a highly amusing one nonetheless!

Get drunk (or don’t, but then you don’t get multiplier points!), jump off a balcony and do your best to nail your very best landing in to the pool, assuming you even make it in the pool. If you want to do it with real style then aim to land in the rubber ring (I managed it in this video, eventually - https://youtu.be/gNOK_Q2LCiI )

Be prepared for some painful landings, some face plants and more. Trust me, after playing this game you’ll definitely NEVER consider doing this in real life. Hopefully you never were in the first place!

Real player with 0.8 hrs in game

Balconing Simulator 2020 on Steam

It’s time to get out from the solar system

It’s time to get out from the solar system

This is an extremely low quality vertical scrolling arcade shootemup/bullet hell game. The objective is to fight through waves of enemies, perform limited ship upgrades, and eventually escape the solar system.

While the quality here is very low, the developer didn’t use retro pixel graphics, which makes this immediately better than thousands of games on Steam. The game runs properly in fullscreen and even supports 4K graphics, again better than thousands of games on Steam. The downsides, however, are significant. The graphics are of very low quality and bad to look at. The controls are lethargic and the ship moves like a slug. The translation is too terrible to make the story digestible. It’s just not fun. And what’s with the unskippable intro that replays when you die and goes on for an eternity?

Real player with 5.9 hrs in game

Back in 2014 this was not the worst shoot em' up on steam for under 5$. It it still not the worst shoot em' up on steam in 2020. There is plenty of other shoot em' ups this generation for the same price. This game is lacking content compared to todays shoot em' up and this game is no longer being updated or supported. So if you are looking for e decently fun game for about this price, this is fine but keep looking they is alot more out there.

Real player with 4.8 hrs in game

It's time to get out from the solar system on Steam

Gravulse

Gravulse

This is an excellent game so far and twisting perspectives make a challenging puzzle. I have had mega frustration on some early levels trying to complete it, seeing the solution but jumping to progress ends me up in the soup again and again. Ahhh ! MUST…COMPLETE…Noooooo, splosh. This is a good sign of a compelling game, thus far.

Anyway, being left handed, I am somewhat frustrated with not being able to use the left,right,up,down keys which to a lefty is natural on a keyboard. WSAD is not natural for me and its taking me time to get used to the lack of key mapping.

Real player with 8.6 hrs in game

I think I actually hate this game…

Level 25 is a buggy, unfair, pile of garbage, but the main issue is that none of the mechanics consistently work the way they are intended to. Instead of creating unique, thought provoking puzzles to boggle the mind with the interesting concepts behind most of them, we are forced to go through jump pads that don’t always have the same strength or orientation somehow, abysmal platforming with lead shoes and terrible jump timing, horribly precise timing elements that are near impossible with the clunky controls, and a game that wants to pay homage to Portal, but is probably closer to the initial alpha that one of the valve developers programmed into their TI-84 in Pre-Calc…

Real player with 7.4 hrs in game

Gravulse on Steam

Spermicide

Spermicide

I won’t be a father!

Real player with 0.3 hrs in game

Short but pretty hard.

Real player with 0.2 hrs in game

Spermicide on Steam

Furgal’s Jetpack

Furgal’s Jetpack

Simply amazing runner. Funny graphics and friendly controls. Difficulty level of game made me relax and have fun. I felt in love with this awesome slavic soundtrack!

Real player with 15.8 hrs in game

Once on Earth, an unusual baby was born … Ahem… So, what am I talking about? Oh Yes!!! Holy be our sunbeam from now on and forever and ever, Lord of all and all regions of the mother Russia, Emperor of all mankind! Once, walking in the capital city of Khabarovsk, he found one person, but not a simple one, but a local authority, the Governor Furgal Sergeyushka! Yes, as he remembered that he had placed it higher in the rating.They took Furgal to a Moscow prison and forced him to admit his guilt. But not so was Furgal and made an unknown poeben Jetpack. Now he’s trying to fly away and we’re playing for him.

Real player with 12.2 hrs in game

Furgal's Jetpack on Steam