Golden Light
Holy cow, this game is my aesthetic. I turned off the pixelation; as fun as it is, it’s difficult to deal with the entire time. This game isn’t scary as much as it is a weird B-movie with occasional jump scares. I love the ambiguous storyline; this being a relatively small community it’s got a lot of mystery in the world and gameplay.
It has a lot of personality and the devs continue to do a good job in updating it. It’s a survival rogue-like at heart; you have to make decisions as to how you’ll survive, and there isn’t a lot of room for equipment. Dying can be discouraging, but (at least in easy mode) you can go through the entrance of the biome you died in and pop back into the level you were just at. There’s really not a whole lot to it once you understand what’s going on. It’s just a fun, addictive game.
– Real player with 36.2 hrs in game
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Ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ ｎｏｔ ｓａｆｅ ｉｎ ｈｅｒｅ． Ｔｈｅ ｆｌｏｏｒ ｉｓ ｕｐ ａｎｄ ｔｈｅ ｕｐ ｉｓ ｆｌｏｏｒ ｉｓ ｒｕｎ ｉｓ ｆｌｏｏｒ ｉｓ ｃｅｉｌｉｎｇ ｒｕｎ ＲＵＮ ＲＵＮ ＲＵＮ ＲＵＮＲ ＵＮＲＪＧＦＺＨＲＵＮＲ R̸̨̡̛̞̗̦̘̦̰͍̋̀͑͐̋͊͛̐̀ͅÚ̵͎̟̍͑̎̀̌̏͝Ņ̴̛̥̖̱̹̓̎͋̇͐̈̔͐̚N̸̡̞͕̙̪̖̗͋́́̂͌͗͌͋̿͘N̴̙̠͍̐̅̎́́̿͂͘R̶̛̙͍͍̙̦͗̉͑͜͠ͅÚ̵͖͈̘͍̈͑͋͝R̷̳̻͖̮̮̲̮̔̾͂̇͂̇̐̈̈́͜Ṵ̷̠̞͙̺͔̠̣̗̙̔̊̾̽͑̌̈́͒R̸͕͇̰̪̜̯̬͓̘͆N̶̡̼̪͂̔́̈́̽̚͜R̸̨̓͊̏̃́͊͐̇N̵̫̯̜̫̹̋Ṟ̴̡͖̤̳͚̥̺̺͠Ù̶͕̪̟̹̼̜͉͎̼͙͂̃ ̶̧̳̬̈́̑̔́̒U̸͎͔̝͕͌̀̕Ṙ̴̟̙̗̑̽̀̄̇͝ͅT̶̨̤̝͓̥̝͈̳͎͑̎̊͌̚ͅƯ̵̖̬̺̹̭̰̋̽̓̈́̉͂ Ų̸̛͈̰͉͚̠͑̀͛R̶̡̨̜̻͈̅͜U̸̹̘̠͒̈́͝ͅR̸͕̣̄̓͋͂̓̎͊̚̚͝U̵̧̡̳͓̮͍̳̪͇̇̑̀͌͌̀̄͊̕R̷͚̟̫̬̺͕̮̕ͅͅŇ̴̠͇̪͚̯͓̣͊́͝R̵̢̧̭͓͎̙͖͇̋̉̔͌U̴̮̰͎̹͖̾͊́̾̿̎̕͠͠Ŗ̷̛̤͉̜̻̿̾̄̀͑̓̅͆̚Ų̶̬̳̾̓̏ ̴̨̡͖̮̜̓͛͋R̶̡͑̒̈́̈́̋̾Ņ̶̹̭͍̱͕̋̈̑N̴̞͚̹̤͈̩̣̩̊̒͒̀̀͋͝N̵̥̲͓̣̞̟͋̍R̷̨̖̗͈̥̘͚̭͋̊̌̂̄̊͒̎̑̽͜N̷̲̪̭͇̥̊̾̅́͐̉͝͝R̶̢͙̫̜̬̦͖̀̕Ư̵̧͕̱̳͙͊̓͊͠R̷̤̥̫̎̉̆Ư̷̬̝̱͉̙̗̪͎̾̑̆̃̋͜͝R̵̳̻͍̍̽̉̈́͗͠Ņ̷̛̖͉̻̙͙̣̓̄͝R̴͚͕̰͖̀Ŭ̶̺̹̐̈́̓̍͗͒̕ ̴̱̇́́̏R̴͈͙͇̱̲̹̍U̴̳͖̥̎̀̀̈͘͝N̶̡̩̱̘̦̈́͒̑̒́̀͒͝
– Real player with 27.9 hrs in game
Happy’s Humble Burger Farm
If you are just playing through the in-game story and nothing else, then you’re doing it wrong. Read this review.
Most players will play through the story and call it a day, so I will let those players review that Story Mode aspect of the game in their own reviews. Though the story is fun, it’s not what makes this game special. For me, the appeal of the game is allowing yourself to sink into and be immersed in the living and breathing game world and not fight to escape it. I had an absolute blast waking up, exploring, unlocking locations, making money by working shifts at the restaurant, upgrading and decorating my apartment, sitting on the couch watching awesome shows on my flatscreen TV, hanging out at the Jazzy Java Joint for a cup of coffee, and just living it out in the city. Once you understand this and immerse yourself, you’ll realize that the main storyline was just an extra side mission and the real game is everything besides it, not the other way around.
– Real player with 28.7 hrs in game
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There is a review for this game that seems to be a negative one and also happens to have a lot of upvotes. This review complains that this game is not how its demo was. That this game went from a horror diner dash game, to a horror diner dash game with story and added mechanics. Because of this, it wasn’t a game they expected to play at release and it sucks.
The only thing they got right in their review is that this game does not have a “slow burn” horror approach, which I agree it doesn’t and that kind of sucks. Other than that though… This review is wrong. This review is a hot take. This reviewer has terrible opinions. Everyone that upvoted that particular review also have terrible opinions. Below are reasons why…
– Real player with 13.5 hrs in game
Basement Dweller
Basement Dweller is a game in which you control a man whose life is full of ironic misfortunes and strange coincidences. After losing your job, you take every opportunity to earn money. While completing assignments you find yourself on the trail of a deadly drink produced by a mysterious man from the east.
Features:
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Work as toilet cleaner, construction worker, oilfield technician and more!
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Use fully functional personal computer to get a job or buy stuff on the internet.
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Get tools and renovate damaged collectibles.
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Pimp your basement.
Working and burning hard earned money might have high impact on your mental health
Personal Phone:
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Invest in crypto! Buy the dip and hold as long as you can.
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Find your dream partner on Stalker app!
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Make contact with your employer and friends.
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Take a Selfie!
Nightmare! Evil Forces are trying to put you out of a job. Something big is coming. You must use everything you have to fight for your survival. Be merciless, stomp the enemy or HE will stomp you!
Don’t forget to wishlist:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1480090/
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So Long Grandma
Highly recommend! So Long Grandma is fun and provides plenty of challenge in each level. I enjoyed the ability to eat delicious power ups. The ending is pretty great too!
– Real player with 2.1 hrs in game
Love this game. It’s fun and cheesy ! Great job on the design! I am almost finished with the game and sending grandma on her journey!
– Real player with 1.1 hrs in game
Strawhart
Strawhart is an action-puzzler where you’ll master physics-defying magic in a quest to start a cult and resurrect an ancient evil. The realm of Acre is beset by a foe so powerful that no hero living can hope to save the day. But don’t worry, you’ve got a plan!
Defy Physics and Common Sense
Face off against over 80 mind-bending puzzles using an increasingly powerful array of magic. You’ll leave physics behind as you learn to phase through walls, shrug off gravity, transmute your surroundings, and weaponize the common pumpkin.
Just never forget: your powers stem from the whims of an ancient, unhinged evil.
Build a Cult
Gather cultists from across Acre to your cause. Lead eldritch rituals and grow your power, all while hiding your followers from your mother. Bargain with an unknowable evil as you try to control the last, best hope of Acre. Watch your homestead evolve as you meet and recruit a gallery of questionable characters.
Face Unforgiving Finales
Each land you visit has its own unique finale encounter, where your wits and skills will be pushed past their limits.
Piece Together the Past to Save the Future
Break free of the beaten path and use your magic to explore Acre. Search out fragments from the past and truths buried by time. Discover ultra-challenging bonus objectives tucked in the forgotten corners of the realm.
Portal 2
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– Real player with 5633.8 hrs in game
This review is long past due, I don’t know how I didn’t write a review for this game over so many years. But by far! The best game Valve has made. Portal 2 is the definition of a perfect puzzle game. It really makes you think in a different aspect with portals, it’s so extraordinary. The story is absolutely outstanding and heartwarming, with comedic and lighthearted moments to cinematic scenes all while trying to escape Aperture Science. The visuals are nothing too captivating but very memorable. The audio is fantastic, Portal 2 has some of the best soundtracks I’ve heard out of any game it’s perfect for trying to think while going through test chambers. Everything about the main game is perfect I could play it a hundred times, come back to it years later and play it again, and it would be still just as great as the first time I experienced it.
– Real player with 207.8 hrs in game
Kyklos Code
This game is actually pretty cool. Definitley a Portal-esque kind of game. Definitley worth the money. The timer is actually a really interesting and challenging aspect to this game. Very well done.
– Real player with 1.5 hrs in game
Reminds me on Portal but with a different game design. The puzzels are thoughtful and tricky so that it is a nice game for logic-lovers! I also love the music.
Nice Indiegame :)
– Real player with 1.1 hrs in game
Pandemic Shooter
Lock & Load
Pandemic shooter is an action-packed first-person zombie shooter. Sit back, relax, and enjoy some massacre. Hordes of mindless undead are heading your way. Collect and upgrade your weapons, grab some power-ups and let the bullets fly. But don’t get too cocky. Every level gets more challenging and more zombie-packed!
Flat Earth
Ever wanted to kill some mindless zombies? How about some mind-controlling, humanity-manipulating reptilians? Yes, there are reptilians in the game as well! And they are as influencing as ever. Have you ever heard of flat-earth? Their idea. Fake moon? Also them. Deadly 5g waves? You get the idea. Fight those bastards and save the Earth from more of their dumb conspiracies.
Zombies, zombies, and more zombies!
No protagonist is a real hero without a true villain. The same goes for a zombie killer. In Pandemic Shooter you will face many different zombies, all with unique skills and posing a different kind of challenge. Combine them all together, and you’ve got yourself some trouble. Oh, and beware the special NASA troops - they protect their lizard overlord’s secrets with all the tools necessary.
Key Features
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Up to 8 hours of the FPS zombie massacre
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Unlimited level unlocked on completing all levels.
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Original dark humor. All major conspiracy theories included ;)
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Multiple in-game achievements
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16 different pistols, guns, and grenades
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20 collectible power-ups
Dirty Cop Simulator
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1641890/Lust_from_Beyond_M_Edition/
At the police station, you’ll get your beat and daily orders. Parking tickets, checking speeds, petty criminals and vandals are the daily life of a young cop. Plus a miserable salary and a complete lack of prestige. Great, by performing your duties diligently you will be promoted to detective and get a watch for retirement.
On the other hand, there will be a lot of temptations that will be hard to resist. Bribes, planting evidence, intimidation or turning a blind eye can be very profitable. Desperate people will do anything. And if you don’t get caught, you’ll save for a hefty retirement and respect from the people of the city.
But once you cross the border and become dirty, additional assignments from the criminal world will start to appear themselves and by doing them well you’ll gain more and more respect and allow yourself even greater luxury.
Only the most profitable missions are also the most immoral. You just have to remember that working both sides of the street is very stressful, while alcohol and drugs relieve stress addiction is tough to beat.
Do you want to see how far you can go?
**FEATURES:
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an extensive map of the city with its suburbs
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driving mechanics and car chases
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extensive storylines
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access to missions from multiple locations (police computer and radio, smartphone, storylines)**
I’m Strongest Legend
Played this for a little bit and genuinely had fun with it! My friends and I found the sound and ragdoll effects funny. I was surprised to be in a spaceship for level 3 but it made for some more funny moments as I crashed the ship repeatedly (the controls were a little hard to get used to).
Check out more of my thoughts/impressions of the game here! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1084035240?t=00h12m40s
– Real player with 0.9 hrs in game
A first-person sword action game.
The game is completed when the condition is achieved and you reached the destination.
There are 3 levels in total.
Level 1: Beat two enemy bosses and reach the goal.
Level 2: Find Lilia somewhere, rescue her and reach the goal.
Level 3: Maneuver a fighter plane and shoot down 30 enemy planes.
– Real player with 0.8 hrs in game