Blind Drive

Blind Drive

What an interesting game. Blind drive puts you in the shoes of Donny… A guy who is blind folded and cuffed to the steering wheel of a vehicle and sent on his way down a highway against traffic. I will say nothing more on the story as I don’t want to spoil. Anyway, the gameplay is simple enough… You hear a vehicle on one side of the road, steer to the other! That’s not all though. The story takes some wild turns and puts you through many different and sometimes unexpected situations to test you. In all, the sound design is great and story is funny. For it’s price, I’d certainly have to recommend this insane and wacky journey. Sit back, relax, and happy steering!

Real player with 10.6 hrs in game


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It’s not everyday one discovers a new genre - and what a pleasant surprise it is!

Playing eyes closed, flat on my back with surround sound headphones and a wireless keyboard, Blind Drive is a wild narrative-driven adventure.

The sound effects and spatial design create an immersive atmosphere, complemented with excellent voice acting and often hilarious one-liners (“Give me a break; I’m driving blind! Can’t you see?"), while the graphics make a complete mockery of my 32:9 monitor.

For gamers who think they’ve seen it all, Blind Drive is like playing VR with your eyes closed.

Real player with 2.8 hrs in game

Blind Drive on Steam

Terror of Hemasaurus

Terror of Hemasaurus

Play as a giant monster and wreak havoc on humanity in this retro city smash ‘em up! Punch buildings, slap helicopters, eat humans, kick cars – enjoy multiple ways to cause carnage! Satisfying arcade action and mindless destruction for up to 4-players!

Earth is on the brink of a climate catastrophe! The Church of the Holy Lizard hatches a dubious plan to save humanity from its own reckless disregard of the planet – unleash a monster to kill, destroy, and inflict terror!

Embark on a rampaging trail of total devastation across multiple stages as one of four recently defrosted monsters. Roar with delight as you stomp terrified citizens and pulverise buildings in an apocalyptic, retro arcade blast of awesome monsters, satisfying destruction, and farcical fatalities!

Terror of Hemasurus is the latest game from Super Blood Hockey creator, Loren Lemcke.

MONSTERS!

Hemasaurus! Clocksloth! Salamandrah! Autonomous Hemasaurus! Four terrifying (but also kind of adorable) beasts, each with their own killer moves!

DESTRUCTION!

Explosive pixel devastation and mayhem on a monstrous scale! Reduce buildings to dust. Topple skyscrapers. Destroy everything!

DEATH!

Hurl humans into helicopter blades! Butt slam into crowds of terrified citizens! Eat people for nourishment! Smoosh them all to save the planet!

STAGES!

Do what the game tells you across a variety of levels! Kick cars into buildings! Rescue the cats and dogs! Total a tower in record time!

FRIENDS!

Got buddies? Good for you! Put them to use by getting them to join you for some local co-op carnage! Up to four friends can cause terror together!


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Terror of Hemasaurus on Steam

Creepy Pizza Arcade

Creepy Pizza Arcade

so good i love this game it so good game good so good

Real player with 3.9 hrs in game


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MY BOI ZOLTAR MAKES AN APPEARANCE IN THIS GAME CAW CAW

BIG UPS TO ZOLTAR HOLDING IT DOWN IN THIS WEIRD LITTLE INDIE GAME THAT’S PROMOTING SOME PODCAST CAW CAW

Real player with 0.5 hrs in game

Creepy Pizza Arcade on Steam

Horatio Goes Snowboarding

Horatio Goes Snowboarding

A lovely homage to classic skiing games, full of charm and character. Horatio is a brilliant chap and I hope we see more of him.

Classic mode sees you running across a road to get a copter to the slopes, then snowboard down the mountain, avoiding trees and other obstacles (the Yeti is marvellous and will have you swearing at the screen)

Whatever you do, make sure you unlock the Endless mode (you just need a lifetime total of a million points, doesn’t take too long) as this concentrates on the boarding and features an absolute corker of a tune that really kicks in around the 50 gate mark. It’s worth playing for that alone.

Real player with 15.2 hrs in game

Great snowboarding game , it has two modes and leadearboards. It has perfect run/chain and many ways to get bonus points similar to another great game: Xotic .

The developer added discomode: night and day cycle in the endless mode with crazy nights lights and music tempo accelerator when you get to the checkpoints and it slows down when you miss the flags. They added some extra stuff to make the game more fun and added more options for bonus points like the bot skiers.

As a suggestion : add an endless mode clasic with no discomode for players who don’t want the bling , i find the effects a little distracting when going for the highscores. A dude in the forums was asking for an endless zen mode with lower difficulty maybe add the same levels but with lower speed , it’s a great mode for players who say the game is to hard and for hardcore players to learn the levels :)

Real player with 8.2 hrs in game

Horatio Goes Snowboarding on Steam

Oops!!! I Slept With Your Mom

Oops!!! I Slept With Your Mom

I gifted this to my friend, and bought one for myself. From now on everytime someone logs on steam, they will all know I am sleeping with their mom, coz I am never turning the game off.

Real player with 23488.5 hrs in game

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Real player with 1673.6 hrs in game

Oops!!! I Slept With Your Mom on Steam

Pull Stay

Pull Stay

  • Old-school Beat ‘em up brawler as the core mechanic. You can learn a new move by smacking each enemy type accordingly.

  • Silly and funny Traps: Baked fish missile, Toothpaste turret, Watermelon bazooka… and much more! Over 15 types of gadgets are ready to be unlocked by you!

  • Break neighbors’ houses to collect resources. Use them to set traps or build a new room.

  • You can have Susumu make power-up items for you. But be careful! When he’s goofing off, give him some loving punishment.

  • Young jobless guy who is avoiding social interactions and shutting himself inside his room all day.

  • In Japan, people like him are called Hikikomori(shut-in), which has become a big social problem.

  • Enemies are trying to reach out to Susumu because they are worried about him, or want to mock him, or just to see him in the wild…

  • When enemies reach Susumu, the game is over. I cannot explain what exactly will happen there, but I can relate to Susumu so badly because I’m also a Hikikomori. I’m making this game solo just trying to reflect my own situation with this game…

Pull Stay on Steam

The Tales of Redbox: An Escape From Desire

The Tales of Redbox: An Escape From Desire

A challenging game! I watched this developer create and evolve red box so I know there are more exciting times ahead. Its not easy to get started and I know if you are someone looking to invest in a new developer and seeing them grow, you will not be disappointed in Kareem! This is only the beginning and the journey ahead is going to be filled with grand adventures for the red box community. Support with a thumbs up review!

Real player with 2.9 hrs in game

A good rail shooter game from a budding new indie game developer. Expecting to see further updates and contents. Definitely worth trying. Challenging, frustrating and enjoyable at same time :)

Real player with 1.8 hrs in game

The Tales of Redbox: An Escape From Desire on Steam

HOLY COW! Milking Simulator

HOLY COW! Milking Simulator

A cheeky dash game that doesn’t take itself too seriously!

You control a cow that needs to eat grass to produce milk and then run back to the truck to get milked by a machine. Everything is on a time limit so you had better move fast. The goal is to reach at least the bronze objective to successfully complete a level, but you’re eventually forced to go for silver or gold. The reason for this is that there are roadblocks every five stages that require a certain number of medals.

The grass quality affects how fast you’ll get full. The best one that fills you up in seconds is usually locked behind closed fence. Grass also fills up your poop meter, slowing you down. Because it fills up at the same rate as your milk meter, you have to relieve yourself virtually constantly. Poop is both helpful and annoying. Because your cow can’t walk over it, you can find yourself surrounded by so much poop that you can’t move. Fortunately, it can be destroyed by enemies or their projectiles.

Real player with 2.1 hrs in game

HOLY COW! Milking Simulator on Steam

Ultra Bushwick

Ultra Bushwick

This game is awesome! No boring moments; to pay the rent you need to keep it moving! & The art style is really cool!

Real player with 16.9 hrs in game

Wow. Really fun and visually stunning for a 5 dollar game. Killer pixel art, but with so much on screen its a little tough to find the enemy’s in the chaos. A simple outline of the enemy’s would help. Otherwise this game rocks, and is well worth the asking price. This was made by one guy? Hell I have played TS games that were made by a huge team of programmers and were not nearly as fun, one guy made this? Good job man.

Real player with 0.8 hrs in game

Ultra Bushwick on Steam

Soldier in the darkness

Soldier in the darkness

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Stars received: 0.5/10 ___ Note: v.4 [0.0 to 1] = personal impressions

Game description key-points: just an useless title

Real player with 1.3 hrs in game

I like it for a very affordable game, but I definitely have some ideas to make this better and also add a lot of replay value as well in my stream of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODtGV4qsc5s

As it is, I recommend it for a cheap 30 minute game or so game. I give this a 7.5 but it could be made better for sure.

Real player with 0.8 hrs in game

Soldier in the darkness on Steam