Dangerous Planet

Dangerous Planet

this game sucks fucking dick you cant even complete the first stage fucking ripoff

Real player with 0.4 hrs in game


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Dangerous Planet is a “template flip”, that is to say, it’s a “game” that has been produced by copying a game template from GameMaker Studio, changing a few things, then dumping the barely functional “product” on Steam as a cheap, nasty cash grab. In this case it was a GameMaker Studio template for doing a planetary/gravity/physics puzzle, Advanced Planet Platformer by actual developer, NicolaiGD. The “developer” then slapped on a few retro pixel planet images, probably ripped off from an asset pack.

Real player with 0.1 hrs in game

Dangerous Planet on Steam

Dudu Monkey

Dudu Monkey

A monkey Dudu jumps on the Lianam and on the heads of the monsters who were crazy, who flooded the jungle and now the danger threatens not only a monkey, but also her bananas, and this can not be allowed!

Dudu Monkey - 2D platformer, with a pleasant picture, where they show the story of a little monkey, which saves his jungle and bananas from evil monsters, pushing out from the walls and joining the high platforms to jump on the enemies heads.

Features:

  • Beautiful pixel art

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Dudu Monkey on Steam

Dungen

Dungen

cute little game apart form the fact that its basicly in alpha:

bad translation to the point where you left guessing what cards do

a good portion of the cards doesnt do anything in the first place

starter decks of the diffrent classes cant fight half the enemies in the first lvl

fights start sometimes randomly without input from your side

and the list goes on and on, not worth the money at this point

Real player with 1.0 hrs in game


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Dungen on Steam

Gravity Oddity

Gravity Oddity

Gravity has vanished. Planets keep shrinking, leading to their certain destruction. In hopes of survival, humans across the universe create colonies on floating land or simply live in their spaceships. Fortunately, Rio Grande Corp. anticipated this disaster and created the Gravity Boots, empowering people to walk on any surface and almost live a normal life.

Rio Grande Corp’s main mission is to make the universe a better space but for unknown reasons, they kidnap your roommate Gary. It could not have been worse for you because you can’t afford the rent by yourself!

Embark on a journey to scout the galaxy alongside Newton, a cute furry friend, and get your roommate back!

  • Walk on any surface with your gravity boots, evade blasters and reach new areas with your teleport gun, and tame zero-gravity with your jetpack!

  • Loot enemies' spaceships and settlements to find money, supplies, or mods to improve your weapon.

  • Combine mods to create the best synergies that match your playstyle.

  • Defeat bosses during intense battles and save Gary.

  • Customize your avatar, Newton and robot to your impeccable taste.

Gravity Oddity on Steam

Penguin Climbing

Penguin Climbing

absolutely fantastic, great graphics, great gameplay, imo it just needs more maps, that’s all. great game!

Real player with 4.3 hrs in game

hardcore gaming, the controls are hard to master, very difficult game, can compare with dark souls, the skills required to play this game are near impossible. 10/10 from me

Real player with 0.8 hrs in game

Penguin Climbing on Steam

Cat-o-Combo!

Cat-o-Combo!

Enter the Catacombs!

Funny cat Plexy with his own paws many a time dug up a treasure tray before becoming famous as one of the most legendary tomb raiders of modern times. That is why Professor Kotenhauer turned to him as he found the location of the Abandoned City. And that means it’s time to go on a trip! In the archaeological society there is a purr that countless treasures are kept inside the walls of the abandoned temples. And in the very heart there is the mystical All-Stone with the begging of the Catapocalypse foretold.

Features:

Collect all the treasures - take the challenge of the Abandoned City and put your paws on all the wealth in his fifty tombs. Each catacomb is more complicated than the previous one, and the further you go, the more tricky riddles will be and the more dangers you will face.

Watch your tail! - Kotzelcoatal, ruler of the Abandoned City, was known as a cruel tyrant. According to legends, he never gave his subjects those cat love bites! Uneducated curs believe that the All-Stone magical paw-er gave its owner nine lives! But do not believe these fairy tales for blind kittens! Every decent cat has only one life.

Simple mechanics - extremely simple game mechanics will not let you get lost in control. Forget about jumping, rolling or cat-ching. There is nothing like that – just go and play!

Do it in style - just collecting the treasures left by someone is boring! Do it in style! Combine the crystals according to their colour, do not waste your time and find yourself at the top of the leaderboard!

Pixel Van Cat - catacombs never been so colourful and cute! Purrrfect pixel art immerses you in an atmosphere of not-actually-so-creepy ancient civilizations. Each ear, whisker and tail is made with endless love for kitties.

Touch the classics - a game inspired by the immortal Boulder Dash and Supaplex takes a new form. Experienced players will appreciate the long-forgotten gameplay, and beginners will have an excellent opportunity to get acquainted with the classics. Hello from the 90s!

Cat-o-Combo! on Steam

Jones On Fire

Jones On Fire

This is the prequel of Hot Tin Roof…is the game fun? No…i will explain why in a pro/ con style and end with my conlusion.

Pro:

N/A

Con:

The upgrades are extremely grindy. In order to have some fighting chance in later levels you need those upgrades. The upgrades cost an arm and a leg and a vital organ like the heart or brain.

The game has 2 currencies. One is regular cats and the other is golden cats. It is very dumb to do that because gold cats are slow to come across and building up to get a single upgrade is very time consuming and adds to the boredem of the game.

Real player with 26.1 hrs in game

You know, I honestly don’t get what all the hate is about for this game. I think it’s a great time waster. For someone who has a lot of free time, and especially during this summer, boredom can hit pretty hard. And for the past few weeks, that’s what’s been happening. It’s games like this and another game I tend to play in short bursts, Pictopix, that really help get me out of those slumps.

And you may not think that boredom is that big of a deal, but for me it is. It leads me to almost what seems like pseudo-depression. A lot of free time and not knowing what to do with that time. It makes me lose motivation for most things, and just overall suckiness. Games like this, simple one off games that really have very little plot, or intense gameplay, just relaxation, which is rare for games these days, are great for fetting out of these moods. I don’t want to hear about story, or tutorials when I’m trying to be entertained, I just want to play, and this game lets me do that. Even the other game this company has made, Hot Tin Roof (which I also own), has a lot of plot and storytelling, which is fine when you’re in the mood for that. But when you’re looking for something to just pass time with, this game is perfect for that.

Real player with 24.2 hrs in game

Jones On Fire on Steam

Splash Jumper

Splash Jumper

Splash Jumper is a miniature arcade clicker game about jumping on platforms. Every click is a jump. Your task is to jump and score points. Score as many points as possible and compete with your friends.

Splash Jumper on Steam

Archie

Archie

Archie is an easy-to-learn puzzle game that you can while away a little time.

Help Archie find a way out of the cave, making the most optimal path, watch out for traps and fight the inhabitants of the cave. One small miscalculation can cost your hero his life, then you have to start all over again.

PECULIARITIES:

  • many combinations of playing field generation

  • battles with the inhabitants of the cave

  • the ability to improve and make weapons

  • 15 levels of varying difficulty

However, do not forget, you only have one life.

Archie on Steam

The Sunken Hero

The Sunken Hero

Just as info, achievements doesnt work.

Real player with 0.1 hrs in game

The Sunken Hero is a “template flip”, that is to say, it’s a “game” that has been produced by copying a game template from GameMaker Studio, changing a few things, then dumping the barely functional “product” on Steam as a cheap, nasty cash grab. In this case they copied+pasted the Top Down Shooter Engine from actual developer, ZBG, then slapped a set of ocean sprites on top of it. Lazy!

GameMaker Studio is a very poor quality game construction kit, and results in terrible games like this one.

Real player with 0.1 hrs in game

The Sunken Hero on Steam