Banished Monsters

Banished Monsters

This is probably the most entertaining piece of crap you’ll ever play. While playing it I noticed it truly lacks on decision making, just like your real life does. You get the ideea you can make your own decisions but that’s just the perspective you choose to admit. This has no minuses as I got it for free, but if you’ll consider buying it think about this: It won’t probably satisfy you imagistically but it will make you consider your life again. This is a great game and I will fully support the developer with donations for a brighter future. Have fun and enjoy at fullest the best 2 regretable hours of your life. It is really worth I’m just messing around.

Real player with 0.1 hrs in game


Read More: Best Cute Indie Games.


Banished Monsters on Steam

UnderParty

UnderParty

If you’ve never heard of the term ‘ryona’, it’s basically fetishized violence against women, often sexual in nature. This game is full of BDSM , torture and gore , including amputation .

Real player with 10.8 hrs in game


Read More: Best Cute Violent Games.


UnderParty is a relatively short 2 hour long game. Having played through it once on each difficulty, I feel that I’ve got enough experience to share thoughts on it. I write a lot so this review will be pretty lengthy, and spoil MOST of the game. This might not be a big deal though, since:

- The Story -

It basically doesn’t exist. You’re given a very simple, dialogue-less objective, go about it in a bit of an odd fashion, and seek to execute it.

- EDIT 6/1/20 The Roguelite Mode -

Real player with 8.3 hrs in game

UnderParty on Steam

Hell Pie

Hell Pie

Hell Pie is an obscene 3D platformer that takes bad taste to the next level! The game sees you grab the horns of Nate, the ‘Demon of Bad Taste’. He is given the honorable task of gathering the disgusting ingredients for Satan’s infamous birthday pie. To do so, Nate must venture out into the overworld and do whatever it takes to ensure those ingredients are secured in time, or there’ll be hell to pay!

Luckily Nate isn’t alone on this quest, his ‘pet’ angel Nugget is there to offer support. Nugget offers his holy insight when needed, but more importantly is chained to Nate, so can be used like a grappling hook or swung around as a weapon. Nate can also equip horns he finds across the world to give him new hellish abilities.

Together Nate and Nugget will explore insane environments, meet tons of repugnant characters and witness some truly shocking sights. Hell Pie is a seriously twisted take on the classic mascot platformer, come along for the ride if you think you can stomach it!

  • Become a demon: You’re Nate, demon of bad taste, the 8th deadly sin. While not taken very seriously in hell, he is feared on earth (by some…a few…2-3 people at least).

  • Heavenly support: Nugget the angel does not only look cute, he’s also useful. Throw him like a grappling hook, use him as a weapon and let him be your guide.

  • Freedom: Use the extensive moveset to overcome obstacles the way you want.

  • Filth: It might look cute, but there are violent characters, illicit drugs and sodomy.

  • Stuff: Collect things! Lots of things!

  • Hell and above: Explore 4 big worlds and survive challenging platforming levels.

  • Fashion: Buy outfits. You’re the demon of bad taste and should look the part.

  • Random bullet point: Did you know? Necrophiliac ducks exist.


Read More: Best Cute 3D Platformer Games.


Hell Pie on Steam

[TDA00] Muv-Luv Unlimited: THE DAY AFTER - Episode 00 REMASTERED

[TDA00] Muv-Luv Unlimited: THE DAY AFTER - Episode 00 REMASTERED

Review of TDA part 00 to 03. Patiently waiting for 04!

A nice what if scenario if Alternative IV had failed. A somber future with small sparks of hope is displayed in The Day After. ‘Fallen’ Takeru makes an appearance and is still a beast ace pilot, but a new decent main cast takes up the spotlight.

TDA cant really compete with MLA, but i personally enjoyed it as someone that wants to consume everything in the ML unlimited/alternative verse.

Score for now:

8 minus / 10

Recommend to buy it when its on sale, the readtime isnt exactly long enough for full price (though supporting the devs more might not be a bad idea to get more ML internationally available).

Real player with 33.5 hrs in game

The interface is kinda wonky, especially when compared with Alternative, but this is a VN, and the story is great, and the actual spectacle within is a noticable upgrade to MLA. 00 is only the precursor to the fantastic 01, 02, and 03. Every fan of Muv-Luv Alternative owes it to themselves to read these. That said, the pricing is kind of crazy, especially when length-wise, each TDA episode could be compared to the length of a Higurashi chapter, which are less than half the price.

Real player with 6.0 hrs in game

[TDA00] Muv-Luv Unlimited: THE DAY AFTER - Episode 00 REMASTERED on Steam

Gori: Cuddly Carnage

Gori: Cuddly Carnage

Want to slice creepy toys? Want to dice mutated unicorns? Want to play as a murder-kitty on a death-dealing hoverboard? Great news! Gori: Cuddly Carnage is the game you’ve been waiting for!

Come meet the team. First up, there’s your sentient, razor-sharp hoverboard, F.R.A.N.K. Then there’s CH1-P, a modular AI that will constantly complain as you wipe out hordes of corrupted cuddly toys. And then there’s the star of the show – Gori – the most adorable and badass cat in the world.

This cuddly crew gets unwillingly dragged into a battle that wiped out all humans and laid waste to everything on earth that wasn’t cute and cuddly enough for The Adorable Army - a horde of mutated and blood-thirsty toys that only YOU can destroy!

  • Fast-paced, third-person skate-and-slash carnage.

  • A futuristic world tainted by the Adorable Army.

  • Immersive (and very cute) environments.

  • Adaptable music that reacts to your actions and playstyle.

  • Intense destruction, brutal combat, and a whole world to smash to bits.

Follow Gori, F.R.A.N.K., and CH1-P, on their journey to save their own lives and stop the carnage of the Adorable Army and its dark leaders.

Game contains foul language, excessive gore and other adult content! Enjoy!

Gori: Cuddly Carnage on Steam

Ninety Days

Ninety Days

Absolute trash. Once you get to the 4th level of your tower, the game is over, but it isn’t. You do the same thing for another 70 days to “beat it”. Oh, and you constantly have to repurchase things because they just expire for no reason.

Trash game. Sad that Steam isn’t policing its platform better. This was akin to someone’s school project getting published. Worse yet, it probably didn’t fool their professor and got them a D- in game design.

Real player with 14.0 hrs in game

so you start out with half hp , by day 2 you have no gold and no way to defend , clicking does nothing.

Real player with 0.1 hrs in game

Ninety Days on Steam

The Valley of Super Flowers

The Valley of Super Flowers

Stars received: 2.6/10 _ Note: v.5 [0.0 to 1] = personal impressions

[0.4] Controls & Training & Help

[0.2] Menu & Settings

[0.3] Sound & Music

[0.2] Graphics

[0.4] Game Design

[0.2] Game Story

[0.3] Game Content

[0.4] Completion time (level/game)?

[0.2] is it Enjoyable & Fun?

[0] Could it hold a spot in Favorites? (& if the Game can be repeatedly played again)

[0] BONUS point: Multi-Player related

[0] BONUS point: Review for VR

[N] - if Registration is required with providing PII

Game description key-points: heavily pixeled platformer for kids

Real player with 5.5 hrs in game

The Valley of Super Flowers is a joke/flower themed 2D retro pixel platformer/shooter where you control a person with a flower for a head who carries a gun around. Jump between platforms, shoot enemies, avoid inexplicable buzzsaw blades rolling along the ground.

I have no idea who thought this was a good idea, or what drugs they were on. Terrible joke theme aside, you get ugly pixel graphics (for a game released in 2020!), fixed controls, bad controls (jumping is especially awful) giving a bad look and feel, and they couldn’t work out how to make widescreen work so the game displays in pillarboxed 4:3, way beneath acceptable standards for PC gaming today. The price is low, but still too high for a game of such low quality.

Real player with 0.3 hrs in game

The Valley of Super Flowers on Steam

Penguin’s Dogma|獄門ペンギン

Penguin’s Dogma|獄門ペンギン

A quick and fun game to play. The chase music is hilarious. Be aware that “Real” difficulty is the true game. This game was recommended to me by Usada Pekora.

Real player with 3.4 hrs in game

Hard difficulty playthrough: https://youtu.be/NDdtB3jp4KY

Not gonna lie, had an absolute blast with this game this morning. Took me a bit to figure out what had to be done to escape, but the creepy atmosphere is subtle, the penguins act as a nice tonal clash for the sake of humor, and the core concept is executed very well. I ran into some bugs during my many playthroughs, but aside a small handful of “real” difficulty killing the experience a bit I was able to forgive them.

The biggest complaint, though? It’s short. Yes, there are four difficulties, but I still beat this multiple times on all but “easy” difficulties (didn’t play that one) in less than two hours. Hopefully the devs do what Shawn did with Pacify and continue supporting it with one or more new maps in the future, or even a mutiplayer mode at some point. $7 is a bit much to part with for such a short experience, but I really do suggest this title if you just want to sit back and play a fun little stealth horror game.

Real player with 2.3 hrs in game

Penguin's Dogma|獄門ペンギン on Steam

[TDA02] Muv-Luv Unlimited: THE DAY AFTER - Episode 02 REMASTERED

[TDA02] Muv-Luv Unlimited: THE DAY AFTER - Episode 02 REMASTERED

If you reach this point in your journey going through TDA story, you dont need to be convinced to buy this game, the title speaks for itself.

The only thing that can be said its that, TDA just keeps getting better, this is the best installment yet, i recommend buying a new keyboard though, you’ll probably break for the insane amount of hype that this story will bring it to you.

This is story telling at its finest, you wont be disappointed, if i could buy this game 3 times, i would, thats just how good this game is.

Real player with 23.4 hrs in game

good and interesting story, can only recomand it for that

~~however, terrible User-Interface …

the “arrow-bars” on all sides of youre window,

you clearly see the text-transitions … and they feel kinda uncomfortable … non fluid … like the first half of the text get loaded in and than the second half suddenly appears

there is absolutely no possibility, to adjust the text-settings to youre liking …

you can’t change anything about the text-transition speed … you can’t change anything about text-colors or textwindow transperency … nothing~~

Real player with 19.9 hrs in game

[TDA02] Muv-Luv Unlimited: THE DAY AFTER - Episode 02 REMASTERED on Steam

Divide By Sheep

Divide By Sheep

If you like puzzle games, specifically math puzzle games, then I really recommend this. This is a brightly colored game that doesn’t take itself seriously and has cute sound effects and animations paired along with it. There is a vibrant positivity to this game, despite drowning and killing your sheep!

You will constantly be counting your sheep (and soon wolves, and later pigs) in order to figure out exactly what needs to happen and in what order. The order in which you do things is also very important, so there is a lot of shuffling. While it may seem repetitive at first, the game pretty consistently throws in new animals, platforms, and mechanics to keep things interesting and you will often be trying out different combinations of animals and mechanics to figure out how they work together. I found it kept my interest with all these things.

Real player with 60.4 hrs in game

First things first. I am not 100% sure, but it seems it is a mobile game’s port (made in Flash). Both versions released quite at the same time but it still feels like a mobile game. Why is that even important? Well, if you tend to play on mobile devices as well, perhaps this is important because the game is way cheaper on mobile platforms. So check your app store and maybe you’ll buy it from there if you like the game and reviews about Divide by Sheep give you any assurance : )

That being said. This game looks cute in any possible good way. Gameplay works, graphics and artwork are great, plus music and sounds are not annoying. This is a puzzle game and I thought why write another review about puzzle games. But I really liked it and spent quite a bit time there, so I might as well share my experience.

Real player with 40.2 hrs in game

Divide By Sheep on Steam