I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator
This game, in a mere 100 hours, has taken everything from me…
I have sacrificed everything I know and love, just to look at that colonel smile.
My wife left me with full custody of the kids. My parents no longer talk to me. Im a mere month away from being
Evicted by my landlord. Ive stopped working, just to play this game. This game has ruined my life, but still, I love it. That sweet sweet colonel. The story is Immersive, and a roller coaster of emotions to play through. Ever since helen left me, this has been the one thing that I still find love in. This game shields me from the cold that is this planet. More importantly, the colonel protects me from the world. The sweet colonel. I never needed helen. All I need is right here, flexing his big muscles, making his next exquisite dish, and being the man I always craved.
– Real player with 256.6 hrs in game
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With stage 5 terminal cancer, the doctors told me it couldn’t be cured. I seen this game come up on my recommended list. I thought to myself “With only hours left to live, I might as well spend my time doing something I enjoy” Starting the game I was filled with immediate joy. The characters were absolutely lovable. The story line has the depth that can only be rivalled by very few AAA titles out there. Every click left me guessing “What’s going to happen next?” and “Will I get to try another one of the Colonels chicken wings of pure ecstasy?” Before I knew it, I was in the kitchen, cooking with the Colonel, helping him create Nan’s potato and gravy. It was absolute bliss!
– Real player with 10.8 hrs in game
Rage Wars
Let me start by saying you would be hard pressed to find a game as good as rage wars out there on the market right now. The only thing that can even come close is The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, and even then it’s still a clear second place. This game has consumed my life and I know for a fact that it will consume yours if you give it a chance.
Pros:
Cheap- The 1 dollar price tag is nothing. That’s the cost of a hamburger from mcdonalds. Needless to say you CAN afford this game.
Visuals- The visuals offered by this game are nothing short of stunning. From the city to the park, and even the school. They’re sure to immerse you in the world of rage comics.
– Real player with 1232.0 hrs in game
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Make game about old internet memes
Wait a few years
Trollface becomes popular again
Wait for Steam to introduce point shop
Add trollface emote to point shop
They need to buy your game to get the emote
They buy it for the trollface
NOVEMBER 18, 2016 - THE “I DID IT FOR THE TROLLFACE” INCIDENT
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– Real player with 12.4 hrs in game
SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom - Rehydrated
WOW I was shocked at how fun this was! I never played this as a kid but I was a massive fan of spongebob growing up. So naturally I picked this up for nostalgia reasons. the critics say this is a bad glitchy game but i never experienced one glitch and i had a fantastic time! difficulty is perfectly balanced, story is cute and fun (just what you would expect from spongebob :D) and it was extremely creative! I cant wait for the sequel!
– Real player with 16.5 hrs in game
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OH MY GOD
The Atmosphere in this game is neat
Ladies and Gentlemen
WELCOME TO HEAVEN
– Real player with 15.1 hrs in game
SOULS
A good story that can make player’s sticked into it, and keep playing to the end.
Player would probably get complex emotions througout the whole story, from depress, anxious, anger, to relief.
The writer of the story put a lot of afford in descripting character’s psychological thought, which made the character nice.
The BGM of the game is AMAZING, suiting the story very well.
The Graphics of the game isn’t that appealing, but acceptable. Some of the background CGs do actually scared me with the combination of story and BGM all together.
– Real player with 19.8 hrs in game
I had just posted a review on this just a bit ago, but after some thought, I think this should only be recommended to people familiar with visual novels and have the patience to overlook the countless grammatical errors and subpar translation.
I did finish the game. In one session even. I engrossed myself in the story enough to overlook the errors. The plot had some good twists and the game kept me guessing til the end. However, there also tend to be some pretty big plot holes/unanswered questions
! like why it seemed like after the father was absorbed, it went straight to an elementary school instead of, for example, his previous place of work? And if it was because of the stench of negative emotion, why was everyone there so miserable?
– Real player with 8.9 hrs in game
Ukrainian ball in search of gas
Ukrainian ball in search of gas is fascinating tale of confidence, faith and discovery, this fully open world, adventure, indie, simulation has you following the protagonist around a gorgeous world in search of the precious fossil fuel, gas.
Before we go any further, this review will contain small spoilers, I am just breaking down the main story and gameplay, so this really shouldn’t impact any of your gameplay of this astounding game. Also the you may have already read the “About This Game” section, this was clearly written before the famous 1.7.3 update, as since then they had to change the story a bit as the main investors were not massive fans. I think it got changed for the better, this new story was and is a lot better than the previous, I have played both and I will be going through the newer version today.
– Real player with 6207.4 hrs in game
This game is the most emotional and graphic game that has ever been created, it has such amazing graphics that no one has ever been able to play on the ultra-quality, which happens to be better than the real worlds looks. In about 20 years time this game will still be the most graphical game ever. Not only that but the gameplay is truly inspiring and emotional I have already cried so much I have run out of tears. This game has also inspired me to become the best I can be and has finally made me find my purpose in life. This game has changed me for the better and can change you too if you let it. This game is also has endless story so you will never run out of anything to do in this game. You also get to go on an amazing back story through his evolution and how he became a ball, and was abandoned by his wife, daughter, friends and other family. You also get to go on an amazing quest to find your daughter later to save her from the Ukrainian government who is trying to change her into a ball as well, you will get to fight your way through them for hours to try to save your daughter from the same fate. There is also amazing side quests where you get to help the civilians of Ukraine whose lives have been ruined by the government. Apart from the story and graphics this game also had amazing controls, there so simple yet so complicated, they are the perfect type of controls you could ever want. You get all of this in the game for the small price of $1.50, for everything you get in the game that is probably the most amazing deal in existence, you wont ever run into a better deal than that, wow. This game has also made me realize that I needed to improve my life. Before this game I was a heavy drinker and took drugs constantly, I would have probably died before the month finished. But god came down to me and bestowed me upon this amazing game, I bought it and I now couldn’t ask for a better life. I have a beautiful wife and two baby girls. I have an amazing house and now earn over $200, 000 a year, I also haven’t touched any of that stuff since I got the game. This is the best game in existence. Spoiler you can have sex in this game, very detailed.
– Real player with 207.3 hrs in game