EnviroGolf

EnviroGolf

A text adventure golf game, well, sort of.

The game consists of a series of prompts, selecting your club, and then your power. After every hit, you’re treated to a screen with a message criticising the sport of golf due to its various specific negative effects on the welfare of the local fauna. That’s the whole game.

It’s hard to say what exactly this game is trying to accomplish. It certainly can’t be a text adventure, because there is no adventure to be had. The environmentalist message is negated by the store description of the game, so it can’t be in support of that. It can’t be a sardonic criticism of preachy games, because there’s no hint of self-awareness. What is there to be had here? Nothing, really. It sets out to do several things and does none of them well.

Real player with 0.8 hrs in game


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I used to participate in the sport of Golf. Both watching it and (ashamedly) playing it. I now know the consequences of my actions. I sincerely apologize to any forest animals reading this review. I never knew how many I was personally responsible for killing. But now I know. Golf was invented by the devil. Golf will end civilization. That is, unless we spread the word and get more people to play this game. I need to go contemplate how to fix my terrible decisions over a delicious juicy hamburger. Hamburgers are the only thing that clears my mind.

Real player with 0.6 hrs in game

EnviroGolf on Steam

MOLOCH (Zero)

MOLOCH (Zero)

even the game got no secret ending or ending, achievement, some secret code.

But,i’m still think it got the potential of bringing any future game to justify the meaning of this game.

Real player with 0.7 hrs in game


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When I played this game, it was fine other than the fact that I couldn’t find any horror aspect to it….

Real player with 0.6 hrs in game

MOLOCH (Zero) on Steam