Super Army of Tentacles 3: The Search for Army of Tentacles 2: Black GOAT of the Woods Edition

Super Army of Tentacles 3: The Search for Army of Tentacles 2: Black GOAT of the Woods Edition

THE LOVECRAFT APOCALYPSE IS TOTES ON.

The Old Gods are cold. Calculating. Ever waiting. Ever patient. Slumbering towards that day in which the cosmic apocalypse beckons.

And then somebody just has to pull a Leroy Jenkins and start the fun early.

Perry Hollycraft has been called out of “retirement” (i.e. the death plane known as the Dreamlands) in order to figure out what Old God did what, when, and why. The rest of the pantheon isn’t too happy that the apocalypse has been called early. With Gods fighting among themselves in a bid to take advantage of the situation, and the rules thrown out the window, Perry has more than their work cut out for them. Who do you trust (your party members, probably)? Where do you turn (the available hub areas)? How many endings in this game actually differ from one another (we cut it down from twelve to five, but mileage may vary)? Do your choices matter (it depends on how you define “matter” in the context of a video game)? When will this structure of questions end (now)?

To destroy humanity, they’ll need to save it.

  • All the DLC from the non-GOAT Edition! All the Outfits! All the quests!

  • The second game in the non-award winning series!

  • Broadcast in glorious 1920x1080!

  • A brand new, 100% deeper Argument System!

  • What’s more revolutionary than a silent protagonist for the first game? How about a COMPLETELY SILENT SEQUEL?!?! LIKE, RIGHT????

  • 15 party members, ranging from Army 1 party to Army 1 NPCs to newbies!

  • More skill options and more attributes!

NOTE: Contains mild language and mature themes such as innuendo, drug use, etc.; nothing TOO explicit.

10% of all sales go towards St. Jude’s Children’s Research Hospital.


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Super Army of Tentacles 3: The Search for Army of Tentacles 2: Black GOAT of the Woods Edition on Steam

CELLAR | Rags and Knife

CELLAR | Rags and Knife

This is an odd little roguelike. It’s a very zoomed in map that is on screen and the aesthetic is very lofi pixelart with letters for the monsters. It’s kind of ASCII plus but barely plus. There’s some cool music that sounds like it came from a niche 1970s horror film.

I’m not sure how much procedural generation there is in the levels. There seems at least to be several set areas like the start and an area later with a fight in progress before you get there.

There’s different weapons to pick up and armour- just one armour for the whole body like “hoody” or “rags”. The weapons break. When you kill stuff you get xp and when you level up you can pick one of two skills.

Real player with 0.7 hrs in game


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As far as weird games goes it definitely up there. It’s very simple and easy to play,

Real player with 0.4 hrs in game

CELLAR | Rags and Knife on Steam

Jurassic Fantasy

Jurassic Fantasy

I really enjoyed this game!

At first I completely missed that you could put points into your stats by clicking on them so I moved around at the lowest speed, attack and defense which, needless to say, didn’t go well at all.

However, once I figured out how to increase stats it became 100x more enjoyable!

I eagerly await Jurassic Fantasy II!

Real player with 2.9 hrs in game


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I’m really enjoying this game, but each time I play, the game ends up going to a black screen at some random point (typically ~10-20 minutes in) and it shows a picture of a sad computer. There’s no way to back out of that and return to the game. I wouldn’t mind so much if there was a way to save/not start over every time it happens. Any assistance would be appreciated!

4/22/21 Edit: I’m sorry, I really like the game, but I have to recommend against it at this point because it keeps crashing before I can finish it.

Real player with 2.6 hrs in game

Jurassic Fantasy on Steam

Army of Tentacles: (Not) A Cthulhu Dating Sim

Army of Tentacles: (Not) A Cthulhu Dating Sim

EDIT June 20, 2016: The New Game+ DLC is here!

The DLC improves the game a fair bit in my opinion. I am a sucker for dating sims, as my library can attest. This one keeps it interesting by not letting you date everyone at once, and having the characters actually mention something about it. Unfortunately, no one appears to be polyamorous, but there’s definitely more than just heterosexuality, which I know a lot of people look for in a game. The quests here are still just as ridiculous, but I grew even more attached to characters, especially ones I didn’t know you could recruit in the base game! It’s zany, keeps the humour, and lets the player in on the inner thoughts of various characters. Also university is always a fun setting to play a game in.

Real player with 20.0 hrs in game

Review with accompanying screenshots and video at Sinical Network

https://www.sinicalanimenetwork.com/post/2020/06/01/army-of-tentacles-not-a-cthulhu-dating-sim-review

I received this game for free as a curator connect offer for my group Visual novel, JRPG, Anime, and bought the DLCs with my own money. Army of Tentacles: (Not) A Cthulhu Dating Sim is a supernatural parody visual novel with RPG elements by Stegalosaurus Game Development. It features a female or male protagonist by the name of Perry Hollycraft who is tasked to lead the Deep Ones (subterranean dwellers living in a remote volcanic island) to conquer the inhabitants of Innsmouth, a small coastal town in New England.

Real player with 13.7 hrs in game

Army of Tentacles: (Not) A Cthulhu Dating Sim on Steam

Something Strange in the Woods

Something Strange in the Woods

Something Strange in the Woods is a Unity asset flip from serial scam artists, INFINITE BRIDGE. In this case I’m not 100% sure which asset/game template they’ve ripped off, but I’m sure it is one. Why? Because they do this crap all the time. Here’s a list of the other ones they’ve done that I’ve seen so far:

Real player with 0.1 hrs in game

Something Strange in the Woods on Steam

CESSPOOL

CESSPOOL

From the outset, a young wanderer walk a ruined land alongside her best friend, a little monkey.

Arriving near the CLOAQUE, a LEGENDARY place supposed to be sheltered from surviving humans, she lost sight of her friend …

Through a PSYCHEDELIC world she will have to find her friend!

EQUIP YOUR FELLOWS!

Each character can wear up to 3 ACCESSORIES in addition to the classic WEAPONS, HAT and ARMOR.

Potholders to resist fire or braces to attack twice…

A great way to customize your playstyle!

IMPROVE YOUR FELLOWS VIA THEIR CONSTELLARIUM!

By slaying MONSTERS during BRAWL, FELLOWS amass a STAR FRAMGENTS who can be spent in the CONSTELLARIUM to increase a CARACTERISTIC (CONSTITUTION, DEXTERITY OR INTELLECT). It is also possible to learn or improve one of the three PSYCHIC TECHNIQUES from a FELLOWS.

CESSPOOL on Steam

Super Army of Tentacles 3: The Search for Army of Tentacles 2

Super Army of Tentacles 3: The Search for Army of Tentacles 2

This game plays a lot like a choose your own adventure visual novel. It has a lot of various places to explore and a multitude of quests to play through besides the main quest line. The combat in the game is either wordplay based or trivia based (much of it being US history).

I really enjoyed my playthrough of the game and will likely replay. Even though I’ve played thru it once, there still were many side quests I could go back in another playthrough to do and various options to drive the story other ways. The humour in the game was a plus for me too.

Real player with 17.1 hrs in game

It’s 2017 and the Apocalypse is years ahead of schedule and the gods have disappeared. You, a Deep One, have awoken from the Dreamland and must find the Necronomicon before Nyarlathotep, The Crawling Chaos and his 7 gods does and restore things to how they were or bring in a new age.

Alright, so SAT3: TST2 is the third VN in the series and it’s not nearly as cool as I made it sound in the paragraph above. This VN is, at its core, pure insanity and chaos. It’s a Lovecraftian adventure where you fight monsters by answering trivia questions (Brush up on your Shakespeare.) and fly around on a floating ship/city while “fighting” Microsoft paint horror monsters and creatures. One moment you’re in Antarctica making friends with a… yeti girl with pointy teeth (?) and the next you’re challenging Alexander Hamilton to a rap battle and signing the declaration of Independence. (Reminder: It’s 2017.)

Real player with 13.0 hrs in game

Super Army of Tentacles 3: The Search for Army of Tentacles 2 on Steam

Revizor

Revizor

Revizor Game Studio presents to your eyes a completely new game!

Game will become something new for you in the endless game world. An exciting adventure awaits you in this office worker novella simulator.

  • Choose which path you have to go through - a bribe-taker-tycoon of the criminal business, or a principled inspector who cares for law and order.

  • Increase your well-being and ensure a comfortable life for yourself and your descendants.

  • Make new acquaintances and relationships.

  • Go on dates.

  • Collect a collection of real estate and cars, and other things for fun.

  • Move up the career ladder, increase your income and gain a high reputation.

  • Show sensitivity and attention to other characters by listening to their stories, doing their assignments, thereby making new friends or enemies.

  • Immerse yourself in the fascinating world of shadow crime by identifying dishonest entrepreneurs - fraudsters or enter their position and sympathize with them for a small “reward-bribe”.

  • You will find many exciting quests, funny stories and tasks.

  • A completely new game system.

  • Spend an exciting time and spend your hard-earned money earned by honest and completely honest on various entertainments.

Revizor on Steam

Incremental Adventures

Incremental Adventures

Don’t be fooled by the negative reviews from people who played it for 10 minutes. This game has far more content and depth than they’ve unlocked in that short timeframe.

I’ve been playing it since it launched on Kongregate a year ago, and it’s been one of the best idle/incremental games I’ve played in a long time.

It’s also a game you won’t easily reach the end of content in, with an active dev that actually cares about his game.

As for the DLC things that people complain about: it’s a free-to-play game, and those are clearly just more of a donation option than anything else. You don’t need them to progress in the game, and you don’t lose out on any experiences by not buying them.

Real player with 588.0 hrs in game

This is another one of the few decent idle/incremental games on Steam. I have two big criticisms though.

The gameplay does a one 180. It looks like a party RPG kind of idle where you allocate stat points and fight tooth and nail for progression through stages. It’s like that for like an hour or two. And then the character/class/gear system becomes sort of irrelevant for advancement. At this point advancement largely depends on what you have your prestige settings and general options at. Don’t get me wrong, it still an engaging game, but in a completely different way.

Real player with 528.2 hrs in game

Incremental Adventures on Steam

Pork Chop Island

Pork Chop Island

Pork Chop Island takes place in a living world that never sleeps. Characters pursue their goals, live their lives, and meet their demise in a world that waits for no one. Fortunes rise and fall as Businesses fight for control of markets and industry. Underworld gangs fight for black-market real estate to expand their criminal networks. Farmers…farm! In a creative blend of genres, Pork Chop Island delivers RPG character building in an expansive open-world sandbox that incorporates action, management, and crafting into a one of a kind experience. Because of its dynamic design, every play through of Pork Chop Island will be different from the last.

Pork Chop Island on Steam