The Great Chicken Thief

The Great Chicken Thief

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Real player with 0.1 hrs in game


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The Great Chicken Thief on Steam

Major\Minor

Major\Minor

Take it from someone who’s played this all the way through: do not buy this game, even as a joke.

This game is bad. Amazingly bad. It’s so bad it’s almost a religious experience, and the only thing that is stopping me from recommending you play it anyway so you can see the garbage fire for yourself is that the developer is a terrible person and doesn’t deserve your money.

So buckle in boys and girls, because do I have a review for you. This review will be spoiler-heavy, as a heads up. Now, where to start?

Real player with 51.9 hrs in game


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I’m going to preface this by saying I don’t outright hate this game. The reason I get so angry below is because it had so many good things going for it, so many clever little moments that I loved, and then just ended up being, in my opinion, a lot of wasted potential.

Okay … so the description of the game straight up tells you that this game was heavily inspired by persona, of which I am a huge fan, and I’ve always had a soft spot in my heart for games with talking animals. This game should have been a match made in heaven for me, and for a little while, it was. This game starts off just fine. Conceptually, I loved it. The switching between two worlds, entire universe hanging in the balance, characters are likable enough and I wanted to know more about their backstory (something that I truly regretted thinking for reasons I’ll explain later). All of these elements were VERY Persona esque and it’s enough to sucker a fan of the series in.

Real player with 33.2 hrs in game

Major\Minor on Steam

Agent X

Agent X

positives - graphics are visually appealing and weapons feel fun to shoot,

negatives - enemies are brain dead, you have to be close to them to garner any reaction, but you can kill most enemies from afar and none of the ai will react. the last level achievement is currently bugged, and I’m fairly certain they advertised 100 achievements, but the game only has give in total right now, not sure if those will come later we’ll see

I know the game advertises being a short 10-15 minute experience, but I’ve played short but fun games before. They can be fun and filled with replayibility if done right. This isn’t it unfortunately. If the dev makes updates to the game and improves anything, I’ll recommend it. One last thing, it irks that there’s no shotgun in the game. If there was a pleasant shotgun experience, I might enjoy the game as is.

Real player with 0.4 hrs in game


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The game is too short, but it was good, could use some work on the collisions, but again fun.

Real player with 0.4 hrs in game

Agent X on Steam