My Personal Hilopet
About My Personal Hilopet
My Personal Hilopet is a digitized pet-care and battle simulator. Hilopet started out as a challenge, as the development team was tasked with creating a game that mimicked the nuances of a physical toy. Since its inception and original prototype, Hilopet has grown to become a full-fledged title, with an active combat system, NPC’s to interact with, and secrets hidden within the device itself! The amount of new content goes way beyond your run-of-the-mill scope creep!
Features
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Form a friendship with your pet by giving it a special name
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Train your hilopet to do combat in the town’s arena for fame, glory, and cold hard cash
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Interact with the city’s inhabitants to form friendships or incite rivalries
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Make use of the device’s quirks to tell your own stories.. or get frustrated trying!
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Chair F*cking Simulator
Erotic. Sublime. A wonderful experience with which to pass the time.
Chair Fcking Simulator, henceforth known as CFS offers a unique outlook into the lifestyle of sxually uninhibited, potato shaped being. Browsing through profiles on postcards, Potato-Like Man picks one perfect and sexy piece of furniture with which to do the deed.
Friends, let me tell you that I’d been quivering with anticipation up to this point but when the actual act began, ohhh, what art. Potato-man slams his vegetable groin into a variety of sultry seats. Thus far, my most beloved memory was Potato grinding his shapely buttocks (You can do that too in case you don’t feel especially thrusty) into a spitting image of Ol' Sparky complete with blue electric light.
– Real player with 357.7 hrs in game
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Absolutely my favorite experience that I have ever had with any f**king sim.
Graphics:
The graphics are pretty stellar for a game about chair… buffing. Your character really gives off the vibes that they are the last thing alive in the immersive world, but we’ll get to setting in a moment. Overall, 7/10 in graphics. Great, but I don’t necessarily feel like I’m buffing a chair.
Story:
The story is barebones, if there at all, but you can grasp the rough points:
*You are the last living thing that isn’t a chair
– Real player with 6.8 hrs in game