Chair F*cking Simulator

Chair F*cking Simulator

Erotic. Sublime. A wonderful experience with which to pass the time.

Chair Fcking Simulator, henceforth known as CFS offers a unique outlook into the lifestyle of sxually uninhibited, potato shaped being. Browsing through profiles on postcards, Potato-Like Man picks one perfect and sexy piece of furniture with which to do the deed.

Friends, let me tell you that I’d been quivering with anticipation up to this point but when the actual act began, ohhh, what art. Potato-man slams his vegetable groin into a variety of sultry seats. Thus far, my most beloved memory was Potato grinding his shapely buttocks (You can do that too in case you don’t feel especially thrusty) into a spitting image of Ol' Sparky complete with blue electric light.

Real player with 357.7 hrs in game


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Absolutely my favorite experience that I have ever had with any f**king sim.

Graphics:

The graphics are pretty stellar for a game about chair… buffing. Your character really gives off the vibes that they are the last thing alive in the immersive world, but we’ll get to setting in a moment. Overall, 7/10 in graphics. Great, but I don’t necessarily feel like I’m buffing a chair.

Story:

The story is barebones, if there at all, but you can grasp the rough points:

*You are the last living thing that isn’t a chair

Real player with 6.8 hrs in game

Chair F*cking Simulator on Steam

HoloFist

HoloFist

HoloFist is a tie-in game for a cartoon that doesn’t exist! A turn based battle game where reaction times matter, with a visual style that attempts to imagine how old school pixel RPGs might look in 3D.

With the help of your colourful ‘Holobuddies’, like Mathmoth, Pieceratops and Pakoon, you travel the island of Fistopia to clear out the haywire robots, toxic Blimes and other dangerous enemies that have overrun the island.

This first game from Edgehog attempts to infuse action into what you would expect from a turn based RPG, using timing based button presses to deal extra damage, or even block incoming attacks.


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HoloFist on Steam

ORIMON.1 - Bilfy & Krotroklon

ORIMON.1 - Bilfy & Krotroklon

A pacman with new elements with a little story.

Real player with 2.2 hrs in game


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Classic pac game reimagined with new elements, plus funny moments in the story dialogs

Real player with 1.2 hrs in game

ORIMON.1 - Bilfy & Krotroklon on Steam

High Smileson

High Smileson

If you’re into green culture, just buy it. It will make you feel happy and put a smile on your face. One of the coolest little hidden gems I’ve ever come across on Steam.

Real player with 0.6 hrs in game

couldn’t find all the snails because i was too chill and the vibes were impeccable

Real player with 0.5 hrs in game

High Smileson on Steam

Labyrinth City: Pierre the Maze Detective

Labyrinth City: Pierre the Maze Detective

Labyrinth City: Pierre the Maze Detective is such a charming casual game. It’s quite obvious that the game takes its influence from the popular “Where’s Waldo"series of books. However; there’s not a lot of similarities beyond the graphics here.. but I found it to be a good progression from a particular book style to an interactive video game. Labyrinth City keeps your eyes peeled and is a great way to relax for a few hours. It adds puzzles and extraordinary detail to the environment (maze) you’re walking through without tearing your brain apart trying to figure stuff out. There’s a relaxing quality to the game… almost therapeutic. There’s so many things happening if you just observe.

Real player with 14.5 hrs in game

A Charming, Colorful and Satisfyingly Wholesome Game: 8/10

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For Linux Gamers: Requires Glorious Eggrolls Proton-6.5-GE-2. Details on ProtonDB website

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Darjeeling’s Labyrinth City is a maze puzzle game based on Hiro Kamigaki’s work Pierre the Maze Detective. It is a colorful and greatly stylized beautiful moving artwork with moderately challenging mazes, imaginative world building, creative level design, whimsical soundtrack as well as quirky and charming characters.

Real player with 13.9 hrs in game

Labyrinth City: Pierre the Maze Detective on Steam