Race Race Racer

Race Race Racer

Played 4 hours in this game. In principle, a very fun toy. Adds a couple of hours. Your main task is to drive on a bibik.

Real player with 29.2 hrs in game


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It’s like a really good, really fun, colorful, loud 80’s arcade game, complete with “period” electronic arcade music. You would have blown at least $50 in quarters on this one back in the day. The game is so old skool that you can practically smell the stale smoke, the cheap perfume of the mall ratz, and the foul hygiene of the arcade attendant. Turn the lamps low, switch on some black lights, and have a HUGE amount of fun.

Real player with 7.0 hrs in game

Race Race Racer on Steam

Kinetic Edge

Kinetic Edge

Excellent game. I’ve been playing the gauntlet challenge all day. it’s difficult and extremely addictive, but once you get the hang of it, it becomes so satisfying rapidly flying through the course. Would definitely recommend to people that like time trails or like a challenge. I hope more levels get released and Kinetic Edge gets the popularity it deserves!

Real player with 9.7 hrs in game


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Kinetic Edge is enjoyable. I bought this game during my last semester in university. It was a great way to take short breaks (10, 15 minutes-ish) to clear/refresh my brain when doing assignments. The Races are fun, the Labyrinths can be mind benders, and the Gauntlet is a good challenge. I wish the power sensitivity on the Golf mode was lower though. The neon aesthetic isn’t for everyone, but I got around it by lowering the graphics quality (and a small fyi, I currently run games on a laptop). I would wager that this game can be a blast with a close group of friends. I implore SCT to either add more content themselves or add a Workshop feature for us players to create stuff.

Real player with 4.9 hrs in game

Kinetic Edge on Steam

LocoCycle

LocoCycle

Again Twisted Pixel is showing us what crazy things they can put together, and this game is not short of the craziness they are known for. LocoCycle is one of the best games I have played in a long time. Maybe it’s because I am simple minded, but I like games that are great fun and not filled with complexity. I had a big smile plastered on my face when I played this for the first time, it was everything I could have hoped for.

I have had the pleasure of playing this on XBLA as well. The only differences between that one and this PC version is the smoother fps and nicer graphics making this version look even more beautiful than its XBLA counterpart.

Real player with 66.8 hrs in game


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Cheap, explosive fun.

Full Review at GameDragons.Net

Presentation

LocoCycle is among the most weird games you will ever see, as the whole sentient motorcycle dragging behind a mechanic who doesn’t even speak English is only the beginning to the rest of the story that makes even less sense than that. The journey starts when I.R.I.S, an intelligent motorcycle sees an ad for a biker gathering called the Freedom Rally in Scottsburg, Indiana, so without wasting a moment she decides to head in that direction, dragging Pablo along with her for the journey and putting her creators, the Big Arms Corporation on her tail as they continuously try to stop her.

Real player with 12.3 hrs in game

LocoCycle on Steam

Rock of Ages 2: Bigger & Boulder™

Rock of Ages 2: Bigger & Boulder™

Have you ever found yourself playing bowling and thought to yourself: “gosh, this is fun and all, but what if my goal was to avoid the pins instead of knocking them over, and the pins were placed by my enemies for some reason”. Well, do I have the perfect game for you! Rock of Ages 2 is a game where you play as a famous character from history, commanding your mighty boulders to smash down your opponent’s front door and crush him with your turgid rock. If Monty Python, bowling and a real-time strategy had a threesome and made a baby, Rock of Ages 1 would be the result, while Rock of Ages 2 is more of the same, just more of it and more balanced.

Real player with 29.0 hrs in game

My review after the first playthorugh on Normal difficulty:

I’m a huge fan of this idea and loved the first game!

But this game feels quite different compared to the first one, but not in a bad way.

Here is why!

1st: You are way faster!

This means that corners are really annoying and in most maps best chokepoint to bring your enemy to a hold.

But it also means that avoiding obstacle of your opponment often is a bad choice.

Simply because you gain so much speed in such a few seconds that it doesn’t matter that you crush through 2-4 layers of walls before. Also it is more beneficial to destroy the obstacle for your further runs, so just ram through nearly everything in your path(exept animals, they will stop you)

Real player with 14.5 hrs in game

Rock of Ages 2: Bigger & Boulder™ on Steam

Rock of Ages

Rock of Ages

Rock of Ages is a charming, humorous, and highly original game.

The basic premise is this: you control a boulder rolling across a twisted battlefield of ramps, obstacles, and enemy traps. Your aim is to destroy your opponent’s gate.

As you destroy your opponent’s defenses, you accumulate money to spend on building upgrades. These upgrades can be either single-use power-ups for your boulder to make it stronger or more deadly. Or, you can spend the money on defenses like elephants, dynamite, and catapults that can knock your opponent’s boulder off the map. You get to place these obstacles wherever you want on the map.

Real player with 84.3 hrs in game

Rock of ages is a game about rolling down a hill; to squish a little man, literally.

In Rock of Ages, there is a very minor story, hardly relating to the game. This isnt a bad thing because the game doesn’t need a story to be enjoyed, however the story is humorous.

The core gameplay aspect of Rock of Ages is rolling your rock down a slope riddled with defences in order to smash down an enemy gate. The opponents, are not only people from history, also attack your gate and the player must build their own defences in order to slow down or stop the other rock. You gain in game gold in order to pay for defences, and to upgrade your rock.

Real player with 14.5 hrs in game

Rock of Ages on Steam

Rockin' Road

Rockin' Road

Rockin' Road is our love letter to Road Rash, FlatOut and other cool arcade racing games.

Our game currently has:

  • Heap of outfits, pile of melee weapons and a cart of bike parts.

  • Racing the airplane.

  • Bonuses for reckless, stylish and poor driving.

  • Dirt effects on the bikes.

  • Intertwined tracks, each with its own tricks and quirks.

  • Funky art-style.

  • Hidden secrets on each track.

Rockin' Road on Steam

Spermination

Spermination

Full Disclosure: My copy of the game was provided to help test bugs on the mac version. For a guide of how to run this game on mac on the latest patch (as of Jan 13, 2016), go to the bottom of the review.

I really like this game. It has solid gameplay with clear goals in mind. There is virtually no story (besides the process of making babies), but one would not be necessary. The “babies” you collect are a nice touch, as whenever I win I am curious as to what my next baby will look like.

The one negative I have for this game is the difficulty. On my first run, I made it halfway. On my second, I made it to the end but was not first. At around my sixth run, I made it to the end, first. Next run, I won again. Then, again. You tend to steamroll the game fairly quickly once you realize that the way to win is

! save up enough money for the afterburner and the fastest engine and never buy weapons. Then just try to get to as many energy powerups and boosts as possible. Only use your energy for the afterburner . I don’t know if I would advocate that the difficulty be raised, but it is definitely an issue.

Real player with 13.8 hrs in game

A Crazy Racing Game

https://youtu.be/xzN4E1lq3QM

  • Insane concept, you are racing through a uterus with 1000 other sperm cells who are all trying to kill one another while trying to get to an egg to conceive a baby.

  • The gameplay is actually a lot of fun. At the start your load is shot out all at once and your screen is covered with other sperm cells and lasers shootng every which way. You can shoot at the other cells with your weapons, pickup speed power ups, and try to get to the end before any other. If you are not first or if you die you lose.

Real player with 8.2 hrs in game

Spermination on Steam

Tony Slopes

Tony Slopes

Get ready for the ride of your life in this wild and wacky racing extravaganza!

Select an adrenaline fuelled racer, pick out some fetching safety headgear and choose a ‘vehicle’, which in the world of Tony Slopes™ could be anything from an office chair to a great white shark!

Battle hard and work your way up through the ranks to unlock all 9 (in Early Access) scenic yet treacherous landscapes spanning across 4 different environment types including snow, desert, jungle and volcanic.

Start your engines, put your pedal to the metal (or whatever your “vehicle’s” equivalent is) and get ready to use your WASTED ENERGY™ boost, when the time is right!

Be sure to keep an eye on your opponent’s health wheel during the race and look for signs of weakness. A little shove in the right direction will give you an opportunity to introduce them to the dirt!…Be warned however, it is likely they will want to return the favour!

There are also a number of untrained volunteer security guards pacing the track who are there for your safety! Keep your eyes peeled and do not run over the guards! Oh…and an additional reminder at this point…DO NOT run over the guards!

Get into the groove with a selection of upbeat tunes including drum and bass, metal, rock and electro unless of course you just fancy some quiet time racing along to the raw ambient soundtrack of nature.

Progress your way through the various levels to unlock all the achievements, earn your legendary status and become the Ultimate Tony Slopes™ Champion!

If however you want to avoid all the challenges and jump straight into the toy box, head over to multiplayer mode and either host your own race or join in on a session.

Tony Slopes™ Early Access

Designed and created in the Unreal Engine by a small family-run design team in Malvern, Worcestershire UK, SEEDTECH Studios are in the process of building a strong foundation for the Tony Slopes™ racing title. There are no limits to where the game can go from this point and the Early Access version is just the beginning!

By creating a platform that gives the developers an opportunity for their imaginations to run wild in terms of character creation, map design and pretty much anything you can imagine as a vehicle, it opens the doors to an endless world of possibilities!

However it is not just the developers who will have all the fun, the community will also play a major role in the process! It will be your feedback, suggestions and ideas that will ultimately shape the game!

Head over to the Discord channel, STEAM discussions and social media pages today and make your voice heard!

Tony Slopes on Steam

Dumbass Drivers!

Dumbass Drivers!

A bad option to spend your money on!

This game is trash.

Not the good kind of trash, but just a waste of time!

Here are some of the reasons why:

  • Maps are badly done, yet playable with much patience!

  • Design sucks. I mean the graphics are worse than many free games from the beginning of the 21st century, it is just bad, cheap landscaping and very low budget production overall.

  • THE GUY to the right of the screen makes me freak out. I mean WHY? Why do you add something like him? xD

You can get the achievements relatively easy, if you feel the need to get them … ( 25h)

Real player with 33.6 hrs in game

Please send help. They’re living in my walls and making me play this in the 9th circle of hell. There are bugs inside of me. THERE ARE SPIDERS. IN. MY. FUCKING. BONES.

Real player with 14.8 hrs in game

Dumbass Drivers! on Steam

Cart Racer

Cart Racer

This is not a bad game for $0.99, but it dose have some issues. Atleast 3 out of every 4 attempts that I make fail because my jump dosent make it into the cart, or because I dont land far enugh into the cart and I fail lator down the run. If it automaticlly loaded you into the cart it would not be as bad.

Other than that I really do like it. I have played it for sevral hours trying to make it to the end, but I am stuck at the very last part with over 1000 attempts on the last location.

I have gotten this far with about 1650 attempts, guessing that on avrage I used the “A” key 3 times per run (and I think that is fair) that is fair, that would be 2.5% of the rated life of that key on my $110 Corsair K70 Gaming keyboard.

Real player with 53.0 hrs in game

Alrighty, Let’s start at the price, mostly because that’s mostly what this review is based off of. This game retails for .99 USD and at the time of this review it is on sale 25% off and I paid .74 USD. The game is pretty plain layed out before you, What you see is what you get, jump in the cart, ride down the hill, and make it to the target. The mechanics are a little frustrating at times and its tad too simplistic. These aren’t exactly characterisitcs of a good review but.. For .74 USD you really can’t expect the world of it and I can play it for a little bit and get a kick out of it (Although it’s mostly because of the glitchy failed attempts). My ratings of the game are as follows.

Real player with 7.2 hrs in game

Cart Racer on Steam