I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gambling
Every so often a game comes along that revolutionizes a genre or gaming as a whole. This is one of those games.
With ICBING, there are no gimmicks, no bamboozles. No pre-order bonuses, no DLC, no map packs, nothing. Just a rich gaming experience. The moment you start the game you get right to it. You are greeted by your first challenge. The trashcan. All alone in a stunningly generated room with next gen graphics. From here the game changing design intuitively kicks in as you are greeted with a button. “Open Loot Box” After a few moments of taking in the beautifully generated trash can, I decide to take the plunge… I press the button. Upon the pressing of the button, the trashcan draws in closer and shakes… again… and once more as it erupts like a geyser. Emerging from this amazingly lifelike trash can is what can only be described as gifts from our one and only. Gaben. My rewards for embarking on the journey of clicking the button. To my amazement, it is equally beautifully generated additions for my trashcan. Different trash bags, trashcan lids, thrown out Trump protest signs. I can truly express my individuality through my very own unique and custom trashcan.
– Real player with 329.4 hrs in game
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I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gambling is a parody of the ongoing dilemma of loot boxes within games, taking our hard earned money and rewarding us with the same item for the 50th time.
Pros:
-Joy of opening loot boxes and receiving absolute crap without the massive dent in your wallet.
-Not BF2, a simple game which does not have ridiculous DLC’s .
-It has Steam Achievements.
Cons:
-My joy for opening lootboxes has been killed now.
If you dislike playing for lootboxes, but still want to open them up then this is the game for you
– Real player with 52.8 hrs in game
Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel
Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel is following the tales of Borderlands 2 and still has the characteristics of spending hours collecting loot, farming bosses and more story-based orientated compared to previous games.
7/10 would play again. (screw the oxygen)
– Real player with 617.6 hrs in game
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ver como jack lentamente va transformándose en handsome jack es una experiencia que en lo personal recomiendo, ademas de que puedes jugar como claptrap ¿que mas puedes pedir?
handsome jack/10
– Real player with 57.0 hrs in game
Borderlands 2
The game’s good but some of the shit that can happen really bites… take for example the whole of Fight for Sanctuary. Also if you are coming into the game expecting Jack to be one of the best villains of all time then you are sorely mistaken. While my initial rating may be misleading as I do think this is a true masterpiece, I should warn you that many things you hear about it are ill informed.
– Real player with 313.1 hrs in game
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I’m going down to South Park
Gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation
I’m going down to South Park
Gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking day or night
People spouting “Howdy neighbor!”
Heading on up to South Park
Gonna see if I can’t unwind
I love girls with big fat titties
I love girls with deep vaginas
So come on down to South Park
And meet some friends of mine
– Real player with 306.7 hrs in game
The Van of Justice
The van of justice is an action, casual simulation game with a lot of physical objects. Experience systematic ragdoll systems, thrown and broken objects, which are not obvious to be found in other games.
“You get revenge, I build results.”
Police J comes to Kim, a student who was bullied at Turner High School in San Francisco, USA in 2005. J offers to give pocket money according to the value of the student’s arrest if he punishes and arrests the students who bullied Kim. Kim, who was bullied by all students, accepted the offer, and now Tooner High School has only to be avenged.
The way to realize justice
All students at Tooner High School are bullying Kim. Punish by throwing weapons or physical objects. Revenge if you make eye contact while walking around the hallway. Punish even if the breathing sound is loud. Even if you’re ugly, punish them. Punish both the teachers and the principal. If you take them to J’s police van, J will pay an additional corresponding price. You don’t have to feel guilty. Everyone is bullying Kim, and you are just realizing justice. If you lost interest in repeated punishment, it’s not a bad idea to carry out additional quests provided by J. If enough money has been collected, the ultimate goal is to purchase nuclear weapons parts through Kim’s home PC, expel all personnel in the school, and blast and demolish buildings.
Slave of capital, student leaders
The counselors (LMCD), as known as student leaders, will punish you when you do something wrong. Openworld games always has this kind of group. However, protection on students is not their jurisdiction. they only work for teachers and themselves.
Is this a school or a subway entrance to hell?
There are many unique friends in this school. Kim is also a very unique case right now. Coco Brothers, who throw up bombs when they’re nervous, Jay and Jenny, a nuisance couple who always stick together at schools where dating is prohibited. Right, There are also a psychopath dancer rabbit Bunny and a 500kg giant Terence who destroys everything and everyone on his way.
Shadow of Loot Box
This game was completely epic. The off-the-wall humor and jests and jabs at gaming glitches that live within the game itself are thoroughly relate-able, and are presented in a fine tongue-in-cheek fashion. The combat required attention to the details of what you chose to do, what angle you came in from, how you chose to maneuver out of the way of threats, so on and so forth. The nature of quests and puzzles is worthy of the highest adoration, and the game itself is completely family friendly. With plenty of jokes, threatening enemies, and considerable creativity filling the game… The game was exciting, entertaining and memorable.
– Real player with 6.3 hrs in game
A decent enough shooter picking jokes at microtransactions. It’s not anything amazing and can be a bit frustrating towards the end if you don’t conserve ammo well or get the luckiest of lootboxes. Not bad for the $4 usd launch price, but not great. I’m on the fence but honestly lean more toward a negative review for this one. The content is sometimes humorous but at times just comes off as stale and monotonous. I found myself running around grinding for boxes just to make sure i had enough ammo to progress. Maybe that’s the point. I would honestly only recommend picking this up during a sale if you are on the fence about it.
– Real player with 3.6 hrs in game
Borderlands Game of the Year
Big maps filled with a horde of enemies, Millions of gun combinations and dark humor all fit into one large barrel o' fun.
I have gotten my hands on this game way back in 2012 and back then, i didn’t know what i was doing at all, but after a long break without playing the game, to then buy it back on Steam, i don’t regret getting back into it at all.
This game has it all if you’re looking for a loot-and-shoot game. There’s weapons ranging from simple repeater pistols, to rocket launchers and alien weaponry (Eridian weapons may be a little disappointing). They can shoot flames, shock or acid too! On top of that, there’s a bunch of different shield types, grenade mods and class mods, which, along with each character’s skill trees, allow for dozens of different character builds. For a game from 2009, this game looks very good for it’s time in terms of graphics. If your computer isn’t that great, you can always optimize it further than normal. If you plan to buy this, your best bet is getting the GOTY “Enhanced” version. The “Enhanced” edition brings new features, but also new bugs, like memory leaks. However, it’s more ideal if you will only play through the game once or twice.
– Real player with 1150.3 hrs in game
FPSs aren’t really my thing and I hadn’t played an FPS for maybe 10 years when I accepted trying this out because of a friend’s insistence and my honest intention was to tell my friend “it’s fine but you know, not my thing”, so that I would’ve complied with his request and lose like half an hour playing an FPS. That’s how biased I was against playing Borderlands when I started.
But boy was I in for a ride. The cut-throat atmosphere, dark humour and especially the loot system right away from the get go got me interested. I kept playing and realized I wasn’t that bad of a shot, it was freakishly fun, the skill system and the player characters you get to choose are super cool and the game in general is well super-badass-cool. A wasteland world full of drug pumped bandits, mutated vicious animals and the best part is, well, you’re no better, you’re a cut-throat mercenary in search of legendary lost alien riches and technologies. The friendly NPCs or “good guys” you get to meet during your travels are also shady characters fitting the premise incredibly well.
– Real player with 467.3 hrs in game
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gambling 2(K)
The float on the drop sucks and the minigames are a chore really - good try tho.
Also the spin is so damn slow that I just want to leave my computer alone while it clicks for me.
As a note, I enjoyed the previous installments of the franchise; but this one has too many waiting mechanics that I can’t get myself to play it.
Not worth the asking price for a idle clicker
– Real player with 26.0 hrs in game
K so after finishing the game here is my Review comparing it to the first game!
Over all a bit of a let down i feel…
ill give a score and quick breakdown :)
(tldr)Score 6/10
+8 for the memes.
+1 Low Price.
+1 Nice Skin/Machine Textures.
+1 Chill Sound.
+1 Washed Hands.
-1 Lack of Machine types(3) compared to the boxes in the first game.
-1 No way of Knowing how many Spins have been Taken witch is also less content vs the first game which a LvL up per draw.
-1 Minigame was far to inconsistent and personally i found Boring but maybe I’m just a snake fan i guess XD
– Real player with 20.2 hrs in game
Scheming Through The Zombie Apocalypse: The Beginning
A choices matter Visual novel full of offensive humor, staring two degenerate morons and how they deal with surviving a zombie apocalypse.
+graphics are pretty good cartoon style.
+Story line is funny(THE FIRST TIME)
+Soundtrack is relaxing, but not necessarily good.
-Saves. This saves after every chapter. There’s no other save option. Should save after every chapter, so you can go back in case you mess up. This is super punishing for mistakes.
-Lack of options. You can literally only change them at the beginning of game. And there’s literally nothing for sound or graphics. Just to show the text in the talk bubbles. If you choose to not show text, it still shows the stupid bubble over everyone’s head anyway. Oh and language settings, which only has about 8 options.
– Real player with 33.5 hrs in game
Scheming Through The Zombie Apocalypse: The Beginning is a freaking hilarious adventure game, that was created for people, who are seriously in love with funny characters, dark humor and witty dialogue lines.
Pros:
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Good engaging story
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Great nonstop humor for the whole game
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Choices really matter here with many different outcomes
– Real player with 22.5 hrs in game
Collector Thief
I need to recover what it’s mine by right!
As a participant in a strange cult, you’ll control Adami, a treasure hunter with a clear objective. Find the sacred object of worship for the Adami’s sect.
Walking through the shadows, going unnoticed and using a lot of intelligence to break through security, you’ll find challenges to find locked doors, cameras, security lasers and many other challenges that must be bypassed in order for the wonderful quest to be reached.
More committed to the cause than ever, Adami will have the help of other members who bring items and new tactics to make each theft a real success.
With over 6 unique scenarios and an engaging, fun adventure, the real theft will happen and it will be worth more than ever.
Committing crimes has never been more complex. In “Collector Thief” every step counts. Understanding the placement of guards or cameras is essential for the robbery to be a big hit and you can move forward. Here intelligence is more powerful than brute force. With minutely designed defenses, winning each of the scenarios and progressing through the story can be tricky for even the most attentive players.
Brilliant Thief Guide Part 1:
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Collect items scattered around the map as they generate money and overall score;
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Use the scenery to your advantage so as not to be seen by any guards or cameras;
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Some places have elements that can be turned off to enter without attracting attention;
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The Sect’s Shop contains items that are indispensable to the success of every robbery;
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There are hints and easter eggs in the scenarios that can help you understand the hypotheses;
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Always use the game save/load feature to keep trying the adventure at other times.
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Be quick and finish the job before dawn.
Collector Thief is a singleplayer game created for the unique purpose of entertaining players with a complete story while keeping its gameplay at high difficulty from the first minute of gameplay. It has the simple controls that make the experience enjoyable but it gets into the type of game that is easy to play but difficult to master. It is a complete experience of intelligence, good humor and creativity.
Right to Rule
Right to Rule is a game where you compete against other players by doing quests, killing monsters and gaining “Right to Rule” points, all with the goal of becoming the ruler of Drakenheim. The game is played in matches with a new victor each time, based on your progress in your game will determine your reward which will carry over via your profile. There will be many options for persistent profile progress for players to unlock, like cosmetics, emotes, even a fully customizable castle the player can decorate with things unlocked by playing.
You have many different options when it comes to taking over the vast kingdom. Pick one that fits your playstyle or try new approaches each time.
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Fight your way to the throne using any or all combat styles including Melee, Magic, Ranged and Bard
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Work your way up the political ladder by persuading, manipulating and bribing your way to the top
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Gain an edge over other players by leveling up non-combat skills such as mining, enchanting, smithing, cooking amongst others.
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Use these skills to complete a large variety of quests given by the people of Drakenheim.
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Search all around the Island for hidden or secret areas where you can find special loot such as weapons, armor, spells, and quests.
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Each game will be unique as quests and activities are randomly selected to be a part of each playthrough.
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Pick a fight with tough bosses of many different types to win high amounts of Right to Rule and other unique rewards.
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All players can attack each other at anytime, however that doesn’t mean you always should…
The city of Drakenheim has a handful of guards who will arrest you if you commit violence or, any crime for that matter, against anyone within the city walls. When you get arrested by the guards, you will be jailed and you’ll need to wait out your sentence, missing out on the experience and Right To Rule points you could’ve gotten in that time. When you die, you will need to wait to respawn. The higher your level – the longer the respawn time, so be careful.
You can embark on a quest, which will reward you with possibly special items, Right To Rule points, exclusive access to a previously unreachable area and any other advantage over your rivals. As previously mentioned, every match the available quests will be randomized, so you’ll always have a different playthrough each time.
Each match should last up to an hour, with you competing against multiple players, everyone on their own, each trying to become the ruler before you do. The player who becomes the ruler of The Kingdom of Drakenheim, wins the game.
When you win, you will get various unlocks for cosmetics and rewards according to what you have done in that match.