GabeN: The Final Decision
Introduction
GabeN has finally finished and is about to launch, the long anticipated release of Half-Life 3, Portal 3 and Team Fortress 3. All for the big Triple Steam Summer Sale of the Century but all of a sudden his computer gets sabotaged and all traces of “The Big 3” are lost. Join GabeN and Mike on their quest to investigate who is responsible for this. Is it the Illuminati that are behind this and trying to destroy Valve? Gladdos, The Administrator, Wallace Breen, Hihilanth and Gordon are characters from HL2, Portal 2 and TF2.
– Real player with 10.8 hrs in game
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Pros:
-It’s short. 2-3 hours, tops.
-The writing is silly, and you encounter some cameos that are kinda entertaining.
Cons:
-Only 2 ‘pros’
-Boring level layouts
-Boring enemies
-“Bash Enter to Win” gameplay.
-NO DIFFICULTY CURVE–until the very last boss, when it suddenly skyrockets and makes you pay attention for some reason. Why not this for the whole game?
-Pointless weapons
-Pointless items
-Too much money
-Generally, just balanced really poorly.
-Broken Achievements (I did nearly everything in the entire game as far as I know…but somehow only the final 4 achievements unlocked? How is it the game recognizes I beat the entire game, but didn’t recognize that I started it to begin with? You’re literally supposed to get a trophy for just starting it! I didn’t, though. But I got them for defeating the bosses? Pretty weak…)
– Real player with 6.7 hrs in game
Honey, I Joined a Cult
This is the best ‘early access’ game I’ve ever come across - perfectly playable and enjoyable in its current state, I’ve already had an incredible time and the game isn’t even released yet!
The visuals are beautiful, the humour is great and not overdone - it really does feel like you’re crafting your own cult, and I love how customisable everything is. Choosing what your followers are called is a really great idea - simple, but does a lot to make the player feel immersed.
Can’t wait to see what comes next!
– Real player with 41.6 hrs in game
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Really fun game in its current early access state. But like all early access titles, it suffers from balancing & technology progression issues (in terms of unlocking reasearch) as well as the lack of endgame content. For a few examples of lacking content: I can’t see a use for the prison/cell doors than cosmetics, no upgrades for the canteen, people constantly getting sick from eating with “dirty hands”, the cult being unable to grow their own food on the compound (become fully independent of society lol) or expand the compound to have more access to land to build on, etc…I hope it will mean something more in the future. Fortunately, the clean aesthetically-pleasing UI and the core gameplay is so relaxing to play through and easy to get immersed in, it’s given me all sorts of ideas and hopes for future updates.
– Real player with 41.6 hrs in game
Calm Down, Stalin
Lazy Review at the bottom
Gameplay
The goal in this game is to survive until the time limit. Your stress gradually rises, but is furthered by factors like flies, lamp flickers, and phone ringing. As your stress builds, your hands shake worse, thus making you more vulnerable to push the button. This progressively gets harder as the game continues
The button
The goal of the game is to survive, right? You automatically lose the game if you push the big red button on your desk, or let the clock reach 12. The clock quickly ticks towards 12, unless you hold your hand right above the button. This threat of war makes the clock go back to the 1.
– Real player with 207.5 hrs in game
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in endless mode you should have it so you pick what things you want at the time and pick how frequent it is. ex:you pick how many times you can use vodka or how often phone rings. but make it that if you want the score on the leaderboard you cant edit anything.i know this is is a very (VERY) new game but please consider this request.And to anyone who thinks they want to buy the game i completely reccomend it, its fun and challenging.One of the best games ive seen this year(srry this is so long)
– Real player with 12.4 hrs in game
The Culling 2
I never played the 1st Culling, have only watched my favorite streamer play it a lot, and bought it because they wanted to plan matches vs. subbies. I play PUBg casually, and it’s not my usual genre, but even so could immediately see the easy access to everything and overabundance of guns totally killed the original melee and crafting fun. The size of the map and lack of players, game machiniques are also a problem. I’m in Europe, never could get a game on EU server at all. I can understand why so many people are angry, but you can make it fun if you don’t take it too seriously, but for the price?
– Real player with 6.9 hrs in game
Ok… here we go…
I wrote a very long twitch thread to the developers regarding this title. The things that I can say that are positive:
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I’m glad the announcer is back
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The recoil control feels really, really good. It’s erratic in a good way.
The bad:
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They missed the boat on the character customization aspect by a mile. They needed to be WAY more over-the-top with the outfits and craziiness that would be this type of a game show.
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They missed out on the gameshow feel of the game completely. The only thing that even makes it feel remotely like a gameshow is the starting area. After that, you’re in a typical battle arena.
– Real player with 3.3 hrs in game
Bear Simulator
I have had this dream since I was a little boy in Quebec, this dream that has stuck with me for nearly two decades. It all started during my first ever visit to the zoo, I was…I was 5 years old. My parents took me before their divorce, before my mom started to take a liking for nigger dick. I don’t remember much from that trip besides one thing, a gigantic 680kg grizzly bear. He was so big, so strong, so…sexy. This is also where I remember experiencing my first boner. I remember seeing this magnificent creature and just feeling all tingly inside, and I felt something in my pants going hard, it was my tiny little 5 year old pee pee. Anyway, I can see the bear like it was yesterday, oh I so dearly wish I knew the concept of sex back then. I knew this bear was different, even then, and the thought of it stuck with long enough to when I got home. I had my first dream about the bear that night. The bear appeared in my sleep, and was still the same muscular and powerful creature I saw at the zoo. It just stared at me, I didn’t know what to do, I stood there in awe and engrossed with what I know now is lust. As the nights went by my dreams only grew more frequent, and by the time I was 12, I found out about internet porn. However, I never found the girls to peak my interest like the bears did. So I started watching nature documentaries about bears to explore my sexuality. It was the best discovery 12 year old me could have made. Unfortunately, I became more and more immune to the sight of bears screwing on the TV, and wanted to try some bear dick for myself. I was 16 at the time, and knew about the native bears in my province. I decided to make a 3 day trip into the Boreal Forest. It did not take me long to find what I was looking for. I saw him…this almost holy creature…I found the one whom I wanted to do unholy things with. I was at a distance, and quietly stripped to my bare ass, and slowly made my way towards him. However, he noticed me from about 20 meters out and began to run at me full speed. My cock became extremely hard, and I ran towards him, I remember so clearly when we made impact. He pinned me to the ground and began to take advantage of my body. He ravaged me right there in the forest. He swiped at my face breaking my jaw and crushed my sternum, he then slashed at my leg, almost ripping it off. I passed out from the pain, and when I awoke I was at the hospital. Although no penetration occurred I was told by the doctors that I was lucky to be alive. I was disappointed though. To this day I still dream of a bear to pin me down, and force itself into me every night. I want to experience these dreams in reality, but if you’ve ever had thoughts like mine, Bear Simulator is the game for you. The sex animations are absolutely sublime and I nut to this game about 120-150 times a day. If only I could feel the true sensations.
– Real player with 20245.0 hrs in game
I’d like to start off with a simple statment of profound meaning for anyone who is curious why this game bombshelled: F*ck PewDiePie in his pretentious judgemental and cruel little nordic butt.
That aside. Bear Sim is a wonderful game. The elements of exploration and the way the game is designed to keep you drawn in is fantastic. Very few games have ever capitivated me in the way that this game did. It has humor in place of horror or cheap jump scares. It gives a sense of purpose which is quickly and easily adopted without the need of an explanatory narrative. It is build to be friendly and still challenging. An absolute marvel of ingenuity on the dehalf of the developers.
– Real player with 55.3 hrs in game
Quickscoper Doge: The Dank Illuminati Memes
The ending of the campaign before we had to defend the dank memes from those who threaten our dankened culture. This game has inspired the raw emotions in me that were devoid just 30 minutes before. This game is an art. What man requires the companionship of a woman when this game is there for your embrace. I teared in practically every fight scene, and the fight with Pewdiepie filled my eyes with tears of sorrow for the act which I had committed. Whyen Doge revealed his imprisonment inside of DAT BOI I called those closest to me and declared that I would most likely “Pull a Jeffrey Epstein” They teared but when I gifted them this game I lost them in my life as well for this game changed their lives for the better and afterwards they embarked on spiritual Quickscope Doge journeys amongst the Nepalese Himalayas and the volcanoes of Japan.
– Real player with 2.8 hrs in game
Steam won’t let me make a guide so ill just recommend the game.
I have more hours in this game that i do in cyberpunk and i can honestly say this is the better game, if you want to 100% it you will have to play the arena mode and every round you win will get you one achievement (just ad one Illuminati minion and quick scope it 100 times) press q to spin your gun as you shoot and press X to become the superior left handed dogo.
– Real player with 2.3 hrs in game
Fidget Spinner
At first glance, this game may seem as if it was made by a child. The icon seems a bit abstract, but when you look closer, you’ll understand all the hidden meanings behind this game. What they are? That’s for you to find out. I can’t ruin this surprise for any one of you. But now, I must tell you the story; one of the absolute power this game actually contains. Some say that words can’t affect you, but these words can. My daughter once had cancer. Every breath, every step, every motion was painful for her, but she still clung on to life. She was determined to beat her cancer and live on, sitting in the flower forests that she always loved to visit whenever she played with her fidget spinner. Gosh, she loved those flowers. Even now I tear up when thinking about her. I remember the day she was told that she had a year left to live. She was shocked; she thought that her fighting was enough, but it seems that it wasn’t. The cancer was too strong. However, through it all, she still prevailed, and so did her love for the simplicity of a small hand held toy, basic but passes time in a unique way. Coming across this game was a large surprise to myself, saying that I have not heard of this artistically crafted video game beforehand. But, after buying this masterpiece, I feel ashamed for not holding the passionate story line like The last of us in my possession before this point. Never before in my life have I played such diligent and thoughtful storytelling spilled out upon these pixels.The cover of this game is a beautifully hand drawn masterpiece. It is a mind baffling precursor to the extreme design of such a game. I will tell you why. After you play this game, you experience your body being cleansed from head to toe. this is only the beginning. Your sadness will go into the yawning abyss, and an extreme amount of happiness will wash over you like a wave. This game is exquisitely well coded. I look back on our many memories from back then and cry. On that last, fateful day, I held her hand close. I held it tight. Her mother couldn’t be with her, but she’s alright with just me. She left us a while ago. I can’t blame her for it; our living situation is terrible. I couldn’t stand to see her in a situation like this, and I suppose that she couldn’t stand being in it. I remember her asking me to play this game with her, with a great big smile on her face. Her grin went from ear to ear; something I barely saw anymore. I do remember tearing up. But her heart rate was slowing down. I had played it before she left me. Each level, each spinner, each breath I took gave her a smile. I remember her always wanting to play this but never getting the chance to, so I got it for her. She closed her eyes with a smile after I unlock the final spinner and closed the closed the game. A final beep, then nothing. But her heart rate decided to come back. I practically jumped out of my seat; I was surprised. I alerted the doctors right away. Was it this game? Was it this game that had brought her back? Fast forwarding to now; my daughter’s in college. She has left fidget spinner behind, but still visits it from time to time. This is her favorite game. Thank you, dear developer, for putting such care and effort into this wonderful game. I hope it continues to spread its blessings throughout time, lovingly teaching kids about the joys of a toy. I hope this game gets to those in need, and I hope the meaning behind the story will inspire them as well. And again, thank you. 3
– Real player with 4003.7 hrs in game
Ok how do I even start this review. Ok so im a EPIC DESPACITO GAMER and I gotta say after playing 24+ hours of this game I acheived true immortality. This game has completely set a new standard on how future games should look and feel. Comparing this to Skyrim and Grand Theft Auto V should not even be a discussion. This game is far superior than all of these other AAA games that are currently being released. This game is far tooooo under priced for a game on this level.
This game features revolutionary game mechanics. The atmosphere is incredibly deep to the point where it ACTUALLY makes you feel like batman. The music in this game is also top notch and I cant wait for a soundtrack to be released for this masterpeice. Another thing that makes this such a perfect game is that the graphics surpass that of Grand Theft Auto V, Fallout 4, Call of Duty Black Ops 4, ETC.
– Real player with 87.3 hrs in game
Meme Run 2
Meme Run 2 review
This is my Meme Run 2 review, this isn’t anybody else’s Meme Run 2 review.
Whilst there may be several like it, this is MY Meme Run 2 review. It’s not warxillusion’s steam review of Meme Run 2, its not Twitter User GoingRandomNow’s steam review of Meme Run 2. It. Is. MINE.
Anyways, now that i got that out of the way and that you guys know that it is my Steam Review of Meme Run 2, i would like to express my opinions on Meme Run 2 in this Review about Meme Run 2 by ioletsgo.
– Real player with 11.5 hrs in game
I love this game so fucking much, it is incredibly addictive and very difficult. I see a few reviews on here calling the game bad but I don’t think they understand the point, you see all the crazy seizure inducing shit on the screen is what makes the game interesting, funny and hard. Every single crazy thing on the screen is designed to do three things, be funny, be ironic and make the game harder. Instead of having mobs that you have to fight off you have 1000 dollar bills on your screen covering 50% of what you see. In the past 24 hours I have spent 6 hours playing this game and every minute was worth it and I hope to be meming on for many more.
– Real player with 6.6 hrs in game
Ultimate Arena
This game is more fun than it has any right to be.
The best words to describe Ultimate Arena as would be “Simplistic Battle Royale Simulator”. This is actually very-reminiscent of those Hunger Games simulators online, but I feel that this game has more variety, is more customizable and actually has the slightest visuals, even if it’s just a top-down view of a small map with simplistic stick figures running around. Essentially, you can set up battle royals between as many people as you like, set up a few additional rules if you want and drop everyone in, waiting to see who the victor will be while occasionally having a bit of input as to where to place mines or where to drop care packages.
– Real player with 175.8 hrs in game
Ok, this is a simulator. It’s pretty funny at times. You have a lot of freedom to add stuff, from characters to ways to fight and die. There’s plenty stuff at the workshop to add to the game. Now, this is not much a “game”. Yup, it is a simulator. Other than adding some mines and bring some events upon the field, you’re just watching the fight developing.
So, the fun is to have a lot of fighters, have a bunch of funny lines and events and watch your favorite people or the ones you dislike to fight till the end. Even when simple, can be entertaining for a while.
– Real player with 122.2 hrs in game
Watch_Dogs® 2
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– Real player with 360.9 hrs in game
Great game but has a really short (also a good one) story if you skip most part of the secondary activities.
I really enjoyed the graphics and travelling around San Francisco while having some very good memories from San Fierro’s times of GTA San Andreas.
80% off at the moment of this review so GO GET THIS GAME!
– Real player with 85.8 hrs in game