There Was A Caveman

There Was A Caveman

There Was A Caveman is one of literally thousands of 2D retro pixel platformers infesting Steam. Control a caveman and jump around retro pixel platformer levels, avoiding prehistoric animals and making paleontologists shake their head with sorrow at the scientific inaccuracy.

The thing about retro pixel games is that they are meant to appear the same as games in the 1990’s, because this is simple to do and you don’t need to have any artistic talent and you don’t need to hire an artist or anyone competent at computer graphics. That’s why retro pixel games are so popular with indie developers, the developers who weren’t good enough to get hired by game development companies. Sometimes, an indie dev will be so bad at video game graphics that they can’t even get the pixel graphics right, so their game looks even worse than the pixel graphics from the 1990’s that they are ripping off. That is the story behind There Was A Caveman.

Real player with 6.8 hrs in game


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Generally speaking this is a derivative platformer with excellent, detailed pixel art work. You have seen everything in it before, but that being said, it covers a wide base of platforming ideas and never overuses any of them.

+High quality pixel artwork with lots of care and work.

+Above average movement options - combining the dash and double-jump means the game can through some interesting platforming at you

+Good variety in enemies and bosses - derivative, but there’s new stuff in nearly every section

Real player with 4.5 hrs in game

There Was A Caveman on Steam

Dinogotchi

Dinogotchi

Dinogotchi reminds me of all the tamagotchis I had as a child, they’re all dead… But Dinogotchi is different, the game has a nice and cute art, the music and sound effects are nice but I feel like the game in general could have a extra polish.

I recommend the game, especially for those who already had tamagotchis in their childhood or for those interested in the genre.

Real player with 3.7 hrs in game


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I am editing my review to update my opinions on the game, I will keep the original at the bottom of this for context, my biggest issues with parts of the game being unplayable is fixed so I think it’s fair and time to change this. :)

The developer of this game has done a good job at making a cute game and being open to criticism and fixing the problems. All the issues I reported were fixed really fast and it gives me a lot of hope for future updates.

The pixel art in the game is really well done, all the dinosaurs look cute and recognisable and overall really pleasant to look at. The UI is really nice and was updated recently to make the happiness, hunger and energy icons more clean which wasn’t necessary but a really nice change. The music is also very nice and cute, I enjoy it a lot, more songs would be nice but this is still good.

Real player with 3.6 hrs in game

Dinogotchi on Steam

Fire Boy

Fire Boy

The game tells the story of a boy whose life is changed when he finds an unknown artifact, soon after, a strange being appears asking for his help to recover the dinosaur eggs that were stolen from his planet, the boy receives a beautiful sword and silver fire armor, soon after being trained to master the fire, he begins his adventure by going to the planet Monstrengos in order to recover all the dinosaur eggs that have been stolen.

WHAT TO EXPECT FROM THE GAME:

Unique Phases - There are 50 stages of pure fun, each stage a new mechanic or new enemy, flying platforms, which disappear and rotate, interaction with the scenario, enemy monsters, friendly monsters, one thing is certain, you will see many cute monsters and ugly ones too, in each level you will have to find 3 dinosaur eggs, and don’t even think it will be easy to find them, the little monsters hid them in unimaginable places.

Nice Gameplay - On the keyboard you play well, on the controller you play even better, controlling the hero is a pleasant and cool experience too.

Game Differential - The player will hear comic comments from the hero while playing, but will have the option of not listening to them.

Cute Graphics - Colorful, cute and nostalgic designs.

Original Soundtrack - With lively songs that make you want to hear them.

Armors and Swords - Each armor has its sword and a unique power.

Cool Collectibles - Achievements that will make you happier.

Find Love - I am creating this game with a lot of love and affection in my house, my focus is on the fun, so come and help the Fire Boy quickly recover all the dinosaur eggs and become a Hero.


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Fire Boy on Steam

Viking Heroes 2

Viking Heroes 2

Ez to play and easily achieved 3 stars ranking too

Real player with 23.3 hrs in game

It’s a good time management game.

Real player with 21.3 hrs in game

Viking Heroes 2 on Steam

Roarr! The Adventures of Rampage Rex

Roarr! The Adventures of Rampage Rex

Roarr! The Adventures of Rampage Rex isn’t dino-mite at all, and to be fair it’s pretty terrible. The graphics are just ugly, really ugly, It felt they were trying to create that old arcade game feel but it doesn’t do any wonders. And the gameplay gets repetitive really quickly and the controls are just awkward and hard to get used to. And the worst thing about this game is that Horrible music, the music is just agony and not only that it repeats over and over to the point where you feel that your ears are going to bleed. The story is simple and nothing special you play as Sue the T-rex who is woken up by an invading alien race who want to take over the world and it’s up to you to save it, not much to phone home about. Kids might enjoy the game but adults, meh, not so much at all. Rating: 1/10

Real player with 11.8 hrs in game

This is a great game for the kids as a time waster. It’s even split screen coop if you want to play with them. The buttons are few so it’s easy for them to learn the controls. For $3 normal price / under $1 on sale, it’s worth it if you have kids that like to play.

Real player with 4.5 hrs in game

Roarr! The Adventures of Rampage Rex on Steam

Zombie Dinos from Planet Zeltoid

Zombie Dinos from Planet Zeltoid

It’s cheaper than smoking crack!

Real player with 0.2 hrs in game

Zombie Dinos from Planet Zeltoid on Steam

Furry Shakespeare: Oops! All Dragons!

Furry Shakespeare: Oops! All Dragons!

I do so enjoy these quirky little stories! Oh and I totally am not even slightly biased at all about the cast of this one all being dragons ; p

What can I say if you have played any of the games by Stegalosaurus and enjoyed them, this one will bring you more of what you have enjoyed in the past. Humor? Check! Strange unexpected plot twists? Check! The option to take things seriously and try to make the right choices, or say to Hades and blow it all up on purpose? You bet! Opportunities to meddle in other peoples lives and relationships, while pointedly ignoring your own? lol of course! hmmmm here’s a new one, love triangle???? Well some one does mention the idea…. But I havnt found it yet (although the two who “play” brother and sister would really make for an incredibly confusing one! lmao I can see it now….. but yeah that doesnt happen).

Real player with 1.7 hrs in game

Furry Shakespeare: Oops! All Dragons! on Steam

Paleo Pines

Paleo Pines

Welcome to Paleo Pines, a peaceful island of pioneers and affectionate dinosaurs! Here evolution took a different path - survival of the kindest - creating a world in which humans and dinosaurs live together in harmony.

As the only known descendant of the legendary Flute Whisperer, your arrival on the island is met with delight by the local inhabitants. Together with your Parasaurolophus companion Lucky, you build a thriving ranch, make friends wherever you go, and unearth the lost history of your ancestors.

There’s plenty to explore out in the wilds of Paleo Pines, from the flowery fields of Veridian Valley to the high canyons in the desert… Stroll around the various different areas to find wild crops to forage, colourful characters that might need a hand or, of course, a dinosaur to befriend and take home to your ranch!

A variety of adorable dinosaurs roam the wild areas and can become your friends, as well as helpers on your ranch. Gain their trust by creating customised pens for them to frolic, feed them, treat them, give them attention and keeping them happy. Your efforts may very well result in your dinosaur friends trusting you enough to help you out with your farming tasks… And don’t forget to pat them on the nose!

Farm to your heart’s content, growing crops all year round with - and for - your dino besties! With a bit of love and care, such as matching soil and season, you’ll be able to grow the highest quality produce in Paleo Pines.

Building friendships within the community is just as important as building friendships with your dinosaurs! As you ride dinos, farm and explore, you come across a medley of characters, each with their own story. Help the people on the island out by completing requests, opening up new areas and visiting different stores and community hubs!

With various areas to explore, each with their own charm, collectable items and of course different dinos to discover, you’ll never run out of things to do or dinosaurs to tame and bring home. And if you feel your inner dino spotter coming out, there’s nothing like just watching the wild dinosaurs frolic and interact with each other!

Paleo Pines is a place where you can express your individuality and creativity. Create your character as you like with any combination, curate a colourful collection of clothing - with different items to be found in each area - and change your style via the wardrobe!

Furthermore, no two ranches are the same. Build square pens, or not (Owynn might have something to say about that). Use decor to build a romantic garden full of flowers, give your ranch a witchy vibe or go full hog on farming with rows and rows of tilled soil. Your ranch is yours, build it your way!

Want to learn more about the ins and outs of Paleo Pines development? Check out our Discord and Development Blog

Paleo Pines on Steam

Desktop Dinosaurs

Desktop Dinosaurs

Enjoy watching cute hand animated dinosaurs inspired by 90’s Tamagotchi live directly on your desktop. Manage your environment, resources to raise and evolve your dinosaurs during their entire life. But don’t forget to show them love! Dinosaurs need love!

Features 🦕

  • See your dinosaurs live (eat, sleep, die…) directly inside your windows desktop

  • 2 species of dinosaur currently available (more to come)

  • Your progression is saved

  • You can name your dinosaurs

  • Randomly generated dinosaur colors sets inspired by NES console color palette

  • A shop where you can buy new dinosaurs eggs, plants and decorations

Desktop Dinosaurs on Steam

Space Captain McCallery - Episode 3: The Weaponmaster’s Challenge

Space Captain McCallery - Episode 3: The Weaponmaster’s Challenge

The Weaponmaster’s Challenge

In the lawless reaches of the galaxy known as the Renegade Sector

Space Pirate Captain McCallery needs a Weaponmaster to round out his new crew, and he knows there’s only one man for the job: Mark Two-Blasters. A former member of his crew, Mark Two-Blasters left a year before the rest of the crew mutinied, due to disagreements with some of the other crewmembers. He took a shuttle and flew to the planet Ograr III, one of the most dangerous planets in the sector, to spend time training in isolation.

Ograr III, a planet of prehistoric beasts. Ograr III, a planet of thick forests and high mesas. Ograr III, where Mark Two-Blasters has made his home for the past year.

In this 3D Action-Adventure game, McCallery will have to explore a dangerous world, battle prehistoric monsters, survive off the land, and search for his old ally. With how things left off, Captain McCallery knows that Mark Two-Blasters won’t make himself easy to find. If McCallery wants Two-Blasters to rejoin his crew, he will have to prove himself in The Weaponmaster’s Challenge

This episode of Space Captain McCallery is a self-contained adventure and can be played without having played the first episode. However, if you want to start at the beginning, the first episode can be found here:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/852900/Space_Captain_McCallery__Episode_1_Crash_Landing/

Explore a Strange Alien World

Playing as Captain McCallery, you will travel through thick forests, rocky cliffs and dark caves. Pay attention to your surroundings, as danger lurks behind every corner. This world is full of hidden paths and secrets to reward exploration.

Consume Alien Plants

The Captain needs to eat to survive! Be on the lookout for plants which you can consume to regain your energy. Food items can have a variety of other effects, ranging from restoring health and increasing your dash length, to hallucinations. Explore your environment to find rare and beneficial items!

Battle Alien Monsters

The game features fast-paced lock-on combat. Dash around your foes, dodging their attacks. Use your trusty laser gun to blast away at your enemies, or conserve your ammo by punching and throwing rocks. You’ll be up against a variety of alien beings, including multiple boss fights.

Survival Mode

For those who want an extra challenge, there’s Survival Mode. Survival Mode removes checkpoints from the game, and also removes enemy and item respawning. This mode requires caution and careful item-use in order to make it through.

Space Captain McCallery - Episode 3: The Weaponmaster's Challenge on Steam