I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gambling

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gambling

Every so often a game comes along that revolutionizes a genre or gaming as a whole. This is one of those games.

With ICBING, there are no gimmicks, no bamboozles. No pre-order bonuses, no DLC, no map packs, nothing. Just a rich gaming experience. The moment you start the game you get right to it. You are greeted by your first challenge. The trashcan. All alone in a stunningly generated room with next gen graphics. From here the game changing design intuitively kicks in as you are greeted with a button. “Open Loot Box” After a few moments of taking in the beautifully generated trash can, I decide to take the plunge… I press the button. Upon the pressing of the button, the trashcan draws in closer and shakes… again… and once more as it erupts like a geyser. Emerging from this amazingly lifelike trash can is what can only be described as gifts from our one and only. Gaben. My rewards for embarking on the journey of clicking the button. To my amazement, it is equally beautifully generated additions for my trashcan. Different trash bags, trashcan lids, thrown out Trump protest signs. I can truly express my individuality through my very own unique and custom trashcan.

Real player with 329.4 hrs in game


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I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gambling is a parody of the ongoing dilemma of loot boxes within games, taking our hard earned money and rewarding us with the same item for the 50th time.

Pros:

-Joy of opening loot boxes and receiving absolute crap without the massive dent in your wallet.

-Not BF2, a simple game which does not have ridiculous DLC’s .

-It has Steam Achievements.

Cons:

-My joy for opening lootboxes has been killed now.

If you dislike playing for lootboxes, but still want to open them up then this is the game for you

Real player with 52.8 hrs in game

I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling on Steam

Aesthetic Melody

Aesthetic Melody

The game is hard and challenging.. Especially the ++ parts but with the soundtrack and all it’s a e s t h e t i c.

The only issue i had was the little stuttering effect (it’s VHS and all but it’s annoying especially while dodging stuff because you literally move an extra step etc. then restart…)

With all that in mind, i recommend the game and don’t forget to be patient !

Real player with 19.3 hrs in game


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this game is amazing, beautiful remake of nostalgic feeling game, i cant quite put my thumb on it, buuut its amazing, 10/10 for someone like adam, he made beautiful titles, and a game that makes me ragequit every 2 minutes but i ultimately come back because its so loveable

i do not however, like the bullets. that sh*t was annoying as hell

i ragequit through all the levels and had to take a break, but this game installed so fast and i love the acheivements and community market items

10/10 would recommend to your patient family member who likes old games,

Real player with 6.2 hrs in game

Aesthetic Melody on Steam

Bro, where’s My head???

Bro, where’s My head???

If you have ever played Zup & Oik series then you are not missing much. It’s basically the same concept. Although I do think this is an easier version of that game. It is a good place to start if you feel that some levels of “Zup & Oik” are sometimes hard to complete.

I recommend it to people who are starting out in these types of puzzle games and need time to adjust to the dynamic of the plays.

Overall, not a bad one in the bunch and a game that just about anybody can play.

5.8/10

Real player with 27.6 hrs in game


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Some people and myself included are problably fine with the fact that this game is a “Chocolate makes you happy” or even “Next” rip off in a way.

Despite the fact that it’s actually a pretty darn good one! It runs fine and it has a fun art style!

Many may not think so but looking past how simple “Bro where’s my head??” may be to some, you see complexity and creativity above all.

The road to victory presented in each level requires players to employ basic problem solving skills and rudimentary thinking.

Real player with 24.0 hrs in game

Bro, where's My head??? on Steam

Attack of the Gigant Zombie vs Unity chan

Attack of the Gigant Zombie vs Unity chan

The best game on the steam.

10/10 IGN.

Real player with 18.2 hrs in game

Unity chan best waifu

Real player with 5.6 hrs in game

Attack of the Gigant Zombie vs Unity chan on Steam

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gambling 2(K)

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gambling 2(K)

The float on the drop sucks and the minigames are a chore really - good try tho.

Also the spin is so damn slow that I just want to leave my computer alone while it clicks for me.

As a note, I enjoyed the previous installments of the franchise; but this one has too many waiting mechanics that I can’t get myself to play it.

Not worth the asking price for a idle clicker

Real player with 26.0 hrs in game

K so after finishing the game here is my Review comparing it to the first game!

Over all a bit of a let down i feel…

ill give a score and quick breakdown :)

(tldr)Score 6/10

+8 for the memes.

+1 Low Price.

+1 Nice Skin/Machine Textures.

+1 Chill Sound.

+1 Washed Hands.

-1 Lack of Machine types(3) compared to the boxes in the first game.

-1 No way of Knowing how many Spins have been Taken witch is also less content vs the first game which a LvL up per draw.

-1 Minigame was far to inconsistent and personally i found Boring but maybe I’m just a snake fan i guess XD

Real player with 20.2 hrs in game

I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling 2(K) on Steam

Steamulator 2019

Steamulator 2019

Disclosure: I’m friends with one of the conceptualizers of the game.

Enjoyable game for the price. Simplistic in nature but a generally addictive nature will make players want to keep coming back to the game. The game has you running your own Steam storefront where you have to monitor your stats to assure they aren’t too high or too low, otherwise its game over.

The game suffers from some bugs such as no matter what the event is, every time you swipe right on a card, your game count will increase by 1, even if the choice doesn’t involve publishing a game to Steam and the confusing stat adjustments made in correspondence with your decisions (how does accepting games have the same positive influence on developers as when you deny them?)

Real player with 3.0 hrs in game

Well I originally wrote a long rant about why I hate these devs after they’re first success that was half-decent, but then I realized I would probably get deleted for it, so here’s my attempt at a reasonable and constructive review for this game.

Don’t buy it, Reigns is better. Long story short, it just seems like a cash grab to me, as was their last game after the initial lootbox simulator success that was alright but probably not worth the cost. It’s a half baked concept they put a price on to cash in on. Or perhaps an attempt at a game inspired by games like reign that they gave up on either out of boredom or inability to manage to work out kinks and bugs. I would suggest Game Dev Tycoon or other similar rip offs if you’re looking for the steam-esque simulators. I have a degree in computer game development that I haven’t used in 3 years because I wasn’t a fan of it, so I have a basic understanding of how to make a game. If I bothered to do research I could probably make this myself for free. Anyway, not worth a look if you ask me, if you’re looking for anything from these guys, the only good thing is I can’t believe it’s not Gambling, the first one, not the second.

Real player with 1.0 hrs in game

Steamulator 2019 on Steam

Escape FishStop 3D

Escape FishStop 3D

เป็นเกมคณภาพที่สุดแห่งยุคแล้วครับ

Real player with 10.7 hrs in game

jail approve

Real player with 5.3 hrs in game

Escape FishStop 3D on Steam

Cookie Clicker

“Ultimately, the cookie economy is not designed to help people. It just makes cookies. Like a virus or a tumor. Its nature is to exploit everything around it for its own expansion. Grandmas, banks, temples, every part of life is perverted to serve the purpose of the economy. Nothing is too sacred to be sacrificed on its altar. And for what? What’s the point of a massive, global economy, if it fails to protect the elderly and the vulnerable? Even those with the most cookies don’t really benefit from the system. Past a certain level of wealth, you can never spend that many cookies. And it’s not like the game ever ends. You cannot “win” Cookie Clicker. You just keep making cookies until you stop or you die. You just hoarding cookies for its own sake. It’s not really about the cookies, it’s about the accumulation. Getting more. You could be collecting any meaningless number: points.. subscribers… small, green pieces of paper… past a certain point you just making a number go up.

Real player with 2202.0 hrs in game

Cookie Clicker is a bizarre game and one that makes me wish that Steam had something better than a binary Yes/No review system, as this game can probably work well for some people but horribly for others. I have tried to keep this review as short as possible, but with enough depth to let you know whether this game could be for you.

The idea that idle games can form some sort of critique of modern games (especially with RPG elements increasingly commonplace) is well-worn and incredibly applicable to Cookie Clicker, and whilst some idle games have started charging for in-game purchases, Cookie Clicker is admirably devoid of them. The real question for someone approaching this is whether what Cookie Clicker does is subversive enough to warrant putting time into it at all.

Real player with 836.1 hrs in game

Cookie Clicker on Steam

Kukoro: Stream chat games

Kukoro: Stream chat games

Been enjoying the game so far. Players beware this is an early access game. So there’s still much room for improvement.

I’d love to see it grow from here as there’s much fun to be had in stream chat games.

So far, some games are much more enjoyable and intuitive than others.

The sniper game seems way too hard for the streamer to win. The ways to scan players are not very clear to me.

Perfect Warrior seems a bit pointless as an endless game. Could use a few extra features to make it more enjoyable (powers, random items,…)

Real player with 388.7 hrs in game

Most of my time is just idling in training, but it’s fun when you can actually get someone to play it with. Most game modes are fun and they definitely need to add more RP ones, they’re the most entertaining.

My biggest issue is that the character art doesn’t really match the backgrounds and I don’t really like it in general. However, they do it really well and there are a ton of fun skins to use.

I think they really need to make the game client more useful for non-streamers and add some more interactivity with it instead of just something that runs in the background while you watch the stream. Having to use a game key to view statuses (werewolf, etc.) is pretty annoying. Also it should be clarified more that you don’t login to the service to play with a streamer. It took me a while to figure out that’s the reason my skins/emotes weren’t updating on the stream.

Real player with 293.7 hrs in game

Kukoro: Stream chat games on Steam

Angry Putin

Angry Putin

Angry Putin feels like a low budget, extremely short version of GTA Russia - if Putin was the lead character that is…If you want to get drunk on VOTKA, VOTKA, VOTKA, beat people up fairly brutally and dance for 10-15 minutes for less than £1 then this will fill that void in your life.

Genuinely rather satisfying despite being rather basic and short. For less than £1 I think it’s worth it!

Check out my gameplay video right here: https://youtu.be/joL-yfH0Zt4

NOTE: I received this game for free.

Real player with 0.4 hrs in game

overall 10 Putin’s out of 10 would recommend to anyone who juants to become like president Putin the greatest man to ever live

Real player with 0.3 hrs in game

Angry Putin on Steam