Steamulator 2019

Steamulator 2019

Disclosure: I’m friends with one of the conceptualizers of the game.

Enjoyable game for the price. Simplistic in nature but a generally addictive nature will make players want to keep coming back to the game. The game has you running your own Steam storefront where you have to monitor your stats to assure they aren’t too high or too low, otherwise its game over.

The game suffers from some bugs such as no matter what the event is, every time you swipe right on a card, your game count will increase by 1, even if the choice doesn’t involve publishing a game to Steam and the confusing stat adjustments made in correspondence with your decisions (how does accepting games have the same positive influence on developers as when you deny them?)

Real player with 3.0 hrs in game


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Well I originally wrote a long rant about why I hate these devs after they’re first success that was half-decent, but then I realized I would probably get deleted for it, so here’s my attempt at a reasonable and constructive review for this game.

Don’t buy it, Reigns is better. Long story short, it just seems like a cash grab to me, as was their last game after the initial lootbox simulator success that was alright but probably not worth the cost. It’s a half baked concept they put a price on to cash in on. Or perhaps an attempt at a game inspired by games like reign that they gave up on either out of boredom or inability to manage to work out kinks and bugs. I would suggest Game Dev Tycoon or other similar rip offs if you’re looking for the steam-esque simulators. I have a degree in computer game development that I haven’t used in 3 years because I wasn’t a fan of it, so I have a basic understanding of how to make a game. If I bothered to do research I could probably make this myself for free. Anyway, not worth a look if you ask me, if you’re looking for anything from these guys, the only good thing is I can’t believe it’s not Gambling, the first one, not the second.

Real player with 1.0 hrs in game

Steamulator 2019 on Steam

Choose for ME

Choose for ME

Choose for ME belongs to the “Puzzle Drama” genre, in which the player will find himself at the center of an exciting story told as in a movie.

  • Help Mads to shed light on his memory and reconstruct the moments that marked his life… and the development of his video game

  • Live this emotional journey and discover the truth solving puzzles and riddles

  • Get carried away by the psychological flow and explore Mads' mind


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Choose for ME on Steam

Artemis

Artemis

Review at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmZKPozT1Hk

I’m sorry to say that this game is very unimpressive, regardless it being free. The instructions are on the steam page if you wish to find out how to play, therefore it jumps you right into the game. There is sooooo much wasted empty space. The matching eggs and so forth can easily be put into a simple smaller grid. The description describes like you can compete against someone, but If you can, I have no idea.

Real player with 0.6 hrs in game


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Artemis on Steam

Monkey Split

Monkey Split

Literally a bitcoin miner, this game is awful. I have 4 hours on the game because after the 10 minutes i played it and got off it was still somehow running but didn’t show up on task manager. My friends mic and mouse broke from this game and i obtained crippling depression from this pos game.

Real player with 4.6 hrs in game

big fan of da game, i play dis game, no depresiono

now server die after i play one game the

no good, no good at all

not enough game time

i no happy

i depressiono

if u no fix

i suicide

fix da game

i bouught a funny funny hat in da game

cant quit

pls

i dont want depressiono

Real player with 1.9 hrs in game

Monkey Split on Steam