Math Fun
I’m a massive Math Fun fan. I loved the hell out of the Math Fun remake, thought they kept it 90% faithful but the stuff they changed made sense for a modern take on an old classic. That said, Math Fun is my favorite in the entire franchise for a number of reasons. Despite Math Fun taking the blame for kicking the MF series into action, I thought it was a nice mixture of horror, drama and action that traumatized me as a kid and continues to entertain me as an adult. I have almost the whole script memorized, I know how to speedrun it, I loved the Mercenaries mode which had you strategically race through the city on a 10-minute timer that gets longer for every enemy kill, every dodge, and every civilian rescued, with 4 characters to play as that have different weapon arsenals.
– Real player with 2169.1 hrs in game
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I ain’t tryna
I ain’t tryna
I ain’t tryna
Yeah, ain’t tryna be cool like you
Wobblin' around in your high-heeled shoes
I’m clumsy, made friends with the floor
Two for one, you know a bitch buy four
And two left feet, you know I always drop
First thing a girl did was a bop
I’m the whole damn cake and the cherry on top
Shook up the bottom, made a good girl pop
You ain’t even here to party
Ken in the club tryna pipe a Barbie
I don’t wanna go, go, go with the flow
Back-bend ‘til I touch my toes
I don’t wanna row, row, row the boat
– Real player with 16.6 hrs in game
Degenerate Souls
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– Real player with 1.0 hrs in game
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“Degenerate Souls” is typical Game Guru game - long loading times, default menu (look and music), same HUD.
Gameplay is exactly the same as other games and maybe even worse because of animations and lack of ambient sounds (well, we’re in forest and no bird chirping?)
You get killed pretty easily and it’s easy to avoid being killed, but it’s just more time consuming.
There is no zoom to aim remote enemies - and they can shoot you quite easily… (some of having instakilling weapons).
I don’t feel like there is much to say - it’s just working garbage.
– Real player with 0.1 hrs in game
Ukrainian ball in search of gas
Ukrainian ball in search of gas is fascinating tale of confidence, faith and discovery, this fully open world, adventure, indie, simulation has you following the protagonist around a gorgeous world in search of the precious fossil fuel, gas.
Before we go any further, this review will contain small spoilers, I am just breaking down the main story and gameplay, so this really shouldn’t impact any of your gameplay of this astounding game. Also the you may have already read the “About This Game” section, this was clearly written before the famous 1.7.3 update, as since then they had to change the story a bit as the main investors were not massive fans. I think it got changed for the better, this new story was and is a lot better than the previous, I have played both and I will be going through the newer version today.
– Real player with 6207.4 hrs in game
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This game is the most emotional and graphic game that has ever been created, it has such amazing graphics that no one has ever been able to play on the ultra-quality, which happens to be better than the real worlds looks. In about 20 years time this game will still be the most graphical game ever. Not only that but the gameplay is truly inspiring and emotional I have already cried so much I have run out of tears. This game has also inspired me to become the best I can be and has finally made me find my purpose in life. This game has changed me for the better and can change you too if you let it. This game is also has endless story so you will never run out of anything to do in this game. You also get to go on an amazing back story through his evolution and how he became a ball, and was abandoned by his wife, daughter, friends and other family. You also get to go on an amazing quest to find your daughter later to save her from the Ukrainian government who is trying to change her into a ball as well, you will get to fight your way through them for hours to try to save your daughter from the same fate. There is also amazing side quests where you get to help the civilians of Ukraine whose lives have been ruined by the government. Apart from the story and graphics this game also had amazing controls, there so simple yet so complicated, they are the perfect type of controls you could ever want. You get all of this in the game for the small price of $1.50, for everything you get in the game that is probably the most amazing deal in existence, you wont ever run into a better deal than that, wow. This game has also made me realize that I needed to improve my life. Before this game I was a heavy drinker and took drugs constantly, I would have probably died before the month finished. But god came down to me and bestowed me upon this amazing game, I bought it and I now couldn’t ask for a better life. I have a beautiful wife and two baby girls. I have an amazing house and now earn over $200, 000 a year, I also haven’t touched any of that stuff since I got the game. This is the best game in existence. Spoiler you can have sex in this game, very detailed.
– Real player with 207.3 hrs in game
Wild Animal Sports Day
I got the priveledge of beta testing this masterpiece of a game made by the one and only Paul Bird. It’s a bit more difficult than WAR, but it brings some new movies and mechanics to the game. Such as a “campaign mode” type thing and cutscenes. But if you want the better ending, prepare to train long and hard. its no easy task.
– Real player with 5.6 hrs in game
The sheer threat that the presence of King Croc imposes, can easily shake even the most experienced horror game enjoyer to his/her core. On top of this amazing atmosphere, the combat also rivals the likes of Bloodborne, Mortal Combat and even Chess. All of this taken into consideration, and even dismissing some of the aspects of this game since there are so many, I find Wild Animal Sports day to be one of the best experiences steam has to offer, and it an understatement to call it a worthy successor to Wild Animal Racing.
– Real player with 5.5 hrs in game
Disney•Pixar Cars Mater-National Championship
So… almost two years later, and I’m reviewing the second game in the Cars video game series (shhhhhh Radiator Springs Adventures never happened SHHHHHHH). Let’s go.
A year later after releasing Cars: The Video Game and Rainbow Studios, after technically developing two versions of the same game (I’d say three, but Incinerator Studios made the Wii version of the first game), were at it again with an entirely new game acting as said first game’s sequel. How did it turn out?… Mixed, to say the least. Let me explain.
– Real player with 1344.7 hrs in game
I cannot even begin to express my gratitude towards this video game. This video game has gotten me through the toughest times in my life. This video game helped me get a girlfriend. This video game was the missing piece in my life.
Back on one day in 2007 or 8, I played this game for the very first time on my dads computer. With the original disk. I distinctively remember letting out the biggest fart in the entire world. It didnt end up being just a fart though. It was a massive shit. I then became lost and could not play the game due to lack of interest, and the big life goals of finishing kindergarten and starting first grade.
– Real player with 198.3 hrs in game
Rage Wars
Let me start by saying you would be hard pressed to find a game as good as rage wars out there on the market right now. The only thing that can even come close is The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, and even then it’s still a clear second place. This game has consumed my life and I know for a fact that it will consume yours if you give it a chance.
Pros:
Cheap- The 1 dollar price tag is nothing. That’s the cost of a hamburger from mcdonalds. Needless to say you CAN afford this game.
Visuals- The visuals offered by this game are nothing short of stunning. From the city to the park, and even the school. They’re sure to immerse you in the world of rage comics.
– Real player with 1232.0 hrs in game
Make game about old internet memes
Wait a few years
Trollface becomes popular again
Wait for Steam to introduce point shop
Add trollface emote to point shop
They need to buy your game to get the emote
They buy it for the trollface
NOVEMBER 18, 2016 - THE “I DID IT FOR THE TROLLFACE” INCIDENT
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– Real player with 12.4 hrs in game
Disney•Pixar Cars: Radiator Springs Adventures
I give this game a mixed review cause Steam doesn’t bother to add an Mixed option when reviewing a game.
Anyway,this game is not bad but not good either,just some types of minigames that you can find on browser games.
Yeah,I think that this game should had been a browser game.
I only recommend to play this if you are bored of the other games from your library.
6/10
– Real player with 32.8 hrs in game
The game is not worth your money and the main part of the game can be completed in an evening, but if you want to pass the game 100% have to kill a lot of time
– Real player with 17.2 hrs in game
Bad Rats Show
I got this game while I was in still living with my roommate, Joey. He was a bit of a spazz, due to his autism but, my cousin was like that and I could deal. We lived together for about 2 years, and nothing really went wrong. He did fine, socially, and so did I. On like the last day I was gonna be living there, in a drunken haze with a few of my friends that we decided to do a really shitty prank of sorts on him. Basically, my friend Rashawn had a rat infestation go on and he decided to save the rat corpses to just throw them on someone and we decided it would be funny to do it then on Joey. Joey was out doing some project or just chilling with friends, idk. He’d usually just chill with the people in art school. We just hid in the house, he got home a bit earlier than usual so we had to improvise and just hide in a closet or two and wait for him to get to his room and spring our trap. After waitin a bit, we came out of the closet to see him playing some game on the computer, it was perfect. We crept forward and just dumped the rats on him, then proceded to jump around screaming “WAKA FLOCKA, WAKA FLOCKA, WAKA FLOCKA, WAKA FLOCKA, WAKA FLOCKA FLAME BRIIIIIIIIIIIIICCKKKKSQQQQQQQUAAAAAAAAADDDDDD.”
– Real player with 26.0 hrs in game
I’m sure if you’ve looking at this particular store page you have already know that Bad Rats Show is in fact a very bad game. You’ve looked at all the people who have played it for 20 minutes and had a nice chuckle at all the funny anecdotes on how broken and ugly this game is.
This review however will be in fact an actual review of this game judging it’s merits and faults.
For those unaware of the history of this franchise Bad Rats is a notorious game on Steam that became the joke of many users. Often during Steam Sales or even at full price people will buy this game in bulk and send to all there friends as a “gift”. Of course anyone who would actually play Bad Rats will almost immediately realize the extremely low quality, terrible performance and awful graphics. Now because of the huge amounts of sales this game have gain due to this little inside joke the developers of Bad Rats decided to bless us with it’s sequel: Bad Rats Show.
– Real player with 16.7 hrs in game
Disney’s Chicken Little: Ace in Action
3rd person shooter. You also can fly and run a tank.
Music is nice. Cutscenes are nice (but low resolution and not fuillscreen - neither is the game itself).
Controls are good, few glitches, no bugs.
An enjoyable 7 hour experience which is not that hard and has a quite linearly (not completely) increasing difficulty curve.
If it´s on sale: WTB - Worth To Buy
– Real player with 7.9 hrs in game
This was surprisingly fun to play. I really don’t care about the Chicken Little franchise but ended up playing this game with my daughter on the Wii and found it quite fun. It is basically a 3rd person shooter with lots of unlockables and replayable levels. You get to play as someone on the ground, as a tank, and as a starfighter. Lots of varied enemies and levels. Never seemed to be repetitive. So glad to find it here on steam. I was worried as the gameplay was super fun with the Wii controllers but I have found it even more fun with keyboard and mouse on the PC. Highly recommend this game. It is just surprisingly fun.
– Real player with 6.1 hrs in game
Object N
It’s FREE! …but, you get what you pay for.
I gave this a thumbs up only because it’s free…. ONLY. Because. it’s. Free.
I wanted to like this, especially since many people compared it to Half-Life, but …..
Half-Life is worlds better….Alternate Dimensions better, even.
This is more of a “Half-LIE”
or
“Half of A Half of a Half-Life” (One-Eighth-Life?)
or
a “I wish I had the 5-hours I played back so I could play Half-Life”…… kinda game.
This is NOT Half-Life, sorry….it’s not even close. There’s no explanation as to who you are or where, and no chattering scientists making foolish decisions as you listen in. You’re in some big industrial complex with zombies that attack you and non-zombie soldiers that (surprise) attack you. No aliens or mutants (unless you count the zombies) or anything that’s really interesting at all. Soldiers just say they spotted you and start shooting.
– Real player with 5.1 hrs in game
DEFINETLY WORTH PLAYING! Starting off, I would like to say that the game is short, it’s about half an hour, or an hour long depending on you. The game doesn’t really tell a story, but it’s an amazing 90’s style shooter, that brings back memories to me, back to when I wasn’t even born. The game’s got this nostalgic feeling to it, and I love it. The game is honestly more fun to play multiplayer, because of it’s wonky movements, and game style. I’d love to see further updates to this game.
– Real player with 2.8 hrs in game