My Name is Mayo 2
best thing since “my name is mayo”, the first installment. i laughed, i cried, i got aroused. the layout for the story is a lot easier to follow. it was a bit of an emotional roller coaster. hours of entertainment while still remaining relaxing. and that finally was awe inspiring. for those that didn’t like it is either broken or was playing the wrong game. would absolutely recommend to anyone that enjoys clicking mayo and mayo similar items. all thats missing is the multiplayer.
– Real player with 12.8 hrs in game
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I highly recommend My Name is Mayo 2. It’s a griping story of love self discovery facts that will blow your mind. Best of all the return of Mayo. If you love Mayo and just can’t get enough of it. You need to buy this now. Don’t have money beg someone anyone so you can get your Mayo fix!!! Everything is going to hell anyway . Get mayo to save your day !!! Oh mayo why did it take you so long to return?? I can die in peace now that mayo has come back!!!!
– Real player with 1.8 hrs in game
Cactus Simulator - Bofete Stories
How is the game?
How much times in your life you wanted to touch or aggressively squeeze a cactus? If you wanted to squeeze it you probably wished pain, go search for a specialist, plz…
Anyway…this game gives you the opportunity to click in a cactus. No pain, no worries, just non stopping clicks and gives you uncommon stories as reward
Cactus?
Yes. Cactus.
Where?
The Bofetes Island is a new world Pangea. Delivered by animals of various species over the centuries, all the island suffered great structural thumps after the animal great war, in which the monkeys was extincted, the moles suffered gentrification and the fishes declared cold war. Despite that, at momento Bofetes is a pacific Island, although with tension and an indescritible vibe although I am trying to describe. The Island is composed by various cities with Bofete names: Great Bofete, Little Bofete, West Bofete, Bofete way, Deep Bofete (You understood)… and also has Biru-Biru and Rachlov that are emancipated. This incredible local is the house of our cactuses, the main botanic cultivation in this world and the houses of our simples partners.
Alone?
This act follow Sandra, the party llama; Carlos, the wandering mole beggar and Joaquim, a Racoon that is curiously playing a game very similar to this in his Vatari. We achieved to documentate a bit of their lives after the last CENSUS, realized in the Bofetes Island.
Why?
Because you probably has free time to spend and want to do something that don’t request much mental effort. Your fingers will feel some pain but that’s all.
Features
- Discover the stories of the Bofetes Island
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3 cute cactus species with peculiar owners.
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Achievments for you to unlock clicking or using an auto-clicker (we know).
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Click all you want without hurting your fingers, your assistant will wear gloves and no animal was was injured to make this game.
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Learn ( if we can call this a learning process) about cactus and their life.
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Steam cloud save
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Football Academy Clicker
This game gave me the feeling of a complete football player upgrading and training game. In addition, you can easily see which features you need to improve in which position your player. The matches are never boring and you don’t struggle with tactics, it all depends on the skill of your players. A clicker game where you can spend long hours and make you want to play more with each upgrade you get.
– Real player with 2.3 hrs in game
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If you want to create your dream team with specific features like; editing player names, increasing team-players attributes etc. this game great for it! You can enjoy trying to upgrade the stadium, training ground and much more…
– Real player with 1.5 hrs in game
Progress Bar Simulator
5 Minutes “gameplay” but 1000 hours of grinding. There is really no reason to buy this game, since you’re ending up with using autoclickers or some idiotic shit like that anyway at some point.
I get it, this game is a joke. But there is nothing clever about it. No stunning secret or anything that would surprise you. It’s literally just hammering the keyboard to watch loading screens. In fact, it’s a mess. Except for the idea of having loading screens there is not even ONE good idea that went into this game. It’s trash and a waste of time, nothing else.
– Real player with 42.2 hrs in game
This is a bit of an oddball of a game. The game itself is pressing a button to increment through various historical loading bar screens. If you were born before 1990 you’ll recognize most of them. But to me, past the novelty of running through the progress bars a few times, most of the “game” is meta in order to get the achievements. I ended up using AHK to complete several. Some were through figuring out the console commands or other in-game tricks.
Ultimately I was torn how to rate this game, and gave a thumbs up, but barely. If you were born after 1990, you won’t get half the progress bars most likely, and the game won’t mean as much to you.
– Real player with 24.0 hrs in game
Trump VS Covid: Save The World Clicker
This game sucks and borderline unplayable. The mechanics don’t work and instead of fixing his game he just release PAID DLC cheats that speed everything up with the most expensive being $20~ AUD. RIDICULOUS! AVOID!
– Real player with 2114.1 hrs in game
A clicker game that states, “You won’t stuck waiting for more income. There is always something you can build or upgrade” …that punishes you for clicking, by throttling/stopping your income if you click too much?
…and even when your income is coming in, there is definitely not always something to do.
The game is what it is, which isn’t all bad, but the more I reread the description, the more I ask myself…why state things that just aren’t true?
Also…no window mode? Sigh
– Real player with 1374.6 hrs in game
Bunny Park
It’s a simple clicker/idle game, but a very soothing and cute one. Really good for zoning out after a bad day. The point is less to optimise resources (since you hit a point of having enough currency for whatever you want relatively early) and more to decorate your park and collect the bunnies over time. So while there isn’t a ton to do other than decorate and marvel, that’s its selling point, in my opinion.
The dev updates every few months with cute seasonal decorations as well, which is to be commended. You can put Santa hats on your bunnies in the Northern Hemisphere winter, for example. :)
– Real player with 7.4 hrs in game
Summary
Game Information
| 📦 Active Development? | ✅ Yes, recent activity |
| ⏱️ How Long to Beat | Main Story: 4 Hours
Main + Extra: –
Completionist: 4½ Hours |
| 🤓 SteamDB Score |
– Real player with 7.0 hrs in game
Cell to Singularity - Evolution Never Ends
Great concept, would be awesome if you incorporate an alternative path/root system,
that as a golden spiral (going right) whose growth factor is φ, ‘The Golden Ratio’.
This would make is as you are traveling through time and space,
you can use that filter effect to blur out the cells/paths away from your point of view,
thus at times re-create that ‘miniature effect’ on screen (that would be cool, no?).
Also having the ability to go backwards, like an “undo button” that you could add to the daily drops (go up to 3 cells back in time, but keep 10% of the credits)…..anyway,
– Real player with 1068.4 hrs in game
Playing with the Early Access version:
If you play this game actively, you’re asking for repetitive stress injuries, since the primary means of gathering resources is repetitive clicking. The numbers end up truly ridiculous, too. Without even leaving the stone age, there are things that cost trillions of a resource. It runs fine in the background, though, so you can leave the (jaunty, pleasant) music on while you do other things and come back to it when you need a break from those other things.
– Real player with 654.7 hrs in game
Hodl Simulator
RIDE WIFE, LIFE GOOD
WIFFE FIGHT BAK, KILL WIFE,
WIFE GONE, THINK ABOUT WIFE
REGRET
– Real player with 3.3 hrs in game
the achievements are broken for stock mode and it says my highest score is “infinity”
– Real player with 1.5 hrs in game
Incremental Cubes
At this time I feel like you should probably not get this game.
Quick notes:
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The game is free, but you should be warned that the game is still buggy and the balance is out of whack.
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Also not very obvious in the video or description is that while the game is free, there is an in-game store where you can purchase stuff like temporary speed boosts, extra slots, and permanent upgrades to the game speed. You aren’t explicitly forced to buy anything and there is a daily bonus that can give you a bit of the in-game currency, but it’s random and even with the best luck (always getting the 3% chance reward) it would take 10 days to get anything really worthwhile.
– Real player with 272.9 hrs in game
Most recent update destroyed the game. In discord the Developer said;
“[v 1.0.7 “Hot Fix”]
Offline bonuses and helper updates
Adjusted to reset the original maximum value on prestige.”
These “helper updates” have caused people to no longer progress in the game at a reasonable rate. Game is now in a dire need of rebalancing. game is currently UNPLAYABLE as of November 22nd 2021. I will not be playing anymore. I will consider my $10 that I paid for the “starter pack” a “cost” of trying out this game. I do NOT recommend to anyone who likes Idle or Incremental games.
– Real player with 212.9 hrs in game
Russian Life Simulator
I do not precisely know what’s the best point to watch upon this game.
Do you like achievements? Ten minutes, maybe twenty, no more. You have just to visit all the locations - no, it’s not that big - and purchase the costumes, do the voting thing and just keep on watching your autoclicker do its job.
The Italian translation is one of the best I saw here on Steam. Every single time I wonder about who and how makes these translation. It’s simply awesome.
We have literally to “accumulare il ritiro dalla nascita”. Which means something like “accumulate the retreat from the beginning”. This seems more of an Italian war simulator, you know, we usually begin to think about switching sides before even starting the conflict. But probably something got lost in translation - maybe “retirement” in English, which translates to “pensionamento” in Italian? I don’t really know how one should be supposed to retreat since he’s born.. =P
– Real player with 135.4 hrs in game
6 months ago my life was a mess. My wife was going to leave me, my kids hated me, and I was just fired from my job. I was at a massive down point in life. I read other reviews on this game on Steam called “Russian Life Simulator”. I read that it was life-changing. I decided to purchase it during the summer sale and give it a try. Immediately after playing I had noticed that my wife wanted to engage with me more. My kids wanted to play catch all the time, and I got my job back plus a promotion and a raise! I am now CEO of a massive company. I have nothing to thank but this game, and Putin. My life has been completely changed, and this game is to thank for that. It is a simple game, but the most addictive game I have ever played. I even got all achievements in the game. Don’t believe me? Look at my profile! I have spent 11 hours as of now playing this game every time I get the chance when I am not being CEO of my company. No…. OUR company. I am moving our headquarters to Russia. This game saved me.
– Real player with 11.3 hrs in game