The Most Boring Life Ever

The Most Boring Life Ever

a life sim, a clicker, I enjoyed experiencing 100 days and now my mind is numb… the music is very nice.

Real player with 2.2 hrs in game


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This.Is.Amazing.

To A Lot Of People This Just Looks Like A Cheap Game Just Trying To Scam You For You’re Money, But It Isn’t.

This Game Has A Story, A Story That You Get To Create In You’re Mind. This Game Is Deeper Than You Think, Sure It Repeats Quotes Some Days. Sure It Has “Default” Graphics. Sure, All You Do Is Press The Space Bar To Play. Sure It Seems To Have No Point, It SEEMS To Have No Point. But It’s One Of The Many Good Little Things People Overlook. The Game DOES Have A Meaning. What Is The Meaning? You Ask. Are You Lying To Me? You Ask. Are You 100% SURE? You Ask. All Yes.

Real player with 0.7 hrs in game

The Most Boring Life Ever on Steam

Akin Vol 2

Akin Vol 2

This is honestly a pretty great game. I got it fairly cheap off the groupees sale bundle, but it is definitely worth the $3.00

It’d be awesome if you guys invested time into making a map creator aswell that let you download to the maps as .level files when you finish making them and share them on the workshop. But honestly, its still worth every penny and as a fellow developer, I’m very impressed with how well pollished this is. The one other thing I’d like to request is making the animations a bit more dramatic. It’s really satisfying to see the small stuff. Like when you highlight over a button, it should sparkle up or something. And simply adding a block should have a slight shake to the screen. The small things like that make the experience much more interactive and really pull you into the game. But for the games price and how much it has to offer. Even as a game collector, I’d highly reccomend playing it. It’s very fun and challanging and something to do when your bored or when your about to go to sleep and need a mind numbing puzzle game to keep you’re brain active. Really well done and I look forward to seeing more from you guys, perhaps some update ;)

Real player with 41.0 hrs in game


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Real player with 5.6 hrs in game

Akin Vol 2 on Steam

Click Space Miner 2

Click Space Miner 2

This game has absolutely nothing to offer in terms of gameplay, entertainment, satisfaction, rewards or achievements.

13 hours of my time wasted.

Game has no instructions and nothing to indicate what any of the icons on the screen are for. There are no bonuses for reaching any levels. I got everything to level 200 and there was nothing at all to show i had achieved anything at all. Ok so i unlocked a bunch of achievements but there was no rewards for anything. Upgrading the “buildings” seems to do nothing. I would have expected that having everything at level 200 would be some kind of awesome feat… but in this game obviously it’s not. I could see NO indication that upgrading anything actually contributed to increasing the “money” earned in game.

Real player with 13.0 hrs in game


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I couldn’t put my review on deluxe DLC so I do it here:

The main is a generic clicker with some annoying ads, but it is f2p with achievements. So I gave it a go. Even the lack of stability, the no explanation, no story I still bought the Deluxe Edition DLC for the promised no-ads (yet they are still present) and for the more achievements. Maybe they are unlockable, but I wouldn’t know. Everytime I want to buy an upgrade a script error appears. Despite the saved files, I lost my progress..

Real player with 12.1 hrs in game

Click Space Miner 2 on Steam

Factorybelts 2

Factorybelts 2

I tried it out. I think it is a fun little game. I love games like this but, As of now there really isn’t enough direction I guess. Cant turn the music off, the mouse pointer covers up the description of the parts you need to put down. just small things. But I did refund but will keep my eye on this game for updates and improvements. I think if they work on it, it could be a really good game.

Real player with 0.6 hrs in game

Factorybelts 2 on Steam

Cute Honey 3

Cute Honey 3

TLDR at the bottom just above the aheago face

This review will be sectioned into 3 main parts each of which I will give a rating then breakdown why my I think that way. Some backstory on who I am, I am an avid Cute Honey player, and have played through all the previous games with 100% completion. I have enjoyed the series well before the second installment and continue to enjoy the franchise.

UI/Visual Elements 7/10

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I give the visual elements 7 triangles out of 10 because of four things. My first problem is that the new buttons(Restart, Skip, Help) are drawn in a more ‘homebew’ style making it hard to tell what the restart button is at first glance, which is a step down from the previous installments. My second problem with the game is the drawing substance that will henceforth be called the coom. The coom in Cute Honey 1-2 is thin and allows for tighter more precise shapes and added creativity as there are more complex shapes can be drawn. However in Cute Honey 3 the coom is girthier and more pixilated. The coom in the trailer is shown as normal, but ingame it is girthier so it might be a glitch(if its patched I will change this review). My third problem is many of the elements are much lower res compared to many of the other assets and look out of place, for example in the “menu” there are side Flairs that are low res compared to the characters and their borders. This segways well into my fourth and last problem, and that is the lack of a clear menu. The main menu, if it can be called that, is two pictures of the two main girls that’s it. no text, nothing. Overall the visual aspects are a step down from the previous games in both clarity and appeal.

Real player with 29.4 hrs in game

I have made my peace

I have seen the best Mommy Milkers that life has to offer, my life is complete

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Real player with 9.6 hrs in game

Cute Honey 3 on Steam

Oik 3

Oik 3

This just came out of the “Steam is Learning” phase and the devs upped the achieves to 5000.

This is part of the reason why “Steam is Learningj” was implemented in the first place, to stop devs/games from spamming achieves.

Edit: I was informed by the dev that this game was released before Steam implemented its “steam is learning” protocol, which this behavior, ironically, is why “Steam is Learning” was even created in the first place! O.o

Keep it up and Steam will find a way to cut you guys down some more and ruin it for others who are doing the right thing.

Real player with 6.1 hrs in game

Games such as Minecraft, Dark Souls, or Assassin’s Creed mechanics are so good they can be copied and improved upon. I wouldn’t class Zup as a game changer though. The first game was fun, because it was something we hadn’t seen before, but once you got to terms with the game, every other Zup/Oik title since then has been the same thing, as far as gameplay and graphics are concerned. Adding a portal or making it possible to reverse the gravity isn’t going to change the fact that this style of gameplay is going nowhere real quick.

Real player with 4.6 hrs in game

Oik 3 on Steam