My Name is Mayo
It is now 2018, and this game has not failed to continue to amaze me, i’m blow away on how this Complex game sucked me back into it’s loving grasp again and again, THIS GAME Is already game of the year and it only being one bloody day as i said before this game has a strong story, strong character’s a unexpected plot twist, it’s a real tear jerker, everything about this is truely amazing and i will alway’s come back to this one godly game. This should be everywhere on the radio, new’s, paper’s EVERYWHERE. You cannot look me right in the cock eyed and tell me this game is truely not amazing in everyway shape and god damn form, if so you have no idea what gaming is and you don’t even have a braincell in your body. it make’s me sad that people can see this wonderful game and enjoy everything for what it is, this is a instant classic and no one can say otherwise no other game that will come out this year will ever beat this master work, If you have not bought this game You need to right now.
– Real player with 51.0 hrs in game
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My Name is Mayo
Score: 7.5 / 10
Instructions:
1. Pick a story Arc
2. Stick your finger on the Mayonnaise Jar
3. Auto click until the Achievement appears
4. If Total Achievements = 50 then End
5. Otherwise goto 1.
This was fun for just 1 hour and 10 000 ‘clicks’. Upbeat music in that 1950s cartoon orchestral style accompanies a Jar of Mayonnaise in 4 coming of age stories.
The novelty factor has worn off and I am not certain that I would buy another ‘clicker’ game. Did someone say this should have been free?
– Real player with 4.4 hrs in game
Incel Clicker
Good game wher every soliders life matters and where you need to micromanage every one of your men to achieve victory best played with friends AI does exsist in the game but its rather lacking and so can the AI in your individual units bee ther areerrer alllot!!!! of good mods with change the game to what feels like a completely new one!! YOu sold gett this whit friends and you wold have allottt of fun bajs rumpa!!
– Real player with 1.0 hrs in game
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– Real player with 0.6 hrs in game
Russian Life Simulator
I do not precisely know what’s the best point to watch upon this game.
Do you like achievements? Ten minutes, maybe twenty, no more. You have just to visit all the locations - no, it’s not that big - and purchase the costumes, do the voting thing and just keep on watching your autoclicker do its job.
The Italian translation is one of the best I saw here on Steam. Every single time I wonder about who and how makes these translation. It’s simply awesome.
We have literally to “accumulare il ritiro dalla nascita”. Which means something like “accumulate the retreat from the beginning”. This seems more of an Italian war simulator, you know, we usually begin to think about switching sides before even starting the conflict. But probably something got lost in translation - maybe “retirement” in English, which translates to “pensionamento” in Italian? I don’t really know how one should be supposed to retreat since he’s born.. =P
– Real player with 135.4 hrs in game
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6 months ago my life was a mess. My wife was going to leave me, my kids hated me, and I was just fired from my job. I was at a massive down point in life. I read other reviews on this game on Steam called “Russian Life Simulator”. I read that it was life-changing. I decided to purchase it during the summer sale and give it a try. Immediately after playing I had noticed that my wife wanted to engage with me more. My kids wanted to play catch all the time, and I got my job back plus a promotion and a raise! I am now CEO of a massive company. I have nothing to thank but this game, and Putin. My life has been completely changed, and this game is to thank for that. It is a simple game, but the most addictive game I have ever played. I even got all achievements in the game. Don’t believe me? Look at my profile! I have spent 11 hours as of now playing this game every time I get the chance when I am not being CEO of my company. No…. OUR company. I am moving our headquarters to Russia. This game saved me.
– Real player with 11.3 hrs in game
Cactus Simulator - Bofete Stories
How is the game?
How much times in your life you wanted to touch or aggressively squeeze a cactus? If you wanted to squeeze it you probably wished pain, go search for a specialist, plz…
Anyway…this game gives you the opportunity to click in a cactus. No pain, no worries, just non stopping clicks and gives you uncommon stories as reward
Cactus?
Yes. Cactus.
Where?
The Bofetes Island is a new world Pangea. Delivered by animals of various species over the centuries, all the island suffered great structural thumps after the animal great war, in which the monkeys was extincted, the moles suffered gentrification and the fishes declared cold war. Despite that, at momento Bofetes is a pacific Island, although with tension and an indescritible vibe although I am trying to describe. The Island is composed by various cities with Bofete names: Great Bofete, Little Bofete, West Bofete, Bofete way, Deep Bofete (You understood)… and also has Biru-Biru and Rachlov that are emancipated. This incredible local is the house of our cactuses, the main botanic cultivation in this world and the houses of our simples partners.
Alone?
This act follow Sandra, the party llama; Carlos, the wandering mole beggar and Joaquim, a Racoon that is curiously playing a game very similar to this in his Vatari. We achieved to documentate a bit of their lives after the last CENSUS, realized in the Bofetes Island.
Why?
Because you probably has free time to spend and want to do something that don’t request much mental effort. Your fingers will feel some pain but that’s all.
Features
- Discover the stories of the Bofetes Island
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3 cute cactus species with peculiar owners.
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Achievments for you to unlock clicking or using an auto-clicker (we know).
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Click all you want without hurting your fingers, your assistant will wear gloves and no animal was was injured to make this game.
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Learn ( if we can call this a learning process) about cactus and their life.
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Steam cloud save
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Achievement Simulator
The game doesn’t really make false promises but was still very disappointing.
The gameplay consists of three phases.
1. Click the icon to get money
2. Click to buy games with money
3. Click to idle bought game in background to earn virtual achievements
Here a small pro/con list
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the main mechanic is clicking and therefore gets repetitive/boring very fast
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no way to automate the boring stuff like an auto-click upgrade or that you can idle multiple games at once
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the graphics are bad. Ugly sprites made in paint. Zero effort…
– Real player with 3.7 hrs in game
This is actually a pretty bland, unexciting, unfulfilling clicker game with no depth.
That said…as annoying as the voice is when you do things, I laughed because it made my jump a couple times while I was working.
Overall, I wasn’t expecting much, and have definitely gotten a lot worse for my money.
With the fact that I would buy it again, and do it all again, to get more achievements…it atleast gets a passing grade from me.
– Real player with 3.0 hrs in game
Microtransaction Simulator
A fun and short game that is pretty easy to win. It seems almost too generous with the amount of rare cards that you are given as it is almost impossible to go into debt (unless you try). It still has a couple of issues here and there, but nothing that would take away from the enjoyment of throwing my money at a computer screen.
Only thing I wish was an option (or if it is I missed it) is the ability to mute the game. Considering there isn’t much need for the sound I would have enjoyed listening to a video or stream without the cash shop and sparkly rare noises.
– Real player with 11.4 hrs in game
Hello. if your reading this you are a lucky chap. lucky indeed. for if you spend your time and ryme with this pleasent review, you may come anew and go into the willderness that is microtransactions. now before i start some background may be required. such as the fact that i myself have not completed this marvelous title.
The game itself starts you off in a dark, very atmospheric grey room that has many, many options for you to choose from such as the ability to stare at the screen OR click a nifty little button called OPEN that will OPEN your mind to new possibilities such as the four cards that now stare you in the face. CLICK THEM OR YOU WONT EAr…. anyway good chap. after you do all of the steps that are both outlined and not outlined above you wil start to enjoy this game, maybe.
– Real player with 3.9 hrs in game
Bitcoin
I do not recommend this game. This is because firstly, it’s controls were created with mobile playing in mind, not computer. This causes trouble when you try to scroll with your mouse which will provide an infinitesimal amount of help. Secondly, the amount of work you have to do to earn money in the game is ridiculous. One click equals a ten thousandth of a bitcoin. At the beginning of your play session the value of one bitcoin (in the game) is ~$12,000. That means one click equals ~1.2 dollars at that time. The cheapest upgrade to buy is a GTX 1050ti for 750 in-game dollars. That graphics card in the game gives you 0.0005 bitcoin/minute. An approximate average click-speed per second is ~6. So for 625 clicks, you receive 5 free clicks per minute. If you apply that average 6 clicks per second without factoring fatigue for 625 clicks, it would take you 104 seconds. You can have about 10 graphics cards at one time, but their is yet another problem that happens with the GPU’s. Thirdly, the game is saturated with bugs. The biggest ones are when you TRY to replace a graphics card or processor. If you used up all of your GPU slots with crappy GTX 1050ti’s, you cannot swap them out for GTX 1080’s, or any graphics card for that matter. You are stuck with your 0.005 free bitcoin/minute with all of this GPUs combined. Also, the game lets you downgrade your CPU! Another bad thing about this game is that it is purely optimised for mobile gameplay, even though it is a desktop game! Although i am not even half empty with the salt this game has provided me with, i have decided to give up on criticising it because i don’t care enough about it. I cannot recommend this game.
– Real player with 6.1 hrs in game
I’d advise to wait until this is further developed, there is so little choices I found it more fun using an autoclicker :-(
by limited (as of now, they will be added a lot more)
your selection
1 motherboard.. 2 cpu’s since the first you get automatically… 5 video cards.
by the way apperently these guys think amd cards are twice the price of Nvidea… hope the dont make asics cost so much
my auto clicker beats it.
looks to be fun but after 10 minutes its just too primitive as of right now, it will get better I have no doubt..
– Real player with 2.1 hrs in game
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gambling
Every so often a game comes along that revolutionizes a genre or gaming as a whole. This is one of those games.
With ICBING, there are no gimmicks, no bamboozles. No pre-order bonuses, no DLC, no map packs, nothing. Just a rich gaming experience. The moment you start the game you get right to it. You are greeted by your first challenge. The trashcan. All alone in a stunningly generated room with next gen graphics. From here the game changing design intuitively kicks in as you are greeted with a button. “Open Loot Box” After a few moments of taking in the beautifully generated trash can, I decide to take the plunge… I press the button. Upon the pressing of the button, the trashcan draws in closer and shakes… again… and once more as it erupts like a geyser. Emerging from this amazingly lifelike trash can is what can only be described as gifts from our one and only. Gaben. My rewards for embarking on the journey of clicking the button. To my amazement, it is equally beautifully generated additions for my trashcan. Different trash bags, trashcan lids, thrown out Trump protest signs. I can truly express my individuality through my very own unique and custom trashcan.
– Real player with 329.4 hrs in game
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gambling is a parody of the ongoing dilemma of loot boxes within games, taking our hard earned money and rewarding us with the same item for the 50th time.
Pros:
-Joy of opening loot boxes and receiving absolute crap without the massive dent in your wallet.
-Not BF2, a simple game which does not have ridiculous DLC’s .
-It has Steam Achievements.
Cons:
-My joy for opening lootboxes has been killed now.
If you dislike playing for lootboxes, but still want to open them up then this is the game for you
– Real player with 52.8 hrs in game
Loot Box Quest
–-{Graphics}—
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe
—{Gameplay}—
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t
—{Audio}—
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape
—{Audience}—
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Human
☐ Lizards
—{PC Requirements}—
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
—{Difficulity}—
– Real player with 17.9 hrs in game
Do you like clicker/idler games? Do you like satire concerning the current state of the gaming industry? If so, this is the game for you.
Pros:
-Cheap
-Easy to understand interface
-Lots of moving numbers to distract young children
-Amusing status updates and upgrades that are a vicious and easily understood satire of many modern game publishers and the terrible nature of the gaming market today
-Easy to acquire all achievements
Cons:
-If you play it without automating certain things, like with clicker macros (Automation is great!) you may have a sore finger and cause extra wear to your mouse buttons
– Real player with 12.5 hrs in game
My Little Bomb
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg… And my arm… even my fingers… The body I’ve lost… the comrades I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you? I’m gonna make them give back our past!
– Real player with 0.5 hrs in game
The game is a very small, easily completed clicker. The game can’t be muted and once you’ve unlocked all three bombs, that’s it, game completed. It’s pretty clear the game was made as a joke and not to be taken seriously, so if you want to a joke game with easy achievements, here’s one.
The only positive thing about this game that I’ve found is that you can change the window size. Not that it really matters.
– Real player with 0.1 hrs in game