Cactus Simulator - Bofete Stories
How is the game?
How much times in your life you wanted to touch or aggressively squeeze a cactus? If you wanted to squeeze it you probably wished pain, go search for a specialist, plz…
Anyway…this game gives you the opportunity to click in a cactus. No pain, no worries, just non stopping clicks and gives you uncommon stories as reward
Cactus?
Yes. Cactus.
Where?
The Bofetes Island is a new world Pangea. Delivered by animals of various species over the centuries, all the island suffered great structural thumps after the animal great war, in which the monkeys was extincted, the moles suffered gentrification and the fishes declared cold war. Despite that, at momento Bofetes is a pacific Island, although with tension and an indescritible vibe although I am trying to describe. The Island is composed by various cities with Bofete names: Great Bofete, Little Bofete, West Bofete, Bofete way, Deep Bofete (You understood)… and also has Biru-Biru and Rachlov that are emancipated. This incredible local is the house of our cactuses, the main botanic cultivation in this world and the houses of our simples partners.
Alone?
This act follow Sandra, the party llama; Carlos, the wandering mole beggar and Joaquim, a Racoon that is curiously playing a game very similar to this in his Vatari. We achieved to documentate a bit of their lives after the last CENSUS, realized in the Bofetes Island.
Why?
Because you probably has free time to spend and want to do something that don’t request much mental effort. Your fingers will feel some pain but that’s all.
Features
- Discover the stories of the Bofetes Island
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3 cute cactus species with peculiar owners.
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Achievments for you to unlock clicking or using an auto-clicker (we know).
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Click all you want without hurting your fingers, your assistant will wear gloves and no animal was was injured to make this game.
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Learn ( if we can call this a learning process) about cactus and their life.
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Steam cloud save
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Business Tycoon Billionaire
This game was not quite what I expected. It was really a game that let you click some buttons and watch the numbers go up. I put in 7 hours, but it was more of a set it and forget situation. Regardless of the “deal”, this game really was a time waster. If that is what you want, a true time waster, with no actual reward, then go for it.
– Real player with 7.2 hrs in game
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this game is just a rip off a poor rip off of much better games like Adventure capitalist which is free BTW an has a lot more content. i hope this game comes out with leaderboards A OPTION TO TURN THE DAM SOUND OFF!!!!! and some good content
– Real player with 1.9 hrs in game
GAME.exe
⚡This game was a really good time spent.⚡
Love the way the production approached the retro theme,
it made me feel nostalgic and I could relive good times.
//the story is very good and I was interested in unraveling the game’s mysteries.
//The game makes us a character and I love that in a game, I like to feel a part of the game and being a character in it myself.
so… several positive points, huh!?
in addition, the game has a very deep
reflection on depression,
anxiety and self-condemnation.
– Real player with 1.1 hrs in game
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So, this game is a very basic, simple OS simulator with a “game” that you can play within the PC. The PC does have some decent enough music in the playlist but not really all that much else to read or interact with (there are a couple files that you can read, but it only BARELY creates a story). The bulk of the gameplay will be located in the game that you can find in one of the folders. It’s got the basic “Slenderman” stuff going for it (go and collect 10 candles while a monster chases you). There is a stamina bar and timer to give it a bit more depth in the difficulty department (otherwise the game would be all too easy to beat). There isn’t really a story to the game, which there wasn’t meant to be (as a file shows that Oliver couldn’t think of a story before he died). I didn’t encounter any issues with the game, which is great. The story is pretty simple yet not very fleshed out as much as I’d like in games like this one. I could get the gist but didn’t really understand the why (for instance
! it’s clear that Oliver is being harassed/bullied but we are left with no clear reason for it).
– Real player with 0.7 hrs in game
Russian Life Simulator
I do not precisely know what’s the best point to watch upon this game.
Do you like achievements? Ten minutes, maybe twenty, no more. You have just to visit all the locations - no, it’s not that big - and purchase the costumes, do the voting thing and just keep on watching your autoclicker do its job.
The Italian translation is one of the best I saw here on Steam. Every single time I wonder about who and how makes these translation. It’s simply awesome.
We have literally to “accumulare il ritiro dalla nascita”. Which means something like “accumulate the retreat from the beginning”. This seems more of an Italian war simulator, you know, we usually begin to think about switching sides before even starting the conflict. But probably something got lost in translation - maybe “retirement” in English, which translates to “pensionamento” in Italian? I don’t really know how one should be supposed to retreat since he’s born.. =P
– Real player with 135.4 hrs in game
6 months ago my life was a mess. My wife was going to leave me, my kids hated me, and I was just fired from my job. I was at a massive down point in life. I read other reviews on this game on Steam called “Russian Life Simulator”. I read that it was life-changing. I decided to purchase it during the summer sale and give it a try. Immediately after playing I had noticed that my wife wanted to engage with me more. My kids wanted to play catch all the time, and I got my job back plus a promotion and a raise! I am now CEO of a massive company. I have nothing to thank but this game, and Putin. My life has been completely changed, and this game is to thank for that. It is a simple game, but the most addictive game I have ever played. I even got all achievements in the game. Don’t believe me? Look at my profile! I have spent 11 hours as of now playing this game every time I get the chance when I am not being CEO of my company. No…. OUR company. I am moving our headquarters to Russia. This game saved me.
– Real player with 11.3 hrs in game