Redneck Rampage
WTF is this game that I’m playing, it’s so bad. the best $14 I ever wasted. This game runs on a shitty version of Dosbox and is a shit to get running, the only thing I can recommend is that you get BuildGDX or RedneckGDX. Both do the trick when comes to wanting higher resolution, better graphics, visuals and a stable frame rate. BuildGDX is the better one as it includes FOV and Music. Here are some links for BuildGDX and help for running the game:
BuildGDX:
https://m210.duke4.net/index.php/downloads/download/8-java/53-buildgdx
– Real player with 68.8 hrs in game
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Redneck Rampage is an interactive work of art about a man named Leonard who is going through a painful experience, we follow him battling himself within his mind which is depicted by many in-game symbolisms, the soundtrack and an overall feeling of sorrow. Redneck Rampage boasts the most amazing artwork, littered with ever-changing vibrant colours utilised in varying alien shooting whilst weaving the undertones of sorrow, alcoholism and depression throughout the game, making for an extremely unique and atmospheric experience.
– Real player with 20.9 hrs in game
Bubsy Two-Fur
For the time, the game had purrfectly acceptable level design; it just didn’t age well in the face of the relatively homogenized (milk pun? Sure, let’s go with that), and, honestly, much betfur ubiquitious one-lane, always-move-right standard we have today.
So, think the level design is bad? Keep dying on the first stage? I can actually get to stage 7 with all nine lives, at this point, and I’ll tell you how.
Think of every level as having 4+ “planes”, none of which necessarily intfuract with one another well. There’s sometimes a “dungeon” plane, there’s the ground, there’s the roof-plane, and there are usually 2-3 regions above the roofs.
– Real player with 15.2 hrs in game
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I’ve seen so many people claim that Bubsy games are suposedly awful, but to my surprise, these two aren’t as bad as I expected it to be. Wouldn’t really call them masterpieces in any way, but they are actually pretty decent. I personally enjoyed the games despite them being ridiculously hard at times since it’s a one hit instadeath sorta type of deal you get with it, but thankfully it comes with a save state feature that makes things much more easier.
My only major problems are that the audio has a mild issue, in which a cracking sound appears every couple minutes or so and as for the gameplay itself; In the first game, it feels like Bubsy is running on ice 24/7, which gets really annoying at some points and you can get killed off-camera by certain obstacles since the camera is way too zoomed in on Bubsy. Speaking of things that can kill you, some seemingly innocent looking things can kill you as well, like a bubble gum machine or a brightly colored, round shaped innocent looking car, which is confusing as hell when you first play the game. However, in Bubsy II, it is a big improvement and abstains from certain mistakes Bubsy I tended to make. Overall it’s a 7/10 buy and I would especially recommend getting it if it’s on sale.
– Real player with 12.0 hrs in game
POSTAL 2
Postal 2 gives you the freedom to carry out seemingly simple tasks however you see fit. I recently had a task where I had to cash a check into the bank. Simple, right? Well the line for the bank teller was a bit too long and I wasn’t in the waiting mood, so I decided to take a shortcut by dumping cans of napalm all over the bank lobby and robbing the bank as it burned down.
– Real player with 55.6 hrs in game
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There are a lot of side things you can do for a game about getting Gary Coleman’s autograph. Personally, my favorite thing was standing in line for Gary’s signature.
– Real player with 51.0 hrs in game
H-SNIPER: World War II
as a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.
– Real player with 0.9 hrs in game
aH-SNIPER is not a mere game, it is a spiritual journey that unlocks your full potential in life. It challenges your preconceptions about meaning itself and those who are not properly prepared can be left with severe trauma if they are lucky enough to survive failure.
Attempting to play this game with a BMI lower than 35 is not advised. My first time playing this game was interrupted by my mother threatening me with eviction and upon seeing the game she threw an ashtray at me.
I have a pigeon named Duz’gakath that I use as a cum-rag. Me and my dad get high on gas fumes and threaten our Hispanic neighbors. The game requires you to apply focus agility and your dynamic explosivity to be able to achieve what so few to.
– Real player with 0.8 hrs in game
Manhunt
First thing, if you can’t play this game (seriously, can’t you Google search the errors you get? Usually, there’s a fix somewhere, for almost everything) and are negativating the reviews, honestly, don’t do that, there’s a patch that fix it, so you’ll be able to play the game on Windows 7 forward (I play it on Win10 without a problem). So please, stop blaming the game for your lack of care for playing it. The reviews are mixed because people can’t simply look for a fix, that you basically just copy to the game’s folder and there it is, play it to your heart content.
– Real player with 50.9 hrs in game
Note:
Don’t feel discouraged by the game Notice that states it can’t run on Windows Vista, 7 or 8. There are unofficial patches that allow the game to run for modern computers. Thanks to them I managed to run the game on my windows 7 computer with no issues whatsoever. They are not complicated to install as you might think, and it’s rewarding in the end. To download the fan patch go here:
http://gzwn.net/manhuntpatcher/
For more info regarding glitches and other issues follow these links:
– Real player with 31.8 hrs in game
The Witcher: Enhanced Edition Director’s Cut
It’s a good game, closing in on great. Story is really good, graphics is decent or even good considering it is pretty old(you can’t pull of Witcher 3-graphics with a EE) and the background graphics, like the sky in Murky Waters, are really good. The combat flows well for being somewhat turn-based, it feels odd at first but past the Prologue you get the hang of it. The way you gain skills when leveling up is interesting but in the end get to many low and mid skills, there is not much chosing to do.
– Real player with 471.0 hrs in game
Ok, I like this game.
First, if you play this game, don’t expect a AAA experience; you wont find it here, even by 2008 standards. You also find that good voice acting in this game is scarce, but the voice acting is overall passable. Combat will feel wonky when you start playing, but one you get used to it, it will feel pretty good, to the point where you may actually prefer it over Witcher 2’s combat (I know I do). Unlike the Witcher 2, this game doesn’t feel watered down because consoles; this was a PC only game and this was all CD PROJEKT could muster at the time. The first chapter will feel pretty mediocre (although you wont be there long) until the end of it and the swamps in the second chapter will make you want to stop playing (and you will be there a while and you’ll be there several times), but other than that, the game’s areas are pretty good. In particular, I liked Chapter 4’s areas the most. Game graphics are both good and bad; environments and some character models are well done, while others just straight up look cursed. This game can go for less than £1 on sale, so there is no way that I would say that this game isn’t worth it; because it is worth it. It also sets Witcher 2 up well and potentially nets you some slightly better equipment for starting that game, which is useful if you play the Witcher franchise on the hardest difficulties (Hard, Dark, Death March!). Oh, and make sure you stock up on Swallow in this game; it’s kind of essential.
– Real player with 168.7 hrs in game
Bayonetta
Good ass game. SUCH responsive controls. If there are more games out there with such smooth and responsive combat, I’d like to know which ones! I wish the cutscenes were easier to skip, but that is my ONLY complaint.
– Real player with 40.9 hrs in game
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– Real player with 39.1 hrs in game
Dragon Age: Origins - Ultimate Edition
Dragon Age: Origins is a God-Tier RPG. However I like to elaborate on my reviews, and so let me elaborate. I will try to keep spoilers to a minimum, but please note that I might let a couple things slip.
Now as a prelude, I’ll cover the gameplay, graphics and mechanics. Personally in RPGs this matters so little to me. I still play Fallout 2 and enjoy the hell out of KOTOR and Mass Effect. But…lets be real here. They suck. The graphics are…okay-ish? The gameplay has the pacing of tetris and the mechanics are just…old. None of it is fast paced nor are there any really cool abilities looks-wise. None of this is important to me, in fact, its clunkiness brings out a personal enjoyment. But yeah…its definitely really aged. It would also be remiss of me not to mention the fact that the game is ancient, and therefore crashes on newer PCs. About once an hour for me personally. Now I was able to fix it by way of a guide a while back, but going into it expect performance to be less than stellar. Now onto the meat.
– Real player with 182.8 hrs in game
❤ Audience ❤
☑ Beginner
☑ Casual
☑ Hardcore
☼ Graphics ☼
☐ Bad
☑ Alright
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Fantastic
♬ Music ♬
☐ Bad
☐ Alright
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful
☑ Fantastic
☠ Difficulty ☠
☐ Easy
☑ Average
☐ Challenging
☐ Hard
☐ Brutal
§ Bugs §
☐ Bugs make the game almost unplayable
☐ Lots of bugs
☑ Few bugs
☐ Insignificant or contains humorous glitches
☐ None encountered during normal gameplay
☯ Story ☯
☐ There is none
☐ Bad
☐ Alright
☐ Good
☑ Fantastic
⚔ Gameplay ⚔
☐ Frustrating
☐ Repetitive
☐ Boring
– Real player with 170.9 hrs in game
Duke Nukem Forever
Duke Nukem Forever. 15 years in the making and yet here I am, considering if it couldn’t have used a couple of more years in development. The truth is though, 5-10-15-20 years it wouldn’t have mattered. The problem here isn’t lack of development, it’s the direction of the development.
All the fluff is there though. Playing this game you will never doubt that this is a Duke game. Scantily clad women are everywhere and you will rarely walk more than ten feet between the various pop culture references, jokes and other nonsense. If anything Gearbox deserves some credit for getting that part of the franchise right. The humor is there, the silliness, the crazy. What they got wrong, is the mechanics.
– Real player with 162.3 hrs in game
It’s normal to have high expectations on a game that’s been in development for more than 10 years, but to judge it it’s important to know a little of its development history to understand why they took so long to finish it.
It was remade from scratch many times because of the engine or graphics being outdated, they wanted it to be perfect, or at least as groundbreaking as the original Duke Nukem 3D was at its time. Due to this fact, many of the original ideas planned for the game didn’t make it to the final product as can be seen in its many trailers.
– Real player with 57.0 hrs in game
Everlasting Summer
Everlasting Summer is a well written Visual Novel. I find the multiple choice branches to several alternate story lines and interesting endings make it a cut above most VN’s. It has existentialist { &/or multiverse } aspects, bringing to my mind Luigi Pirandello’s {1934 Nobel Laureate} play “Six Characters in Search of an Author”.
The “hidden” stories and screens in the alternate story lines add a lot to the enjoyment of the game and bring many hours of gaming enjoyment. I have found the game to be quite interesting and, as a ”Free To Play”, it’s hard to beat the price.
– Real player with 421.4 hrs in game
Everlasting Summer is a free-to-play animesque visual novel, created by Soviet Games.
The game has a pretty standart gameplay as far as visual novels go: there is a static picture that depicts your current surroundings, character sprites are placed on that picture, you read dialogues, sometimes you get to make a decision. There are few notable exceptions to that rule, but this is generally what you would expect from the game.
Everlasting Summer is extremely story-rich, one playthrough has an average span of seven in-game days, each day takes aproximately one-two hours to read through. There is an average number of 5 decisions to make per day that do have an impact on the story (so much there are actually 13 endings to discover). On top of that, ending of Day 5 and the following days are completely unique to the ending you’re heading to. You will have to play through all of them to discover all secrets of the story.
– Real player with 400.8 hrs in game