Coof Attack

Coof Attack

Coof Attack is a satirical take on current world events where everyone has gone crazy trying to stock up on as much toilet paper as possible. You are hoarding the biggest stash in town and everyone wants a piece of that action. Your job is to defend your stash by fiercely lobbing your rolls at people as they rashly attempt to scale a building to reach you and your supply. If they reach the edge of the building, well… stomp them down! That’s YOUR TP, they can’t have it! They should have considered that before the world went mad! Set a roll on fire, douse it in ice magic or simply attach an explosive device to it and let it go. No one take can the TP away from me. No one! It’s MINE!!!!!!! :(

Real player with 28.2 hrs in game


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It is a clunky game clearly designed for coop and slow progression. But for what it’s worth I enjoed my 3h with this game.

Real player with 4.2 hrs in game

Coof Attack on Steam

Dinky Dungeon

Dinky Dungeon

Dinky Dungeon is an absurd arena shooter game with a (relatively) charmingly ugly style. All the sounds in the game are recorded and engineered by a single guy and a cat. Yes, finally I found a chance to give a role to my cat in this game!

Story

You and your grandfather start a dungeon business for trapping evil creatures away from the town. You are the muscles and your grandfather is the brain. You have to deal with the problems whenever your grandfather calls you. You can be sure that he causes a lot of problems. There will be 21 levels with different quests, while you improve your small dungeon with your grandfather.

Gameplay

It is mostly kill whatever you see on sight. But at the start of each level you will be given some quests. For example: kill 30 goblins, dismantle the traps, protect the crate shipment, solve the puzzle mechanisms, slay the goddesses or bosses, destroy the nests.

As you kill creatures and complete the quests, you will earn experience and you will be able to improve your character.

Giants, minotaur, skeletons, trolls, goblins, bandits, falcons, slimes, lich lords are some of the enemies you will encounter with.

List of features

  • Scenario mode with 21 levels, and endless arena modes

  • Absurdly unique and fun arena shooter gameplay

  • Remarkable graphics and sound effects

  • Character progression with various abilities and weapons

  • Various enemies with different features

  • Boss fights

  • Lots of quests

  • Live leaderboards and achievements

  • A hell of a grandfather


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Dinky Dungeon on Steam

Lovingly Evil

Lovingly Evil

I’ve finished most routes in the game and I’ll just list some pros and cons since other reviewers articulate it better

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Pros:

-Bouquet and Card minigames were enjoyable (I was neutral to the quiz one)

-Felix & Nova being cuties

-Funny dialogue options

-Quick gameplay, you don’t have to devote a ton of time to each route

-Art and character illustrations are very pretty & pleasant to look at!

-You can toggle individual minigames on and off in the settings (goodbye grill lmaooo)

Real player with 16.6 hrs in game


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So, I saw the title of this game, read the concept and decided this is my dream game. Easy to say; I was wrong. For about fifteen hours I did my best to love this game, did ever rout and explored every possible outcome (yes I have it 100%) and I am sad to say….. I liked it in places, which makes it worse. The Felix, clone and evil queen routs were, though lacking, enjoyable enough but not only was Novas rout 60% virtue signalling, but most of the game is also afraid to be truly, well, evil. Before someone notes in their mind though, I have about 65% the same views and opinions as the game so it is not what message it speaks of just how and in what type of property it speaks it in. Nova, I am here to date you not to hear your views of the American health care system: I am not even American, I don’t care.

Real player with 15.0 hrs in game

Lovingly Evil on Steam

Saints Row 2

Saints Row 2

This is still a great game even when put up current gen stuff. I love it because the voice acting is excellent and it captures the feel of classic GTA3 oh so well. Even though this port has a problem with periodic “random” crashes, it’s still worth playing. Also, you really, really should bother to install the Gentlemen of the Row mod; it is worth the trouble for the quality of life adjustments alone.

I wanted to play this because I loved Saints Row 3 & 4 and Gat out of Hell. I knew it would be different, and more like GTA than the others but I wanted to try it anyway. I’m glad I did. It’s now my second favorite in the series after #4. I am looking forward to playing it again when the “MEGA Patch” is eventually released.

Real player with 88.2 hrs in game

Saints Row 2, man where do i start.. Its a really good game but id recommend something since this thing doesn’t have achievements: cheats, use them all the time and i recommend installing Gentlemen of the row to put modification of the game called ,,Ultor Rising'' where, you are the law and try to stop all the gangs, if your looking for something extra in the ultor rising mod, the nuclear power plant is the place of fun.

But yes Honest review of the base game without mods is a 9/10 for me.

Only issue was frame drops nothing else so yeah very good game.

Real player with 50.8 hrs in game

Saints Row 2 on Steam

USAGIRI

USAGIRI

It’s not bad, but not good. The game has the weirdest time skip, I’d say, you will never guess which event will be skipped. It looks like the creator had a very limited time and a creativity crisis. Overall this game is just boring. But, hey, there is some uniqueness.

Real player with 12.2 hrs in game

Ok, so, this game is very inoffensive and fluffy, but really, it desperately needed some kind of twist or variety in it. It’s the same problem I had with Nekokoro – if you take away the bad endings and the ability to create weird scenarios purposefully ruining the romance from this author’s games, there’s really not much left in terms of memorable content and fun. The story flows decently after you get into it and it doesn’t have the creepy undertones of Nekopara… But there’s simply nothing beyond the very basic scenario you could immediately imagine from the premise (minus any romantic tension, if you expected that). Also, the production quality is not good enough to make the brief and generic slice-of-life content compelling. The resulting package is not terrible (the writing is consistently okay and visuals are at least consistent), but also not worth $10 – for half of that, I could consider giving it a thumbs up, but the price/quality ratio is simply way off.

Real player with 7.6 hrs in game

USAGIRI on Steam

Comedy Night

Comedy Night

Get it on sale.

It will be 2 pm. You are ready to do your stand up. And then be called every racist slur in the book. You will try for what seems like days to perfect your approach; and fail. You will hear people read some lines off the web, and they will get burnt. You will take part in burning them off stage.

It will be 10 pm on a thursday and hear some chick crying about how she just cain’t become a thot and she will try to get you to go to her host. You will see her kicked and every one will rejoice. You will most likely show up in the wrong room and hear conversations that are insane.

Real player with 69.7 hrs in game

Fantastic game.

It’s got a decent set of features and types of performace options which is appreciable

but at the meat of it (ground beef of it: this game is only as good as it’s playerbase.

There are plenty of funny people on here that naturally gravitate towards what this game is all about (roleplaying, having fun, laughs) but they have to be dug up through the racist trolls and children that you can expect to find on a game priced at $4. I’m thankful there are ways to quality control your rooms via kicks and vote offs, but the options are very limited in handling your club.

Real player with 56.7 hrs in game

Comedy Night on Steam

Saints Row IV

Saints Row IV

IF YOU PLAN TO PURCHASE THIS TO PLAY IT WITH ANOTHER FRIEND, DON’T BUY IT. It crashes every few minutes in Co-op and it seems like it hasn’t been fixed for a long time.

Real player with 50.6 hrs in game

Game was a blast! It was like what I wanted that most recent crackdown game to be. Fun powers and whacky story that made sense given the Saint’s history. Plenty of fan service for long time fans, but it didn’t bog down the experience for new players.

If you like have super powers in a sandbox, this game is for you!

Real player with 25.6 hrs in game

Saints Row IV on Steam

Youtubers Life

Youtubers Life

This game has some good ideas and it really is fun to play.

I had a problem were my PC was broke and I didnt have enough money to buy/replace the current pc but I did have enough money to buy one if there was a option to sell or scrap the current pc to buy a lower one to keep making videos.

The weird voice in movies and shows are annoying and could be redone a bit.

This game can be hard if you over spend what you earn and try to move up fast.

Also I dont see why can’t the wife get a job or something instead of hog up my CPU and consoles?

Real player with 133.5 hrs in game

A Playable Nightmare

I’m just going to start this off by saying I have never played a game that simultaneously has made me stressed out, bored, and actually exhausted like this game has. I also never thought this sentence would come out of my mouth, but I’d rather play Bad Rats (which makes me extremely sad). So lets explore this mess.

So the art and music isn’t groundbreaking obviously. I’m not hating on that, honestly as much as art and music help a game they don’t make or break it unless it’s part of the point of the game.

Real player with 99.5 hrs in game

Youtubers Life on Steam

Howloween Hero

Howloween Hero

Full play through 100% achievements w/ time stamps here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAFtZ4pMPIc7shdAdPV6Sgy_dHTUJGkCb

Overall I think the game is good I’m not sure it’s long enough or has enough to do to be worth 5.99, but it’s a cute game that kids could enjoy it’s pretty simple.

EDIT: The creator was super responsive and fixed every complaint I had about the game it’s short, but for the price of $5.99 it felt worth it.

Real player with 3.8 hrs in game

An absolutely adorable Halloween romp through a quirky neighborhood full of people that dump gallons of candy into the bucket of a dog they think is a human. Well worth the price of admission! The developers have ironed out some minor issues too.

Be wary of Frankenstein. He’s a little Psy-cho.

Real player with 2.5 hrs in game

Howloween Hero on Steam

Saints Row: The Third

Saints Row: The Third

Haha Penis Sword

Real player with 82.7 hrs in game

GTA but fun =3

Real player with 74.7 hrs in game

Saints Row: The Third on Steam