Polandball: Can into Space!
This game is… pretty good! As a fan of the comic series, I have to admit this game was very well-made. So, let’s go.
PROS
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Very well made for being based on such an obscure comic series
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Jokes and stereotypes are funny
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Controls are easy to get used to
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Upgrade and Part system is well-priced
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Worth the money
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Achievements are not too hard to get
CONS
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Belgium’s AI
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Ending should have had an ironic twist (involving Russia/USSRball)
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Repetitive soundtrack (easily solveable by muting music)
– Real player with 6.3 hrs in game
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A fun, comical, charming game of skill, prediction and chance.
Guide Polandball to space, avoid other hassling countries and try not to be held back by the gravity of larger nations such as Russia, China and Canada.
Collect fuel to reach your dreams in the sky, eat burgers to keep your health up, and collect money so you can stop using kitchenware as a rocket.
Its not all struggle though, occationally netherland ball or sometimes a jamaica ball will help you get higher… in various ways.
For $3 or less its pretty well worth it. You will get more satisfaction out of this than you will the bag of chips you would otherwise buy.
– Real player with 5.2 hrs in game
NEW SCUFFED EPIC VISUAL NOVEL
This game saved my life.
I am 69.
My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.
When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiralling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand… my working hand… my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.
– Real player with 4.1 hrs in game
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As someone who recently got addicted to visual novels, all I can say is… This is one hell of a fever dream.
The music was better than the game.
– Real player with 3.0 hrs in game
Gachi Dash
Awful
– Real player with 0.7 hrs in game
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– Real player with 0.6 hrs in game
Hiking Simulator 2017
If you played this game and liked it and there are hidden paths and you can actually DO something, let me know so I can go back and then rewrite the review. Otherwise…
Graphics are not quite as good as Turok from 1997 which I played recently and it runs worse than Turok on my machine which makes no sense as there are no animations other than a few animals (mostly stuck in walls) and no ambient sounds. The gray rocky walls in the first area reminded me of the graphics in the original Doom.
Hilly Landscape map was kind of a non-event. Then Mountain Top and I look at the mountains in the distance and think “Now that’s what I’m talking about!”. Oh, wait… All you can do is LOOK at the mountain tops and the actual map is about as interesting as Hilly Landscape. The pine grove could have been nice except for the impenetrable branches and I wound up coming out pretty much where I started. And in one spot I rotated 360 and saw 3 of one and 2 of another identical boulders so not much variety in the landscape.
– Real player with 14.2 hrs in game
Honestly it isn’t as bad as some reviews made me think. In some ways it’s worse, in some ways better. This game is a strange mix of making skies and the glass in the open farm shed super pretty, then stretching the landscapes. Keep in mind I bought it on sale for 49 cents USD and it’s honestly worth about that from the stupid ways to die factor.
If you could put a boat out on the lake or, I dunno, approach the animals without them running, it would be worth more. What saves it is the music. What dooms is is that it looked way prettier on the lowest graphic setting and the music volume bar is useless.
– Real player with 1.6 hrs in game
Meme Supreme ¯_(ツ)_/¯
It’s a match 2 game…
free achievements tho
– Real player with 10.3 hrs in game
Just a simple memory game. Neither more, nor less.
– Real player with 4.3 hrs in game
Pepe Porcupine
Pepe Porcupine is a a masterpiece, and i love it (as you can see from my hours). The game has two categories: Head scratchers and Head Bangers. Both the gamemodes are packed full of action, and contain around 90 puzzles.
Graphics:
The graphics are fantastic, they have gone for the 3D 2D, meaning that its a top-down game, but the protagonist (Pepe) and the boxes have a sort of three dimensional shape to them giving them more life.
Music:
The music in the game is fantastic, its playing classical music at full volume; giving more life to the overwhelming puzzles. It appears to be playing the song “Gloria” by Antonio Vivaldi which in my eyes is a masterpiece.
– Real player with 13.1 hrs in game
Pepe Porcupine is a realistic experience about the tedium and tribulation of a disliked yet expected job coupled with a challenging home relationship.
Pepe Porcupine immediately throws the player into an endearing and well-executed story about our protagonist Pepe. Pepe is sick of his job moving boxes but does it anyway as he has a moral duty to uphold his family legacy and work the night shift at the factory to the best of his ability. Pepe’s immediate and all-encompassing love-hate relationship with crate moving is shown through the means of both displeased and cheerful sound effects during the game. Pepe’s cheers of “woo-hoo” sent chills down my spine when first I heard them. Likewise, the choir music that sings during every level provides a powerful religious message, perhaps connected to
! Pepe’s belief in afterlife and the spirits of his dead parents, who also moved boxes for a living. Sometimes, Pepe teleports through or around boxes. This and the input lag is most likely an artistic choice, designed to show just how soul-rending this labor can be. However, the drastic volume increase and harsh guitar riff after every level completion brings forward the obvious joy of Pepe when he does a job well. The on-screen vertical layout of movement buttons is a lagless option of ambulation, but still challenging in own demand as the buttons are placed strangely, haphazardly, as if boxes in a warehouse, stretching far up into the rafters. The undo button is Pepe’s escape. Im sure he dreams of a new life, a fresh beginning, but determined to fill his family with pride, all he can do is dream of an undo in his own existance. Sometimes during gameplay, Pepe refuses to move for a few seconds. I don’t blame Pepe. The physical exertion demonstrated by this anthropomorphic spiny mammal is colossal and endless. The levels are challenging, much like Pepe’s life at home. This is demonstrated in-game by the frequent 1080p 60fps cutscenes which paint an eloquent picture of
! Pepe’s sudden and tear-jerking divorce with his wife of eighteen years. A single father without custody of his child, he turns to alcohol and mild opiates to fill his empty life.
– Real player with 9.2 hrs in game
Putin VS Zombies
It is one of the best games I ever played. Some time is needed to get to know the controls but after that was figured out the game was super fun. As long as you don’t play around you can’t lose because all your abilities are overpowered and super fast ready. After you completed the game all levels reset and get harder. I’ve completed this game around times, it’s just super addicting. The Songs are awesome but a bit loud on my point.
Pros.: Funny Gameplay
Every Stage has its unique design
– Real player with 0.7 hrs in game
An accurate representation of the current geopolitcal situation. I learned a lot. (Corey I absolutely despise you for buying me this)
– Real player with 0.7 hrs in game
bomber-un
Stars received: 2.6/10 _ Note: v.5 [0.0 to 1] = personal impressions
[0.6] Controls & Training & Help
[0.1] Menu & Settings
[0.2] Sound & Music
[0.2] Graphics
[0.4] Game Design
[0] Game Story
[0.1] Game Content
[0.6] Completion time (level/game)?
[0.4] is it Enjoyable & Fun?
[0] Could it hold a spot in Favorites? (& if the Game can be repeatedly played again)
[0] BONUS point: Multi-Player related
[0] BONUS point: Review for VR
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Game description key-points: logic puzzle to identify the right placement spot
– Real player with 9.4 hrs in game
Not a bad game, with interesting and not quite unusual gameplay xDDD
– Real player with 7.6 hrs in game
Calm Down, Stalin
Lazy Review at the bottom
Gameplay
The goal in this game is to survive until the time limit. Your stress gradually rises, but is furthered by factors like flies, lamp flickers, and phone ringing. As your stress builds, your hands shake worse, thus making you more vulnerable to push the button. This progressively gets harder as the game continues
The button
The goal of the game is to survive, right? You automatically lose the game if you push the big red button on your desk, or let the clock reach 12. The clock quickly ticks towards 12, unless you hold your hand right above the button. This threat of war makes the clock go back to the 1.
– Real player with 207.5 hrs in game
in endless mode you should have it so you pick what things you want at the time and pick how frequent it is. ex:you pick how many times you can use vodka or how often phone rings. but make it that if you want the score on the leaderboard you cant edit anything.i know this is is a very (VERY) new game but please consider this request.And to anyone who thinks they want to buy the game i completely reccomend it, its fun and challenging.One of the best games ive seen this year(srry this is so long)
– Real player with 12.4 hrs in game
Dealer’s Life
I love this game! I have had it since it launched on the play store for mobile devices.
I like how I can play it in a windowed tab and often play while watching tv on my laptop.
I wish the game offered more things such as leaderboards so you can see how you compare to other players. I have beat the game a few times with 24 weeks been the fastest to complete. and was wondering how that compares to other players.
Other things I think that would be cool would be head to head competitions where you have 15-30 minutes to try and have more money at the end than your competitior. It would help make the game interesting for me again.
– Real player with 279.6 hrs in game
The Game:
This is basically the buy and sell portion of Recettear with a bit more depth added. You can add stats to yourself to be able to:
• Know the value of items
• Charm customers
• Read the customers' level of greed, desire for the item, and their patience for negotiations
You can hire people for your shop as well who will add a little to those stats, and who can also restore broken items, or authenticate them, or even create counterfeits.
Pros:
- Fun and addictive if you enjoy buy and sell games where you are the merchant (I love this type of game)
– Real player with 48.2 hrs in game