Poker Pretty Girls Battle: Texas Hold’em
the game seems like a pretty decent poker game on the surface, but the ai makes weird decisions and at times very illogical ones, not to mention the ‘‘hook’’ of playing against pretty ladies is just a minor splash screen at the start of the match and then about a dozen voice lines from each girl, a minor head cropped token your only other reminder that you’re supposed to care about this opponent, the art while good is too little too late when you finally start getting the group photos together, at the current time i’m 12 wins out of 16 into stage four(you need 4 wins for stage 1, 8 for stage 2 and 12 for stage 3 to finish their respective group photos) and a this point just bothering to finish this game because im too lazy to go look up other better poker games.
– Real player with 21.0 hrs in game
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It’s a very barebone poker game. Really, that’s it. Think DOAX poker, with the eventual motionless picture of a hottie celebrating her victory when she wins. Very nice hotties, let it be said. Too bad nothing more risqué, though.
I bought the game on sales for $1,50. That’s a fair price for what I was delivered, and on that basis, I can recommend it. Do not pay more! Otherwise you’ll regret your decision.
It’s that kind of game where you turn down its music, put up your own tunes, and chill out emulating your own casino with pretty girls by your side while you sweep the board.
– Real player with 6.8 hrs in game
Starlight
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– Real player with 28.9 hrs in game
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– Real player with 7.3 hrs in game
Hentai Weed PuZZles
Enter the Loop at Your Own Risk
As a newcomer to the Hentai Weed PuZZles, I was attracted to Hentai Weed PuZZles because of its structure with a fresh 2D format compared to its predecessor’s 3D perspective. Just like other puzzle games, it follows the “loop” design of solve puzzles, solve puzzles, fap, and rinse-repeat.
The gameplay is simple, intuitive, yet challenging all at the same time. The gameplay is brutal, but fair. It is challenging but not in a frustrating way. I just want to play more. It is the kind of challenge you can appreciate and learn from your mistakes. I’m new to rogue-likes-lites and I was able to solo for more than an ten hours.
– Real player with 1.6 hrs in game
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This game is an accurate depiction of what I believe hell to be like. The music still haunts me in my dreams and I sometimes wake up sweating from a nightmare where I could find which 2 pieces were swapped.
There are 10 pictures and I completed them all on the 8*8 puzzle grid.
I believe that I became better at puzzling thanks to this game, but it was because I’ve never wanted to finish puzzles as fast as this before.
The actual game itself is pure garbage and I could throw together something better in java in less than a few hours.
– Real player with 1.1 hrs in game
Midsummer Madness
Best game i’ve ever played i get hella bitches now. Made me cope through my divorce, I would recommend this to anyone who loves pipe.
– Real player with 0.1 hrs in game
Adorable Crush
tl;dr
A mix between dating sim and match 3 game. It looks like it was inspired by HuniePop. Nice characters, definitely worth a try.
Achievements doable, but partially annoying and exhausting. (High Skill Achievement)
Story
Adorable Crush takes place in Cyberspace.
To be more precise: You are registered at an online/cyberspace dating platform.
You meet some girls, talk to them, learn about their (dis)likings, their attitude and try to get laid.
Gameplay
The user interface looks well made to me. Controls are convenient.
– Real player with 26.5 hrs in game
At first glance this may seem like a Huniepop clone &, well…it is really. If you’ve played Huniepop or any other clone game like it then you can play this game immediately as it has the same premise & mechanics so you can get through this thing without much trouble, its easier then Huniepop in that theres fewer girls woo & screw & in some cases you can complete a date by using only one or two date gifts. Some of the things I want to point out are when you first go to sara the interaction between her & hina is funny in that hina asks “what are you reading? Twilight breaking wind?” Which is a comedy spoof film of twilight & I’m guessing that in the far east they might not know that breaking wind means farting so its probably a lost in translation thing on their part, theres two dates gifts called clover & firecracker which are both useful but they have their names mixed up as the clover is called firecracker & vise versa & should be switched around, also, theres one called “orange magic fruit” which looks suspiciously like Ace’s devil fruit the flame flame fruit from One Piece, I don’t know if its an easter egg or an honest mistake or what but they should probably change the name for copyright reasons. When you get all the undies from the girls you have to change the level setting yourself to hard to get the night hunter achievement, I thought that once you unlocked hard mode it switched automatically like in Huniepop but no & if your inventory is full you can’t buy anything else which is a pain because it hinders your completion so you can’t get the girls drunk or find things out about them which is something that should be changed to make things better. If your into gratuitous anime T & A then definitely go for this.
– Real player with 22.8 hrs in game
Disney•Pixar Toy Story Mania!
Love the game just like the ride up in Disney land and I’m practicing at it so when the next time I go to Disneyland I can get my revenge on my dad on the ride
– Real player with 13.3 hrs in game
Roses are red
Woody should be dead
Fuck this game
Its just really bad
– Real player with 3.1 hrs in game
Mosaique Neko Waifus 4
Recently, I have been struggling to crawl out of bed. Ignoring the daily morning throbbing of my genitals, I find myself staring at my ceiling, wondering if I will ever live up to any of the dreams I wish to pursue. I convince myself that my life really isn’t going anywhere special. I guess it’s my own fault I lack the energy to give it my all in school, only doing the bare minimum to get good grades. Why should I even get out of bed. it’s not like I will do anything when I climb out of the heavy chambers that are my sheets, it will just lead to another wasted day to get my life together. At this moment, my erection finally goes down in a sad and depressing way, getting cast back into the depths of the hairs in my pubic region. I get this feeling in my chest and it makes my eyes form tears. I close my eyes, preparing to never wake up again . . . but then I remember that . . . someone is waiting for me. I toss my blanket off my body and stand up. I stand to quickly and begin to feel lightheaded-feels like haven’t gotten up in ages, but I manage it and reach for my desk chair. I sit down and connect my eyes to my monitor screen. Navigating through my Steam Library, I find exactly what I am looking for-the sole reason I used what was left of my soul to crawl out of bed . . . Mosaique Neko Waifus 4. I open it and see what I believe to be my destiny. The stars aligned just for me to be right where I was. That exact position, that exact time, everything around me led to this moment. There it was, Fia’s fat booty. Yeah bitch . . . shake that ass . . . my erection is back and I am in bliss.
– Real player with 2003.1 hrs in game
The developer of this game really knows what his fans want. On Friday, I had burned my hand with flaming oil and stayed eight straight hours in a neglectful “healthcare” facility that took eight hours to bandage my recently singed flesh. This left me with very limited use of my left hand, thus rendering me unable to play most games as they tend to require two hands. This hero of a developer kept his clientele in mind, and made it so this game could easily be played with one hand. I can tell just by that design choice that this is an upstanding Christian man who had developed a wholesome Christian game. Obviously this game was designed for people with limited mobility such as myself, as I cannot think of any other reason why this game should be played with one hand. These design choices lead me to believe that there is still hope left for humanity, 10/10.
– Real player with 32.5 hrs in game
Paint Girl
A budget drawing simulator with cute/sexy anime art from a Chinese developer ADOG (a dog?). Is their 4th Steam product worth getting? I am writing this from the perspective of someone who knows very little about drawing.
While calling it ‘a drawing simulator’ is giving creators too much credit and I’d rather call it ‘a line tracing budget puzzle’, it has its charm and for the price asked I deem it acceptable. I know little to nothing about drawing so even this budget product provided some simplified insight into drawing process (actual artists probably cringe reading this :). 8 (or 12 with the DLC) characters to line-trace, colour, and add finishing touches. This simplification could also be justified by the need to ensure accessibility for casual non-artists. It gets a bit repetitive but that is what drawing typically entails, and there is an auto-drawing function provided to aid the process. After you’re done with the drawing part character’s idle animation kicks in + some brief Japanese voice acting; nice addition. Next you can check the gallery section to enjoy simple but nicely done animated scenes of the recent girl + some interactive elements. Lastly, a few CGs unlock to enjoy to complete character’s content.
– Real player with 3.5 hrs in game
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– Real player with 2.2 hrs in game
Picross Love
The game itself is pretty average. The Images are pretty boring after the 3rd or 4th girl. A bit of voices might change the tone a bit. It´s very annoing that you can´t x-mark fields without the game pointing out your errors, also symetrical picross are way to easy so you can easily finish any level in about 5-6 Minutes. The harder level are on an average difficulty at best.
Considering the price for the game it is pretty ok. You get some nice pics and a bit of picross, still would have hoped for a bit more sex scene or diffrent poses for the “cum animation”.
– Real player with 10.0 hrs in game
beat every stage. theres no rewards for completing stages. the only two girls you ever get to see are the tutorial girl and the girl shown in the video. its fun if you just want to play picross, but im pretty sure everyone knows why we wanted to play this. honestly could be played better as free a game with an ad every now and then. all in all, not what was advertised.
– Real player with 3.0 hrs in game
Hentai Vs Furries
This game saved my life.
I am 69.
My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.
When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiraling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand… my working hand… my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.
– Real player with 494.1 hrs in game
I am so glad i have this game. cured my depression
So I was actually gifted this game by my friend, and at this point im the guy to dump interesting games on, but as a man, a self-proclaimed respectable person, what I have said above this is true. I was an empty husk of a person before playing this game, and thanks to this, I have found myself, who I want to be.
I didn’t think I would say this, but, thank you Hentai Vs Furries, I will remember you for as long as i live.
– Real player with 27.8 hrs in game