Too Many Santas!

Too Many Santas!

A Christmas wish come true, or a holiday nightmare?

You don’t know what’s worse: your love life or your toy store’s sales reports. Desperate for some yuletide loving (and some new customers!), you make a wish on a Christmas Star.

That’s when your store is visited by not one, not two, but SIX Santa Clauses. It’s simply TOO MANY SANTAS! Can you watch all of them and run the store at the same time? Or will you be caught up in the sweet Santa romance?

Too Many Santas! The short visual novel where YOU get to date Santa Claus! And Santa Claus, and Santa Claus, and Santa Claus…

Sexy Santa. The best-looking Santa of the bunch has a great body, along with some killer dance moves. He tends to get overly flirty with the customers, though. You’ll have to keep a close eye on him!

Saintly Santa. With his Bible and Baby Jesus stockings, Saintly Santa wants the holidays to be HOLY days! He’s having a bit of an identity crisis in his new surroundings. Is he the answer to your prayers?

Sleepy Santa. This Santa is pretty tired, but who cares? His beard is AMAZING! You could watch it all day long. If he needs a nap that badly, he can be YOUR cuddle buddy…

Sassy Santa. Hey, who let this guy in here? Sassy Santa is always ready to dish out insults and put-downs to everyone who comes by. Can you rein in his sharp tongue, before he scares away all your customers?

Sad Santa. Poor Santa is sad, and you’re determined to figure out why. Everyone should be happy at Christmas! Maybe your love will be enough to cure Santa of the holiday blues?

Secret Santa. Part spy, part jolly old elf, Secret Santa is all business. He’s extremely busy on an important mission, but he refuses to tell you what it is. Will you be the one to crack his secrets?

Key Features

  • Six Santa Clauses to date, with 12 naughty and nice endings to unlock!

  • A customizable main character—choose any name and any pronouns you want!

  • Over 250 original photographs, bringing the characters and scenery to life

  • Lots and lots of Christmas music! Too much Christmas music!

  • A 23,000-word script—so it won’t take a whole holiday season to beat

  • From the creators of Cat President , The Pizza Delivery Boy Who Saved the World , and other fine weird visual novels.

With tons of laughter and love, Too Many Santas is a visual novel you can enjoy all year round!


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Too Many Santas! on Steam

Vengeful Heart

Vengeful Heart

Great cyberpunk VN with a heavy, HEAVY emphasis on the ‘punk’, Vengeful Heart was a brisk, thrilling read! The aesthetic was great, the music is great, the whole novel is criminally underrated. The plot is exactly what I was hoping for and even more pulse-pounding than I expected. It’s not perfect - a couple of the plot beats fell a little flat, like Little Jimmy and the two romantic options' jealousy - but overall it was a worthwhile read.

Don’t pass this one up!

Real player with 40.0 hrs in game


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What Am I in For?

Vengeful Heart (VH) is a visual novel set in a futuristic dystopian world. The game is purely a reading experience, with only one choice players make close to the very end of the game. Outside of megacities, life is very difficult due in large part to the lack of water and heavily polluted desert sands. Players follow the story of a hydraulics engineer turned activist leader by the name of Josephine Lace, formerly employed by Nepthys, the largest water company in an unnamed city. She ends up losing both her home and job, then soon after begins her crusade against the many injustices her former boss slowly enacted over the course of the story.

Real player with 35.5 hrs in game

Vengeful Heart on Steam