BattleGrounds : War, Tanks And Nukes

BattleGrounds : War, Tanks And Nukes

This Sucks Swamp Water

Real player with 0.3 hrs in game


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Lucky me has the dubious honour of writing the first review for BattleGrounds: War, Tanks and Nukes.

BattleGrounds: War, Tanks and Nukes is a paid version of the free game, Battlegrounds: First Blast. It’s a minimalist 2D top down tower/soldier defense game where you must send your tanks against enemy tanks and defend your base with the single tower and various abilities you get.

As the screenshots show, the graphics here were phoned in. On a bad telephone line while driving through a tunnel. While the phone was turned off. It’s that bad. The level design is terrible, too, it’s barely possible to pass the first level. Next to no thought went into level design.

Real player with 0.1 hrs in game

BattleGrounds : War, Tanks And Nukes on Steam

Rescuer

Rescuer

I played first time like this game in my life. It has some bugs especially on maps and when climbed the ladder. Otherwise it tastes good. I couldn’t find any food or water cuz of that i died. I found market for just weapon and stuffs not more. Tutorial is can be for gameplay at least.

Real player with 2.3 hrs in game


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Not only is this an asset flip, this developer is using multiple developer names and re-selling the same crappy game over and over under different game names!

He’s already released THIS EXACT SAME GAME six months ago under the name “Mission Z” under the developer names “New Games Waves” and “Softwaves”:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1401750/Mission_Z/

I was just trying to review a new FPS game I saw to be honest, but then had extreme deja-vu as I knew I had played this same garbage game about six months ago. I expose this developer and everything he’s doing here, including his breaking the Steam developer TOS in this video:

Real player with 0.5 hrs in game

Rescuer on Steam

The Last Federation

The Last Federation

How do I explain this? Bullet Hell meets Civilizations in Space?

You have 8 races, all with very identifiably anatomies ranging from small furry barn-owls to Metroid style Chozo-esque utopian robots to a planet of robots who act like Bender from Futurama to a warlike crab? people (what the hell is a Burlust). The main game mode has you trying to make a unified Federation to stop genocides like the one that happened to your awesome 4 headed dragon race. You can research technology on you rown or with other races to improve your relations with them, help build structures on planets that can either strengthen defenses, help production/livelihood, or just make a bunch of TV channels that help different races learn that they’re not supposed to hate everyone.

Real player with 114.6 hrs in game


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There is a lot to say about The last federation that already has been said by people better at this kind of stuff than me, but another voice in the ether never hurt nobody :)

Right of the bat it should be said that the general concept is a twist on the old grand strategy formula of “unify the world to win” but excecuted in such a way that your character aren’t a contestant among others as much as the one that decided that an ensured galactic peace is something to work for. As such your job is to first create the federation, and then persuade the eight races of the galaxy to join it.

Real player with 40.5 hrs in game

The Last Federation on Steam