I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator
This game, in a mere 100 hours, has taken everything from me…
I have sacrificed everything I know and love, just to look at that colonel smile.
My wife left me with full custody of the kids. My parents no longer talk to me. Im a mere month away from being
Evicted by my landlord. Ive stopped working, just to play this game. This game has ruined my life, but still, I love it. That sweet sweet colonel. The story is Immersive, and a roller coaster of emotions to play through. Ever since helen left me, this has been the one thing that I still find love in. This game shields me from the cold that is this planet. More importantly, the colonel protects me from the world. The sweet colonel. I never needed helen. All I need is right here, flexing his big muscles, making his next exquisite dish, and being the man I always craved.
– Real player with 256.6 hrs in game
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With stage 5 terminal cancer, the doctors told me it couldn’t be cured. I seen this game come up on my recommended list. I thought to myself “With only hours left to live, I might as well spend my time doing something I enjoy” Starting the game I was filled with immediate joy. The characters were absolutely lovable. The story line has the depth that can only be rivalled by very few AAA titles out there. Every click left me guessing “What’s going to happen next?” and “Will I get to try another one of the Colonels chicken wings of pure ecstasy?” Before I knew it, I was in the kitchen, cooking with the Colonel, helping him create Nan’s potato and gravy. It was absolute bliss!
– Real player with 10.8 hrs in game
Bad Rats: the Rats' Revenge
Let’s make this clear. This game is my life. And no, this isn’t satire so grow up a little bit and understand passion when you see it. I have logged over 730+ hours and I intend to log thousands more. Not only do I play this game daily, but I put over 30+ hours a week into it at the minimum. If you can do math like me that puts it at about 4.28571429 hours a day. (no I didn’t use a calculator, I can do math in my head.) Anyone who is just staring out on steam should get this game. It’s cheap and user friendly. Not to mention is is only O N E dollar! That is incredible! I have gifted this game probably 10 times and I’ll do it again. I’m also a moderator in the Bad Rats discord, which I am highly proud of. I worked tirelessly to get that position and I think I’m close to getting admin. Anyways, no matter the type of gamer you are, Bad Rats is for you. Just don’t think you’ll ever be as good as me. Please give this game a chance to change your life like it did to mine.
– Real player with 1159.7 hrs in game
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Bad Rats is a revolutionary first person shooter that sets a new standard for this era of gaming. This is game published by Electronic Arts and is developed by Dice on the new Frostbite 4 engine to provide a superior graphic fidelity compared to other marvellous titles including Crisis 3. The story of the game takes place in the year 2035 when North Korea officially ends the cease fire for the Korean War and launches a series of surprise attacks on the United States of America and South Korea. North Korea launches an overwhelming amount of long range ballistic missiles towards major metropolitan areas in the United States which devastates the population and cripples the infrastructure of the government to be able to function properly to contain control of the United States. North Korea launches a full scale aerial campaign on Seoul with a relentless wave of troops pouring across the DMZ of North Korea and South Korea. China and the rebuilt Soviet Union organized by Vladimir Putin has been supplying North Korea with highly advanced military technology and expertise has secretly been supporting North Korea for a war since 2006! You play as a squad in the Navy Seals for the United States called “Bad Rats” Your objective is to assassinate all cats in the region of Asia to cut off all food supplies from the North Koreans and collapse the regime of Kim Jong Un. Using the destructible environments from the Frostbite 4 engine you must use the environment for a tactical advantage to exterminate all cats from Asia. Fan favourite maps return including Seige of Shainghai where you must collapse a skyscraper to kill all cats in the building. Facial scanning technology from LA Noire returns to add an extra layer of realism with realistic facial animation movements to add more emotion to the already immersive world. This is a highly addicting shooter that takes place in locations across the world from nuclear wasteland America to the glorious lands of North Korea. You have a massive arsenal of over 500 weapons to use with thousands of gadgets and gun camouflages. Bad Rats is integrated with the Steam Workshop which has created thousands of community maps and gun skins to be submitted into the game for future free DLCs called “Operations”. Each operation adds an extra layer of immersion into the game with a huge variety of community maps and skins to be added to expand the already masterpiece of a game. Bad rats is a very skill based shooter and requires extensive training to truly shine in multiplier. Bad Rats is the only first person shooter on the market to add a innovative competitive mode with ranks to determine your skill level. In multiplayer there are 2 teams. Counter Cats and Cats. The counter cats must plant a bomb on one of the two locations on the map to kill the population of cats in the area. The cats must prevent the counter cats or the “bad rats” from planting the bomb by either killing all the Counter Cats or defusing the bomb to save the population of cats in the premise.Bad Rats is a highly addicting shooter that any seasonal gamer should try out but I assume you already have! Bad Rats global sales have exceeded 1 billion on the first day outselling the Call of Duty franchise. It is very rare to see game a game this flawless since the release of Half Life 2. If you like first person shooter games you already own bad rats, if you don’t you are missing out on one of the most brilliant game of this century.
– Real player with 404.5 hrs in game
TOGETHER VR
My review…the good and the not so good.
first off….it looks AMAZING…WONDERFUL!! the creators sure are on to something and really show you the possibilities of what VR can do and how much better it might get in the future with these type of VR demonstations. I MUCH prefer this type of thing rather than shooting games…because I think someday…people like these creators will perfect things like this even more and make it even more immersive.
the game boots up and you find yourself in a beautiful,comfy, brightly lit apartment of a highrise, and a fun pretty and bubbly girl is sitting there on the couch watching TV. so, this whole thing is basically a short VR technology showoff….this isnt a full experience along the lines of Kanojo. but even at only 12 dollars theres lots here to admire. so if you have a VR headset,why not pick it up. you play darts with her and then go up against her in a VR firefight and then sit at a dinner table with her feeding each other and playing rock paper scissors and then hunt for an envelope. its fun and I LOVE how the apartment changes from daylight to night. beautiful atmosphere.
– Real player with 7.2 hrs in game
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I recommend this game for the Dart game, the VR game (yes, a VR game inside of a VR game), and the eye candy. Rock, Paper, Scissors is cute, and a pleasant experience after the work it took to get there. I do not recommend it for anyone that is looking for anything overtly sexual, nor would I recommend it to anyone that is not interested in unrealistically proportioned VR girls. ;)
For the VR game, be prepared to face all 4 cardinal directions, and also prepared to move, duck, and shoot at the same time. I loved that game, if you are patient and keep your head on a “swivel” you can work your way through it easily enough. Darts were pleasant, and almost close to the right actions with a real dartboard, although the virtual distance did not appear to be “regulation,” you are too close! (or was I cheating? “Mei” complained that I was too close, but that might have also been because I was standing really close to her when she was throwing too.) :)
– Real player with 3.2 hrs in game
Mosaique Neko Waifus 2
I had given a negative review to previous Hentai Mosaique Neko Waifu due to excessive achievements of special powers and skills and tiring need to play same puzzles 100 times! That has been fixed thankfully this game. This game so far is perhaps best of the series.
Nor multiple replays needed can achieve all by the time you finish the last puzzle! So the new powers of Waifu and old powers of Hentai Girl Mosaique are mixed up across 40 puzzles. You need install the Free 18+ Adult DLC patch to unlock all puzzles and achievements! Most all are automated except Earthquake and Solve Bomb [My most favorite in the entire series it solves a huge chunk of puzzles with 5-10 pieces depending on leveling]. Rest like Critical Strike / Punch, Random Solve, Rain of Love, Airstrike, Sparkle, Peek etc are there. Most achievements unlock automatic, You need use Earthquake 10 times manually. The 25x-50x-100x achievements are gone Thank God! One new power added is Surprise Gift one that needs activation 5x.
– Real player with 11.8 hrs in game
–-{Graphics}—
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe
—{Gameplay}—
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t
—{Audio}—
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape
—{Audience}—
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Human
☐ Lizards
—{PC Requirements}—
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
—{Difficulty}—
– Real player with 6.3 hrs in game
Sakura Spirit
This should be the only game available on steam, I don’t understand how this hasn’t been a top seller.
It has everything anyone could want in one videogame:
-Anime
-Boobs
-Wet Boobs
-Cat Girls
-Roleplaying boobs
-Stimulation boobs
-Suspense boobs
-Drama boobs
-Kawaii boobs
and the list goes on and on…
If you don’t own this game I think you’d be wise to just purchase this product, this company has really set the standard for PC gaming since this release and you can see it influence the develpoment of popular titles such as Crysis 3, Battlefield 4, Max Payne 3, Diablo 3, Bioshock: Infinite and much, much more.
– Real player with 12.2 hrs in game
“There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.”
Mark Twain
Wait, a fox-girl?
Sakura Spirit is a wonderful story about one guy and some “special” girls. The situations are very funny and sometimes so absurd that you can’t not laugh. But and that is the point you have to know, its like you read a book or a manga or something else. A visual novel isn’t a “real” game where you can interact with your environment. You get some beautiful wallpapers from those girls that show you the current situation. But that’s all. You have only one decision in the whole game and the story ends always equal! So i only recommend it if you like to read, are interested in an unusual funny story and see some great wallpapers with some ecchi. Otherwise i can’t recommend this visual novel for you.
– Real player with 8.0 hrs in game
Muse Dash
This is a temporary WARNING review as the game is currently unplayable for many users. The last update introduced many bugs which make the game literary unplayable for many players and unpleasant to play for others. It came out on Friday and there was no fix nor any sort of communication from the devs since. The least they could do is to rollback to a previous version and at least apologize, but there is nothing.
The biggest issue being that you can’t play ANY levels, you just get stuck on purple screen with music in the background while no inputs register, you must force close the game to get out.
– Real player with 289.2 hrs in game
Great introduction to rhythm games, easy to start with but there’s a lot of challenge as well. Basically, just tap the keys to smash the enemies to the rhythm of the song.
At the base price, this game is a steal. If you like the basegame, get the DLC, you won’t be disappointed.
I definitely recommend unless the weeabooish graphics and music are totally not your thing. Personally I think the songs are mostly bangers and the girls are cute. And Rin is the best girl.
– Real player with 173.6 hrs in game