Grand Theft Auto IV: Complete Edition
Great game, maybe even the best GTA. One of my personal favorites for sure. Which is why I’m sad to say I’m currently uninstalling this game. Not because it’s bad, but instead because Rockstar Games/Take Two are horrible corporations. I have bought this game 3 times and of those 3 versions it is seemingly apparent the only 1 I actually own is my physical Xbox 360 copy. Being forced to use the Rockstar Launcher is already a violation of our rights, then they have the balls to pull down this REQUIRED Launcher at ANY moment in time. Do yourself a favor and find another way to own this game. The further you rid yourself of the plague that is Rockstar Games and their launcher the better off you’ll be. Otherwise, 10/10 game(w/ mods to fix Rockstar’s mess of course).
– Real player with 147.2 hrs in game
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Grand Theft Auto IV & Episodes From Liberty City is 10/10 in story and fun missions & side activities to do. and please if you don’t own this game yet I highly recommend you to get it on a sale or something before R* release the Gta IV remaster in 2023 because they’ll remove this game in the future and we all know that the OG games are always better than a remastered game that’s made by a company who’s making mobile ports. so please buy this it’s better to be safe than sorry.
– Real player with 89.3 hrs in game
Grand Theft Auto IV: The Complete Edition
Great game, maybe even the best GTA. One of my personal favorites for sure. Which is why I’m sad to say I’m currently uninstalling this game. Not because it’s bad, but instead because Rockstar Games/Take Two are horrible corporations. I have bought this game 3 times and of those 3 versions it is seemingly apparent the only 1 I actually own is my physical Xbox 360 copy. Being forced to use the Rockstar Launcher is already a violation of our rights, then they have the balls to pull down this REQUIRED Launcher at ANY moment in time. Do yourself a favor and find another way to own this game. The further you rid yourself of the plague that is Rockstar Games and their launcher the better off you’ll be. Otherwise, 10/10 game(w/ mods to fix Rockstar’s mess of course).
– Real player with 147.2 hrs in game
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Grand Theft Auto IV & Episodes From Liberty City is 10/10 in story and fun missions & side activities to do. and please if you don’t own this game yet I highly recommend you to get it on a sale or something before R* release the Gta IV remaster in 2023 because they’ll remove this game in the future and we all know that the OG games are always better than a remastered game that’s made by a company who’s making mobile ports. so please buy this it’s better to be safe than sorry.
– Real player with 89.3 hrs in game
Grand Theft Auto V
This Review is mostly about the online version of the game, as I can still recommend the singleplayer as a good experience.
Do yourself a favour, don’t buy this game, It’s full of hackers who won’t let you enjoy the game. Though can avoid them by using some methods, you’d basically have to miss out of some game features, including some of the best ways of making money in this grindy game.
I’d recommend buying something else with your money, this isn’t worth much now in the condition it is in. Oh and it has such a toxic community, most people just want to up their K/D, so they target lowlevels or people who don’t fight back and kill them over and over relentlessly.
– Real player with 2602.9 hrs in game
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as a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game, on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked, she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. I have lots of sex. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome, one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. I am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and have lots of sex.
– Real player with 2087.0 hrs in game
Grand Theft Auto: Episodes from Liberty City
Copy-pasted from my IV review. This is a review of both GTA IV and EFLC.
Honestly one of the best games I have ever played. Compared to V, I think there are some things that IV does better, euphoria physics, vehicle handling, story, realism in general; It’s nice if that’s the kind of thing you’re looking for. V improved in certain areas, and included a lot of things that IV was lacking. I don’t think either is better than the other, but I personally prefer IV.
The game runs OK,
specs:
Intel Core i5-3570 3.40GHz
– Real player with 180.3 hrs in game
The Lost and Damned
This episode focuses on motorcycles, as you would expect from a game that revolves around a biker gang. If GTA4 wasn’t gritty enough for you, this one’s even grittier. Storywise, it’s about the same level of grittiness as GTA4, if not more, If you like riding bikes, you’ll like this episode; Johnny Klebitz has mastered the delicate art of not flying off his bike when clipping a lamp post at 20 miles an hour. Though he’s not as good of a driver as Niko, and you’ll definitely notice that if and when you get behind the wheel. There’s more content in general, including an exclusive set of weapons to play with, including an autopistol, a sawed-off shotgun, and a grenade launcher. You get all three of these pretty damn early in the game; the sawed-off is Johnny’s starter weapon and he can fire it while riding! Worth playing if you want to follow a parallel, equally if not more gritty story to Niko’s.
– Real player with 65.2 hrs in game
Grand Theft Auto
I have to say, I was surprised by just how good this game is. In the blurry screenshots on the store page, it comes across as archaic to the point of being down right unplayable, but it is, in fact, a full formed Grand Theft Auto game. Each style of car drives differently and sports the fake radio stations this series has become known for. Those stations are a little too limited for the amount of time you’ll be driving around; it’s like one song plus a commercial per car theme, but as long as you’re sure to switch between styles frequently they won’t cross into obnoxious territory.
– Real player with 26.4 hrs in game
I never got to play the first game in the series back int he day, even though I did manage to get my hands on the PlayStation version. I guess since my first ever introduction to the GTA series was already in the 3D universe I got a bit put off by the less story-driven 2D games. Now I see this was quite a fun experience. But still, I would hardly call it my favorite, and can only muster up enough to say it’s just a bit underwhelming.
First of all, it’s the very reason this was pulled out of Steam: you can only run the game once. For some reason, the port changes a file type after you play a level that makes it so when it tries to read it again to start a new level the games simply crashes. You literally had to make a backup of the original file and manually replace it every time you wanted to play or look for a 3rd party program that fixes the file before launching the game and, if you wanted steam to properly read your game time like me, make a custom exe that would replace the original one so steam knew when you launched the game. It’s a similar experience to playing Fallout Fixit, but there the vanilla game works even if you don’t want the extra fixes, here it’s mandatory if you want to play and just that is enough to get a negative review as an experience since it would just be better to get the original PC version or even the PlayStation one.
– Real player with 21.8 hrs in game
Police Simulator: Patrol Officers
It may be a bit buggy here and there, But it’s seriously impressive for a small studio in early access. It is also really fun to role play about. Here is a bit of unexpected fun from today … I delayed shooting a taser on a fleeing suspect only to have a random drunk driver swerve towards us and take him out causing a three car pileup that I had to investigate and clear up while being indirectly the cause of the crash. Do I take the suspect into custody or call him an ambulance? choices, am I right?
– Real player with 32.6 hrs in game
Pros
It’s a great Sim with great potential, I’m sure it’s going to be one of the best police sims on steam when leaves the early access, I have to say they have a great taste in designing the city, districts vary from each other and have different scenery. It reminds me of my favorite city Boston! Traffic missions are enjoyable and their variety keeps you busy and satisfied during your shift. The graphic is really great in this game, you going to take too many screenshots while playing. Parks are very green along with eye-catching sculptures and decorations throughout the city. Different Police stations that you could spawn from or finish your report when done. Nice Game setting and support of the controller and other languages. It has an Informative manual and tutorials to guide you. You could report the bugs and suggest your ideas there are warm and attentive developers valuing your time and request.
– Real player with 30.9 hrs in game
Grand Theft Auto 2
This GTA is different due to the camera angle, it has more of a 2D feel to it. However the idea is the same, open world game where you steal cars, kill people and explore. The cities are like levels, you beat a city and then go to the next one. There are 3 of them and each city has 3 gangs. The thing is, you can’t travel from one city to another. Instead you gotta choose them from the menu. The way you beat them is a little different too. Instead of completing specific missions, or a number of missions, in this one you gotta reach a specific amount of money. The money system is a little bit different in this game as you get money from kills and vehicles destroyed. Missions will give you money too. So you got 2 options : Either join a gang and complete missions for them or destroy everything until you reach the amount of money needed. Be careful with gangs, respect is everything! The more you kill other gang members the more likely you will get attacked when you enter their area (kinda similar to San Andreas).
– Real player with 466.9 hrs in game
This GTA is different due to the camera angle, it has more of a 2D feel to it. However the idea is the same, open world game where you steal cars, kill people and explore. The cities are like levels, you beat a city and then go to the next one. There are 3 of them and each city has 3 gangs. The thing is, you can’t travel from one city to another. Instead you gotta choose them from the menu. The way you beat them is a little different too. Instead of completing specific missions, or a number of missions, in this one you gotta reach a specific amount of money. The money system is a little bit different in this game as you get money from kills and vehicles destroyed. Missions will give you money too. So you got 2 options : Either join a gang and complete missions for them or destroy everything until you reach the amount of money needed. Be careful with gangs, respect is everything! The more you kill other gang members the more likely you will get attacked when you enter their area (kinda similar to San Andreas).
– Real player with 39.0 hrs in game
Police Getaway
Police Getaway is an open world racing game focused around police chases. Take on a role of Chuck Chase, a former movie stuntsman turned mafia driver. When the head of a local criminal empire kidnapped his family, Chuck knew that saving them would not come easy. Blackmailed into cooperation he will have to use all his daredevil skills to perform the most dangerous missions and save his family.
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Play the story campaign focused around doing the most risky driving jobs for the head of the local mafia.
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Take on various side missions to acquire additional funds.
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Perform daredevil stunts to earn Respect.
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Buy different cars and upgrade them in various auto shops around the city.
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Explore the city of Paradise Lost and its outskirts, find all the hidden collectibles and secrets.
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And finally, remember, DO NOT GET CAUGHT!
Driver® Parallel Lines
So firstly off the bat I should say I have WAY more playtime on this, but I recently bought it on Steam and haven’t played that much, so don’t go ‘‘OMG u only haev 2 hrs, wtf m8’’ on me.
So. Driver® Parallel Lines.
This was one of the first games I ever played on my computer and I absolutely adored it.
It is one of the most underrated Driver games, and I recently even saw some hate on it which was really unecessary to be honest, cus this is one of my favorites from the Driver series.
So the price is in fact aswell really low and I think you should get it, cus it’s worth it.
– Real player with 40.9 hrs in game
Well, I always kinda had strange relations with Driver series. Though I usually preferred it to the widely popular GTA, because driving away from lots of cops through city streets was more interesting for me than just making chaos and rampage on streets, I didn’t understand why it tried to parody GTA so much after the second title. The only similar thing between those games was open city, but ideas and gameplay were very different. So, Driv3r was a big disappointment and financial failure, however the series didn’t close and in 2006 we got Parallel Lines. And initially, you think that maybe that is a Driver game we all need: a lot of cars, ability to customize them, a lot of car-related side activities and story taking place in 70s – golden age of muscle cars and car-related movies, what can go wrong? Well, though all these things are technically in the game, the physics itself downgraded quite even in comparison to the third title: cars don’t have inertia, physics is very arcade and you can never lose control of your car even if you really try to. So in the end it feels like you are driving some radio-controlled toy cars, rather than big powerful muscle cars. In addition to all this the game still for some reason tries to parody GTA: yeah, though shooting became much more convenient since the previous game, it still quite far from what GTA had. And no, I do not say that Driver should forget about the guns once and for all, they can be a way to diverse gameplay a bit, like shooting while chasing another car or shooting chasers from the back seat, but building whole levels around shooting only is a very bad decision. At least because it instantly shows shooting system’s problems and at most because the game’s called Driver, not Shooter!
– Real player with 25.4 hrs in game
Mafia II (Classic)
Mafia II is one of the best organized crime games, especially if we take realistic games with organized crime as the main theme. It’s also one of the best third-person shooter, and aged very well, even a decade later, it still feels as good as back in 2010.
Story
You play as sicilian immigrant, Vito Scaletta, whose family traveled to the USA looking for a better life, but reality turned out to be more grim and harsh than Vito’s parents imagined. Seeing how his father lives a miserable life and became a drunkard due to his hard job and poverty, Vito decided to not repeat his mistakes. His father eventually dies during the accident at the docks. He met Joe, a local bully and a cool guy, and eventually, due to lack of jobs and poverty, the two decided to become a small time criminals, thieves, essentially, during one such operation, Vito got caught, and between going to prison or helping USA with the invasion of Sicily, as a native italian speaker, he decided to go to war. And that’s only the beginning of his life path.
– Real player with 105.5 hrs in game
“I BECAME A CRIMINAL BECAUSE I DID NOT WANT TO BECOME A VICTIM”
Welcome to Empire Bay. Sunny place full of opportunities for those who can take them. Yes, I’m talking to you Vito & Joe. Yes, you too Mr. Vinci. I see you over there Alberto Clemente. Yeah, that’s right Carlo Falcone. I can keep on naming these fellas over and over again because this game was filled with gentlemen like these.
Vito Scalleta got tired of bureaucratic bullsh*t so he got shot right in the butt, that he could leave Europe and go straight back to Joe, so these two can put in the work, get up in the Mafia hierarchy, sky rocketing up in the mob family ladder so he can get what they all want - THAT GREEN THING.
– Real player with 62.2 hrs in game