Crossing Guard Joe

Crossing Guard Joe

Experience the thrills and spills of being a crossing guard in this action arcade game! Step into the working man’s boots of Crossing Guard Joe as he battles the combined forces of angry motorists and bureaucratic red tape.

  • The gameplay requires hands-on action and quick thinking. The drivers of Monoxide City have no respect for traffic laws, pedestrians, common decency, or YOU. They won’t stop for anything so you’ll need to be quick on your feet and able to make snap-decisions to safely shepard all the kids across the street.

  • The easy-to-learn 4-button control scheme is intuitive even to casual players. But the challenge of the levels ramp up steadily. Easy to pick up, hard to master.

  • Besides angry motorists you’ll also have to contend with the bureaucrats down at city hall hitting you with ever more strict rules regarding how many kids are allowed to get pancaked on a given day.

  • 5 days a week for 5 weeks. As you progress through the 25 level campaign you will face ever-worsening traffic conditions and environmental hazards. You start the game off with nothing but your trusty stop-sign and your pointing-arm, but as you progress you might find helpful objects, like barriers and traffic lights.

  • Your score is determined by speed, crossing-combos, and of course how many kids you manage to get across the street. Refine your strategy for each level for better scores and reach for the top spot on the online leaderboards.

Good luck out there, Joe. The kids of Monoxide City are counting on YOU!


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Crossing Guard Joe on Steam

Cargo Transportation: Low Poly

Cargo Transportation: Low Poly

Cool 3D game, great design!

Real player with 3.0 hrs in game


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Quite addicting but I rage a lot but like the game but VERY glitchy should be fixed

Real player with 2.3 hrs in game

Cargo Transportation: Low Poly on Steam

Extreme racing

Extreme racing

Oyun görsellerden göreceğiniz üzere 2D yarış oyunu. Ok tuşlarıyla aracı yönlendiriyoruz. Rakipleri geçip birinci olmanız gerekir. 8 farklı araç bulunmakta ve bunları yolda topladığınız paralarla araçları satın alıyoruz. Oyun ne çok güzel ne de kötü. Eksiklikleri var sadece. Mesela şunlar:

  • Araç kontrolü biraz daha iyi olabilirdi araç dönüşlerde dönmüyor.

  • Farklı haritalar gelebilir.

  • Online olsa efsane olurdu. Şöyle arkadaşlarla bir rekabet olabilirdi.

  • Farklı yarış tipleri olabilir. Örneğin zamana karşı yarış gibi.

Real player with 0.2 hrs in game


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Extreme Racing/Neon Microlife is a “template flip”, that is to say, it’s a “game” that has been produced by using a game construction kit template/tutorial, and changing a few things. In this case it was a game construction kit/template for doing a simple 2D top down arcade “racing” game. At least in this case the “developer” was honest enough to give credit for the game assets they ripped off from other people. Usually the “developers” who churn out these kinds of things pretend the art assets are theirs.

Real player with 0.1 hrs in game

Extreme racing on Steam

Food Delivery Battle

Food Delivery Battle

Update 9/3/2021:

This day marks the end of my food delivery career.

After a fierce battle, my arch nemesis “NiiChungShanChiiShingChun” beat my WR, ate my tofu and had sex with my wife. In the past, everyone respected me and looked up to me, but now even beginners laugh at me and call me a pathetic loser. I put my life into this game, poured thousands of dollars into my bike, practiced every corner at least 100 times a day and then NiiChung came and took everything from me.

I hate you Niichung…

Real player with 1.9 hrs in game

Simple but very fun little Crazy Taxi like game. Deliver food, earn money, upgrade your bike, it’s that easy. There’s 3 different stages (so far), 2 different game modes, and also supports using your very own VRoid character.

Real player with 1.8 hrs in game

Food Delivery Battle on Steam

All To Race

All To Race

I beat fat’s record

Real player with 1.8 hrs in game

I beat fat’s record

Real player with 1.2 hrs in game

All To Race on Steam

Illegal Race Tuning

Illegal Race Tuning

everything

Real player with 58.7 hrs in game

maybe good

Real player with 28.2 hrs in game

Illegal Race Tuning on Steam

Crash Time 2

Crash Time 2

“I don’t have any argument but I don’t like it !” -Bad reviews from a random lowbob. 0/10

“Like Skyrim with Polizei.” -IGN 2/10

“Polizei, oktoberfest, ausfarht, dummkopfs.” -Medic 11/10

So, first of all, this game doesn’t deserve all those bad reviews. Everyone seems to have played this game for only 15 minutes, and honestly, you can’t judge a game within 15 minutes. This game reviews are clearly manichaean ; you have two possibilities according to Steam reviews : you completly disregarded it because you played a few minutes and no minigun spawned on your car or you will find this game “somewhat OK”. In my honest opinion, I really liked this game. Of course, there is tons of better game in that game style, like the FlatOut series, but this game got a decent amount of pros. Let me make a list of the pros, the cons and the neutrals.

Real player with 76.1 hrs in game

Usually I finish game first and write review later. But this game is special. Ingame counter tells me that I have completed 42% of game and I just have to describe my last mission. As a warning.

There is tl:dr part after story - you can skip it if you value your time.

You choose part of the city where you will respawn, then car (marked with red flag which means that there is availible mission for it). So far so good.

Voice in radio tells about kidnapped bus. Voice acting is terrible but I don’t mind - they don’t talk too much. Story is garbage - realy. We know that blue bus was kidnapped… And this is our only info - so we chase nearest red dot on the map. Bus driver acts like he was crazy. Drives on wrong lane/in the middle of the road. He’s speeding and make turns that would seriously harm people inside. I think it’s the one… and nope. Apparently this is how bus is supposed to behave on road. Whatever - after 10 minutes I have found the right one. Kidnappers took only one passenger and drived away already. Luckilly (no spoilers - but story is really bad - just more driving and bad voice acting). Now I collect money (?) chase my kidnapped partner (and kidnapped girl) and switch cars with bandit (did I said that story is bad?). There is bomb inside new car so I have to travel 1,5 km fast (some plot garbage).

Real player with 26.7 hrs in game

Crash Time 2 on Steam

Frick, Inc.

Frick, Inc.

Very unique game, cool idea but can get pretty slow after a while when you die late in a stage.

Game runs good on my potato computer.

Kenney deserves all praise he can get for all the free stuff he puts out there so you should definitely buy this one to support him!

Real player with 0.9 hrs in game

Frick, Inc. on Steam

Race me now

Race me now

Race Fast, Race others, Race Me Now!

Race sneaky opponents in beautiful surroundings. Races is fast and ruthless, the other drivers will try to push you out of the road to take your place. Will you be able to push them first? Will you be able to beat them all? Will you be able to be the champion?

Features

Race Fast

Experience unique driving mechanics when competing with 11 opponents

Race in beautiful scenery

Enjoy 4 breathtaking race tracks

Race in fast cars

Master driving all available cars, more than 20 cars available

Race me now on Steam

Synthwave Dream ‘85

Synthwave Dream ‘85

Yo, I don’t know why I like this game. I really do. If more things meld towards my interests, i.e. online multiplayer with VAC support, trading cards, some sort of digital storage space for multiple vehicles…

There’s a heavy emphasis on going high speed & listening to loud music, which I think misses the point of modern capabilities in its search to be a retroactively retro hit. Y’know? I sort of, for lack of a better term, picked up speed, right uh, away. But I still can’t drift, and that’s like, the basis of the game?

Real player with 41.8 hrs in game

2018/12/8 

■近況報告(Recent report)

Play Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKCL-toTGg4&t=13s

巨大な顔が後方から迫ってくる"ナイトメアモード"が追加されました。

これは従来の"インフィニートドリームモード"と違いゆっくりと走ると顔に追い付かれてゲームオーバーになります。

つまりタイム制限のようなもので、レースゲーム色の強い内容となっています。

(“Nightmare mode” in which a huge face comes closer from the back has been added.

Unlike the traditional “Infinito Dream Mode”, if you run slowly you will catch up with the face and it will be a game over.

In other words, it is something like a time limit, and it has a strong content of the race game colors.)

Real player with 23.7 hrs in game

Synthwave Dream '85 on Steam