The Road to Gelendzhik Palace
Best 59 cent game ever. Took about 14 minutes to beat the game.
– Real player with 0.5 hrs in game
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Game is short, like 15 minutes of playtime short
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No options; can’t change volume/sound settings; can’t change video settings
– Real player with 0.5 hrs in game
Gold Diggers
The term “Gold Diggers” has many meanings. It’s up to you how you want to interpret it. In the game, you can earn your prestige, or you can get involved with a rich person to wallow in luxury. Remember that not all gold that shines and you can search for your ‘gold’ inside yourself to find the most valuable paths of life.
The main aim of the game is to show the life in the 21st century – fast, oriented on consumption and with low awareness. The idea of the creators of the game is to encourage player reflection and awaken everyone who still dreams their programmed dream.\
[YOU]
You can choose between a *woman or a man. You start your adventure as a handy man who owns a decaying car made in 1994 and has only paid the last rent at the Motel.
You decide your fate and your development. You can become a personal trainer or a lecturer at the university, or you can practice yoga and grow your business.
The way you behave, how you look and what you do affect your Mucho Points and your Level of Enlightenment, which in turn determine your relationships and friendships.
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My Friend Stalin
conducting the Politburo in my room has been a pleasure.
I…Cant….Log….Off…
send in the tanks
– Real player with 29.5 hrs in game
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This is by far, the most amazing game i have ever gotten i got it for all of my friends, orgasamed in seconds.
– Real player with 4.1 hrs in game
Deported 2: Build That Wall
Agent Grump is back, and ready to fight the endless battle against those forces trying to flood earth with illegal space aliens. This time, Agent Grump’s nemesis has grown even stronger, and it is up to you to help him carry out his mission to BUILD THAT WALL, and Make Earth Great Again. Like it’s predecessor, it is packed with contemporary political satire, it’s easy to learn and fun to play. Not for the easily butthurt.
– Real player with 1.4 hrs in game
I’ve been wracking my brain for about 2 weeks tring to figure out how to review the game without simply saying “it’s more of the same” (that’s lazy), however that does seem to be the fact of the matter. Level progression (enemy types are the same; speed goblins at level 2, the seekers, the diehards, etc) are about the same as the first one but the map layouts are different. So rest assured that you’re not playing the same game twice. Still a short game that can be completed in under an hour. I still find the comedy still enjoyable, with the game’s story continuing the narrative of political satire that surrounds Ronald J Grump and Killary and the hilarity that ensued from 2016.
– Real player with 1.3 hrs in game
Toilet Paper Unleashed
It quite possibly changed my life. I feel as though all 23 years I’ve been alive have been leading up to the moment where I could claim my throne of porcelain, all so that these golden rolls of ivory butt-wipery could fuel my legacy. This game isn’t just a game. It’s a lifestyle that EVERYONE should aspire to achieve. The toilet paper may have been what was unleashed, but I think after holding back for all my life, I take my seat again, ready to unleash the brown legacy beneath my bowels.
– Real player with 0.6 hrs in game
i went and collected yoilet paper it was hard because the last 1 was so hard but i still did it and i won i am the best buy game cheap
– Real player with 0.2 hrs in game
Countryballs: Modern Ballfare
I thought that Minecraft and roblox were amazing, I GUESS I WAS WRONG…
COZ THIS IS BEST GAME I’VE EVER PLAYED THIS IS THE BEST SHOOTING GAME OF COUNTRYBALLS
TYSM for making this game and Never ever remove Taiwan from this game
– Real player with 18.7 hrs in game
balls
bought it because i am countryballs person, best game of the year
pros:
it exists
it exists
and it exists
cons:
none
update 2 months after the release nobody plays this game anymore so if you actually expect multiplayer don’t anymore, still fun with bots
– Real player with 9.6 hrs in game
Election Year Knockout
A really fun Punch-Out style game, featuring funny parodies of US politicians (Crenshaw being one of my favourites and you’ll see why). Each opponent has their own gimmick that’s fun to figure out, and are all satisfying to beat up. There’s no deep political commentary or anything, just parodies mocking US politicians, much like how the Punch-Out games mocked stereotypes of different nationalities and cultures. The EX boxers are all fun, souped-up rematches against the fighters, serving as a really nice bonus newgame+ for after you’ve done everything else. Much like the Title Defence fights in Punch-Out Wii, these are much harder than the original fights and offer a huge variety of newer, more devastating attacks for each rematch that the player will have to learn and adapt to. The challenges in each fight help boost the game’s replayability, there’s 10 for every fighter in the game (5 for normal and 5 for EX) and they can be tough to figure out, but extremely satisfying once you’ve got them all. The roster is quite limited, however the devs have considered adding more boxers if the game gets enough traction (personally I’m hoping for Bojo to get in). I’d definitely recommend if you’re a fan of Punch-Out or if you just like taking the piss out of US politics.
– Real player with 24.4 hrs in game
Not one hundred percent flushed out and people who want to complete everything will be frustrated at some mission because you have no clue why something did not count. But for the most part and the main gameplay, this is just gorgeus. plays nice and funny. long and hard at the later fights until you know what you are doing
– Real player with 18.3 hrs in game
CAPITALISM The action board game for one player
‘CAPITALISM The action board game for one player’ is a real-time board game/ card game hybrid where your goal is to become a millionaire. Build your property empire, compete for cash prizes in high stakes mini-games, and (hopefully) earn more than you spend.
A compelling mix of strategy and action, with minigames spanning a wide variety of genres. A mix of arcade classics, platforming, bullet hell and more.
Put down your copy of Microsoft Paint, ‘CAPITALISM The action board game for one player’ features a character creator that lets you design literally anything you can think of. Easily save, load and share characters with friends using a special code format.
Strategically place cards around the board to optimise revenue. Will you be able to offset your lavish spending habits with a healthy income stream?
Crush your rivals. Pay your debts. Can you master the art of generating capital? What will you spend your £1,000,000 on?
Pandemia: Virus Outbreak
fun little game! i tried both ways destroy the earth as fast as i could and save the earth both pretty hard! was fun be cool they add a bit more as it will be repetitive
youtube video of game play if you would like to see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh44cRAwEbU
– Real player with 0.5 hrs in game
Card game with simple mechanics where you have to choose one path or another, not much of branching here. Anyway it is enjoyable, especially for the price author asking for it. It also could be a lot of fun playing with friends and family.
I would love to see author adding more randomness and third-party(nature?) playing against you or more challenging events when player progresses into the game, to make things worse.
– Real player with 0.3 hrs in game
Putin VS Zombies
It is one of the best games I ever played. Some time is needed to get to know the controls but after that was figured out the game was super fun. As long as you don’t play around you can’t lose because all your abilities are overpowered and super fast ready. After you completed the game all levels reset and get harder. I’ve completed this game around times, it’s just super addicting. The Songs are awesome but a bit loud on my point.
Pros.: Funny Gameplay
Every Stage has its unique design
– Real player with 0.7 hrs in game
An accurate representation of the current geopolitcal situation. I learned a lot. (Corey I absolutely despise you for buying me this)
– Real player with 0.7 hrs in game