SIT DOWN, PLEASE

SIT DOWN, PLEASE

Game is a 1 out of 10 for the sheer fact it’s broken Video here (once it uploads) w/ time stamps to dialogue outside of the ending you can’t reach and the crashes: https://youtu.be/R_UDuAQKmQE

Disclaimer Unlike the other reviewers so far I actually played the full game (that you can play BEFORE making my review)

The first part of the game has the most redundant mechanic and takes sooooooooo long literally like 5-6 minutes a person to max the juice and you’re literally just managing 2 things. The story is really hard to follow the grammar is a bit off and you’re thrust into the world told A B and C and the story doesn’t really give you enough information about the world to draw you in and feel involved in the plot to be honest. I did enjoy the flashback with the grandpa that was probably the highlight of the game and story. (the story is probably the best part of the game by far). THE WORST PART IS you get all the way to the end and the heart crashes your game. I literally tried so many different ways to beat it the mechanic for even playing the ending is terribly hard because your chain move and your single light up move are on the same key and with the BACK TO BACK TO BACK COMBOS it’s almost impossible to get them without erasing your moves plus the heart heals when you make a mistake, so imagine my surprise when the game crashes after I FINALLY brought him to probably his last phase. Hopefully the crash situation will get fixed for future players. The game would have been a 6 out of 10 if it worked the story was interesting even though it’s not told particularly well told and it tries to do some neat things but the first part of the game drags because of redundancy.

Real player with 8.5 hrs in game


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I wasn’t expecting a game like this at first, but it drew me in pretty much immediately. The story is really intriguing and well done, so are the characters and the ending was a nice twist. But the spearhead of this game is the atmosphere, the mood that transmits is really powerful, giving me different emotions, from distress to sadness. In a word: dark.

The only flaw, if you’re looking for a game with fast-paced gameplay, fun and dynamic, this game is not for you. In fact, it’s a bit repetitive, but once you understand that the gameplay is functional to the narrative, a simple device to tell a story, it’s something you can live with easily. In addition, there is also a fast game mode that shortens the timing and does not make you lose anything in terms of plot, a mode that I sincerely recommend to anyone who wants to approach the story giving up a little immersiveness. Basically, a game that you do not see every day and that I fully recommend.

Real player with 3.8 hrs in game

SIT DOWN, PLEASE on Steam

CHARIOT WARS

CHARIOT WARS

Watch intro which lasts 5+ minutes and cuts off before its' conclusion.

Start my first race, the AI pull ahead.

The AI swap positions with each other off screen.

Catch up with said AI, and they are in a perfect line, no swapping of positions.

But, still shows AI swapping positions on the side bar?

Insert confusion.

Pass some chariots - shows me in last position.

Pass all chariots, cross the start/finish line first, tells me I lost.

Insert more confusion.

Restart race…

The AI start climbing up the scenery and doing doughnuts.

Real player with 5.2 hrs in game


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After getting this game as a gift, I now want to pay my friend for getting it. I also want to pay him for getting himself a copy because I now have a seriously dangerous urge to get into a car crash. This games CPU has an IQ worse than its fps as they will slam the walls cheeks harder than Jordi El Nino. The worse thing about this though is the 5 minute intro. The only reason we all played this is because of the lore. 11/10

PS if you’re into 500cc mario kart, this is for you.

Real player with 5.0 hrs in game

CHARIOT WARS on Steam

Commissar Catlov

Commissar Catlov

Hopefully no animals were harmed in the creation of this garbage?

Real player with 7.0 hrs in game


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Best $2.69 I spent.

Real player with 0.2 hrs in game

Commissar Catlov on Steam

Maze Party

Maze Party

So the game initally starts off with really fuzzy graphics. If you fix the resolution size, it will make the graphics manageable. From there, the difficulty is what you make it. If you want it really hard, it gets really hard. It is fun with friends for sure. I think it’s worth the try, and it has a lot of potential.

Real player with 0.5 hrs in game

Maze Party on Steam

Oracle Trials

Oracle Trials

Oracle Trials is a 2D platformer about a warrior in armor that reminds me of a kind of mario game.

Yes, the graphics here are pixelated, but the musical accompaniment and an interesting story make you not pay attention to it.

And as they say, we need to regain our strength by killing bad opponents.

Real player with 5.2 hrs in game

If you love platformers as much as I do, then you should definitely play Oracle Trials. I won’t say that this is a revolution in the genre, but it is a very high-quality platformer with a bunch of different features and an interesting perspective. I didn’t expect anything from the game, but I got a lot of pleasure. The game has extremely nice graphics, great music and very responsive character controls.

7/10.

Real player with 4.4 hrs in game

Oracle Trials on Steam

Otti: house keeper

Otti: house keeper

This is a funny game with puzzles (sometimes too hard to solve it from the first try). Some levels can be completed very quickly, but before passing some I had to think carefully. In some places, you need to act fast enough. Nice puzzle for a few nights, also can be a great family game.

10/10 screaming thieves :D

Real player with 1.6 hrs in game

A very creative puzzle game. Defend treasures from thieves by strategically placing traps around the house and scare them away. Each thief has its own phobia but some thieves aren’t scared easily!

https://youtu.be/K1RWHns1DiE

Real player with 1.1 hrs in game

Otti: house keeper on Steam

Remy Raccoon and the Lost Temple

Remy Raccoon and the Lost Temple

Nice little game. Some of the levels are quite frustrating, but in a good way.

Real player with 2.2 hrs in game

Remy Raccoon and the Lost Temple on Steam

A Little Golf Journey

A Little Golf Journey

So ‘A Little Golf Journey’ is a really great game. It’s a chill game even though you may not be a big Golf fan like I am this is a really easy game to play and doesn’t require much effort so it’s a nice game to play here and there and to relax. You can maybe also listen to music or listen to a podcast or whatever you like while playing this.

I completed the game 100% just now and even though I liked it for the most part there are these white blocks that are pretty hard to see and reveal themselves when you get close which I don’t really get. It was so random to encounter them all of a sudden and it was a bit frustrating to see it in one of the minigolf courses.

Real player with 23.3 hrs in game

There are not enough good golf games on Steam. This one though, is one of the gems.

It’s relaxing, the low-poly graphics are nice to look at, and the music is chill.

It can be quite challenging though, if you want it to be.

Real player with 18.1 hrs in game

A Little Golf Journey on Steam

Arthur’s Revenge

Arthur’s Revenge

cheap forty cents ,expect to rage a bit if you suck like i do,doesnt have a lot of material and the controls can be a bit annoying but id recomend it if you want something to play for an hour and smth

Real player with 1.6 hrs in game

CHICKEN! (:

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2356628733

Real player with 1.5 hrs in game

Arthur's Revenge on Steam

Lost and found - What if I come and find it

Lost and found - What if I come and find it

Un juego divertido y refrescante. Tiene una jugabilidad muy original que hace que pases un rato agradable.

Real player with 1.1 hrs in game

Very entertaining game. I had a good time playing. 100% recomended!

Real player with 0.1 hrs in game

Lost and found - What if I come and find it on Steam