SIT DOWN, PLEASE

SIT DOWN, PLEASE

Game is a 1 out of 10 for the sheer fact it’s broken Video here (once it uploads) w/ time stamps to dialogue outside of the ending you can’t reach and the crashes: https://youtu.be/R_UDuAQKmQE

Disclaimer Unlike the other reviewers so far I actually played the full game (that you can play BEFORE making my review)

The first part of the game has the most redundant mechanic and takes sooooooooo long literally like 5-6 minutes a person to max the juice and you’re literally just managing 2 things. The story is really hard to follow the grammar is a bit off and you’re thrust into the world told A B and C and the story doesn’t really give you enough information about the world to draw you in and feel involved in the plot to be honest. I did enjoy the flashback with the grandpa that was probably the highlight of the game and story. (the story is probably the best part of the game by far). THE WORST PART IS you get all the way to the end and the heart crashes your game. I literally tried so many different ways to beat it the mechanic for even playing the ending is terribly hard because your chain move and your single light up move are on the same key and with the BACK TO BACK TO BACK COMBOS it’s almost impossible to get them without erasing your moves plus the heart heals when you make a mistake, so imagine my surprise when the game crashes after I FINALLY brought him to probably his last phase. Hopefully the crash situation will get fixed for future players. The game would have been a 6 out of 10 if it worked the story was interesting even though it’s not told particularly well told and it tries to do some neat things but the first part of the game drags because of redundancy.

Real player with 8.5 hrs in game


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I wasn’t expecting a game like this at first, but it drew me in pretty much immediately. The story is really intriguing and well done, so are the characters and the ending was a nice twist. But the spearhead of this game is the atmosphere, the mood that transmits is really powerful, giving me different emotions, from distress to sadness. In a word: dark.

The only flaw, if you’re looking for a game with fast-paced gameplay, fun and dynamic, this game is not for you. In fact, it’s a bit repetitive, but once you understand that the gameplay is functional to the narrative, a simple device to tell a story, it’s something you can live with easily. In addition, there is also a fast game mode that shortens the timing and does not make you lose anything in terms of plot, a mode that I sincerely recommend to anyone who wants to approach the story giving up a little immersiveness. Basically, a game that you do not see every day and that I fully recommend.

Real player with 3.8 hrs in game

SIT DOWN, PLEASE on Steam

SUFFER 2

SUFFER 2

SUFFER is back!

SUFFER 2 is a tough-as-nails boomer shooter with a horror punk twist - become The Spirit of Anarchy and destroy the corporate police state with righteous ninja fury! Deadly traps, aggressive enemies, and abstract level design will take you to hell and back. Experience a pixelated dystopian hellscape set to an agonizing melody from punk rock guitars and broken computer synthesizers.

  • Handcrafted Levels

  • Brutal Difficulty For Hardcore Gamers, 5 Difficulty Settings

  • Colorful Sprite Graphics Inspired By 90’s Computer Games

  • Original Punk/Metal Soundtrack

Are you ready to SUFFER yet again?


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SUFFER 2 on Steam

Zombie Murder Hell Arrives

Zombie Murder Hell Arrives

It’s not that bad but there are so many better top down survival shooters you could play (like crimsonland).

Real player with 1.6 hrs in game


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Real player with 0.5 hrs in game

Zombie Murder Hell Arrives on Steam

Archery Arena

Archery Arena

Good game for the money but once you get if you don’t get back on cause there is many games that are better but over all i would like to return to this game in future updates

Watch my review here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez3WIBJXIyc

Real player with 0.2 hrs in game

Archery Arena on Steam

Hell Firefighter

Hell Firefighter

https://youtu.be/svbF4Clchws

So you’ve read the description of the game and you’re now looking at the comments for guidance. Take a look at my video posted above, I give you everything you need to know about the game and then some.

As for the game itself, it plays like it was carried over/ported over from mobile devices. There are no settings in the game so be prepared to be blasted by music at launch. There is no way to actually exit the game other than stopping the program directly. The gameplay is slow and clunky. Overall, it’s only a dollar (USD) and if you play it more than once it will have paid for itself as a time waster.

Real player with 0.6 hrs in game

Hell Firefighter on Steam

Silent dream

Silent dream

So the plot seems interesting but the translation is giving me a hard time to understand what’s going on exactly because it get a bit confusing at some points. Also usually in horror games when you want to hide inside the closet, it let you hide till the monster/ creature or whatever is following you go away but in this game, hiding in the close is pretty useless, so don’t bother doing it because it’s a big fat fail. Also, it seems you have to do stuff in a certain order (which you’ll have to figure out on your own), or else you’ll get stuck and die till you do the part correctly.

Real player with 18.5 hrs in game

What a wonderful Christian game for children because it promotes values such as love, friendship and compassion. The nice little angel flying around truly warms my heart!

Will update this review once I’m done hiding in my closet.

Edit: No, I’m not done hiding in my closet.

Real player with 11.9 hrs in game

Silent dream on Steam

Yabgits: Haunted Cemetery

Yabgits: Haunted Cemetery

no save game

Real player with 3.2 hrs in game

I liked very much. Very different from the others I played before.

Real player with 1.1 hrs in game

Yabgits: Haunted Cemetery on Steam

Broken Legends

Broken Legends

“When the evil rises, and the goodness sinks, it may be impossible to go back. But what you say, but what you do, there is some goodness inside of you."

Have you ever wanted to be the villain in an RPG? Well, Broken Legends is the game for you! Broken Legends is an Adventure RPG where you control a possessed 16-year-old. His name is Malum, and whatever is possessing him is turning him into a villain! Will you stop this force or become it? This choice will yield 2 different endings. Warning: Game Contain FLASHING LIGHTS

GOOD VS EVIL

Most of Broken Legends is about discovering your evil side and fighting it using your good side. There are three witches in the game: Kindness, Wisdom, and Power. Power was the original witch, though. Will you kill them? Or will you threaten them and end up in prison…?

SAVE IT ALL.

Because Broken Legends has two different endings, you can save the world from yourself. However, being nice does not come without consequences! The force possessing you is persistent. You might try to escape punishment… even prison.

DESTROY IT ALL.

If you were to let the force possessing you take full control, the world would be in possible danger. But you don’t care. Create the destruction of the entire world, all because of you.

Features:

  • Become a villain.

  • Start a massacre.

  • Be possessed.

  • A compelling and unique story.

  • Let all the houses burn to ash.

  • An ending to save people from you.

  • Sadness.

  • Great soundtrack.

  • A mixture of styles.

  • Where you are the villain.™

Broken Legends on Steam

Crazy indian

Crazy indian

–-{Graphics}—

☐ You forget what reality is

☐ Beautiful

☐ Good

☐ Decent

☐ Bad

☐ Don‘t look too long at it

☑ MS-DOS

—{Gameplay}—

☐ Very good

☐ Good

☑ It‘s just gameplay

☐ Mehh

☐ Watch paint dry instead

☐ Just don’t

—{Audio}—

☐ Eargasm

☐ Very good

☑ Good

☐ Not too bad

☐ Bad

☐ I’m now deaf

—{Audience}—

☐ Kids

☑ Teens

☑ Adults

☐ All

—{PC Requirements}—

☑ Check if you can run paint

☐ Potato

☐ Decent

☐ Fast

☐ Rich boi

☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

—{Difficulity}—

☐ Just press ‘W’

Real player with 0.9 hrs in game

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗚𝗼𝗼𝗱

Retro pixel platformer

10mb Download

Easy to play

Complete a level in -30secs

79p

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐝

Large hitboxes

Dodgy name

𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞

7/10

Real player with 0.7 hrs in game

Crazy indian on Steam

Eyes of the Night

Eyes of the Night

Eyes of the night is a very fun game yet is still very simple to learn and play. After downloading the game I very quickly found myself enthralled in the games ominous and captivating environment and couldn’t help but play “just one more game” trying to evade the wolves and beat my score from the previous round. The game seems to be well made and I can’t wait to see what the future updates will bring to the experience. Overall, the game is very fun and if you have five dollars laying around I highly recommend you give this game a shot.

Real player with 2.5 hrs in game

Atmospheric and Entertaining

I haven’t spent too much time playing it yet, but Eyes of the Night is a very entertaining game. The gameplay is simple, yet good, and the world design and music creates an atmospheric experience. I think that it’s worth noting that the music reminded me a lot of that of the Amnesia series, which I adore. Overall, I recommend checking this out! It’s fun, inexpensive and a good way to support indie developers making unique games.

Real player with 0.8 hrs in game

Eyes of the Night on Steam