SCP-970 The Recursive Room
This game will interact you in SCP-970 EXP. PROTOCOLS and not only in it…
Explore the endless room and try to understand what’s going on in the Recursive Room of SCP-970-1
This puzzle and detictive game will plunge you headlong into the story of SCP-970 story and riddles.
As a class-D personal try to understand what’s going in The Recursive room and try to escape from this endless dimension
SCP - 970 is a game based on the works of the SCP Foundation community.
The SCP Foundation is a non-governmental organization with a high reign of the prosperity of humanity — while remaining in total secrecy. They were once dedicated to containing and researching anomalous entities of our world, protecting humanity under a shade of moral grey.
The directive of the SCP Foundation made a complete shift upon the discovery of a foreign entity that has infected every human’s psyche. The O5 Council, the leaders of the SCP Foundation, initiated a directive to exterminate the human race in an attempt to stop the nefarious entity from reaching its true potential, undertaking the belief that doing so would be a mercy.
Additional SCP-970 The Reursive Room features include:
Original SCP-970 interractive story
Puzzle levels
The Author’s endings
Original SCP-970 document excerpt:
SCP-970 is a spatial phenomenon wherein a collection of rooms are looped on themselves. In all cases found, this is by means of a series of doors appearing in the walls, all in a straight line, such that it is possible to walk forwards and end up at the starting position. The alteration to the rooms does not affect neighbouring rooms and floors. There is as of yet no known explanation for the appearance of this phenomenon.
SCP-970-01 is a cell-block within Sector 19, and the first example of the SCP-970 phenomenon encountered by the Foundation. It was constructed with the intent of housing class-D personnel, and fulfilled that purpose until ██/██/████, when several D-classes breached containment in an escape attempt. The investigation into the incident led to the discovery that a series of doors had appeared in the cell-block, leading into rooms on the opposite side of the corridor. It was quickly established that the layout of the building did not support this addition, and that the rooms were following a non-standard geometry.
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Jesus Christ RPG Trilogy
My 3rd cousin used to be atheist, in hopes to get him to see the other side I showed him the game, Jesus Christ RPG Trilogy, which is this game. At first he didn’t want to play, refusing the offer. I eventually coaxed him to go into a closet with a laptop with only a steam account, with no money and only a copy of Jesus Christ RPG Trilogy with no internet connection. The closet was wet, dark, with nothing else except the laptop, that was charged by being attached to the wall, the outside of the closet soundproofed, 6 cans of Spaghettios, 12 Caprison Packets of limeaid flavour, 1 packet of unbranded candy, a copy of the holy bibel, and a framed picture of obama that was held onto the wall by tunsten nails. after he went inside the closet, I quickly confiscated his phone and electronics and locked the closet door. After that I went to the local Gamestone and bought myself a copy of Shrek’s Carnival Craze Party Games and some Windex Cleaner Solution. I went back home and played some games. 3 Months later I went back to check on my cousin to see that my cousin had converted to Hinduism.
– Real player with 30.4 hrs in game
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Overview
This is a fully functioning RPG with 3 games: you can play as Baby Jesus, Adult Jesus, or Jesus after the rising. I’ve only tried playing as Baby Jesus so far and have found the experience surprisingly fun - way more than I expected it to be! The game is very easy to understand and grasp - you’ll get the hang of how things work after some trial and error, even if RPGs aren’t your thing.
Playing the Baby Jesus game
- You get to control Mary and Joseph first, and lead them through to the birth of Christ. After Jesus is born, the game then switches you over to the 3 wise men, which you control. You must lead them from their kingdom through the desert and other locations until you reach Christ in Bethlehem. After visiting Christ and giving him their gifts, you then switch back to playing Mary, Joseph and now Baby Jesus as well.
– Real player with 14.0 hrs in game
Save Jesus
4k graphics, blown away by the sound quality, the voice acting is superb. personally, one of my favorite quotes is “ya think yu can stop me? look it, ah gawt a tahme macheen!” very intricate and thought-out dialogue is one of this game’s strongest points. in addition, the plot and lore of save jesus is so complex and designed so well that its almost like you are actually there in the game saving jesus! it is an experience similar to that of smoking weed, while dying and going to heaven but learning that jesus is in trouble so you save him and then wake up wondering… “what did i eat for dinner last night?” you look over to jesus in your bed and he stares back at you and then you wake up again to find that your entire existence was actually a dream in itself. anyway, every game has its downsides as well. save jesus is no exception. one of the worst parts about this game is the lack of an easy mode, as the difficulty rivals that of dark souls. another issue is the demanding system requirements. my macintosh computer at school has trouble running this game. constant crashes and it struggles to get even 10 fps. no problems on my coughcoughsuperiorcoughcough pc though. the game is magnificent, and the sheer quality is reflected in every possible aspect. the system requirements can easily be justified for such a masterpiece. in conclusion, save jesus is a fantastic AAA title that i recommend to any fans of the popular book series “the holy bible,” based on this very game. hope this review helps!
– Real player with 247.1 hrs in game
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When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.–Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
– Real player with 163.9 hrs in game
Illuminascii
This game is a spiritual journey through your inner self. You will dwelve into the life you know you have. The quality of this game makes me forget what time it is. I can feel temptation as I hear the drumming of the sound, the sound of our future. ASCII numbers and letters will forever and always haunt my life. This game brings realization, with top notch sound/music effects. The world is like my mind, deep with uncertainty, a void that is filled with logical nonsense. This game is like a drug, some of you will see it as not your thing, but some of you, will see this as an awakening.. a spiritual path through our life, I will cherish this game for as long as I can. I truly believe this is a beautiful masterpiece that will stay hidden and only a few of us will be able to carve into its inner beauty. Give it a shot, you might like it, you might not, but don’t say I never warned you to stay away or to cave in. Numbers and letters have always been the answer to everything, what we made. We are the beginning and the end, but this game, this product of perfection, has no end. Even if it did you can’t reach it. This game test all who is willing to enter what has been unknown to us since the beginning of mankind.
– Real player with 10.1 hrs in game
And intensely shitty game comprised of 3 endlessly looping levels where you fight shitty unity enemies with even less effort put into their AI and design than usual. Expect to be shot through any wall you try and hide behind and don’t expect the levels to even be completable, as whatever small, terrible ammount of random level gen there is can easily keep you from ever completing the same shitty easter egg hunt objective that is every map.
It is staggering how little effort was put into this game as a whole. This game boasts RPG elements, which means you level up but the stats don’t do anything and leveling doesn’t do anything. It says you have random characteristics on all monsters and armor, but all the monsters are the same in each level but with a different look, and there IS NO ARMOR.
– Real player with 3.5 hrs in game
The Culling 2
I never played the 1st Culling, have only watched my favorite streamer play it a lot, and bought it because they wanted to plan matches vs. subbies. I play PUBg casually, and it’s not my usual genre, but even so could immediately see the easy access to everything and overabundance of guns totally killed the original melee and crafting fun. The size of the map and lack of players, game machiniques are also a problem. I’m in Europe, never could get a game on EU server at all. I can understand why so many people are angry, but you can make it fun if you don’t take it too seriously, but for the price?
– Real player with 6.9 hrs in game
Ok… here we go…
I wrote a very long twitch thread to the developers regarding this title. The things that I can say that are positive:
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I’m glad the announcer is back
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The recoil control feels really, really good. It’s erratic in a good way.
The bad:
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They missed the boat on the character customization aspect by a mile. They needed to be WAY more over-the-top with the outfits and craziiness that would be this type of a game show.
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They missed out on the gameshow feel of the game completely. The only thing that even makes it feel remotely like a gameshow is the starting area. After that, you’re in a typical battle arena.
– Real player with 3.3 hrs in game
Criminal Girls: Invite Only
CG:IO (CG from now on) is a hard game to grade. There is a JPRG element, but the game’s best known for its… titillating content, though it’s all suggestive tease due to self censoring by the publisher. You need to download mods to see any… naughty bits.
The premise is simple… You have been assigned as “corrections leader” under supervision of Ms. Miu and your job is to “train” several of the “criminal girls” whose souls are tainted, but maybe you can help redeem them with a little training. If you manage to lead them out of “hell”, fighting the way out against all the escaped prisoners, and perhaps some other girls who didn’t want to be redeemed, you may yet make it back into the real world…
– Real player with 90.8 hrs in game
For anyone just roughly browsing the review sections who is more or less set on buying this game anyway, here are two pointers for when first playing the game:
a. the game may be a little slow to boot up at first, since it needs to install some additional stuff first. And it takes a little longer than most games to do so, for some reason. So just be patient in stead of clicking the “play” button repeatedly. It will boot up when it’s ready;
b. for the first time, the game’s language will be set to Japanese. Never fear, though: you can simply go to the options screen (select Tab or I) and select English.
– Real player with 86.8 hrs in game
Hello Kitty and Sanrio Friends Racing
What is there to say about this lovable, hello kitty themed racer. Other than it is an unfinished game?
There are several incomplete maps, with textures jutting out from side to side the water doesnt even touch the walls of the map so there are just gaps, your racer is constantly being drowned by water. They are selling this for $20 keep that in mind. Are you familiar with other games being sold for the same price? like Fallout 3 and New Vegas GOTY for the same price.
Now enough of the textures, we can forgive that, its a kid game, kids dont know quality from crummy. How about the AI, is the game challenging? Well to answer that no. Most of the maps the computers just get stuck to a wall and stop moving.
– Real player with 120.3 hrs in game
I recommend this game to all kitten fans and achievement hunters! A great way to spend your time racing against friends while on some awesome kawaii characters! Note the game has NO story just casual racing. The game simply looks adorable and was a lot of fun to 100% =3
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Maps, Customization and more!
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You can outfit the characters with different clothing styles!
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There are different rides (boats/planes/cars) to pick from and you can
– Real player with 2.6 hrs in game
Himawari - The Sunflower -
I ended up with this game in my library one night after imbibing a tiny bit too much alcohol, evidently having decided that these heroines were too cute to not throw 35 bucks at, as I knew nothing else about the game.
I wish all my inebrieated decisions ended this well.
Do not be deceived – Himawari may be teeming with an overwhelming amount of moe appeal, but judging it as a run of the mill moege is more criminal than all the lolis the game has to offer combined.
It’s understandably hard to convince you otherwise, and the entirety of the first route will, sadly, do little to dispel any reasonable person’s concerns regarding that. You’re treated to a route consisting of a hodgepodge of anime cliches you’ve seen at least a hundred thousand times before, including things like amnesiac protags, amnesiac girls falling from the sky, and a harem lead so bland you oftentimes find yourself wishing you were doing anything but reading this trite dialogue. How well you can withstand the game’s copious amounts of slice of life comedy scenes depends on your tolerance for cute girls doing cute things – fortunately, I consider myself quite the connoisseur, but I can understand it might be tiring for a more socially well adjusted human being than myself.
– Real player with 86.9 hrs in game
Himawari is one of the most heart-wrenching yet beautiful stories you will ever read. It tells a tale about characters trying to overcome the shackles of their pasts and finally putting their lives back in motion. Once it gets going, the story is amazing at hooking you in with its cool sci-fi concepts and brilliant character drama.
“You said there was a meaning behind chasing after one’s dreams. But if the dream one had been aiming for vanished into nothingness… what is one to do then?.”
– Real player with 69.2 hrs in game
Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator
What is Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator?
Masterpiece.
Plot
You are Erwin Lemmor and you have been transferred to a TANK School where you meet some tanks in your new class.
Pros and Cons
Pros:
+An actual proper realistic tank dating simulator!
+The tank models seem to be pretty accurate.
+The story is very interesting and the world building is amazing.
+The game sometimes gives you freedom to choose your dialogue.
+The game makes you feel many different emotions and immersion is guaranteed.
– Real player with 1032.7 hrs in game
Last time I reviewed the game was 2 years ago (old review down below) and since then I have grown as a human, or in other words I have played 300 more hours of this game for total of 500+ hours.
Where I once recommended the game, I can now only endorse and praise it. In my previous review I commented upon the various WW2 aspects of the game, but reflecting back on that my review was like a 9gag user reviewing sex positions.
I dont understand how I missed the social critical aspects of this masterpiece. It shows how corrupt and anti proletariat todays governments using clever tactics. The way you play as a young man in a foreign country forced to fulfill his military duty, but instead find yourself in tankgirl filled world, in which no one is willing to explain to you what is going on is a great analogy for how the government is just trying to use and punish us as soon as we make one wrong step. And before you ask, no, I dont just say this because I lost custody over my child for playing this game instead of going to my court appointment.
– Real player with 1010.0 hrs in game
Fallen Times
I have such a grudge against this game, I couldn’t stop thinking about it 2 years after I played through the entire thing. This is the worst game I have ever played on Steam.
I bought this game for the meme, thinking I’d somehow enjoy it. I WAS WRONG.
The store page claims that you can play this methodically or speedrun style. I tried speedrun style and got killed almost right away. The platforming was awful. Items and keys were placed in areas that were very inconvenient to grab. Opening gates were way more difficult than it should. Enemies chase you down so if you mess up with something else, they’ll kill you quickly, forcing you to pick them off from far away.
– Real player with 16.0 hrs in game
TL;DR Yes, I enjoyed sticking my F***ing Ancient Magical Spear into those goats.
And now back to my review:
If you have ANY expectations about graphics, desing, plot and hell know what else, forget about it.
This game is all about not giving a crap, shooting some bad(or at least worse than you?) guys and having fun with it.
It’s a fast paced shooter. You run and shoot at Sonic speed. Guns are ridiculous yet fun to play with. Bosses are hard. Generaly skill based and enjoyful if you don’t think too hard about how ridiculous it is.
– Real player with 10.6 hrs in game