PooSky
2€. Enough for rating it down.
This game should be supposed to be a satyrical thing but there’s nothing to laugh about.
Graphics are simply terrible, drawn in Paint back in the ’90s. Music and sounds are annoying.
And the game is simply nothing. You get only one info in the “tutorial”: click to jump. Stop.
I really haven’t found anything to laugh about in this game. It’s full of asses and shit, ok, at 30 years old I’m supposed to laugh at a badly drawn Paint strip?
The game itself as I was saying is basically nothing. A platformer in which you click to jump and to avoid the shit on the floor.
– Real player with 12.4 hrs in game
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After dedicating an hour of my finite life to this game, I can assuredly say, it is bad.
While it is a vain attempt at commentary of the games industry, this single-buttoned game falls short of this.
I do know believe whoever made this deserves not only minimum wage, but to forever have pins-and-needles of the lower extremities, for their iced drinks to always warm too fast, and for their souls to burn in an eternal hellfire.
Also it looks like he has a penis when you jump.
– Real player with 1.1 hrs in game
Billion Beat
I love this game, the world is always in need of more Punch-Out-likes and this scratches every itch it has, and the music is insanely good.
Only thing that could drive people away is how gross the characters look but they grow on you after a while.
The combat is a lot more ‘groovy’ than Punch-Out, more rhythmesque, if you will. Feels more like dancing than it does straight up beating the shit out of someone.
– Real player with 131.2 hrs in game
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Billion Beat is great. The visuals and music are on point. The gameplay follows the Punch-Out formula perfectly: time your punches and dodge or counter theirs. If you make a mistake, your character will take a bit to recover and that is more than enough time for your opponent to mess you up, so learn from coach Baby T and DON’T JUST MASH THE BUTTONS!
There’s also a bunch of stuff to keep things fresh like “hype moves”, items and even progression. Successfully landing a regular punch rewards you with a bit of energy and you need that energy to dish out the heavy punishment, so you quickly start to get into this flow of dodging and countering to build up your energy until you can finally let your hands fly.
– Real player with 80.7 hrs in game
ReTox
trippy as fuck
– Real player with 4.5 hrs in game
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The best visual novel and game about drugs I’ve ever played. If you want to get sucked into a vortex of twisted plots, this game is definitely for you. Different storylines and endings make this game playable for long hours. Depiction of drug effects are also very imaginative and sometimes trippy as hell.
– Real player with 3.5 hrs in game
Attack of the Earthlings
In Attack Of The Earthlings you embrace the opportunity of playing the oppressed alien natives simply protecting your home planet from the ruthlessly ignorant human invaders, as you claw, stab, pulp, and pulverise your way up the corporate ladder of the Galactoil company and put a halt to their invasion.
Integral to this game is it’s sense of humour, akin to Borderlands and Portal in the video game world, and Office Space and Mars Attacks in the film world, with Galactoil (the corporate representation of space-faring humanity) as a pseudo-functioning corporate hegemony operating with a casual disregard for employees coupled with an ironic motivational propaganda machine in a modern office-space environment. There are so many little touches incorporated into the level design alone that really imbue this humour and help world and character-build in what could otherwise be seen as a very short and superficial game. This humour is also more obviously threaded through the hapless characters and their dialogue and interactions with each other and the AI/robots throughout, which as you play gradually reveals more of the antagonist’s motives and frustrations as you pick them apart and upset their plans (or just overhear comedic character monologues and watch as robots respond benignly to your presence).
– Real player with 14.9 hrs in game
So what can i say about Attack of the Earthlings really? Well let me start off by saying this game has a ton of personality and it will make you laugh at times. If you’re a Sci fi fan like me, you’ve probably tried one of those classic sci fi horror/action games where you’re playing as an astronaut on a space station trying to avoid getting eaten by some alien scum. Well in this fun and exciting strategy game it’s pretty much the exact same type of scenario but you’re playing as the aliens. There’s not really much of a story to this game. Basically a massive company and it’s rich owner has decided to mine your planet for resources cause why the fuck not? And you, the leader of the alien race doesn’t exactly allow outsiders inside your territory. So you do the most rational thing and start assassinating the average joe workers of this massive company, then use their biomass to produce an army of lower lifeforms under your command to assassinate even more humans! :D You can create 4 different unit types and they’re all totally unique creations with special abilities that fit different playstyles. In the beginning i thought i had to use all 3 different evolutions (Out of the 4 creatures you can spawn 1 of them is the default non-evolved alien drone) but it turned out that you should really only stick to the xenos that suit your personal playstyle. I didn’t hear about this game from some big youtuber, or anything. I just happended to get it recommended by Steam one day and thought ‘‘hey that’s a neat concept and it’s on sale!’’ There’s also a small progression system in the game that allows you to upgrade your units and give them new and improved abilities. The game takes about 11-12 hours to finish if you’re just doing a casual playthrough and you fail a few missions (Like i did) Each mission is really fun cause no mission has the same objective. There’s no difficulty options in the game, and there’s unfortunately no new game+… This is the bad part of the game, you see you can’t replay levels unless you have an old save file right before the level you want to play. If you don’t then you need to replay the level until you get to the level you want to replay. However there is only about 7-8 levels in total so it’s not like getting to a specific level is hard. Each level feels new and unique due to each level having it’s own objectives that are all totally different from one another. Overall i’d give Attack of the Earthlings a solid 7/10. Would recommend, even at full price if you’re into strategy games and don’t mind the low difficulty. Now go out there and nom some humans :3
– Real player with 13.9 hrs in game
Protocol
I am here to update my review. For the most part, it’s been pretty solid besides a couple of key gameplay elements getting stuck, or when you’re trying to enter the ships computer and use the wrong combination it’s possible to get stuck in a loop, where the only way out is to force quit the game and reopen it.
I really enjoyed this game for the most part, but having to figure out if certain issues are with myself missing something or if it’s a game bug can be annoying.
– Real player with 17.3 hrs in game
I’ve been waiting for a long time to play this game. For except of the DMC5, Jump Force and Resident Evil 2, the Protocol was most anticipated game for me.
From the beggining this was VR capable game. There are some small bugs, but in most the Protocol is quite playable in VR.
For two hours I’ve played already I was not dissappointed.
1. Graphics looks ok for me, not toonish like quite bunch of other VR games. Some textures are not as sharp as it could be.
2. Gameplay is interesting, but hard, casual gamers won’t like it. Some times you have to do some boring stuff, for example you have to go back for the card, because you forgot it in another terminal. Quite like in real life don’t you think?
– Real player with 9.8 hrs in game
Destroy All Humans! 2 - Reprobed
Crypto is back with a license to probe. The alien invader returns, groovier than ever. Experience the swinging ‘60s in all its chemical-induced glory and take revenge on the KGB for blowing up your mothership. You’ll have to form alliances with members of the very species you came to enslave.
Key Features:
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Show those hippies who’s boss using classic weapons and new technology like the Meteor Shower
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Explore 1960’s Mother Earth and unload your trusty saucer all over her fictional cities
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Defend a much larger, much more open world from those who seek to undermine your mission
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Hoover up humans from different countries and grind them up into DNA cocktails to upgrade your skills
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Invite a friend over for a twosome and enjoy the full story in local 2-player split screen co-op
Pandemic Shooter
Lock & Load
Pandemic shooter is an action-packed first-person zombie shooter. Sit back, relax, and enjoy some massacre. Hordes of mindless undead are heading your way. Collect and upgrade your weapons, grab some power-ups and let the bullets fly. But don’t get too cocky. Every level gets more challenging and more zombie-packed!
Flat Earth
Ever wanted to kill some mindless zombies? How about some mind-controlling, humanity-manipulating reptilians? Yes, there are reptilians in the game as well! And they are as influencing as ever. Have you ever heard of flat-earth? Their idea. Fake moon? Also them. Deadly 5g waves? You get the idea. Fight those bastards and save the Earth from more of their dumb conspiracies.
Zombies, zombies, and more zombies!
No protagonist is a real hero without a true villain. The same goes for a zombie killer. In Pandemic Shooter you will face many different zombies, all with unique skills and posing a different kind of challenge. Combine them all together, and you’ve got yourself some trouble. Oh, and beware the special NASA troops - they protect their lizard overlord’s secrets with all the tools necessary.
Key Features
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Up to 8 hours of the FPS zombie massacre
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Unlimited level unlocked on completing all levels.
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Original dark humor. All major conspiracy theories included ;)
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Multiple in-game achievements
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16 different pistols, guns, and grenades
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20 collectible power-ups
Duke Nukem Forever
Duke Nukem Forever. 15 years in the making and yet here I am, considering if it couldn’t have used a couple of more years in development. The truth is though, 5-10-15-20 years it wouldn’t have mattered. The problem here isn’t lack of development, it’s the direction of the development.
All the fluff is there though. Playing this game you will never doubt that this is a Duke game. Scantily clad women are everywhere and you will rarely walk more than ten feet between the various pop culture references, jokes and other nonsense. If anything Gearbox deserves some credit for getting that part of the franchise right. The humor is there, the silliness, the crazy. What they got wrong, is the mechanics.
– Real player with 162.3 hrs in game
It’s normal to have high expectations on a game that’s been in development for more than 10 years, but to judge it it’s important to know a little of its development history to understand why they took so long to finish it.
It was remade from scratch many times because of the engine or graphics being outdated, they wanted it to be perfect, or at least as groundbreaking as the original Duke Nukem 3D was at its time. Due to this fact, many of the original ideas planned for the game didn’t make it to the final product as can be seen in its many trailers.
– Real player with 57.0 hrs in game
Creepy Pizza Arcade
so good i love this game it so good game good so good
– Real player with 3.9 hrs in game
MY BOI ZOLTAR MAKES AN APPEARANCE IN THIS GAME CAW CAW
BIG UPS TO ZOLTAR HOLDING IT DOWN IN THIS WEIRD LITTLE INDIE GAME THAT’S PROMOTING SOME PODCAST CAW CAW
– Real player with 0.5 hrs in game
Destroy All Humans!
Short and sweet. Unlike crypto, who’s short angry and not green.
The attention to detail is pretty incredible in some areas.
They fixed all the issues i had on launch other than a couple situations where frames tank. I hope they do them all and do them at least this well
! Even Big Willy.
– Real player with 33.0 hrs in game
I have loads of memories playing DaH as a kid on the PS2, this remaster keeps what made the original so fun whilst also modernising aspects that wouldn’t have held up today. Looking forward to DaH 2.
– Real player with 21.5 hrs in game