Real Farm – Gold Edition

Real Farm – Gold Edition

I am sorry to say this but this is by far the worst farming simulator game out there. I got a stroke trying to take part in the traffic with a goddamn harvester that I HAD TO ATTACH THE TOOL TO… The tools by the way feel like they are attached with a bunch of rubber dildos.

If you are going to name a game REAL FARMING, I expect some reality like there is no harvesting in rain as it is supposed to clog the machine.

Seriously hope this is not the final form of the game and the developer(s) will venture out to a real farm to get more ideas or just please play some Farming Simulator 19 to get a basic idea.

Real player with 1.2 hrs in game


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a dumb driving simulator not farming simulator

Real player with 0.8 hrs in game

Real Farm – Gold Edition on Steam

The Good Life

The Good Life

Just to play through and do the main quest… eh it’s alright. Quirky but it’s fine, just play it then go do another game and forget it ever existed.

To get invested in and mess around? Hell no lol.

From release this was a janky mess of game-breakers and softlocks. The biggest of which was at least patched out (storage).

The content of the game is entirely just “go get this” with everything a convoluted web of ingredients upon ingredients of which everything is a rare drop except meat. Little to no emphasis nor encouragement when it comes being a photographer. Even with thousands of followers, keeping up with the trends on Flamingo barely gives you a few hundred a week so it’s not worth the effort when you could be running around hitting rocks or getting your daily time trial allowance.

Real player with 170.3 hrs in game


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Kickstarter backer here, so my review shows as a CD Key review, and will not count towards the overall review score.

That out of the way…

recommending with some serious caveats.

It’s a SWERY game, but not a ‘typical" SWERY game.

Weird, messy, a bit sloppy, a more Eastern POV and stereotype of life in the UK and the West.

Kb/m controls are quite clunky. Controller is better, if the game and Steam recognize your controller (PS4/PS5 recommended- the game seems to reuse towork properly with my XBox One controller).

Real player with 141.0 hrs in game

The Good Life on Steam

What We Pretend To Be

What We Pretend To Be

Cheap, relaxing and really nice soundtrack.

This is the kind of game you buy if you have some money to spare, and you’re in need of a casual relaxation game. There is no point to the game, and it’s really really short, but honestly, I think it was worth the small fee. I love the graphic style, and the lighting is god-tier, but the texturing is kinda off-putting in some areas, with glitching clouds and the ground clipping with the grass. There’s not much to the story, but that’s not really the appeal of the game, so I wouldn’t leave much criticism there.

Real player with 3.3 hrs in game


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Very short game play, not much story. Mindless wheat farming, once the builder dies you can’t make any more improvements to your town.

Real player with 1.8 hrs in game

What We Pretend To Be on Steam

Bountiful Life

Bountiful Life

About Bountiful Life

Bountiful Life is the next step in Farming & Life Simulator gaming. You’ve been tasked with the responsibility of taking over an abandoned rinky-dink farm. Maintain a source of income, create wholesome relationships with your friends and family, and discover yourself within Jubilee Village. Your time in Jubilee revolves around the three core aspects of life; your work, your friends and family, and your connection with the world.

Work - As the newest farmer, and member of Jubilee, you have a personal obligation to rejuvenate the farmland back to its former glory. Utilize a wide range of forms of labor such as the husbandry of farming crops and raising livestock, foraging, fishing, mining, and other mechanics.

Friends/Family - Jubilee is home to over 30 unique villagers who all have their own personalities, hopes, and dreams. Getting to know the villagers better can grow into close friendships enjoyed over bonding activities and common interests. Investing time into these relationships can lead to a fruitful outcome, such as marriage. You then have the option to raise or adopt children.

Your Place in the World- An integral part of Bountiful Life’s story is determining how connected you are to the world around you. Explore the history of the Jubilee Village, its people, their myths, and their legends. Learn about the fate of the old spirits that once inhabited the lands of Jubilee, where they went, and how you’re connected to them; or advance the research and technologies to bring Jubilee Village to a new modern age.

Full Release Features:

Co-Op! - Play with up to a group of four players, with full cross-platform cross-compatibility support.

Farming, Fishing, and Foraging, Oh My! - Manage your own farm and create a steady source of income. Grow crops, raise cattle, catch fish, and forage forests at your own pace.

Upgrades, People, Upgrades! - Advance your tools and skills to make your work more efficient and have longer-lasting stamina throughout the day.

Find Yourself! - Find yourself in Jubilee Village by exploring the world around you and decide where you fit in this new land.

Mine All Day! - Discover new gems and ore to use for tool upgrades and jewelry, or make strides in scientific advancements by donating your finds to the Village’s Observatory. Just don’t mine at night or dig straight down.

Relationships! - Each villager has their own unique lifestyle and personality. Get to know them better by talking with them each day, learning about their interest. Soon, you may find yourself in a blossoming relationship with your favorite villager.

Let the Games Begin! - Jubilee Village hosts multiple festivals each month. Participate in engaging mini-games that test and hone your skills, and learn about the lore behind each festival.

Explore! - Get lost in Jubilee Village’s forests, stumble down through the mines, frolic through the fields, or feel the sand on your feet at the beach. There’s no limit to what you’ll find when you explore Jubilee.

Music! - Hours of original, professionally made music tailored to every setting and environment you’ll come across.

Controller Support! - Full support for generic, xbox, and playstation controllers.

What Makes Bountiful Life Unique?

Co-Op - Alcinous Studios is avoiding the pitfall of making their game single-player from the beginning. Bountiful Life is being developed with the end-goal of bringing you a cross-platform, co-op experience tailored to all mediums.

Artstyle - We have implemented a new standard in the creative direction of Farming and Life Simulators. The vibrant, stylized environment with stunning characters and precise attention to detail creates a more immersive atmosphere in the Village bringing our characters and the world around them to life.

Best Friend Mechanic - Romance is not the only reason to pursue relationships with others. In Bountiful Life, players can also unlock special events and dialogue that lead them to maintain a unique best friend relationship with one villager. Your best friend might even have an influence over your child! So choose carefully!

Mini-Games - Players will use engaging mini-games to complete part-time jobs, win festivals, fish, and cook.

Bountiful Life on Steam

Farming Simulator 22

Farming Simulator 22

Warning! Fanboy (and proud of it) review ahead.

This being the 5th version of Farming Simulator I have played; it’s pretty safe to say that I am a fan of it. There is no doubt. I will start by saying that this is literally the same game as FS19. As it is, FS17-15-13. A common complaint from some people for reasons that I do not understand. What makes our favorite games, our favorite game? If they turned it into a tractor demolision derby; would it be the same game we love now? While that does sound fun; it is not what we all originally bought the game for. We buy (and then rebuy) these games because there is something about them that we like. Why has the GTA Franchise been so wildly popular all of these years? For the reason I pointed out above. Standard Psychology aside…

Real player with 108.4 hrs in game

(Summary at bottom)

NOT a reskinned FS19. I have about 650 hours on FS19 and I can most certainly say this is much better in many ways, and many things have been completely overhauled.

  • Sounds have had a major overhaul, makes the game feel more realistic and immersive.

  • More placeables than ever, including sheds with working doors, refuel stations (diesel, methane, and electric), seed & fert tanks, etc. Fences too, great addon, easy to use.

  • Many many new brands, and more tire brand options. Also license plates for equipment and vehicles.

Real player with 79.3 hrs in game

Farming Simulator 22 on Steam

Lawn Mowing Simulator

Lawn Mowing Simulator

This game is utterly satisfying. It must be good if I have over 70 ours on it. Snowing here in Michigan, so I can’t mow like I want to. LMS scratches that itch perfectly!

Real player with 76.2 hrs in game

Such a relaxing game to kill some time

Real player with 41.8 hrs in game

Lawn Mowing Simulator on Steam

Cannabis Farmer Strain Master

Cannabis Farmer Strain Master

nice smooth game

Real player with 12.2 hrs in game

Absolutely NOT worth more than $5.00 in its current state. Right now they are charging $22.00 for it. Don’t reward the kind of people who rip people off like this if you care about the future. Their focus seems to have been to create a game with graphics that will look nice in still clips (screen shots) which, upon purchase, has almost no actual content.

There are mods created by regular steam users for other games that offer more content than this entire game. You can throw soda cans and other absolutely pointless “Easter eggs”. Apparently they’ve implemented features like this rather than worked on the two systems which are obviously the most important aspects of the game: A realistic simulator of plant growth and genetics and a realistic trade and economic system that consists of anything more than a couple of shops, all located on a street in the middle of nowhere which your character can visit.

Real player with 11.2 hrs in game

Cannabis Farmer Strain Master on Steam

World End Diner

World End Diner

I wanted to rush my review because I do think this game is really good, and it deserved a thumbs up to help! However, I wanted to return to this review to give it a proper analysis for people who are on the edge of purchasing this game;

1. The gameplay loop is very fun and simple. The core of the game consists of gathering/farming/buying materials in order to cook for the animals in the forest. You will unlock more ingredients as you go, and while this is a slow proccess (Ive been playing for 3 Days and -just- unlocked alchemy) it feels appropriate.

Real player with 328.0 hrs in game

Well uhh, i dont know if i can review this assertively, but i’ll try.

I play this usually every day for a few hours, and i’m in LOVE with this masterpiece.

for the pros:

many adorable animals , some jump when u serve them their fav food

epic lore and hidden things that make u play for hours to learn new stuff

huge options for decorating, you can place everything literally how u want

u get plushies from animals (very important)

hard to get stuff, which makes u really hyped and wanting to do more

Real player with 162.0 hrs in game

World End Diner on Steam

Moonlight In Garland

Moonlight In Garland

Moonlight in Garland is a cozy, open-ended, life-sim that sees you making a life in the bustling metropolis of Garland. Find an apartment and make it perfectly yours, befriend your neighbours, grow your garden, solve community problems and experience all the weirdly wonderful stuff that city living offers.

Of course, city life isn’t all farmers markets and fancy coffee. Will you step in to stop the heritage building from being torn down and preserve a piece of history? Build a sense of community so more residents will stick around? Figure out which Jerk is stealing packages from the mail room? Be swept up in a whirlwind romance along the way?

Find your feet, make a positive impact and live your best life in Garland!

  • Move in! - Each apartment has unique challenges and community projects. (1/4 buildings currently available)

  • Explore the city! - Complete 6 mini welcome quests over 5 suburbs.

  • Daily tasks - Run errands, recycle trash and clean up graffiti.

  • Find friends or romance - 22 NPCs with 2 full friendship levels of dialogue.

  • Friendship events - Deepen your relationships with narrative cutscenes and mini quests. (2 currently available)

  • Building Upgrades - Cedar Court Lobby upgrade currently available.

  • Gardening - Get your green thumb ready!

  • Animal Photos - Take photos of local wildlife for your diary, that seagull is just walking around like he owns the place.

  • Manage your time and energy - Keep an eye on your physical and mental energy to make sure you can hit your goals.

  • Character customization - Be yourself or someone else!

  • Also… - Shop, clean up the city, and lots more.

And coming soon… Part time jobs, mini games, marriage, crafting, calendar events, more apartment and garden upgrades, mysteries, and more!

A solo dev project by Violet.

Moonlight In Garland on Steam

Forest Farm

Forest Farm

This is entirely playable without a VR headset and has full mouse and keyboard support.

Forest Farm is the perfect answer if you want a game that has zero stress and tons of truly hands-on things to do. Your primary goal at this point in development is basically to plan out and create the perfect farm, all the while working around an oft-growing rabbit infestation. Essentially, it goes something like this: chop down tree mill lumber while growing new trees from recovered seeds craft fences/raised garden beds from lumber safely grow lots of produce profit off crop sales to villagers reinvest coin into further expansion. You also have your faithful cart horse Pedro to aid you in quickly shifting large amounts of produce from field to market, complete with first-person reins which actually work. As well, there are side activities of fishing and mining to turn a profit via fish and gem/potion sales.

Real player with 7.8 hrs in game

Read the board for quests - Plant crops, go fishing, mine some diamonds and other rocks, grow crops, pat a horse, explore, harvest crops, throw bunnies, sell crops and relax in VR!

https://youtu.be/zkXIwNE1eY4

Real player with 1.5 hrs in game

Forest Farm on Steam